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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone photoshop the wretched being and make her smaller

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her head is literally half the size of chad's head
      no woman wants a giga manlet. I give her 3 more years tops

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's got plenty of money and influence, she'll find a leech without batting a fricking eye

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me in the jean jacket

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the sickly, greasy skinned depressed looking woman that's trying really hard to butch up but just ends up looking like a late 90s skater reject?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PFFFFFFFPHAHAHAHAHA
      BRUH
      BRUH
      LOOK AT THIS "DUDE"
      GAHAHAHAHA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has to wear children jeans and jackets

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >still noticeably baggy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shorter than not one but BOTH of the other women

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So is the time travel brother and the Chinese brother might be too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YT0OJUp.png

        Will you be watching?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oof, that hairline.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If she didn't turn troony this series woulda been cancelled by now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not at all, has a huge fanbase and following. I'm not saying this because of Gerard Way either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same thing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that monkey is both manlier AND taller than the troonette

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bulking with layers of clothes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suicide imminent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wowza who is the handsome dude in the denim jacket? He is making my pussy wet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ellen's brother is such an embarrassing manlet, how did he even get any roles? homie mad ugly on top of that, yee yee ass haircut.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's that teen beside the suited up boy? Damn, he looks so badass and unbothered, he is going to grow into a manliness paragon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All jokes and hatred aside, Page really looks like his or her soul is missing at this point. There was a feeling of lifelessness in last season's performance that really wasn't there before. I genuinely don't wish anyone to be as confused as Page was/is, have tons of people in your bubble support you and probably not giving a single frick about you in reality

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what was the moment she felt like a man, or when that thought entered her head. I knew a trans person, and it was explained to me like "Hey, Anon, that guy we know? Yeah, that guy's a woman now", I was like "huh?", and I was told that he had a hard life, had a lot of trauma,etc(literally what I was told). Basically saying why they transitioned, but in Elliot's case, what was the cause for it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

          Unironically, schizo voices in her head following a self harm episode. Per the LA Times:

          >It was an extraordinary place, the cabin. Down a dirt road familiar only to wildlife. Pears and apples from an abandoned orchard littered the grounds. But alone in the stillness, Page started to crack. All of the self-hatred he’d been pushing down for years — the discomfort he felt in his body, the anger toward those who’d told him to repress his identity — spilled out.

          >One night, he tried to knock himself out. Took his knuckles to his face and pounded over and over until bruises formed. For days after, he sat in a lawn chair on the porch, ashamed, his face sore. And then he heard a voice.

          >“You don’t have to feel this way.”

          >It was a small voice, barely discernible. But it kept echoing in his head. A way out.

          >“It was as if something in my brain turned around,” recalls Page, now 36. “The agonizing voice saying, ‘No, you’re not,’ ‘No, you can’t’ just switched and became very gentle and loving. ‘Oh, maybe I’m trans. Why don’t I explore that?’”

          >Within weeks, he’d scheduled a Zoom consultation with a doctor to discuss top surgery. The procedure was scheduled for November. A month later, he announced to fans on Instagram, who have known him since the release of “Juno” 13 years prior, that his name was Elliot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a biographer of that persons life, how the frick would I know?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lurk more you Black person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's kinda sad. it sounds like she had an extreme manic episode following a particularly depressive and isolated one. i wonder if they've ever been tested for bipolar disorder.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is depressing that someone had to go through that, it sounds like some bpd and schizo episode. She didn't need to call a plastic surgeon, she needed to reach out and get help with having such a profound delusion and hallucination like that. Hearing voices is something you don't frick with, and being isolated obviously made it scary as shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like she's the victim of extreme and systematic sexual abuse commonly attributed to israeli film executives, and became a troony mutant in an attempt to escape her vulnerable female body that she believed was the reason why she had suffered such abuse. It's all there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This narrative is moronic.
                She was always a crazy c**t, look at all the vegan and lesbian shit,
                and she was only cute for a small window.

                She was a balding monster way before she decided to go through with the frankenstein surgeries.
                It's mental illness (punching herself in the face

                >he doesn't know

                Unironically, schizo voices in her head following a self harm episode. Per the LA Times:

                >It was an extraordinary place, the cabin. Down a dirt road familiar only to wildlife. Pears and apples from an abandoned orchard littered the grounds. But alone in the stillness, Page started to crack. All of the self-hatred he’d been pushing down for years — the discomfort he felt in his body, the anger toward those who’d told him to repress his identity — spilled out.

                >One night, he tried to knock himself out. Took his knuckles to his face and pounded over and over until bruises formed. For days after, he sat in a lawn chair on the porch, ashamed, his face sore. And then he heard a voice.

                >“You don’t have to feel this way.”

                >It was a small voice, barely discernible. But it kept echoing in his head. A way out.

                >“It was as if something in my brain turned around,” recalls Page, now 36. “The agonizing voice saying, ‘No, you’re not,’ ‘No, you can’t’ just switched and became very gentle and loving. ‘Oh, maybe I’m trans. Why don’t I explore that?’”

