I registered to the first group therapy as a podcast while I was at the gym today. It rekindled my hatred for Brian and his forced storyline with CK. Jimmy randomly going on rants about being bullied by authority figures when no one asked. Pre-production boosted TJ asked to chime in on everyones problems. Coles interactions with everyone were great. I don't know why Sam took such pleasure in it though. He's a rich kid too.
>Production fumbled it.
They fumbled pretty much everything that was "behavior" oriented. They had good ideas like GregCam, but anything to do with interacting with the fishes they botched and Sam would have to come and fix.
I've got a feeling that most of the good ideas were Sam's.
>Production fumbled it.
They fumbled pretty much everything that was "behavior" oriented. They had good ideas like GregCam, but anything to do with interacting with the fishes they botched and Sam would have to come and fix.
I've got a feeling that most of the good ideas were Sam's.
they did the exact opposite of what made s1 good.
Instead of hands-off let them develop interpersonal relationships, Jet thought he could insert himself every day to build the relationships and drama he wanted.
The problem is, people see through it and hate it.
Which is why the CK arc pretty much killed s2, it never recovered fully.
but season 1 was shit as well. there were no interpersonal relationships it was just damiel, vance, sylvia and josie sitting around b***hing about either jon or letty. It was boring as hell. if they weren't doing that they were sitting in complete silence waiting for the tts
>Instead of hands-off let them develop interpersonal relationships, Jet thought he could insert himself every day to build the relationships and drama he wanted.
Yeah, they needed to stay hands off until approx the middle, then start doing whacky stuff once all the interpersonal relationship stuff settled down into an equilibrium.
Instead they did it immediately, right off the batt.
The problem is, everyone thought they were the plant and were absolutely fricking with each other with endgame levels in the first week. It was not sustainable but they were all too moronic to play the long game
It was not only bad but the holidays were happening so people had even more of a reason to just stop watching. Having it over christmas / new years was so dumb
And polish
Which is why he looks fugly compared to Cole and TJ
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TJ and Cole are English
3 months ago
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TJ is a proud Hibernian
Cole is a Norman rapebaby
3 months ago
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wasn't brian bullshitting about being polish to appear israeli though. also brian looks better than cole for sure, cole has the case of chudface because of his short hair
3 months ago
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Cole has a better fashion sense than Brian but I agree that Brian does look better than Cole facewIse. TJ is somewhat handsome and looks better than both of them except he's a manlet.
3 months ago
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oh yea Brian can't dress for shit judging by his pics lol
3 months ago
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Joking or not he’s still fugly and wears hypebeast clothing with some clown shoes
3 months ago
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>addidas track suit >hype beast
3 months ago
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The photo is literally trying to make the shoes look huge as a joke, are you autistic?
3 months ago
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That apartment doesn't look too empty to me
3 months ago
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>hypebeast
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>that cross above the door
you do that shit in america too? thought it was just a custom in muh eastern europe
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>has a nice enough apartment >has a nice gaming rig >tall and good looking >still upset about his lot in life
I don't get it.
3 months ago
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Spends all his time listening to Sam's doomer videos about how if you aren't set for life after 25 you need to just give up.
3 months ago
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He's in love with a girl he's been going out with for 7 years yet they never got past the dating stage
Those two will be on and off again until they die
They were supposed to get married out of highschool and had a simple, comfy life together, but instead they both decided to be moronic and now have no chance of that because of their fricked up history
His bemoaning about his life isnt about the other things
It's about him not being married to ck
It's quite literally that shrimple
3 months ago
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he needs to ignore b***hes and get currency. The guy has a chill personality and I could see him do streaming full time.
3 months ago
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moron
It's not b***hes
It's a girl he's been in love with for a decade
He'll never be happy no matter how much wealth he can gather. Even if he gets with ck permanently, they have too much fricked up history to be normal
It's unironically over for him and for her
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>compared to Cole
Cole is a dysgenic incel, he looks terrible
S2 was an alright cast but it was really the freeloaders who made it. Jimmy and Cole were great, I can see why Jimmy was kicked but getting rid of Cole was just stupid
He literally asked a bunch of fish the same question. She wasn't forced to do anything, and disobeyed and actually acted "the wholesome one" like she said she would then she would have been more liked.
