All jokes and hatred aside, Page really looks like his or her soul is missing at this point. There was a feeling of lifelessness in last season's performance that really wasn't there before. I genuinely don't wish anyone to be as confused as Page was/is, have tons of people in your bubble support you and probably not giving a single frick about you in reality
I wonder what was the moment she felt like a man, or when that thought entered her head. I knew a trans person, and it was explained to me like "Hey, Anon, that guy we know? Yeah, that guy's a woman now", I was like "huh?", and I was told that he had a hard life, had a lot of trauma,etc(literally what I was told). Basically saying why they transitioned, but in Elliot's case, what was the cause for it?
Unironically, schizo voices in her head following a self harm episode. Per the LA Times:
>It was an extraordinary place, the cabin. Down a dirt road familiar only to wildlife. Pears and apples from an abandoned orchard littered the grounds. But alone in the stillness, Page started to crack. All of the self-hatred he’d been pushing down for years — the discomfort he felt in his body, the anger toward those who’d told him to repress his identity — spilled out.
>One night, he tried to knock himself out. Took his knuckles to his face and pounded over and over until bruises formed. For days after, he sat in a lawn chair on the porch, ashamed, his face sore. And then he heard a voice.
>“You don’t have to feel this way.”
>It was a small voice, barely discernible. But it kept echoing in his head. A way out.
>“It was as if something in my brain turned around,” recalls Page, now 36. “The agonizing voice saying, ‘No, you’re not,’ ‘No, you can’t’ just switched and became very gentle and loving. ‘Oh, maybe I’m trans. Why don’t I explore that?’”
>Within weeks, he’d scheduled a Zoom consultation with a doctor to discuss top surgery. The procedure was scheduled for November. A month later, he announced to fans on Instagram, who have known him since the release of “Juno” 13 years prior, that his name was Elliot.
that's kinda sad. it sounds like she had an extreme manic episode following a particularly depressive and isolated one. i wonder if they've ever been tested for bipolar disorder.
It is depressing that someone had to go through that, it sounds like some bpd and schizo episode. She didn't need to call a plastic surgeon, she needed to reach out and get help with having such a profound delusion and hallucination like that. Hearing voices is something you don't frick with, and being isolated obviously made it scary as shit.
Sounds like she's the victim of extreme and systematic sexual abuse commonly attributed to israeli film executives, and became a troony mutant in an attempt to escape her vulnerable female body that she believed was the reason why she had suffered such abuse. It's all there.
3 months ago
Anonymous
This narrative is moronic.
She was always a crazy c**t, look at all the vegan and lesbian shit,
and she was only cute for a small window.
She was a balding monster way before she decided to go through with the frankenstein surgeries.
It's mental illness (punching herself in the face
>he doesn't know
Unironically, schizo voices in her head following a self harm episode. Per the LA Times:
>It was an extraordinary place, the cabin. Down a dirt road familiar only to wildlife. Pears and apples from an abandoned orchard littered the grounds. But alone in the stillness, Page started to crack. All of the self-hatred he’d been pushing down for years — the discomfort he felt in his body, the anger toward those who’d told him to repress his identity — spilled out.
>One night, he tried to knock himself out. Took his knuckles to his face and pounded over and over until bruises formed. For days after, he sat in a lawn chair on the porch, ashamed, his face sore. And then he heard a voice.
>“You don’t have to feel this way.”
>It was a small voice, barely discernible. But it kept echoing in his head. A way out.
>“It was as if something in my brain turned around,” recalls Page, now 36. “The agonizing voice saying, ‘No, you’re not,’ ‘No, you can’t’ just switched and became very gentle and loving. ‘Oh, maybe I’m trans. Why don’t I explore that?’”
>Within weeks, he’d scheduled a Zoom consultation with a doctor to discuss top surgery. The procedure was scheduled for November. A month later, he announced to fans on Instagram, who have known him since the release of “Juno” 13 years prior, that his name was Elliot.
