Will this be kino?

Will this be kino?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess the mid 20's will just be full of "animal gets HIGH and goes CRAZY" garbage thanks to Cocaine Bear.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you watch anything made after 2014? I dont even recall game of thrones s5+

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is, it literally sold itself on the title alone. There wasn't even nearly enough cuhrazy high bear stuff just boring characters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There wasn't even nearly enough cuhrazy high bear stuff just boring characters.
        is 2 solid hours of a coked up bear mauling people I don't have to give a shit about in 2160p really so much to ask for

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried, but I couldn't even get 10 mins in. Should I try again?

          I hate Elizabeth Whatsherface btw. Her and Olivia Wilde. Evil prostitutes who need Cocaine Bear Rape. Or regular rape. Just as long as they get raped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can be its own universe like the MCU or monsterverse. Cocaine Bear, CrackCoon, BoozeHound, etc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BoozeHound

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krokadil Croc
        PCPenguin
        Wippit Wolverine
        Ketamine Cat
        Bath Salt Bees

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and it's gonna be better than capeshit. I'm ready for cheesy toho Godzilla type shit

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe they greenlit the George Floyd biopic so quickly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the film about Rodney King did well (Cocaine Bear), so maybe they're hoping lightning strikes twice.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crack coon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahahhaa!!! God I hate this b***h, I really need to move back to Brooklyn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      .

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crack
      >not fentanyl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was fentanyl laced crack, ya dingus.

        It's an epidemic, killing people across the nation. And sadly, instead of drawing attention to Fentanyl, the Left used it as a tool to turn blacks against whites and burn down cities. The looting never stopped either (they just shut down 11 superstores in my city due to shoplifting and once again, the blacks rioted in response).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah. For those too stupid and cheap for a regular speedball (cocaine + heroin) there is the even worse literal on crack version of fentanyl laced crack.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But dude, shoplifting doesn't personally affect you!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for Fentanyl Ferret.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or how about
      >Counterfit Shitbull

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just dead

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ecstasy Elephant
    Marijuana Moose
    Acid Ant
    Whiskey Whale
    Benzo Bobcat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Air Bud: Peyote Puppies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can be its own universe like the MCU or monsterverse. Cocaine Bear, CrackCoon, BoozeHound, etc

      Fentanyl Flamingos

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crystal Cat
    LSD Lion
    PCP Parrot
    DMT Dog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LA before Time: Tar-anosaurus rex vs Speednosaurus

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can they make crackcoon while we cant even have coon cheese

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>From The Producer Who Saw The Trailer For
    >>>> COCAINE BEAR

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm writing a treatment for Bathsalts Pitbull right now, hope the genre hasn't been milked dry by the time I'm done.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fentanyl Sharknado

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