She was the only one that was smart enough to understand what Sam was implying. They needed to start creating content to justify being on the show, and earn productions favour. To bad she didnt understand that Sams a israelite, and takes create pleasure in ruining the lives of innocent white girls like her.
>They needed to start creating content to justify being on the show, and earn productions favour
except so far that hasn't worked out for anybody, best strategy is clearly to lay low, conserve energy for challenges and be "wholesome"
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that didn't work out for Shinji either, he b***hed out of the challenges that mattered the most like The Cell and during the Paintball Challenge of the Swamp Olympics.
3 months ago
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how did he b***h out during paintball
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he took the second place so you can argue it has worked well enough, although there is no prize money for that, also he just quit Cell randomly
3 months ago
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it hasn't worked but that was definitely what sam and jet were pushing earlier in the season, that the fish had to be content machines if they wanted to stay. by the end she was the only one taking that seriously.
3 months ago
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reminder that as tay was leaving jet told the camera that she is probably the most serious fish they ever had. he seemed a bit regretful himself.
3 months ago
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And he's right, nobody from either seasons had the Tenacity of Tayleigh and I hope we'll get someone like her for S3.
3 months ago
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need a femcel gf
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when she cried at the end it kinda broke my heart. you can tell she had been holding it in since that night in the dog house.
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Yeah in retrospect its not the winning play but anyone with an IQ over 100 would think that production actually wanted to entertain the viewers.
Wait you need to access a Discord server for this shit?
No way am I joining a Discord server full of who knows what kind of characters follow this johnboy or anyone else who keeps in the loop of FishTank, for that matter
Tayleigh is oblivious to most of the behind-the-scenes drama. I think she follows Betty on Twitter; the same Betty known for liking lesbian porn, being an exhibitionist and having a Telegram choke-full of her own self-harm pictures.
But considering her baggage you'd think Tayleigh wouldn't want to do anything with her. If so, she would be following people closer to this season like Abigail, Taylor or even Cole before a freeloader that was in the previous season for 1 day an a half and had a cancelled stream with Jimmy.
I'm not saying she should do this or shouldn't do that, just that it was a bit unexpected and it could be out of not seeing the whole picture around someone like Ariel/Betty.
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Taybis a kiwitroon that follows lolcows, following betty is in character
3 months ago
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I’d watch Tay’s channel if its about reporting on Lolcows honestly, she has the right personality and diligence for it. TJ should stick to film reviews.
Fact.
Fishtank is not a reality show its a personal pornographic project of Sam Hyde in with he tortures women and makes them cry and puke for his sexual amusement.
well he's the winner of course he'd get more congratulatory messages, tay was my fav but at the end of the day, she got third place. it's not a surprise to me, besides i'm sure they all gave her props when they were at the bar
Any time someone posts that the season 2 cast was good or wasn't the problem they immediately discredit themselves. Jet himself admitted half the contestants were just last minute replacements, whoever they could get to show up.
bro started casting 2 months before it started by putting up an instagram story lmao
the "we're all fans" wasn't some creative choice or surprise reveal, Jet is just lazy
Most people say it was gonna be a twist, but I still think the "infiltrator/fan" thing was just a gaslight so they wouldn't spout off about MDE or fishtank season 1 references
the mistake was thinking any plans were safe with jimmy in the house
As soon as it was revealed all of the fish were given the same 'you're an infiltrator' story they all immediately started discussing their favorite MDE/Sam Hyde/FishTank content lmao
If the rumors about them using a casting agency for S3 are correct, I think it will work much better for getting completely unknowing people, however, the chances of people quitting the show might also be much higher as well
Jet and his wiggers can't stick to one way to drive the house's dynamics. They want to throw shit at the wall until something sticks and that messes up with the fish.
If they wanted "arcs" they should have hired kids from theater school, not failures at life competing for quick cash. If they want "muh hellhouse" and torture people for views they should hire (kek) one or two mental health professionals so they know what they're doing without pushing them away. If they want social interactions and people forming groups, quarrel and those things they should include passive, slowly developed activities that let them engage in things to do in the downtime.