), narcisissm (need that woke warrior attention!), and desperation.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes sir I am a moron
Yeah, no girl has ever turned to lesbianism after being sexually molested by a bunch of dudes...
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's a baseless assumption because she (was) a young cute girl in hollywood and now she's nuts.
She was BALDING before any of this.
It was over then and there, and that's what was ultimately the catalyst.
the first season was actually quite successful and had a decent soundtrack
then it dove off into irrelevance
do you think netflix went ahead with the other seasons to avoid backlash? the execs must hate Elliot
Imagine how Gerard Way felt in the middle of writing to find out that Ellen had transitioned.
I thought they knew in advance because her character was named Vanya which is a man's name
But apparently they're just fricking stupid because when she trooned out in-universe she changed her name from Vanya to Victor
probably, but the show has become less likable every Season since the first. at this point i'm mostly just watching for Klaus, Five, and the vague hope that Luther will end up happy without Allison by the end of the story. it's extremely selfish and annoying that Page couldn't finish the Vanya role without injecting her personal life into the character like a dose of TRT. if she wants to switch teams that's on her, but don't drag a fictional character down with you outta fricking nowhere in the middle of her character arc.
yeah you aren't kidding, it must have felt like a real lose-lose. either you stand on your nuts and ask Page to play the character you wrote and risk being torn apart by an angry Twitter mob, or you let Page play the character she wants to play and sacrifice the completion of your original vision trying to rewrite around it. poor guy.
> season 1 > Ellen Page is a straight woman irl and in the series > season 2 > Ellen Page is a lesbian woman irl and in the series > season 3 > Elliott Page is a transgender man irl and in the series
Can we even call him an actor at this point? Seems all he does is walk around as his regular schizo self
I am personally angry about Umbrella Academy because it briefly proved me wrong
It's the gayest fricking shit written by and starring mega homosexuals and for a brief moment it was actually good, it actually had something to say
They took what looked like any other boring fricking Netflix Diversity Cast and told a story that was interesting, that was moving, that was about family and grief and doubt
It didn't matter that the gay guy was gay; what mattered was that he was a recovering addict plagued by visions of the dead
It didn't matter that the Mexican guy was Mexican; what mattered was that he had that Dexter/Punisher seething, that there were bad people who hurt people in the world and he wanted to fricking butcher them all
It didn't matter that the black girl was black; what mattered was that she had ruined her own life with her mind control powers, by childishly using them on her own husband and daughter she gave herself an existential crisis about whether they could "really" love her at all anymore
And together, what mattered to all of them was their fricked-up relationship with their dad, the butthole Professor X who they only learn posthumously wanted nothing but to save the world, was so obsessed with them saving the world even as kids, because he had already lived through the apocalypse once
And then by season two they threw it all in the fricking garbage and now the gay guy deals with homophobia and the black girl deals with racism and Ellen Page deals with homophobia AND sexism and it's all the lame shit I had imagined the show would be from the start. You somehow succeeded in making a show WITHOUT that shit, why the frick did you compulsively have to ADD it a year in, frick you I hate everyone and everything again
I know I shouldn't care about this shit, slop or whatever, but I'm an order of magnitude madder because they successfully made me care and then kicked me in the balls anyway
someone photoshop the wretched being and make her smaller
her head is literally half the size of chad's head
no woman wants a giga manlet. I give her 3 more years tops
she's got plenty of money and influence, she'll find a leech without batting a fricking eye
me in the jean jacket
Who's the sickly, greasy skinned depressed looking woman that's trying really hard to butch up but just ends up looking like a late 90s skater reject?
PFFFFFFFPHAHAHAHAHA
BRUH
BRUH
LOOK AT THIS "DUDE"
GAHAHAHAHA
>has to wear children jeans and jackets
>still noticeably baggy
>shorter than not one but BOTH of the other women
So is the time travel brother and the Chinese brother might be too.
Oof, that hairline.
bump
If she didn't turn troony this series woulda been cancelled by now.
