Why did the executives butcher any good idea for this movie?
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because executives are mentally braindead morons whose mere existence proves that darwin was wrong
i am yet to see a singular thing that was improved by executives in any place, at any time, in any industry, EVER. they are the most ridiculously, unfathomably stupid breed of human to have ever been made in the history of mankind.
in a way Darwin was right, this is survival of the fittest
executives may be complete and utter moron but somehow they continue to survive because they fitted themselves to their environment, they don't need wisdom or strength when they have their one useful skill, and sure they may ruin everything in their path but it keeps them alive and that's all that matters
That's because no one involved in the production side of things has any incentives to say an executive's idea improved the product. If the end product is good then they're a genius producing shit the audience wants by themselves, if the end product is bad they can claim it's all the fault of executives butchering the product.
Yeah anon, i'm certain that's it - that's why every time an executive does something, it's so stupid it lowers your IQ just by learning about it.
Yes, anon, writers and directors are uniformly creative geniuses whose every idea is golden that are brought low by those moronic execs. Nevermind that Hollywood is a hypercompetitive industry where downplaying or absolving your failures is vital to remain employed or that directors and writers are often execs themselves.
Not even the stupidest of writer mistakes can compare to the utter moronation of executive-mandated slop.
You’re just jealous you weren’t able to get an MBA from a good business school.
>because executives are mentally braindead morons whose mere existence proves that darwin was wrong
I will never forget about this
kek
This movie may be shit but I have to respect Japanese fandom for just liking what they like and ignoring the garbage
I'm not even mad at the existence of this movie, I expect well animated, badly written, ego motivated subpar trash from ol Gisney
I'm just upset we can't have fun with it here on Cinemaphile and maybe even make fun of it without getting mad
In fairness, it's been a while since the internet has gotten a proper DILF. I can't think of the last one, unless you count Simon from adventure time. Even then, Magnifico is the only one that covers the silver fox aesthetic
The last proper ones were the Stans.
You sure they weren't talking about the grandpa?
Yes. They would have used an honorific instead of the very casual pronoun they use.. See also Japanese WISH rule 34 and fanart. Hail to the king baby.
I feel like the king was going to go complex and different as an antagonist, but executives came in with "people say they want a purely evil bad guy, gotta change it so he is just evil"
I got big Prince Hans energy from Magnifico.
and the writers then went
>They want us to rewrite the entire movie in just 1 week? Let's just introduce a book that turns him purely evil in the last minute, the executives can't complain then
Apparently, in early drafts, the king was not evil but the queen was. Because for all of the king's power he could still be manipulated by the one he loved. And the villain plot of the movie was the queen trying to get the wishing star for herself so that she can get rid of the king and rule directly.
Clearly, they left too much of the king's sympathetic character in the script from these early drafts so what happens with him later feels unjust.
so the
>long live the queen
ending from the finished movie was originally just the ending of the second act? Wouldn't surprise me
It makes more sense when you take into account the intentional parallels that they were drawing at the end of the movie. The MC is the fairy godmother, Magnifico is the magic mirror, etc. Well, who did the magic mirror belong to? The evil queen.
He never harms Asha, why are you calling him pure evil?
>Villain can grant wishes
>Either forces quid pro quo society where everyone is indebted to him like a loan shark or only uses wishes for nobility while peasents suffer
There, he's evil. That's all you needed tro do. How the frick does Disney frick up this badly at making a bad guy?
I want a list of every proposed fix because basically all I've read here sound so much better than what we got
The activist writers sabotaged it. Tge original plan was starboy instead of the star mascot, but to make him nonbinary. Executives said a hard no om nonbinary star boy so the activist writers turned him in to a boring star to get revenge.
I'd prefer a NB star to a mascot, tbh. Executives saying no seems at fault here.
>inb4 muh woke
I don't care how woke something is. If something is hot, I will want to frick it. As it stands all we have is Magnifichad
People keep saying this but have yet to provide any proof of this NB nonsense.
Look in the archives, the concept art and all the details of the production were posted, this
comes from that.
There was nothing that explicitly stated "non-binary." That's what I'm arguing about
In the art book, instead of he or she, the book uses "Star" repeatedly. That's about as close as you can get to NB without angering Disney executives. Technically, I don't think star has a gender even now. But it was just more noticible in the book cuz it says star over and over even tho it sounds awkward.
why did he not use anti-evil oil magnifi/co/bros?
Cuz when he covers himself in oil he becomes irresistible and it could threaten the stability of Rosas
Because the b***h of his wife never told him such oil existed; seriously, reduce the movie in half, so by the first part, Magnifico is defeated and days later, Amaya steals the magic wand from Asha, and with the evil book, she takes control of other kingdoms; now Asha has to find a way to free Magnifico, with the hope he can defeat her.
MagnifiCinemaphile sisters, did we just win?
Zamn Japs always find a way to be horny
I'm thankful for the new wave of Magnifimemes
Ha, ha, imagine if Baymax used the anti-evil oil on Magnifico to cure him until he was soaked and shiny from head to toe with the golden liquid? Wouldn't that be weird? I hope nobody draws that naughty thing.
He's a silver fox anon
>done graphic design work for a handful of companies
>the design by committee bullshit created a worse result every time
Executives and creative fields don't mix, it's just the nature of their jobs. One or two higher-ups is manageable, any more and it's cancer.
In a big company, to get yourself noticed, you have to have some kind of handprint on important projects. I bet that everyone wanted to change one thing about the film so that they could say they were involved, and the result is a super boring story.
Wish should have been a new take on Fantasia with Magnifico as a good flamboyant mentor and Asha with a less garbage design. Replace the dumb star with Mickey Mouse and have them explore the many worlds of Disney kingdom hearts style to celebrate the 100 years, culminating on Mickey having a big final battle against all the villains at once before Magnifico arrives to find his place turned all upside-down.
Art sauce please.
At All Costs is the only true good song of the movie
Correct. Even though it's a generic pop song, I enjoy Asha's voice actor. And Magnifichad made me horny.
>check Japan twitter
>they're all dunking on the movie and lusting for /our/king
Devouring my Magnificup noodle in glee
>nips actually having good taste for once