Jet needs to put more effort and planning, but he won't and Shmuel will keep bleeding out money like a slaughterhouse pig.
>Jet himself admitted half the contestants were just last minute replacements, whoever they could get to show up.
while this is bad, it doesnt excuse jet not planning anything for challenges, you cant just say that they are nontent and then proceed to give them nothing to do
Well jet said it was a good cast so he is discredited. The cast wasn't the problem is was the lack of things to do. Even s1 had more things and a deck of cards for the fish to do. S2 had nothing, and eventually a pong game that only ever got used like 4 times. On top of that the first half was just kisstank with jet forcing relationship bullshit on the audience who rightfully hated it because it was so forced. Then jets fatass stumbled into taylor x tj and congratulated himself on making kisstank when it was the last combo of people he expected.
6 months planning amounted to nothing and still asking twitter for challenge ideas.
You're objectively wrong about the fish. No one on season 2 stirred drama and got things happening the way letty or jon did, no one on season 2 was as wholesome as Josie.
Sylvia thought everybody was on her side and she had fans until they stopped filtering the TTS and she went into total meltdown mode. That was pretty funny
Yeah the girl who spent all season doing literally (literally) nothing besides sit around and b***h with damiel and sylvia was very wholesome. It was very wholesome when she joined in and ganged up on letty when damiel had spent an hour screaming at her when lance took his shoes lol
if on the last day, tay stole tj's chip but gave it back and formed an alliance with tj, then told tj to curse shinji while she curses tj behind his back, would she have won?
No because he wouldnt curse shinji.
The curses were the dumbest shit i dont know what they expected to happen but every fish fricked up, tj for losing chips, tay for cursing shinji 4 times in a row and shinji for alternating even tho sams told him tj was in first
Tay didnt frick up, if she hadnt cursed shinji the only thing that wouldve changed was him winning the game. The game was rigged against her from the start. Trish however decided to pull shinji aside and tell him that he shouldnt listen to her previous fortune to target TJ. If she hadn't of done this, Tay may have won even with all the blatant rigging
>Trish however decided to pull shinji aside and tell him that he shouldnt listen to her previous fortune to target TJ.
I don't think this was production's intention moreso Trish trying to cover for TJ, I agree that Production should've seen it and intervened though.
she won a lifetime of looking over her shoulder for the /bant/ schizo that went from "i just want to be her friend" to "i want to date her and i think bulimia is hot"
Tay is stepping up her game and finally engaging with us , probably saw Shinji not taking his sweet ass time even though he has more reasons to rest and chill.
List of things Jimmy wants to frick >Nifty >trannies >men (Brian, hoarderman) >black men (Duany'ay) >giant centipedes >furries >little girls >little boys >his sister
List of things that TJ will frick >his army of female orbiters >cute blondes >Taylor
s1 had so many awesome moments, more downtime sure, but the bits landed, the jokes worked, every big day lived up to the hype.
S2 not a single big day lived up to the hype. There were no memorable moments. It was just a lot of forced bullshit. the whole thing was background noise.
there were plenty of memorable moments in season 2. most of the challenges in season 1 sucked ass. let's not forget the nick caminos shit and other totally aimless, never ending crap
S2 should have ended with Charls rambling for 30 minutes until he runs out of breath about how the show sucks and you're a loser for watching it. Then after cutting the feed and inviting all the old fish for a reunion, Sam should have taken them to some place to eat, only to reveal to them the restaurant is actually a part of the game and the real competition begins now.