Not at all, has a huge fanbase and following. I'm not saying this because of Gerard Way either.
same thing
that monkey is both manlier AND taller than the troonette
bulking with layers of clothes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
She's cute
Suicide imminent
Wowza who is the handsome dude in the denim jacket? He is making my pussy wet.
Ellen's brother is such an embarrassing manlet, how did he even get any roles? homie mad ugly on top of that, yee yee ass haircut.
Who's that teen beside the suited up boy? Damn, he looks so badass and unbothered, he is going to grow into a manliness paragon.
All jokes and hatred aside, Page really looks like his or her soul is missing at this point. There was a feeling of lifelessness in last season's performance that really wasn't there before. I genuinely don't wish anyone to be as confused as Page was/is, have tons of people in your bubble support you and probably not giving a single frick about you in reality
I wonder what was the moment she felt like a man, or when that thought entered her head. I knew a trans person, and it was explained to me like "Hey, Anon, that guy we know? Yeah, that guy's a woman now", I was like "huh?", and I was told that he had a hard life, had a lot of trauma,etc(literally what I was told). Basically saying why they transitioned, but in Elliot's case, what was the cause for it?
>he doesn't know
Unironically, schizo voices in her head following a self harm episode. Per the LA Times:
>It was an extraordinary place, the cabin. Down a dirt road familiar only to wildlife. Pears and apples from an abandoned orchard littered the grounds. But alone in the stillness, Page started to crack. All of the self-hatred he’d been pushing down for years — the discomfort he felt in his body, the anger toward those who’d told him to repress his identity — spilled out.
>One night, he tried to knock himself out. Took his knuckles to his face and pounded over and over until bruises formed. For days after, he sat in a lawn chair on the porch, ashamed, his face sore. And then he heard a voice.
>“You don’t have to feel this way.”
>It was a small voice, barely discernible. But it kept echoing in his head. A way out.
>“It was as if something in my brain turned around,” recalls Page, now 36. “The agonizing voice saying, ‘No, you’re not,’ ‘No, you can’t’ just switched and became very gentle and loving. ‘Oh, maybe I’m trans. Why don’t I explore that?’”
>Within weeks, he’d scheduled a Zoom consultation with a doctor to discuss top surgery. The procedure was scheduled for November. A month later, he announced to fans on Instagram, who have known him since the release of “Juno” 13 years prior, that his name was Elliot.
I'm not a biographer of that persons life, how the frick would I know?
Lurk more you Black person
that's kinda sad. it sounds like she had an extreme manic episode following a particularly depressive and isolated one. i wonder if they've ever been tested for bipolar disorder.
It is depressing that someone had to go through that, it sounds like some bpd and schizo episode. She didn't need to call a plastic surgeon, she needed to reach out and get help with having such a profound delusion and hallucination like that. Hearing voices is something you don't frick with, and being isolated obviously made it scary as shit.
Sounds like she's the victim of extreme and systematic sexual abuse commonly attributed to israeli film executives, and became a troony mutant in an attempt to escape her vulnerable female body that she believed was the reason why she had suffered such abuse. It's all there.
This narrative is moronic.
She was always a crazy c**t, look at all the vegan and lesbian shit,
and she was only cute for a small window.
She was a balding monster way before she decided to go through with the frankenstein surgeries.
It's mental illness (punching herself in the face
), narcisissm (need that woke warrior attention!), and desperation.
>Yes sir I am a moron
Yeah, no girl has ever turned to lesbianism after being sexually molested by a bunch of dudes...
It's a baseless assumption because she (was) a young cute girl in hollywood and now she's nuts.
She was BALDING before any of this.
It was over then and there, and that's what was ultimately the catalyst.
Shalom
Incredible.
Who's that homeless chick in the blue jacket? She just wander on set and they let her stay?
it's gotten so bad I don't even know if it's a male or female
I mean I know it's a beautiful lady, but still so confusing
the first season was actually quite successful and had a decent soundtrack
then it dove off into irrelevance
do you think netflix went ahead with the other seasons to avoid backlash? the execs must hate Elliot
i thought everyone loved the short time traveling kid and his season was supposedly the best one?
