Will this be a bigger shitshow than Morbius? Will Kraven get his own catchphrase?
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Will this be a bigger shitshow than Morbius? Will Kraven get his own catchphrase?
Just another hunk who cares
I'm starting to Krave!
kraven craves some krave
product placement writes itself
>I'm Kraven a hunt
K-k-k-k-k-k-kraven' out!
I'm going Kravy
>another forced meme
feeling rather reddit around here
KNOCK KNOCK LET THE KRAVEN IN
I hope they release a Kraven Teaches Types video game.
You guys are hilarious. You are absolutely determined that every single movie fail. I bet you say that TITANIC was a flop.
Your manic anger is strange and misdirected. Of course another Spider-Man villain movie that doesn't have Spider-Man in it is going to flop, you moron. Venom only got a sequel because normies love Venom.
There is no "manic anger" there, Clem. Just wry amusement at this board constantly praying for everything to fail.
>schizo who thinks his weird little "call everyone i argue with 'clem' is the funniest thing since a chicken crossing a road"
Oh, no wonder.
So tedious. You make Reddit seem like a good idea in comparison.
Go there, then, nutjob.
My favorite part was when he turned to the camera and said "I have a cravin'...to HUNT."
He's not even Russian in the movie right?
"I'm KRAVIN' for some action!"
Anon, it's either:
>I'm craving some action
or
>I've got a craving for some action
Pick a lane; you can't stay in the middle.
>Kraven: I'm getting a craving for a hunt
>Random love interest: So, you calling yourself Kraven now?
>Kraven: Yeah, I like that
They're gonna have him eating KRAVE cereal.
In the stinger, Morbius, Vulture and the Hypno-Hustler (played by Jaden Smith) show up and recruit Kraven in the Sinister Six to kill Spider-Man for, ah, some reason...
>to kill Spider-Man
I think you mean Venom.
There's a clear audio cut where you can tell that they replaced 'Spider-Man' with the word 'Venom'.
Link? Would love to see this
We're just morbing around, anon.
Or craving now, I guess.
I'm Kraven some Morbussy
>All the bad guys are good and Spider-Man is a murderer.
Intriguing
I wonder if either Sony or Marvel have a "No killer rule" when adapting comic books, and thus they change any character that would require a full-on slasher film
It's not so much about no-kill as it is keeping it at a low enough rating to still make bank.
I want to subject Kevin Feige and Avi Arad to nonstop viewings of The Crow, Clockwork Orange torture style
Executives love playing by their arbitrary rules.
Hell, ratings were a lot more lax back in the 70s and 80s, right? We should just revert back to those standards.
It's honestly baffling to me that studios are still clinging to the moronic notion that ratings actually matter even after the wild success of films like Deadpool and Joker. Parents don't give a shit about ratings, at least not enough to affect profits in any meaningful way, that's why the majority of people playing Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty are moronic children.
Why do they keep changing the characters so much, one thing is trying to make them sympathetic, but completly changing the story and making a villian similar to the original comic is just dumb.
Those braindead morons ACTUALLY thought people were being sincere about the Morbius mockery, and they brought it back to theaters because of it.
There is no bottom to their idiocy.
This Kraven is an animal lover and activist. That’s all you have to know about this movie not to see it. They can’t even get the most basic thing right about the character r
https://cosmicbook.news/kraven-animal-lover-aaron-taylor-johnson?amp
> An animal lover and a protector of the natural world. He’s a very, very cool character.
Ah yes, famous animal rights activist and all around nice, well-adjusted guy Kraven the Hunter.
>Turn Kraven into a mouth piece for PETA and Greenpeace activists
This is going to be a glorious shitshow
I don'tget this shit, did people forget what a villian is, you have some redeem stories with Kraven saving some people or hunting another villian for (x) motive, but straight make him animal lover and activist that hunt man is just stupid
Villains are the new heroes, heroes are the new villains. It's such a boring trend once it's become commonplace.
Being entirely fair, Kraven has been potrayed as having deep respect for the natural world down to hating hunters that dont respect it.
And the whole honor thing.
Yeah, but they don't seem to be leaning toward the whole native american "keep the world balanced and respect nature" shtick, more like the "im a VEEEGAAAHN and I work with PEEEETAH" shtick.