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Shinji, we can blame TJ, we can blame Sam, we can blame her making out with Frank, we can praise the other contestants' effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Personality, her beat face, you name it, it all stinks. I can't believe we got third place. We couldn't get endorsements. We had less than TJ! Sam not helping out, even though she's his favorite. At least Trish got passed around by the wiggers. I know Josie isn't fuming that secret TJ supporter wanker. We whiffed on both the panty incident and the final challenges. Chips down the drain. Her youth is nowhere to be seen. Don't get me started on Bex. Blimey
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Tayleigh, but MASSIVE effort was desperately needed in the final hours. When I saw her I wasn't very optimistic about her chances of winning. Didn't get $50k like this. What do you think, /tug/? Where is her sex appeal? Do you think she should do ANOTHER nude shower show on her streams? Is she just going to end up as Nifty in ten years time? Should she reach out to TJ? If chudwives are attractive, how come they're so fraudulent? Has the Taytriot era come to an end?? TAY #IN or #OUT?
>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Extreme
https://jlingz.com
https://twitter.com/wigger
https://www.vivastreet.co.in/escort/mumbai
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/gender-dysphoria/
>tj posts no pictures of just him and tay
um that would be weird and might give the wrong impression, even tay's posts don't have pics of just the two of them only
anyway i haven't seen any photos posted of just the two of them together, its always with other people
lmfao makes it funnier that her last week of the season desperation "villain arc" was probably her own idea and she just started being a c**t to everyone.
I assumed production liked her and told her to do it to help give her a storyline and make the show better.
But it's pretty clear now production was not a fan. Bex liking that tweet about everyone hating her. Biggest sign on the show was Sam's reaction to finding out she stole TJ's chips. He seemed annoyed. She was telling him and bragging thinking Sam would think it was so cool. But he clearly did not. And resented her for it.
Sam was annoyed because TJ was a fricking idiot for losing his chips in the final minute. Not because he disapproved of what Tayleigh did. If anything he applauded her for it when he gave his speech during his elimination.
>annoyed TJ lost his chips >annoyed Tay stole his chips
these are the same thing. he was annoyed. if he liked tay or thought it was good for the show he wouldn't be annoyed
Of course they hate her. She was playing ball so hard she threatened the whole production by merely being there.
Imagine Fatty denouncing Sam like Jon did just because a bulimic girl got in his nerves or if they had to kick two out of four remaining fish because of a fistfight.
The new meta for S3 is to be mean, but not too mean. You have to be like Tayleigh but not as cringe, you have to be like Letty but not as mean. You need to be like how Frank is when he's not in character like when he was talking to TJ as Cameron and not as Frank.
This was that gay's MrBeast thread btw. He's been losing his mind for 5 days straight because jannie pruned his Jeffrey Epstein joke
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/195677813/#q195677813
yeah thats what im saying, it would have been a nice arc if she turned around and did this
if on the last day, tay stole tj's chip but gave it back and formed an alliance with tj, then told tj to curse shinji while she curses tj behind his back, would she have won?
It's production's fault for being unclear with their rules and meddling with shitty narratives. >Oh, I was told in a shitty group session that the show is going to shit because I'm too friendly and that doesn't make for good TV. >I'll compete, think about strategy, use underhanded tactics -- all they told us to make content and that. >What's that? Wholesome arc? But they are still giving us challenges where we must rise above the others and frick with people for points/chips. >Be a leader? But half the house already hates me and they will pile on me if I back down.
Sam and Jet didn't know what they wanted half the time and Tay had it the worst because she would go along if it meant having a chance at getting 50k.
Summer, described in objectively factual statements: >is israeli >is a transexual male called Connor >has numerous erotic videos online with a very gay looking Black person >admitted to fricking Black folk and drinking Black person cum >is a hunchbacked psychotic freak who makes false rape claims >has a giant alien head and gross israeli facial expressions she hides with big hair, glasses and piercings
I'm gonna start a-logging Abi. Not in a Justice For Jimmy way or anything, but she's too smug for a Black person lover. I bet I can put some cracks in her demeanor.
>Good Fishtank criticism
Structured points
Detailed defenses of your favorite fish
Judging the show for what it is
>Bad Fishtank criticism
Jokerposting
Derangedly criticizing other Fish (E.g. Tayleigh)
Weird hang-ups on Sam/The MDE crew in general
Using the word 'Goran'
Memes
it seems like you guys don't understand that part of the magic of fishtank is that its a mess and chaotic, if they planned things out, you guys would start calling them generic
It may be fun, but you don't make money out of that. Not a lot of people will be willing to invest in your show if the first things they hear are "mentally challenged college student gets concussed by a man twice his weight", "Recovering bulimic girl relapses to win a prize", "Girl with mental health issues barricades herself with a bunch of prescribed drugs in tow", "Ten chickens inhale paint fumes in a locked house", etc.
