It sucked in general. How many times do you have to tell the audience directly that "life is worth living"? It's the epitome of why "show don't tell" is crucial. The rock scene was particularly bad.
>to tell the audience directly that "life is worth living"
I think there should be a movie that has an unapologetic message of "DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS"
has such a film been made?
I agree with this anon.
"Finna" did a quiz on Oscar winners (best picture) from the 1970s-2023 the other day. The ones from the 1970s-1990s I was in two minds about with a lot of them and was getting a kino overload. I think I got about 3 from 2010-2023 because they were all forgettable garbage.
>There was a time when the majority of Oscar voters were white men, with a 2014 survey by The Los Angeles Times revealing that 76 per cent were male, and 94 per cent were white, with an average age of 63. However, after facing criticism for a lack of diversity, the Academy announced plans to double the number of women and ethnically diverse members by 2020.
That's an old news, and boy did they increased those numbers
It's like 40% black women now
>nihilism
The message of the movie was that life is worth living and you should be positive against the indifference of nature (and society). How is that nihilist?
Also notice how most posts just say it's shit without giving any argument. The movie has glaring plot holes, some gay obsene humour but it's pretty good despite all that.
>culturally relevant
Since when did this extremely subjective criteria become a deciding factor regarding whether a film is kino or not? Not everything has to make a political statement.
Shakespeare in Love was a "kids movie for adults" like Napoleon, an historical anathema that was fun if you were blissfully ignorant. It won best picture over some superior flicks
That's all modern awards ceremonies.
Vidyagays actively jeer at the game awards because it's 100% by journos for journos.
Hugos push literal tumblr political fanfiction, "ironic" dinosaur erotica and gay pedoshit that no one outside of their convention will either read.
Oscars are just an industry backpat turned struggle session.
Bad posture will literally dull the critical faculties. Find me the man who has never sat, and I will will give you the man with the best taste in film.
>>is never mentioned or referenced ever again
Nice try bro but this movie gets mentioned twice a week as opposed to never like Tar, Banshees, or Avatar 2 (barring pedo threads) get your facts straight.
This is one of the only movies I ever walked out of. Shit was horrendous, I only made it about 50 some odd minutes in but felt like I was there for close to 2 hours.
i dunno. felt the same way about Avatar, let alone Avatar 2. to this day, i don't know anybody who has seen either movie personally, but motherfrickers be talking about lord of the rings, harry potter and capeshit all day long tho
I turned it off around 5 minutes in because they kept speaking in ching chong and honestly asian people are just kinda soulless looking, how do people watch this crap?
I think it only relates to you if you are a Mom, a about to devorce husband or a missunderstood daughter with immigration background. I am none of the above but i still liked it. the hype was too much as always tho
I feel like I lived my entire life just so that I could see Everything Everywhere All At Once. This is easily the best movie I have ever seen in my entire life. This is the only movie I have ever seen that made me cry. Most recommended film I can ever recommend to someone.
>First 5 minutes of movie. >Mom anticipates that the elderly traditionalist grandparents won't object to their daughter dating a girl (and thus being a dyke), but just that the girlfriend is white. >The daughter says "she's half hispanic," as if that wouldn't be considered even worse to old asian people.
Reality doesn't matter. According to movies and shows like this, minorities are all incapable of hatred and would always get along (ignore the IRL onslaught of blacks randomly killing asians, which was of course blamed on whites) if not for those evil whites responsible for everything wrong. Being white should be a source of embarrassment and shame. The only utility for white people, and the only reason why the people writing these shows aren't outright calling for TCD, is in sexual relationships, where whites' presence is begrudgingly tolerated in between verbal denigration by their non-white partner.
The racism was the only genuine part. I really appreciated the anti-white racism, antisemitism, and chinese chauvinism of this film. See the silver lining now before it's canceled like this filth rightly should be.
The single best character, best performance, best design, best everything is JLC as the white devil. She is stereotypically white >physically massive and violent >over the top emotional >volcanic sexuality bursting out of her clothes, her enormous assets, her aggressive nipples and her revolting butt plug cultural objects >powerful and assertive, but twisted
The asian woman literally fetishizes this character and exaggerates all racial traits. Other white characters are the same and it's powerful, the writer was on a tear b***hing about whites. There isn't much antisemitism except in casually naming them, by calling Slate big-nose and constantly pointing out they can see the difference at a glance. Chinese chauvinism was the bread and butter of the film, too much to explain.
