>Will Smith is reviving his I Am Legend character for a sequel
but can he revive his murdered butthole?
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>Will Smith is reviving his I Am Legend character for a sequel
When will he just admit that he's a gay and move on?
You first
Stfu
The anon you responded to isn't black and we all know black bois like you love getting buck broken KEK
You don't know who's melanin enriched, honkey. Go rape your niece and nephew.
This buck broken meme the poltards came up with is such a bizarre way to let everyone know you're really a homosexual that fantasizes about fricking nigs.
They think they can play the haha I'm just memeing guise card after openly fantasizing about fricking black dudes LMAO.
Wellllllll well looks like we got ourselves a live one!
>he has this saved to this phone to share with anonymous strangers online
wash yo bussy playa
it's because of tariq nasneed you dingus
lurk more homosexual
We got a live one here boys
Get in the barn boy
meme? everytime a buck gets uppity with me I drop trow and he instinctively bends over.
>ahm sorry massa pls keep it on da downlow
shut up jerome. next time just cut my lines right and we wont have to get messy. unless? did you frick up my broccolli cut because you wanted this to happen? how absolutely peculiar.
who can take him seriously as an action star again
It's insane thinking back at how he was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood in the '90s and early '00s. This guy would be able to get anyone to go to the theatres, he had that star power and charisma few actors have.
Now look at him. A pathetic fricking excuse of a man.
more people than those who can take him seriously as a cuck
He is 55, his best action movie days are behind him.
hes the modern day steven seagull
Never could.
I predict a massive flop unless his "community" go and try and save him, but he's too much of an Oreo for them now
>live after being completely surrounded and killing himself with a grenade
ok...
It's apparently going to be a sequel to the alternate ending from the DVD
In the other ending the vampire comes and collects its gf but let's Will Smith live
Man was the true monster all along
Indeed. That's why Duane murdered him in that room.
making posts that contain such massive spoilers like that without bothering to use spoiler tags should be a bannable offense
It's a 30 year old movie, gay. Seethe more
Imagine having such an empty life that you can’t conceive that there are people that haven’t seen every movie ever made.
worthless fragile homosexuals caring about spoilers and b***hing about them after entering a thread about a specific movie deserve a bullet in the neck
kys
it should be a kissable offense, now go give that anon a smooth, you big softie, you!
>spoilers
>for a shitty zombie movie from 1976
Lmao
Oy vey dey spoiled da kino foy us Goyldboyg, wets canschmel dem den goy owt fer a noish von klebben weben!
the cake is a lie
sneed rapes Dumbledore
The religion of peace ending made no sense, it was just so Will's character would seem like he's a hero.
Learn to read you worthless moron
a leg in one hand
a blerb in tha otha
Id rather watch Wild Wild West 2
I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS A MURDER IN THE ROOM, DUANE WAS STANDING THERE KILLING HIM, MURDER, IT WAS MURDER
I saw I Am Legend in the cinema and was so pissed off by its poor quality that I boycotted cinemas until Avatar came out. That pissed me off so much that I think the only other movie I’ve seen in the cinema since was How To Train Your Dragon.
Lol I guess you rolled a 3 on your luck stat. By the time I was an adult I had watched at least five or six very great films that all came out after I Am Legend.
You fricking amateur, I've boycotted the cinema for 2 decades and only go and watch Despicable me/Minions
Is there an official Tariq update on Willys buck status?
Is there a level below broken?
Bussy Blasted
nasty work
He tweeted a youtube about will's assistant coming out about the gay shit but didn't give much of an opinion.
Robert Neville is a classical music enjoying blonde aryan not some Bob Marley loving zesty buck
We Wuz Legend
The CG vampire-zombies looked like utter shite. They should have had actors in makeup instead, the movie would have been a lot better that way.
It was on par with the CGI in his other sci-fi movies from around the same time like I,Robot. CGI just looks better on robots and machines than on creatures.
Can a robot write a symposium ?
>Can a robot frick my wife?
I don't know officier, can you ?
>utter shite.
Not that I disagree with you but I think britbongs talk/type like complete homosexuals and think you should never post again on this site
I second this.
>shite
>arse
>c**t
>twat
>arsehole
>tosser
>wanker
>bellend
All words I call yanks.