Sam is trying to walk away from an edgy image but he can't help but double down and dig his own grave a bit deeper.
The chickens had the best character arc this season
>Brought into the house against their will >Not coddled (Weren't even allowed to win fishbux or given a bed) >Shit everywhere to establish dominance >Shafted out of the final prize >Go public at the end and get Sam on the news for cruelty to animals
Name a single Fishtanker that had it worse than the chickens
season 1 of fishtank was ok because sam hyde pussied out on torturing them so it was kinda like a reality show. season 2 of bumfights sucked because sam hyde didn't pussy out on torturing them so it was like a punk rock flophouse except the punks got too old for it so it just was sad
If they have to get fans on the show again they're fricked, everybody knows by now that being nice wholesome moron is the only way to play and to never listen to production telling you otherwise
although i endorsed that frick till the end of the show, he is too autistic for politics, he cant handle face to face confrontation and would be shit at debates, negotiations
cole removing himself from the rest of the fish and being alone in a room walking around and autistically responding to TTS was far more entertaining than all the remaining fish combined. he wasn't even trying. i think he ended up talking to the camera overall more than anybody else. he had main character syndrome for sure but that's a big part of why he was so entertaining and hilarious
I'm still lurking post-S2 because I need closure. Anything like "We gave Tay extra cash" or "We will stream with Shinji when he's on summer break" coming out of the roided horse's mouth will do.
Now, I won't watch season 3 but I will sage the generals, post the "save your soul" macro and be on the lookout for any controversy that happens.
imagine if half the cast of S3 walks out by the first week because they realized that it wasn't their typical reality tv series and just humiliation porn
Still, they complain all the time because S2's fish wouldn't "improv" and say "production told me" instead.
You either hire degenerates willing to shit themselves for money or actors willing to keep the kayfabe up, not both. And Letty was an exception because she could go to the basement and unwind for an hour while they gave her a script and suck Taxcin's dick.
Imagine thinking letty was getting scripts and it wasn’t the other way around where she was helping them and giving them ideas (this is literally what they said)
She said at the finale she liked her role because the team gave her things to do and she felt she was a part of something.
Letty has a mischievous (Narcissistic, manipulative) nature but she's too lazy to do things on her own; she had an input but things were set in motion with production's approval. Hell, Sam kept praising her as a "good actor" only because she would do things and keep her mouth shut about the man behind the curtain.
>she had an input but things were set in motion with production's approval
They were still set in motion by her an approval cannot be the thing to set things in motion, it’s the thing being approved that’s the catalyst, everything else you said is right though, people really misinterpreted what Sam said at the end
She didn't walk out
They had an "elimination" the same day another fish left because theyre moronic
JC left because she was under the impression she was saving cole from going home. This was production's fault, not hers
you dont actually believe this do you? she just used that as an excuse to bail. she was not going to stay in that house any longer. when the opportunity presented it she took it
doesn't have Sam have connections with other dissident artists? why can't he work with them to bring in more money so that it can be used for prizes, set designs and overall just making the tank actually a viable place to live
Fish Tank Season 3 Cast >Onlyusemeblade >Shoenice >Sneako >Burger Andy >Perry Caravello >Chicken Lady >Emma Langevin >Spice Bear >Eugenia Cooney >Pokimane
I could proly help them out with some of the set builds and/or tech setup I'm on the east coast but they don't really seem to do many meetups and they seem like they want to avoid outside help since they probably have some weird fans.
Damn I live in Philly too but even then I wouldn't work with the crew/travel to RI for FishTank... I'm too afraid of the overall globular abyss that is the FishTank fandom, I feel like I'd have a Summer sperg out moment and have to go home.
I think people underestimate the sanity decaying effect Sam Hyde and the wiggers emit. Or maybe it would be the best decision I ever made in my life... Hard to say which.
