Will you be seeing the Barbie™ Movie starting Margo Robbie in theatres?

Will you be seeing the Barbie™ Movie starting Margo Robbie in theatres?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd like to but it's too aspensive. i'll wait a month and download it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M A FEED GIRL IN A SEED WORLD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to be ungodly annoying seeing 20-30 year old women give this movie 5 stars while giving Oppenheimer 1 and saying “Oppenheimer flopped Barbie won”. It actually annoys me they’re coming out the same weekend. It’s all I’m going to hear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you give a care about oppenheimer? can't you just be happy margot is getting work and we might see her feet again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about nolanshit when you can watch barbiekino
      holy reddit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i got to see barbie star light adventure in the theater in 2016 so ill see this one also. im a fan of the 2000s barbie movies so i dont know if i will like this one but i know i like ryan gosling ken lmao so ill go see it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick yes I am, by myself too. I cannot wait to see all the pretty little girls dressed up with their mommies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're on a watchlist somewhere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You're on a watchlist somewhere
        and? not going to stop me from watching those little girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, on Santa's cool list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a romantic comedy for adults. burn in hell you fricking predator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using your eyes means you're a predator
        lol ok roastie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >its a romantic comedy for adults.
        Why? Flop confirmed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're on a watchlist somewhere
      and? not going to stop me from watching those little girls

      Why do you want to corrupt an innocent child? What does anyone gain?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        watching a child corrupts them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thoughts lead to action. Be careful with your thoughts, take every single thought captive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no they don't lol humans are all of a sin nature, it's normal for us to have sinful thoughts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it doesn't mean you have to keep thinking about them on purpose. We should try thinking of clean thoughts instead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                clean, pure of hair thoughts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well that might be true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >take every single child captive
            thanks anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, bad. not the ugly ones.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >take only the white children captive
                k

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ofcourshe

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, i've been a Barbiegay long before you Black folk even started posting here. This movie will have to work hard to be more kino than Princess and the Pauper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because I'm am unironic Barbiegay. LITDH was kino.

      My little sister used to be obsessed with Barbie's Nutcracker. It was kind of kino ngl.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I like Goose and it'll be fun to meme.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want the Barney spaz to crash this thread because he thought it said Barney

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to post ponies in order to summon him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I do I get banned

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This movie is going to be kino seeing it with my fellow sigma male friends.

          I think even clipped images will summon him, lets test.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, It's because of this kind of shit that I got a girlfriend.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a fun date movie, but never ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we can go on a date. you just can't quote or reference anything you've ever seen on Cinemaphile.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. But it's aimed at kids right? I can't imagine it not being G-rated considering how many Barbie movies have already been made and sold like hotcakes.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neh, paying for a ticket and then being culturally subverted as you just sit there in a seat you paid for really feels crazy pathetic. Generally avoid media-centric “cultural conversation” at this point, already feels so lame and pathetic. Bizarre to hear people still talk about new media like you guys are still doing that? Will you ever stop?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because I'm am unironic Barbiegay. LITDH was kino.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got out of a test screening for this movie, Ken gets cucked, Margot Robbie has a 30 minute uncensored sex scene with Idris Elba while barbie girl plays in the background.
    I made sure to tell the producers I loved the film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't want to see it now

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we need an R-rated barbie

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOM

    STOP WATCHING BARBIE MOVIES THOSE ARE ONLY FOR BOYS

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up listening to Howard, then switched to Opie and Anthony when he got lame, Matured into Ron and Fez. Miss those days.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not if there are w*men there

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys not drive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 26 and I don't have a driver's license or learners permit

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