Will we ever get a kino biopic about Allister Crowley?

Will we ever get a kino biopic about Allister Crowley?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a sex cult leader there's nothing interesting about him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing interested about a sex-cult

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was an accomplished mountaineer, and attempted K2 in 1902.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attempted K2 in 1902.
        You could make a movie out of that alone.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a very accomplished mountaineer you could talk about his world travels and experiences with other cultures before he brought occult teachings to the west and be a good film.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          where is your pic from? i googled filename and nothing showed?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            its the italian front in ww1.;marmolada is a mountain in the dolomites

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh, interesting. thanks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds interesting you redditor man-child

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      He was an accomplished mountaineer, and attempted K2 in 1902.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >main character is a drug and alcohol abusing sex maniac that'll frick anything that moves and does rituals

      Shit I'd watch it. They would have to do it right but the dude was a hedonistic degenerate. They could do some sequences where his magic becomes "real" but you never know if it's true or just the way he views it due to the substances.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing interesting about him
      he influenced tons of stuff you probably find interesting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      told he'll die by the age of 20, becomes mountaineer instead. then becomes a spy. then becomes a poet and playwright, does the abramelin, leads a sex cult. pretty mid life I guess.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd prefer one about John Dee

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, rusanglogermcucks are esoterically illiterate and will never be European

    Just watch Genghis Khan starring John Wayne (ethnically accurate casting fyi)

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have to be done by a Brazilian porn studio

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think there are some personalities that are simply too big for any movie to do justice to, and Crowley was definitely one of them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait

      If there were ever a truthful biopic of this guy that got international attention the world would be thrown into absolute chaos. The man is responsible for a lot of the evil shit that plagues the modern era and his disciples are among the rich and famous.

      much closer to the truth, although since Crowley himself was ultimately a faker as long as they don't call attentions to the evil projects in the modern world who were influenced by him (MKULTRA for one) they could get away with it. make Crowley like Humbert Humbert, a pretentious gay that the viewer is supposed to laugh at.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Jack Parsons movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you get swindled out of all your money by L Ron Hubbard and to rub salt in the wound he steals your wife too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hubbard stole Jacks wife FIRST, then all his money.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick, so Parsons was a literal, unironic cuckold.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Thelema free-love is encouraged. If Jacks ex-wife and Hubbard wanted to get together Jack couldnt really do anything about it.
            "Do what thou wilt" and all that.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there were ever a truthful biopic of this guy that got international attention the world would be thrown into absolute chaos. The man is responsible for a lot of the evil shit that plagues the modern era and his disciples are among the rich and famous.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute delusion. Nobody of any real power or influence ever participated in Crowley's nonsense and the most "extreme" things he ever did were a few orgies and some drugs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        also this. Crowley, despite having some novel, original ideas (though for the most part he was rephrasing ideas others had, his real talent was making so ideas memeable) on the occult, he still lucked into being so influential.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    will they show him taking it up the ass?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE PENTAGRAMS
    dude would literally be pic related if he lived in modern times

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no pentagrams in either Key of Solomon books or in his OTO writings. You can't just talk about things you don't understand maybe learn to read

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't just
        Yes they can. They can follow their Will as much or as little as they want.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie, we all know what this bullshit means. This is like late 19th century version of Deepak Chopra; just gobbledyasiatic mumbo-jumbo using random assorted words and concepts from Christianity and Judaism. If you're into this shit, then you might as well be a housewife in 2002 reading about "chakras".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        LBRP bro. Like, come on.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a grandfather of G.W Bush

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No need. He has already been immortalized into Yugioh gameplay and meme status

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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    already is one

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell me about crowley
    why does he eat da poo poo

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 hours of weirdos in robes jerking each other off

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Allister Crowley
    Why is it, when ever this dude is brought up, it makes people lose their marbles?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because most people know nothing about him. Those that do are split into believing his shenanigans and those that dont believe in magick at all.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did bongs really think he was the wickedest man alive?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he ran a satanic sex cult without loicense.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this caused bongs to shit and piss themselves in fear

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did some things that should have never been done

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing too much splatoon. I glanced at the thumbnail and saw a squid

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >edgelord mcguillicutty
    he was a homosexual and so are you

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie about raping boys age 3 to steal their power would probably be off putting to audiences

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