People ignore that the true problem behind Fatty's current situation is his tard wrangler that keeps feeding him weed.
If Sam REALLY wanted a redemption arc he should make Chris move into RI alone and make him train alongside him three times a week. One of the wiggers like Jet can handle his Cameo and PR
Sam is only taking fatty "under his wing" to spite idubbz, by trying to look like he's actually help him, when in fact he's fricking fatty over harder than idubbz ever did.
B... but, he SWORE TO GOD... I really feel sad for the man, honestly. Seeing him break character several times this season was awful, especially because he needs the help but no one is willing to give it and lose the cash lolcow in the process.
For me too, but I'm not talking about his screaming freakouts but the times he said he was dropping his character. >Sam reassuring him it's all an act after they made Fatty offer Trish a pan with fake shit. >Chris telling Trish in the gooncave he was tired of the sex pest act and wanted to drop it after the show was finished. >Chris reflecting on his life after the gooncave panic attack, just to dig his heels in and scheme against Tayleigh for doing it.
Tay telling things like they were to his face may actually help him (even if it came out of spite from someone who was the butt of the joke as much as he was), but I guess it really is too late for him.
Bex really did a good job with her wardrobe, she needs to ask Bex where she got those clothes
Its really just a matter of colors. Both her and taylor only wore black before the show but taylor has shown interest in getting more color in her wardrobe which would be nice. The 70s clothes made most of the girls look better than what they wore outside
>Uhhh ummm so those were some ahhhh 41 days huh? Ummm uhhh we went through a lot together ahhhhh it was like ummm really cool and shit >Dude are you hitting on me? Like I get it you’re drunk and all but its just really creepy no offense
>Uhhhh dude did you cum inside me? I know I was pushing your asscheeks with my feet while you were cumming but the fact that you didn't try harder to pull out was kinda creepy bro, no offense
>Uhhh ummm uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh >Dude... Like, I know you haven't busted in like six weeks, but come on. Ten pumps? That's just weird. Yeah I came too, yeah I'm still quivering, but seriously you have to do better. And all this leaking out of me now? That's just too much cum. Fricking weirdo. Pass me a cigarette.
>Dude, think about it, you only knew her for 5 days? >Ummm uhhh yeah >I think I saw her flirt with Brian dude, I swear >Ummm really? Wow >Yeah I don’t think she’s into you, dude no offense >Ummm I don’t know Tayleigh >You should use that money for better things dude, wanna drink? >Uhhhhh idk >Come on dude, have one on me >Uhhh ummm okay sure
Tayleigh bad at manipulating people
She tried to make Greg cry by telling him that killing israelites is awful
And he responded back at her with Mario sound effects
Imagine the type of person who pays to watch this crap.
WHO. FRICKING. CARES.
Who the frick watches this stupid shit.
>Who the frick watches this stupid shit.
queers who like to gossip about other people
>who fricking cares
apparently you do, seeing as youre in this thread
I registered to the first group therapy as a podcast while I was at the gym today. It rekindled my hatred for Brian and his forced storyline with CK. Jimmy randomly going on rants about being bullied by authority figures when no one asked. Pre-production boosted TJ asked to chime in on everyones problems. Coles interactions with everyone were great. I don't know why Sam took such pleasure in it though. He's a rich kid too.
S2 was a great cast. Production fumbled it.
*re-listened
>Production fumbled it.
They fumbled pretty much everything that was "behavior" oriented. They had good ideas like GregCam, but anything to do with interacting with the fishes they botched and Sam would have to come and fix.
I've got a feeling that most of the good ideas were Sam's.
they did the exact opposite of what made s1 good.
Instead of hands-off let them develop interpersonal relationships, Jet thought he could insert himself every day to build the relationships and drama he wanted.
The problem is, people see through it and hate it.
Which is why the CK arc pretty much killed s2, it never recovered fully.
but season 1 was shit as well. there were no interpersonal relationships it was just damiel, vance, sylvia and josie sitting around b***hing about either jon or letty. It was boring as hell. if they weren't doing that they were sitting in complete silence waiting for the tts
>Instead of hands-off let them develop interpersonal relationships, Jet thought he could insert himself every day to build the relationships and drama he wanted.