Swiss Army Man was way better, but it wasn't pandering to Western Asians and Hollywood pedophiles so it didn't get an ounce of the accolades it deserved.
my favorite part was when she goes to the nebuchadnezzar and ur-chink explains that young people are turning to western culture and escaping the mother ship, so they must be studied and defeated.
my least favorite part was when she didn't say the fricking line "I know Kung Fu" after literally downloading it from the controller on the nebuchadnezzar
best picture is a badge of dishonor anymore. All that matters is how many gold dildos you win, adjusted for inflation. Very boring subject. The movie is at least worth discussing.
oscar now gives awards to popular shit, and this crap won the awards because it's what's popoular with normalgays at the time, same shit with parasite and squid games
It’s an unintentional zeitgeist of the simultaneous trends of multiverse-related plots and liberal Hollywood patting itself on the back for having a few movies starring asiatics like Parasite and Crazy rich Asians
I haven't seen it mentioned much, that's true, but I stopped talking about it on Cinemaphile altogether because of all the idiocy. Bunch of jackasses hating on the movie and yet broadcasting the fact that they didn't understand it (not that it's hard to understand). Personally, I think it only deserved an Oscar for editing. Jamie Lee Curtis for sure didn't deserve it for this role.
i heard this movie was kino af if you watched in-theater. any anons can confirm/deny?
yeah it was, but still not gonna rewatch it.
It sucked in general. How many times do you have to tell the audience directly that "life is worth living"? It's the epitome of why "show don't tell" is crucial. The rock scene was particularly bad.
>to tell the audience directly that "life is worth living"
I think there should be a movie that has an unapologetic message of "DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS"
has such a film been made?
fight club
yeah
The Oscars haven't been a great way to gauge good movies for at least 20 years now
I agree with this anon.
"Finna" did a quiz on Oscar winners (best picture) from the 1970s-2023 the other day. The ones from the 1970s-1990s I was in two minds about with a lot of them and was getting a kino overload. I think I got about 3 from 2010-2023 because they were all forgettable garbage.
>There was a time when the majority of Oscar voters were white men, with a 2014 survey by The Los Angeles Times revealing that 76 per cent were male, and 94 per cent were white, with an average age of 63. However, after facing criticism for a lack of diversity, the Academy announced plans to double the number of women and ethnically diverse members by 2020.
That's an old news, and boy did they increased those numbers
It's like 40% black women now
Just like every best picture winner
>at least 20 years now
Try forever
Rick and Morty absurdist nihilism reddit schlock
>nihilism
The message of the movie was that life is worth living and you should be positive against the indifference of nature (and society). How is that nihilist?
Also notice how most posts just say it's shit without giving any argument. The movie has glaring plot holes, some gay obsene humour but it's pretty good despite all that.
Movie was dogshit.
Oh by the way, whatever happened to the last Korea fotm, Parasite. People still talk endlessly about that one, right?
Parasite sucked as well.
wrong
She looks better with short hair
Awarding diversity over quality or merit
what movie should have won then
any but that one
Banshees and All Quiet are so far beyond EEAAO in terms of quality, it’s unbelievable
Banshees of Inisherin
easily after sun
Banshees and Tar are the best films of the year.
All Quiet on the Western Front would have been a better choice too.
Tar and it’s not even close
Top gun maverick
Dogshit movie with a fanbase that has an insane persecution complex. Absolute irredeemable slop.
There hasn’t been a culturally relevant oscar winner since the Shakespeare in Love fiasco
LOTR, the departed, no country for old men
>capeshit
>huh?
>latinx hire
None of those are culturally relevant besides LoTR and thats a goofy popcorn flick.
>culturally relevant
Since when did this extremely subjective criteria become a deciding factor regarding whether a film is kino or not? Not everything has to make a political statement.
The topic is about how everyone forgot about the Michelle Yeoh film after it won oscars.
Oh yeah. Never mind just ignore me.
LOTR trilogy came out decades after the novels, made hundreds of millions at the box office. Still quoted today.
More relevant than your asiatic shit.
fricking lotrannies
Why would trannies identify with powerful White men slaughtering dysgenic freaks?
What Shakespeare in love fiasco dat?
Shakespeare in Love was a "kids movie for adults" like Napoleon, an historical anathema that was fun if you were blissfully ignorant. It won best picture over some superior flicks
Yeah it seems like I remember seething because saving private Ryan didn’t win or something
That's all modern awards ceremonies.
Vidyagays actively jeer at the game awards because it's 100% by journos for journos.
Hugos push literal tumblr political fanfiction, "ironic" dinosaur erotica and gay pedoshit that no one outside of their convention will either read.
Oscars are just an industry backpat turned struggle session.
This
Leftoids have turned award shows into trash
The academy has picked some shitty global homosexual reinforcing propaganda film for best picture for at least the last 8 years so
Same thing happened with Del Toro's shitty fish movie
And that was complete shit
Bad posture will literally dull the critical faculties. Find me the man who has never sat, and I will will give you the man with the best taste in film.
humans were made to chill hard
>>is never mentioned or referenced ever again
Nice try bro but this movie gets mentioned twice a week as opposed to never like Tar, Banshees, or Avatar 2 (barring pedo threads) get your facts straight.
Reddit
This is one of the only movies I ever walked out of. Shit was horrendous, I only made it about 50 some odd minutes in but felt like I was there for close to 2 hours.
i dunno. felt the same way about Avatar, let alone Avatar 2. to this day, i don't know anybody who has seen either movie personally, but motherfrickers be talking about lord of the rings, harry potter and capeshit all day long tho
Avatar 1 and 2 are pure unadulterated kino.