I thought they knew in advance because her character was named Vanya which is a man's name
But apparently they're just fricking stupid because when she trooned out in-universe she changed her name from Vanya to Victor
The elephant in the room feeling in this picture Hahahahahahahahah
>bruh
>UA
>The Witcher
>Willow
>Altered Carbon
>Wednesday
>13 Reasons Why
Are these peak "padding out our library" tier shows?
>A TOAST!
Yes, but mostly out of sunken cost fallacy and completionist tendencies. Beside from Klaus there's really not much worth.
What the frick happened to that MCR comeback album? We're just going to forget that?
Frick you, I like them. Only nerds have guilty pleasures or think they can't like the stuff they used to.
wow what a hunk
probably, but the show has become less likable every Season since the first. at this point i'm mostly just watching for Klaus, Five, and the vague hope that Luther will end up happy without Allison by the end of the story. it's extremely selfish and annoying that Page couldn't finish the Vanya role without injecting her personal life into the character like a dose of TRT. if she wants to switch teams that's on her, but don't drag a fictional character down with you outta fricking nowhere in the middle of her character arc.
Imagine how Gerard Way felt in the middle of writing to find out that Ellen had transitioned.
yeah you aren't kidding, it must have felt like a real lose-lose. either you stand on your nuts and ask Page to play the character you wrote and risk being torn apart by an angry Twitter mob, or you let Page play the character she wants to play and sacrifice the completion of your original vision trying to rewrite around it. poor guy.
i remember reading this comic back in like 2012 around the time i started browsing Cinemaphile. the show is shit believe me
> season 1
> Ellen Page is a straight woman irl and in the series
> season 2
> Ellen Page is a lesbian woman irl and in the series
> season 3
> Elliott Page is a transgender man irl and in the series
Can we even call him an actor at this point? Seems all he does is walk around as his regular schizo self
>he
>his
stop enabling her delusions
this is a severely mentally ill woman who has been taken advantage of by her doctors and horribly mutilated
No finish the frickings comic you fricking homosexual gerard I swear to god
Can you imagine CHOOSING to cut your breasts off in order to be a 4'11" guy?
The tall guy is such a Chad. Loved him in Black Sails.
I am personally angry about Umbrella Academy because it briefly proved me wrong
It's the gayest fricking shit written by and starring mega homosexuals and for a brief moment it was actually good, it actually had something to say
They took what looked like any other boring fricking Netflix Diversity Cast and told a story that was interesting, that was moving, that was about family and grief and doubt
It didn't matter that the gay guy was gay; what mattered was that he was a recovering addict plagued by visions of the dead
It didn't matter that the Mexican guy was Mexican; what mattered was that he had that Dexter/Punisher seething, that there were bad people who hurt people in the world and he wanted to fricking butcher them all
It didn't matter that the black girl was black; what mattered was that she had ruined her own life with her mind control powers, by childishly using them on her own husband and daughter she gave herself an existential crisis about whether they could "really" love her at all anymore
And together, what mattered to all of them was their fricked-up relationship with their dad, the butthole Professor X who they only learn posthumously wanted nothing but to save the world, was so obsessed with them saving the world even as kids, because he had already lived through the apocalypse once
And then by season two they threw it all in the fricking garbage and now the gay guy deals with homophobia and the black girl deals with racism and Ellen Page deals with homophobia AND sexism and it's all the lame shit I had imagined the show would be from the start. You somehow succeeded in making a show WITHOUT that shit, why the frick did you compulsively have to ADD it a year in, frick you I hate everyone and everything again
I know I shouldn't care about this shit, slop or whatever, but I'm an order of magnitude madder because they successfully made me care and then kicked me in the balls anyway
A lot of shows bait you in for a little while with actual storytelling before they roll out the DNC talking points
Shit yeah, I'll watch anything with Burn Gorman in it. What's his character like?
Never realized he was so short tho.
What a sausage-fest, amirite?
I’ve yet to see it. Don’t know why I’d start now.
how many seasons were there before?
>Netflix
Of course not.