Yeah, they needed to stay hands off until approx the middle, then start doing whacky stuff once all the interpersonal relationship stuff settled down into an equilibrium.
Instead they did it immediately, right off the batt.
The problem is, everyone thought they were the plant and were absolutely fricking with each other with endgame levels in the first week. It was not sustainable but they were all too moronic to play the long game
The CK Arc saw the show drop from 10,000 viewers to around 7,000. It was a drag tuning in and seeing nothing happening for days at a time
It was not only bad but the holidays were happening so people had even more of a reason to just stop watching. Having it over christmas / new years was so dumb
Watching Brian and CK argue felt like my soul was leaking out of my body
I still can't comprehend why or how Brian was Jet's favorite this season. HOW??
>6'4
>anglo
>former athlete
>can get people to talk to him without even trying
>is the center of attention all the time
gee I wonder why
He’s Irish
And polish
Which is why he looks fugly compared to Cole and TJ
TJ and Cole are English
TJ is a proud Hibernian
Cole is a Norman rapebaby
wasn't brian bullshitting about being polish to appear israeli though. also brian looks better than cole for sure, cole has the case of chudface because of his short hair
Cole has a better fashion sense than Brian but I agree that Brian does look better than Cole facewIse. TJ is somewhat handsome and looks better than both of them except he's a manlet.
oh yea Brian can't dress for shit judging by his pics lol
Joking or not he’s still fugly and wears hypebeast clothing with some clown shoes
>addidas track suit
>hype beast
The photo is literally trying to make the shoes look huge as a joke, are you autistic?
That apartment doesn't look too empty to me
>hypebeast
>that cross above the door
you do that shit in america too? thought it was just a custom in muh eastern europe
>has a nice enough apartment
>has a nice gaming rig
>tall and good looking
>still upset about his lot in life
I don't get it.
Spends all his time listening to Sam's doomer videos about how if you aren't set for life after 25 you need to just give up.
He's in love with a girl he's been going out with for 7 years yet they never got past the dating stage
Those two will be on and off again until they die
They were supposed to get married out of highschool and had a simple, comfy life together, but instead they both decided to be moronic and now have no chance of that because of their fricked up history
His bemoaning about his life isnt about the other things
It's about him not being married to ck
It's quite literally that shrimple
he needs to ignore b***hes and get currency. The guy has a chill personality and I could see him do streaming full time.
moron
It's not b***hes
It's a girl he's been in love with for a decade
He'll never be happy no matter how much wealth he can gather. Even if he gets with ck permanently, they have too much fricked up history to be normal
It's unironically over for him and for her
>compared to Cole
Cole is a dysgenic incel, he looks terrible
So Jet is gay.
Bro how is his lazy eye even worse than Letty's lol
It’s not lazy what are you talking about?
You're moronic.
S2 was an alright cast but it was really the freeloaders who made it. Jimmy and Cole were great, I can see why Jimmy was kicked but getting rid of Cole was just stupid
Remembering how he was gonna let Letty get heemed by a rampaging flippanzee, it makes sense why he did nothing to save Summer from Jet and Sam.
Yeah that was pathetic
‘tl on the ‘log
vantablack Black personcoal show thoughbeit
>starts stimming and blinking rapidly
poor girl, sam's a israelite.
production despised her for being cringe
what an injustice
>…..It depends?
Tay was forced into a role she never wanted and it ate her up inside.
He literally asked a bunch of fish the same question. She wasn't forced to do anything, and disobeyed and actually acted "the wholesome one" like she said she would then she would have been more liked.
i think she took it too literally. her body language during that conversation really says a lot.
She was the only one that was smart enough to understand what Sam was implying. They needed to start creating content to justify being on the show, and earn productions favour. To bad she didnt understand that Sams a israelite, and takes create pleasure in ruining the lives of innocent white girls like her.