Lol no.
Cope and seethe.
I don't have a problem with it winning awards, its people saying its the best thing ever and crying over it that bugs me
I turned it off around 5 minutes in because they kept speaking in ching chong and honestly asian people are just kinda soulless looking, how do people watch this crap?
I think it only relates to you if you are a Mom, a about to devorce husband or a missunderstood daughter with immigration background. I am none of the above but i still liked it. the hype was too much as always tho
>there is no alternative universe in which the MC is a good mother
>relate to it if you are a mom
Wtf
shut up gay your mind is pozzed
>what causes this phenomenon ?
That goes for everything, there's too many movies and series available right away for anything to stick in the culture.
I feel like I lived my entire life just so that I could see Everything Everywhere All At Once. This is easily the best movie I have ever seen in my entire life. This is the only movie I have ever seen that made me cry. Most recommended film I can ever recommend to someone.
I actually feel sorry for you knowing you never had a father figure
It's really really bad. I felt inspired to become a film auteur, there's obviously no talent involved
Movie was idiotic.
its just pandering to asiatics
The obvious reason why this garbage movie won any awards was because of #StopAsianHate.
this. it came out when woke brainrot BLM protests were still fresh on normies minds so anything nonwhite is an automatic 10
It was so incredibly politicly motivated
Quite possibly one of the worst movies I have ever watched. Did not even finish it.
We all can now see how A24 (run by two israelites) is just another vehicle for their slop.
>First 5 minutes of movie.
>Mom anticipates that the elderly traditionalist grandparents won't object to their daughter dating a girl (and thus being a dyke), but just that the girlfriend is white.
>The daughter says "she's half hispanic," as if that wouldn't be considered even worse to old asian people.
Reality doesn't matter. According to movies and shows like this, minorities are all incapable of hatred and would always get along (ignore the IRL onslaught of blacks randomly killing asians, which was of course blamed on whites) if not for those evil whites responsible for everything wrong. Being white should be a source of embarrassment and shame. The only utility for white people, and the only reason why the people writing these shows aren't outright calling for TCD, is in sexual relationships, where whites' presence is begrudgingly tolerated in between verbal denigration by their non-white partner.
The racism was the only genuine part. I really appreciated the anti-white racism, antisemitism, and chinese chauvinism of this film. See the silver lining now before it's canceled like this filth rightly should be.
>I really appreciated the anti-white racism, antisemitism, and chinese chauvinism of this film.
elaborate?
The single best character, best performance, best design, best everything is JLC as the white devil. She is stereotypically white
>physically massive and violent
>over the top emotional
>volcanic sexuality bursting out of her clothes, her enormous assets, her aggressive nipples and her revolting butt plug cultural objects
>powerful and assertive, but twisted
The asian woman literally fetishizes this character and exaggerates all racial traits. Other white characters are the same and it's powerful, the writer was on a tear b***hing about whites. There isn't much antisemitism except in casually naming them, by calling Slate big-nose and constantly pointing out they can see the difference at a glance. Chinese chauvinism was the bread and butter of the film, too much to explain.
israelites
Shills
The Oscar’s have been a joke for some time which is why nobody watches them and they have to resort to placidity stunts like slap fighting
>jews: IS THAT… A MIDDLE AGED BIPOC OWNING WHITE MEN WHILE DILDOS FLY EVERYWHERE? 9/10 NEEDS MORE TRANS KIDS!!!!
>what causes this phenomenon
The awards being both meaningless amd self given.
Swiss Army Man was way better, but it wasn't pandering to Western Asians and Hollywood pedophiles so it didn't get an ounce of the accolades it deserved.
my favorite part was when she goes to the nebuchadnezzar and ur-chink explains that young people are turning to western culture and escaping the mother ship, so they must be studied and defeated.
my least favorite part was when she didn't say the fricking line "I know Kung Fu" after literally downloading it from the controller on the nebuchadnezzar
It was heads and shoulders above all the other nominees and you'd have to be racist to not see it.
best picture is a badge of dishonor anymore. All that matters is how many gold dildos you win, adjusted for inflation. Very boring subject. The movie is at least worth discussing.
The fact that EEAAO is utterly mediocre and the academy knows that. They want to pretend it didn't get the entirely undeserved awards it did.
oscar now gives awards to popular shit, and this crap won the awards because it's what's popoular with normalgays at the time, same shit with parasite and squid games
It’s an unintentional zeitgeist of the simultaneous trends of multiverse-related plots and liberal Hollywood patting itself on the back for having a few movies starring asiatics like Parasite and Crazy rich Asians
I haven't seen it mentioned much, that's true, but I stopped talking about it on Cinemaphile altogether because of all the idiocy. Bunch of jackasses hating on the movie and yet broadcasting the fact that they didn't understand it (not that it's hard to understand). Personally, I think it only deserved an Oscar for editing. Jamie Lee Curtis for sure didn't deserve it for this role.
I quote this movie whenever someone misuses the word “can”.