Any white man can make it with any asian woman or black woman.
But low-test, low-confidence, low-value males tend to go after weaker prey, which is why the preferred sexual object of the depressed fat nerd virgin is the underage and demure geisha flower that's half his size and can't put up any resistance, whereas the red-blooded neanderthal male gets off taking a fat black mammy and putting her to work
I've dated whites, asians, and latinas, and honestly, while I'll goon to asian women on reddit the most, white girls are much more attractive in person and it's not even close
One of the few times I have laughed outloud during a podcast was when he was explaining he slept on an air mattress in his friends basement and jerked off in the fetal position because he had no tissues and then ended it with "...and that was after my divorce"
Its because stand up was never funny, the whole context removes sucks humor out. There is nothing less funny than purposely sitting in a chair to watch another person get up on a stage in front of you at a planned event
And has to tailor his normal edgy humor to a crowd of guys who brought their GFs to hear their favorite comedian. So it's a bunch of I"m such a dumb husband normie jokes.
I love matt and gay billy on podcasts but this special was mid as frick fr fr on god. Too much normie dad humor and not enough Matt just stumbling through a conversation about some random philosophy audiobook he's been listening to and somehow pulling the funniest joke you've heard all week out of some half baked misunderstanding of it
>member covid
instantly closed the tab this guy is just as bad as the fat one
>Im not a maaaaannnnn
no
why would a handsome and presumably funny white fella like this settle for a bed wench
she gives mad head
He is anti white women (based)
Kek
>He is anti white women
so am i, but i only frick superior asian women
White men who get Asians are all beta nerds. Only alphas bag black grils
Any white man can make it with any asian woman or black woman.
But low-test, low-confidence, low-value males tend to go after weaker prey, which is why the preferred sexual object of the depressed fat nerd virgin is the underage and demure geisha flower that's half his size and can't put up any resistance, whereas the red-blooded neanderthal male gets off taking a fat black mammy and putting her to work
I've dated whites, asians, and latinas, and honestly, while I'll goon to asian women on reddit the most, white girls are much more attractive in person and it's not even close
Sheboons are ugly as frick and no one wants them. It's not impressive.
he fried his brain with psychedelics at an early age
This man destroyed his own life with drugs and pornography. Think about that.
Lovecraftian spawn
already did. Matt rules. Possibly one of the funniest dudes I've ever heard on podcasts but it doesn't translate all that well to standup imo.
he sounds like a drug fried pseud. what is funny?
One of the few times I have laughed outloud during a podcast was when he was explaining he slept on an air mattress in his friends basement and jerked off in the fetal position because he had no tissues and then ended it with "...and that was after my divorce"
Its because stand up was never funny, the whole context removes sucks humor out. There is nothing less funny than purposely sitting in a chair to watch another person get up on a stage in front of you at a planned event
But they’re my podcast friend…
Matt and Shane both would have bullied you in high school.
And has to tailor his normal edgy humor to a crowd of guys who brought their GFs to hear their favorite comedian. So it's a bunch of I"m such a dumb husband normie jokes.
Nickbros I’m worried about his special… he said it’s just like Matt’s…
Except Nick isn't a married father, he's still miserable enough to be funny. Saw him live in February, I'm excited for the special
Finally someone says it. Standup sucks. the lowest "artform"
never ask a racist the ethnicity of his partner or children
Cool it with the racism there chud
DONIMOESSSES
donimoes is one of those things I will randomly think about on occasion while driving or whatever and can't help laughing out loud
oh great another mutt. Just what the world needed.
He was awkward and did some seriously lame bits like "wife falling in the toilet" one. shane clears him obviously and I hate his ugly black family.
Imagine listening to these homosexuals and calling them by their first names like you know them. Truly fricking pathetic
>how dare you use someones name
What?
>imagine being a homosexual
meant for
sorry broski
Shane would shove you into a locker.
As opposed to using their fricking last names?
The Midt MidCusker Midcial? Nah. Pass.
I love matt and gay billy on podcasts but this special was mid as frick fr fr on god. Too much normie dad humor and not enough Matt just stumbling through a conversation about some random philosophy audiobook he's been listening to and somehow pulling the funniest joke you've heard all week out of some half baked misunderstanding of it
i got tix to see him and I'm worried now. i hope he was nervous and holding back because it was being recorded.
100%
next time he should just drop all dad bits and wife bits
He is overrated on the podcast too
SEE WHAT HUNTER'S LAPTOP DID?!?!
tried and fell asleep. wasn't funny at all.
I laughed my ass off watching, I think it was better than Shanes. If you hate it you didnt have a Dad growing up.
You’re a homosexual dude
homosexual that still grew up having a Dad, Black person
>Mutt McCusker
it stunk
Lotta people being mean to Matthew in this thread, cut it out. Seriously
Shane is funny on the pod and in standup, Matt is only good on the pod.
Majority of the podcast guys suck at standup. Theo Von, all of Cumtown, YMH, etc.
i liked the special. it started slow. im a patreon paycuck though
the kid looks like he doesn't want to be there
I already did, i was actually enjoying it when it suddendly stopped when it was finaly getting good.
Black folk are literally lesser evolved homosexual sapiens. They even look like archaic humans.