Will you finally accept is the best adaptation of Batman ever put on screen?

Will you finally accept is the best adaptation of Batman ever put on screen?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s shit.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends on what the definition of is is..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT UP b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best looking Batsuit. Best looking fight scene. Unfortunately they never gave him his own movie. If Affleck had made it, it probably would have been the best Batman movie. But they didn't make it, so suck my dick and lick my butthole

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suit looked good but Batman does not kill nor does he brand people to get killed in prison

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see it, sorry. I'm not going to watch just any slop put in front of me. What was the draw here? Gay Batman? Black Commissioner Gordon? SJW Catwoman? No thanks

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is a head above every batman actor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did he know?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never denied it. As a movie it's flawed, but as a Batman movie it is the closest to perfect we've ever gotten.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …in bizarro world.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop saying this. You also said this in the Jon Stewart thread. Stop following me, creep

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        +opposite land

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No because I know so much money is put into bots that make these threads.

    Talk to any real person in real life and they'll think you're a fricking idiot if you liked this movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a real person, and I am a huge Batman fan. It's the best Batman movie, b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off
      - Best Batman actor
      - Best Batmobile
      - the chick was awful
      - Best Cinematography

      it's up there, if not the best

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint
        >bad dialogue
        >Bruce is an emo twink
        >the gimp mask
        >marketed as ultra realistic but fails
        >the flying squirrel suit scene
        >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed
        >blacked Gordon for some reason
        >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead
        >Riddler is a reddit shitposter
        >Terrible third act
        >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also had great dialogue and the Bermejo/Hampton/Adam West influence on the suit and mask are incredible details.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve known it was the best batkino ever made since my first watch and will always know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …in bizarro world.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was about 30 minutes too long.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of them are good. None.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn straight. Pattinson actually acts more than one emotion in the fricking suit.
    I'm so happy they got rid of the fricking goofy angry eyebrows molded into nearly every suit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …in bizarro world.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm so happy they got rid of the fricking goofy angry eyebrows molded into nearly every suit in bizzaro world
        This doesn't make sense.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          …in bizarro world.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the movie had ended with the diner scene and Riddler having "beaten" the bat it would be a 10/10. The entire 3rd act disaster part brings it down to a 7/10 at best.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best adaptation of Batman, but not the best movie with Batman in it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …in bizarro world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best batkino ever made for sure. The John Wick and Se7en of batkinos. The best batkino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …in bizarro world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The John Wick and Se7en of batkinos
      Except without any of the well shot and choreographed frenetic action of Wick or the intricate plotting, mystery, and intensity of Se7en. It's also a neutered PG-13 capeshit movie for manbabies that's trying oh so hard to be a serious movie while blatantly ripping off Fincher. Basically the movie sucks and you're moronic for liking it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not well shot
        Lmao, the best part about Cinemaphile is that it just allows morons here.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was specifically talking about the action scenes you illiterate ESL piece of shit Black person moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know you were.
            Don't assume things you mongoloid.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kys subhuman jeet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kys subhuman jeet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i know you are but what am i?
                Damn imagine throwing your own people under the bus like that to try to get an own on the internet. Sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i know you are but what am i?
                >Damn imagine throwing your own people under the bus like that to try to get an own on the internet. Sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen Rajesh you can cut the act now, it's been well established that no self respecting white man actually enjoys The Batman so either you're some troony homosexual or a smelly jeet. Pick one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Talks about The Batman
                >Posts Snyderverse pic
                Hey shitskin, it's a different director, lmfao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn the moronic jeet is blind too? Guess you're just gonna ignore their shirts and the poster behind them. Dishonest homosexual actually kys.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooooo you gotta look at the shirts behind the MASSIVE banner saying otherwise to see my point!!!
                Sure Rajesh. Sure.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can't imagine how pathetic your life must be to larp as white on the internet. post hand right now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets brutally OWNED in an argument
                >herp derp u r larping. REEEEEE
                Stay mad Pablo

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you're a shitskin.