Yeah this shit is dumb as frick. I was honestly hoping it was going to be nuanced and have Kraven be in support of nature and conservation all so he could hunt the prime beasts in their prime environment, and then show respect and love to a fallen foe. Before the vegan shit dropped I was even thinking that was what they were going to do. That would have been fine even cool, but nah they made him a basedboy homosexual vegan. Who is this even for?
It's funny, because his original and iconic costume is literally him wearing the head of a lion--split straight down the middle of his face--as a vest.
>I'm kraven animal rights
I'm so sick of them recycling actors to play multiple characters. Chris Evans didn't need to be Johnny Storm AND Captain America. He should have just been Johnny.
That’s so Kraven! Come on guys it’s literally right there
Man it was pretty weird when he turned directly to the camera and said "I'm Kraven another theatrical release of Morbius" huh
>not "I'm Kraven another theatrical release of Morbius!"
I'm so fricking disappointed in you.
schizo
my brain went haywire.
Am I the moron or is this some kind of meme I missed the memo on?
>Kraven: a character nobody gives a frick about.
yes
It's Kraven time
Probably I think Sony learned that people didn’t like Morbidus because it was too normal.
>Sony
>Learning from mistakes
>Making good movies
>Learning from mistakes
They seem to have done that with the way they market Morbidus after release.
>making good movies
They don’t need to be good, just weird enough to get memed.
Wanna bet they make Kraven a good guy and like animal protector?
I don't know about this, a Kraven movie has the potential to lead to something really dangerous. Thousands of alienated young suicidal Russian noblemen with voodoo priestess girlfriends and shapeshifitng brothers are going to see themselves reflected in Sergei and attempt to imitate him. There are going to be mass burials of Spider-Man alive. Theaters are banning fur vests and porn staches, and some refuse to show the movie altogether. Vermin the Rat-Man is preparing to stand by at theaters near military bases. This is a risk we cannot afford to take, no matter how many standing ovations the film receives.
My favorite part was when Chameleon shapeshifted into Kraven and said “ for 15 long years, brother, the only thing I’ve been Kraven’… is your death”
So what's Sony's Sinister Six looking like? Any spots left open? Who do you guys think is going to be on their team?
Morbidus
Vulture
Maybe Venom
Kraven
El murte
So we got one maybe two spots open in probably the worst version of the team.
He's in
What meme actor can we get to play Big Wheel? Joaquin Phoenix, Paul Dano, or perhaps Adam Driver?
Maybe Elliot Page or Mads mikkelson
>Driver playing Big Wheel
lel
Him being an animal-lover and an antihero is stupid. I can understand it with Morbius and Venom, but Kraven is never supposed to be a good guy.
Why are they making all of Spidermans rogues something of anti-heros? I thought Sony had plans to have Garfield or someone be their universes Spidey eventually? So will he be the bad guy in this world? If Venom, morbius and kraven are more or less good guys in their movies, then where the frick are they going? The answer is they don't fricking know right? They have these characters and just decide to make them good guys cuz maybe they won't be able to have a Sony Spiderman?
>Why are they making all of Spidermans rogues something of anti-heros?
Because that's all they have access to lol
I mean I know that's why but surely they have some sort if future thoughts? Someone in the multi billion dollar company must. Surely.... SURELY!
Anon, they actually thought people mocking them was genuine engagement and hype for Morbius, and then paid more money to keep it in theaters for that reason.
Like I said before, there is no bottom to their idiocy.
Shit that's actually true isn't is... They're dumb as frick and have absolutely no concept of irony. Is this company run entirely by boomers and suits with no nuance? Yes. Yes it is.
How exactly do you make Kraven an anti-hero? His whole thing is pretty scummy by default.
>It's Kraving time!
>Krave me a river
>Have a perfect villain who can work as a post NWH adversary to Spider-Man
>Could also easily fit into plots with Wakanda and Captain America
>Waste him on the fricking Sonyverse
Seriously at this point I don’t see any reason why Disney shouldn’t just bite the bullet and pay Sony to give Spider-Man back. All Amy Pascal is doing is creating money laundering scams as they attempt to trick people into thinking their diarrhea is MCU related. Not even Andrew Garfield is willing to come back to be their Peter again despite a sudden swell of appreciation for his movies because he knows it’s pig slop and isn’t willing to be their fall guy twice. I guarantee you they’re re-writing the movie as we speak to be the meme on purpose that Morbius was by accident because they’re that up their own asses they think it will give them the publicity they want.
>trying to save the animals from the evil corporation? you gotta be cray, Ben
>I like how that sounds (heroic main theme starts playing)