                >Within weeks, he’d scheduled a Zoom consultation with a doctor to discuss top surgery. The procedure was scheduled for November. A month later, he announced to fans on Instagram, who have known him since the release of “Juno” 13 years prior, that his name was Elliot.

                ), narcisissm (need that woke warrior attention!), and desperation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes sir I am a moron
                Yeah, no girl has ever turned to lesbianism after being sexually molested by a bunch of dudes...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a baseless assumption because she (was) a young cute girl in hollywood and now she's nuts.
                She was BALDING before any of this.
                It was over then and there, and that's what was ultimately the catalyst.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shalom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's that homeless chick in the blue jacket? She just wander on set and they let her stay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PFFFFFFFPHAHAHAHAHA
      BRUH
      BRUH
      LOOK AT THIS "DUDE"
      GAHAHAHAHA

      it's gotten so bad I don't even know if it's a male or female
      I mean I know it's a beautiful lady, but still so confusing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first season was actually quite successful and had a decent soundtrack
      then it dove off into irrelevance
      do you think netflix went ahead with the other seasons to avoid backlash? the execs must hate Elliot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought everyone loved the short time traveling kid and his season was supposedly the best one?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how Gerard Way felt in the middle of writing to find out that Ellen had transitioned.

        I thought they knew in advance because her character was named Vanya which is a man's name
        But apparently they're just fricking stupid because when she trooned out in-universe she changed her name from Vanya to Victor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The elephant in the room feeling in this picture Hahahahahahahahah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bruh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >UA
      >The Witcher
      >Willow
      >Altered Carbon
      >Wednesday
      >13 Reasons Why
      Are these peak "padding out our library" tier shows?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A TOAST!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but mostly out of sunken cost fallacy and completionist tendencies. Beside from Klaus there's really not much worth.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to that MCR comeback album? We're just going to forget that?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, I like them. Only nerds have guilty pleasures or think they can't like the stuff they used to.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow what a hunk

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably, but the show has become less likable every Season since the first. at this point i'm mostly just watching for Klaus, Five, and the vague hope that Luther will end up happy without Allison by the end of the story. it's extremely selfish and annoying that Page couldn't finish the Vanya role without injecting her personal life into the character like a dose of TRT. if she wants to switch teams that's on her, but don't drag a fictional character down with you outta fricking nowhere in the middle of her character arc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how Gerard Way felt in the middle of writing to find out that Ellen had transitioned.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you aren't kidding, it must have felt like a real lose-lose. either you stand on your nuts and ask Page to play the character you wrote and risk being torn apart by an angry Twitter mob, or you let Page play the character she wants to play and sacrifice the completion of your original vision trying to rewrite around it. poor guy.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember reading this comic back in like 2012 around the time i started browsing Cinemaphile. the show is shit believe me

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > season 1
    > Ellen Page is a straight woman irl and in the series
    > season 2
    > Ellen Page is a lesbian woman irl and in the series
    > season 3
    > Elliott Page is a transgender man irl and in the series
    Can we even call him an actor at this point? Seems all he does is walk around as his regular schizo self

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he
      >his
      stop enabling her delusions
      this is a severely mentally ill woman who has been taken advantage of by her doctors and horribly mutilated

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No finish the frickings comic you fricking homosexual gerard I swear to god

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine CHOOSING to cut your breasts off in order to be a 4'11" guy?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tall guy is such a Chad. Loved him in Black Sails.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am personally angry about Umbrella Academy because it briefly proved me wrong
    It's the gayest fricking shit written by and starring mega homosexuals and for a brief moment it was actually good, it actually had something to say
    They took what looked like any other boring fricking Netflix Diversity Cast and told a story that was interesting, that was moving, that was about family and grief and doubt

    It didn't matter that the gay guy was gay; what mattered was that he was a recovering addict plagued by visions of the dead
    It didn't matter that the Mexican guy was Mexican; what mattered was that he had that Dexter/Punisher seething, that there were bad people who hurt people in the world and he wanted to fricking butcher them all
    It didn't matter that the black girl was black; what mattered was that she had ruined her own life with her mind control powers, by childishly using them on her own husband and daughter she gave herself an existential crisis about whether they could "really" love her at all anymore
    And together, what mattered to all of them was their fricked-up relationship with their dad, the butthole Professor X who they only learn posthumously wanted nothing but to save the world, was so obsessed with them saving the world even as kids, because he had already lived through the apocalypse once

    And then by season two they threw it all in the fricking garbage and now the gay guy deals with homophobia and the black girl deals with racism and Ellen Page deals with homophobia AND sexism and it's all the lame shit I had imagined the show would be from the start. You somehow succeeded in making a show WITHOUT that shit, why the frick did you compulsively have to ADD it a year in, frick you I hate everyone and everything again

    I know I shouldn't care about this shit, slop or whatever, but I'm an order of magnitude madder because they successfully made me care and then kicked me in the balls anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of shows bait you in for a little while with actual storytelling before they roll out the DNC talking points

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit yeah, I'll watch anything with Burn Gorman in it. What's his character like?
    Never realized he was so short tho.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a sausage-fest, amirite?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve yet to see it. Don’t know why I’d start now.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many seasons were there before?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix
    Of course not.

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