All make you look like a huge homosexual
Your great-great grandad used to take his male slaves behind the cotton shed and bum them senseless you silly c**t.
>bellwhiff
>nonce
>spunkbubble
>jaffa
>poofter
You’re a right twazzlewienered arsebogger you know that?
go watch omega man then
they said they tried that but the vampire zombies things needed to breathe fast and hard and it made the people in the costumes pass out from doing that nonstop so they opted to cgi it all instead.
>the vampire zombies things needed to breathe fast and hard
The sole case where this is even noticeable in the film is the unconscious b***h one on the gurney.
Just watch Omega Man instead (it's what I am Legend is based on, and is a better movie. No CGI either).
can't take the film seriously at all when the monsters look like soijaks
What a shame they tossed all of their original costumes. Some of them looked creepy.
I will NEVER get jiggy wit it again
whats the dvd version? just a deleted scene?
this buck didnt learn his leason, needs to be even more broken
I Am Broken
Bro he look exhausted
>his murdered butthole
QRD?
duane murdered his butthole
who?
You are a colossal homosexual :^)
that's not true
His face is morphing into Wol Smiff of its own accord.
Wol Smth?
Predictive israelite-programming, day wuts is bussy look lyk now.
I just want a remake of The Last Man On Earth with the exact same premise but with a huge budget and modern technology.
It would be too kino for the masses though, the old one is still golden.
He's a moron for not being in Independence Day 2. That movie was shit but the cliffhanger ending where they are planning to invade the Aliens planet really wants me to see a part 3 now.
it kinda makes sense since they both have a scientology connection, will has to be mk ultra'd at this point
The cut alternate ending was genuinely better. I don't know what the hell you'd do with a sequel though
>In I Am Legend 2 we see Robert Neville (Will Smith) now has a new family. Time is running out for Robert as the Krippin virus has evolved. Infected with the evolved virus, Robert’s wife finds other men irresistible. Will Robert find a cure before his wife sleeps with another man, or will he become a cuck?
Wouldn't Smith have to have sex with a woman to start a family? Seems implausible
Well come on now, the man IS an actor.
I'm not sure if he's got enough range for that in 2023
I don't get it.
jews have found another loophole to bring back other franchises
now all the movies where characters died can be brought back because "muh alternative endings"
think of all the alternative endings. now they can do it. and they will. and you will watch it.
the alternative ending was in the original cut content
>Will Smith attempts to not kill himself by going with a fictionalized version of his life where he's not cucked and his children respect and love him.
Hating Will Smith is reddit as frick. So, he slapped some midget. I'm supposed to hate him for that? I've been enjoying his movies for two decades and my support is not so fickle.
No one hates him, especially not for that, we're just amused by his "ass getting murdered" by his assistant recently
What happened? I don't really follow this sort of thing.
>https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/entertainment-celebrity/will-smiths-former-assistant-caught-him-having-sex-with-duane-martin-video/ar-AA1jUYcT
Z E S T Y
People don’t necessarily hate him for that. They hate him because he’s a spineless cuck whose wife has publicly humiliated him multiple times, but he still simps for the egg headed b***h.
$cilon
He should just redo the movie so it follows the book more closely. Will smith and Dog fight vampires was a kino movie but it could be better.
>This buck broken meme the poltards came up with is such a bizarre way to let everyone know you're really a homosexual that fantasizes about fricking nigs.
>They think they can play the haha I'm just memeing guise card after openly fantasizing about fricking black dudes LMAO.
/misc/ didn't come up with it lmao, you can thank Tariq for that one
Oh I'm aware anon. I was just depicting the poster of said spiel.
Mighty peculiar
sorry I can't watch the cucky boy pretending to be brave
>I opened the door to Duane's dressing room and that's when I see Duane having anal sex with Will. There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there
We wuz legends n shiet
>You have to buy an out of print DVD and watch it's special features in order to know what the frick is going on in "I Am Legend 2"
How did Hollywood get to this point?
>DUDE A MID 2000'S CGI VAMPIRE KILLED MY DOG LMAO
I don't give a single frick what happened at some award show because I'm not a zoomer or a zombie Taylor Swift worshiping millenial. I dont feel sorry for any rich person being slapped.
what a dogshit movie
robert neville is white in the comics
just saying
The book is confusing, why is he the monster if they're literally blood sucking vampires who want him dead.
because he is the only one who isnt the monster
he is considered "different" among the population of monsters
Because they were mindless blood sucking monsters to begin with but regained their intelligence while he was all final solution to the Vampire problem.