                I literally have blue eyes. You homosexuals will never be white you seething shitskin Black folk. Go back to cleaning toilets where you belong.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...in bizarro world.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're already in bizarro world haven't you noticed?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you're a shitskin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But he's right. The pic is about them wanting to restore the sneederverse.
                You BTFO of yourself, homosexual.
                Plus jeets are the biggest Synder fans. Why would they care about this shitty flick?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh look another moronic Black person defending the anti white propaganda made by leftists. Kill. Your. Self.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anti-white!
                Why do you care when your skin is so dark?
                Desperation my little jeet. Desperation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post hand.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You first. I don't want to share an image of my white hand with a shitskin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's what I thought pussy homosexual. can't imagine be a self hating shitskin. sucks to suck I guess.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to imagine it. You're living it.
                I said I'd do it after you.
                But you obviously can't, because you're brown.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i know are but what am i
                your low iq Black person brain is boring. no more (You)'s. pls consider suicide

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you want to see other guys hands? GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

                that's what I thought pussy homosexual. can't imagine be a self hating shitskin. sucks to suck I guess.

                >can't imagine be a self hating shitskin.
                Ironic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anti white propaganda made by leftists.
                Lol. Fricking snowflake. Cry moar.
                [...]
                >I literally have blue eyes.
                Suuure you do, Pablo. Can smell the burritos through my screen

                damn the shitskin is so mad he's resorted to samegayging. fricking deranged loser lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >replying to two different posts is samegayging
                At least learn the meaning of words first, taco boy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i know are but what am i
                your low iq Black person brain is boring. no more (You)'s. pls consider suicide

                Lmfao bro can't even get ONE (you) on a samegayging accusation!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anti white propaganda made by leftists.
                Lol. Fricking snowflake. Cry moar.

                [...]
                I literally have blue eyes. You homosexuals will never be white you seething shitskin Black folk. Go back to cleaning toilets where you belong.

                >I literally have blue eyes.
                Suuure you do, Pablo. Can smell the burritos through my screen

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YWNBAW

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    burton batman's are the best
    every other batman suit has short ears like catwoman

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are made by wb and matt reeves

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pattinsonbros…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I too kneel. It's just that good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best batkino ever made confirmed.

      Pattinsonbros…

      We did it!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        …in bizarro world.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's so fricking good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          …in bizarro world.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...outside bizarro world.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            …but inside bizarro world 2.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ...but also simultaneously outside bizarro world.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe the first half of it was, but goes downhill
    seems like it just loses the ambience it had in the first part

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just so batkino when you think about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …in bizarro world.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

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  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, yes. the first time I saw this I thought it sucked. then I randomly watched it again without an agenda and got sucked into its hypnotic pacing and sound design. i think the filmmaker managed to swing above his weight. good cinematography, too. asmr vibes here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the reasons I kept going back to the theater. I really liked the sound design. All the squeaking, popping, hissing, and shit like that. Just the little things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick it, i'm gonna watch it again tonight... right after I rewatch Contact because another anon brought it up earlier

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's one of the reasons I kept going back to the theater. I really liked the sound design. All the squeaking, popping, hissing, and shit like that. Just the little things.

          unironically, yes. the first time I saw this I thought it sucked. then I randomly watched it again without an agenda and got sucked into its hypnotic pacing and sound design. i think the filmmaker managed to swing above his weight. good cinematography, too. asmr vibes here.

          …in bizarro world.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you should try watching real films.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should SHUT UP b***h
            *PICKS YOUR WHITE BOY INSECT BODY AND HURLS IT INTO A WALL HEAD FIRST SNAPPING EVERY BONE FROM THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD TO YOUR LILY PINK butthole!*

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your fatass probably can't even bend over without falling down you ugly brown homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I kind of want to see death stroke working for the court of owls under black masks leadership. Throw Talia in there but she heads out pregnant end of movie. Kind of hint at raz and bane

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wtf I'm pro AI now

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a marginally better adaptation than 'Batman Begins'.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I disagree with you. Accept that. Finally.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it one person spamming this shit film. Did some zoomer streamer make video about it. What's the play here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's ridiculous, I reckon it is one autist who keeps spamming the same fricking threads about this forgettable film

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell, you lads have issues. You might be even more pathetic than jannies, throwing internet feces over fricking capeshit - wew.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman vs Superman = The Batman > Batman 89/Returns > Batman 66 > Nolanverse > Forever/B&R

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you finally accept is the best
    Good morning sir

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark knight> the Batman > Batman begins

    Power gap

    89’> dark knight rises > returns

    Power gap

    forever> Batman and Robin

    Massive power gap

    Anything overseen or worked on by Zack Snyder in any capacity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truth.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found it pretty forgettable and uninteresting. I just don't know, the Riddler is just not an interesting villain to me, and I don't particularly like how he's depicted in this movie.

