Witch trials kino when? The vvitch doesn't count

Witch trials kino when?
The vvitch doesn't count

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about Salem but Häxan is pretty kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really. it's boring and old.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pleb filtered

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, i rec'd it way before tumblr knew about it 😉

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puritancuck mad Satan won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satan lost though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Satan influences a whole family to kill each other
      >they end up in heaven cuz they were trying to be faithful Christians
      >the daughter who's still alive becomes a vvitch and so turns from God but she has her whole life to repent and probably will eventually, also ending up in heaven
      Satan always loses, dipshit. He got BTFO 2,000 years ago and will continue to stack up L's until the end of time when he's thrown into the lake of fire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling someone else a dipshit
        >Unable to discern the readily apparent fact of religion being a community ritual based on myth
        >In the year 2023 when he's well aware that it's one of thousands of religions
        >But this one (the one he was born into) just happens to be the correct one that's totally real

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit you neckbeard redditors are so fricking autistic. we're talking about a movie, and Christianity was real in the movie. it's fricking crazy how Christianity just lives rent free in your head.
          cope and seethe, fedoragay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just so you know, atheism was right long before r/atheism existed you terminally online moron. Read a book sometime

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just so you know, atheism was right long before r/atheism existed
              Atheism is quite literally the most midwit belief system in existence. It's for people who are just barely intelligent enough not to blindly accept the beliefs they were raised with, but who aren't nearly intelligent enough to accurately perceive reality or use basic logic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Totally. That's why you can accurately perceive what's actually going on and will easily let me in (without referencing religion). You can easily and comfortably understand everything about the nature of the universe from your infinitesimally small place on earth with your infinitesimally small primal animal brain that can't even comprehend the universe's size. You're not a midwit, you're a moron with delusions of grandeur.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a backwardly infinite casual chain is logically and metaphysically impossible, therefore the universe necessarily had a beginning
                >a thing cannot cause itself to come into existence, nor can a thing come into existence out of nothingness, therefore something beyond the universe must have brought the universe into existence
                Look at how fricking simple those two points are. They're so obvious that they're considered common sense for most people, but not for you. Like most atheists, you are either too stupid or too arrogant to realize how ignorant and irrational you really are.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>a backwardly infinite casual chain is logically and metaphysically impossible, therefore the universe necessarily had a beginning
                Something that always existed doesn't need to have a beginning you stupid frick. That's just for instance, I'm not even saying it's necessarily the case. My personal stance, much more informed than yours, is that it's impossible to know what's going on. I compare humans trying metaphysics to ants on an anthill trying to parse out the way grass grows, oblivious to how huge the planet is that they're on, of things like New York and humans etc. Because they're limited by their insect birth. We're probably limited in the same way. But you more than others.
                The universe doesn't need to have a beginning. Read the World as Will and Representation by Schopenhauer where he explains why. You haven't.
                Spinoza also explains that the Universe has always existed and that God is immanent (you'll need to google that term).
                Roger Penrose the modern metaphysicist recently proposed a theory for a cyclical eternal universe that is reborn by its own heat death. You could look into that. You've never heard of it, right? I know.
                Stop spending all day trying to sound smart on Cinemaphile and actually do something with your brain dumbass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first sentence of your reply proved that you didn't even comprehend the portion of my comment that you quoted, so I didn't bother reading the rest of what you said. Enjoy the rest of your blissfully ignorant moronic life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Insane how fricking stupid you are dude. You're not saying anything complicated and there is no misunderstanding. You said in a very wordy and impressive way that something can't exist without a First Cause. Nobody's ever heard that argument. Oh wait, everyone has, and I cited you some counter examples. Can't believe I'm having to break this down for you. have a nice day.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What dost thou want?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's it called VVITCH when obviously it's meant to be WITCH?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's meant to be pronouced v.v.itch
      like when people say g.g.ohst

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah, gotchya. thanks!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched this. couldnt decide if i liked it or not. they definitely marketed it wrong. tried to get plebs to think it was a jumpscare horror instead of what was essentially an isolation drama with some supernatural elements. i think ultimately it was an alright movie.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch Witchfinder General lads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks kino

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crucible with Daniel day Lewis.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this.
      The Crucible is what you want.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see Peter Cushing, I watch. What's the movie?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 year old anya taylor joy so sexxy bob and vagana at end of movie 10/10

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1968 of course, praise be to Vincent Price.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was so bored when I watched that.
      maybe I need to give it a second shot?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    City of the Dead is a horror from the 1960s about a creepy new england town, wont say anymore

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Witchfinder General
    >that Noomi Rapace one a few years back

    There's a slew of scandigay period piece ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that Noomi Rapace one a few years back
      QRD on this?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thr crucible came out like 30 years ago

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Witchhammer (1970)

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