The female vamp didn't even want to kill him but they executed him as the basis of thier society.
Yeah but they're vampires then their food is humans. From his point of views hes food, also the vamps taunted him the entire time they all deserve death.
Those vamps were ferals intelligent but not really. (The guy taunting him was sleeping in a chimney if I recall)
By the time vamp chick came the smart ones had figured out a solution to the blood problem.
And his indiscriminate killing of vamps house to house led him to murder lots of innocent intelligence vamps.
Why didn't they tell him that then? Instead of trying to kill him and keeping up the appearance of being mindless vampires?
Just read the book.
Waaaaayy better
Will Smith has the fricking worst agent.
>Will Smith has the fricking worst agent.
He made a dogshit movie like suicide squad a huge hit. His agent is doing fine. Just needs to leave his shit wife.
>his character
>after completely shitting up the entire point of the book's story with his heroic sacrifice ending he wants to continue with a version that 1% of watchers saw
The monsters in the movie are 100% evil and deserve to be slaughtered they're not intelligent. The book the homosexuals vamps are atleast intelligent enough to other him pussy to get him out the house.
they are somewhat intelligent
>taunt him with the mannequin
>organize to take him down at the end
>have emotional bounds (the big boss was retrieving his wife in the end)
>literally set up a snare trap for him
Maybe they de-evolved to some form pre language homosexual herectus intelligence but they are obviously intelligent. I think it's ok as the book vampires probably wouldn't work as well for the movie and the alternate ending makes it somewhat clear that he is the real monster aka legend. The only problem is the vampires walking away after he killed dozens of them kek. They should've at least held a primitive public execution.
But it's will smith so he has to either survive or die heroically.
Ok post the original now you thought i wouldn't notice his photoshopped puffy post cry eyes?
When you’re really up close with blacks if you work with one IRL you can tell they’re not human…
I have seen the movie from 1964 first and I don't know which is more accurate to the books. The older movie definitely did a better job showing and explaining that some vamps were human-like and were building a proper society, however.
He really needs to retire. He and Jada probably have 5 billion dollars.
>He and Jada probably have 5 billion dollars.
that's Jada's money, he'd be lucky if she buys a nice chastity cage for him
it's funny when will smith puts on a lab coat and starts mixing up chemicals, just stop it.
>Hello operator, I am witness to a murder about to take place. Please send the police.
nasty work
THE ONE MOVIE THAT SHOULD BE A REMAKE IS GETTING A SEQUEL INSTEAD!?!? So tired of Hollywood.
This should be a clear sign how scared Hollywood is right now. Asian markets are maybe three years away from eating into Western cinema and they NEED black leads who aren't shit to keep the status quo.
Tick, tock.
He was in the original? What are you on about?
I'm saying that there's a more interesting ending that they shot but when with the lukewarm one. They should work around that, Will Smith was fine in the original.
Oh, sorry. I agree with you. Book was better and more thought-provoking. As for my part: Hollywood needs to repair America's forward-facing image and it's running out of capable people. (I can't imagine Smith was their first pick).
Oh, yeah, I can see that. I think he's not as capable anymore, though I liked him as an actor when I was younger. I think Hollywood needs to work on new stuff and risk different styles. I don't really mind who they cast for what as long as they can perform it well... Besides history films, I do think they should look pretty similar, at least in facial structure.
The part at the beginning where he is scavenging for supplies in houses with his dog, gun and leaather shoulder bag is pure post-apoc kino.
Great book
Shitty movie after the first act
Murdered.
"we're going with the mythology of the dvd version where im still with my wife"
>Well, everyone knows Neville died at the end of I AM LEGEND. What this movie presupposes is... maybe he didn't.
I heard a rumor Will Smith is going to be cast as Vegeta in Netflix's live action Dragon Ball Z.
Does he get to the vampires around in it?
butthole status?
Gaping
It positively be stingin', b
He needs to take several years off from working.
i honestly think he's lying. there's too many red flags around this guy