    I don't really like how janky Batman is either. I understand what they were going for but I still don't like it. Just the general aesthetics of Gotham are OK but it's still quite generic.

    The things I liked are Batman being a detective and doing some detective work, and the fight scenes in general are pretty great. Otherwise I just don't like the story or Catwoman.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OK, I finally accept it.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably

    The nolan movies are still cooler though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be honest if Heath didn't play the Joker the Nolan Batman trilogy would've been fine but nothing groundbreaking. Ledger made it Oscar worthy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but the end result is him causing the second movie to be amazing. And it's not like the other performances were bad, just that the chick didn't work.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not only a shit Batman movie but a shit movie in general.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more kino shots than all the other batman films put together
    That said, in terms of an actual movie yeah its right there with TDK and Batman Begins. Id rank it above them but any order is acceptable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True some very beautiful shots

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shockingly mid

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best Batman movie since Begins and TDK.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more kino shots than all the other batman films put together
      That said, in terms of an actual movie yeah its right there with TDK and Batman Begins. Id rank it above them but any order is acceptable

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .... He fricked off to make another thread, didn't he?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burton movies are still better IMO. Burton understood that in order for Batman to exist Gotham needed to be timeless city that embodied corruption and madness. He understood that maintaining the suspension of disbelief required to embrace and incorporate the exaggeration and style of comic books.

    Reeves take is still more than respectable though as it embraces the traits of neo noir and makes it genre piece. He clearly takes after some plot elements of popular stories like Hush, year one and some fragments of the long Halloween and to his credit he masterfully plays with stylized compositions and illumination. The way i see it his intention seems to be to make a version purely through elements specific to the cinematographic language. It´s a good take but it doesn´t leave much room for some of the most ludicrous elements of Batman.

    Nolan version suffered of a similar problem. It was just too grounded and too realistic for an immortal Ra's al ghul or villains like the Penguin or the like. Reeves version counts with the freedom of genre but i´m not sure those kind of elements would fit.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does gen z even like The Batman so much
    i thought it was boring as hell and even i couldnt care long enough to pay attention for over half of it so how in the world could they

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gen z doesn't like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's mostly millennial soiboys who like this slop

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something in my ass
    Yeah
    Ohhhhhhh
    Something in my ass
    Ye

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flood doesn’t kill a bunch of people
    >muh rebirth
    Honestly the entire last half hour was fricking ass

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Third act had the flare scene and the kinoest of Batman endings, with people actually looking up to him and treating him as a hero.

    Also Zoe Kravitz was fine and hella hot.

    Simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Zoe Kravitz was fine and hella hot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than ann Hathaway

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anne Hathaway was miscast. But Zoe Kravitz unironically looks like a transvestite crackhead. Not even memeing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's capable of being hot, but they made her dykey as shit in the movie and she actively has ZERO chemistry with Pattinson. Anti-chemistry. She has more chemistry with her dead roommate.

            I actually thought it was intentional the first time because I thought they were gonna do some kind of film noir double cross or something. But no, she genuinely falls for him somehow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Zoe Kravitz was fine and hella hot.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >were taking over the world with bolt action rifles.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the autistic moron's Batman movie.

    Soulless, overlong, comically self-serious, and completely devoid of character or energy. Something that exists purely to keep the Batman brand chugging while also checking a bunch of market tested nerd wishlist picks for Batman.
    >Make it detective based
    >Make it like Seven
    >Make it like TDK but even darker
    >Set up a larger universe and never-ending string of sequels
    It doesn't do anything that a shorter Batman movie doesn't do better and more interestingly in less time. I genuinely found it impossible to connect with a single aspect of this movie. I don't know what about it would sustain rewatch value. There's nothing that happens that's worth caring about.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BTAS and TDK are the only good parts of this fricking century long franchise.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That would be the cartoons, bros. I don't watch Batman if he's just being a fricking loser the entire time.

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