Will you be watching the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

Will you be watching the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been mr and mr smith with an ftm black troony wife

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    B___T
    F_R
    B_C

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT
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      BIC (big indian wiener)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poojeet dicklette
        >big

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ohnonono

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amerimutts are easily misled, the average Indian penis is about 5.5 inches, if young boys are factored in, that weighs it down, most grown men are 6.5+, myself included.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for sharing your headcanon manoj micropenis

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moronic graph meaning anything

              My wife, prior to marriage, said most dicks she encountered from Indian men were 7 or so inches. I myself ride high at 7.8 or so, (I'll measure later just to flex on the Americans). I'd trust hands on experience over some moron chart pulled from the Google.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m sure your wife has taken plenty of dicks but the data speaks for itself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                your wife fricked indians? lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                > My wife, prior to marriage, said most dicks she encountered from Indian men

                Your wife slept with multiple Indian men? Lmao

                I think he and his wife are both indian. Imagine marrying a poojeeta with a body count lmao fate worse than death

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                > My wife, prior to marriage, said most dicks she encountered from Indian men

                Your wife slept with multiple Indian men? Lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah? well most Americans actually have 9+ inch dicks, it’s just that they include children and women in those surveys so the numbers get pulled down.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoa, need it!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy! America's most beloved franchise is back on the big screen, and it's bigger, better, and blacker than ever before! I'm sending my wife out on a date to see this as soon as it hits the silver screen!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tv series

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Changbros… our response?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what went wrong?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the global audience needed to see a mid asian girl get blacked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/VLpivXV.jpg

        Will you be watching the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Cinemaphile?

        it was originally meant to be phoebe waller bridge btw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 years of Obama, that's what.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a chance

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the reason why the pitt and jolie version worked so well, even if the movie itself was hot garbage, is because of the insane chemistry those two had, whenever you think of a power couple, these two were one of the first obvious examples, every scene between them was so charged with sexual tension that you could see them cutting to a sex scene at any moment.
    on the other hand, donald glover is a dork, lacks that suave and charming presence and whoever that actress is, not only she doesn't look attracted to him, but looks older than him. just seeing them in that poster makes me think more of a female boss, gay subordinate vibe.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mistah and missus smiff

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO ONE will be watching but trannies will be spamming the catalog pretending they like it for political reasons.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a film, MAYBE I'd give it a chance. But a series, naw.

    Shoulda called it "Scarecrow and Mrs. King".

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably watch the old one and wonder and they even bothered.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not, didn't like the original. They look cute together, though.

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