>They needed to start creating content to justify being on the show, and earn productions favour
except so far that hasn't worked out for anybody, best strategy is clearly to lay low, conserve energy for challenges and be "wholesome"
that didn't work out for Shinji either, he b***hed out of the challenges that mattered the most like The Cell and during the Paintball Challenge of the Swamp Olympics.
how did he b***h out during paintball
he took the second place so you can argue it has worked well enough, although there is no prize money for that, also he just quit Cell randomly
it hasn't worked but that was definitely what sam and jet were pushing earlier in the season, that the fish had to be content machines if they wanted to stay. by the end she was the only one taking that seriously.
reminder that as tay was leaving jet told the camera that she is probably the most serious fish they ever had. he seemed a bit regretful himself.
And he's right, nobody from either seasons had the Tenacity of Tayleigh and I hope we'll get someone like her for S3.
need a femcel gf
when she cried at the end it kinda broke my heart. you can tell she had been holding it in since that night in the dog house.
Yeah in retrospect its not the winning play but anyone with an IQ over 100 would think that production actually wanted to entertain the viewers.
Sam Hyde is a israeli pornographer
what are these from?
Nick what's going on big guy
>shemale on cis female
definitionally straight
cant wait to see brian in all future MDE productions
cant wait to not watch any future MDE productions
Vance and Josie were already confirmed for season 3 sorry buddy
I hope not, but I feel like season 2 was so Sam and Jet could 'groom' workers for season 3. Hopefully they don't bring that c**t back.
Feels like if they'd go with anyone for S3 it'd be Brian and Trish.
>One shot at life
>Be born tall and handsome
>Still frick it up by hanging out with fentanyl people and banging mid prostitutes like Trish and ck
>shut up! nobody cares about this show!
>any fishtank thread gets 10x more posts than any of the other dry threads on Cinemaphile
FRANK STOP
TICKLE THE BABY!
autism
finally those fricking freaks stopped masquerading their ugly mutt dyke worship threads as fishtank generals
why does he want to frick trannies and insects?
Wait you need to access a Discord server for this shit?
No way am I joining a Discord server full of who knows what kind of characters follow this johnboy or anyone else who keeps in the loop of FishTank, for that matter
i can't take this homie seriously anymore, he's a literal discord lolcow. worse than jon.
did you take him seriously before?
he could have taken a more greg route. Its a shame. Now he's a kiwifarms plaything.
isn't that the photographer that tried scamming jon? guess nobody gives enough of a shit about jimmy to not let him fall into that trap
Tay does care about Jimmy, more than she usually does about anyone in the house. I guess she didn’t know about the dude though
Tayleigh is oblivious to most of the behind-the-scenes drama. I think she follows Betty on Twitter; the same Betty known for liking lesbian porn, being an exhibitionist and having a Telegram choke-full of her own self-harm pictures.
Fallowing someone is not the same as endorsing them, especially when you're in the same social circle.
But considering her baggage you'd think Tayleigh wouldn't want to do anything with her. If so, she would be following people closer to this season like Abigail, Taylor or even Cole before a freeloader that was in the previous season for 1 day an a half and had a cancelled stream with Jimmy.
I'm not saying she should do this or shouldn't do that, just that it was a bit unexpected and it could be out of not seeing the whole picture around someone like Ariel/Betty.
Taybis a kiwitroon that follows lolcows, following betty is in character
I’d watch Tay’s channel if its about reporting on Lolcows honestly, she has the right personality and diligence for it. TJ should stick to film reviews.
Oniontroon actually, and she only made 3 posts.
Calm down morons, they're good photos. He's 27, he doesn't need anyone to tell him what to do.
holy shit he's so ugly
beardless vance is so funny to me
don't let the beard fool you. this is vance.
>This homie wearing his own merch
Letty had the right to throw piss on them
Fact.
Fishtank is not a reality show its a personal pornographic project of Sam Hyde in with he tortures women and makes them cry and puke for his sexual amusement.
>Season 3 announced
>This happened
Ummm guys, I think we just got our first fish confirmed for us
Josie will succeed her
I thought she was an onlyfans person.
Why is she quitting? Different platform or retiring lol
it's so sad no fishtank affiliates except TJ commented or shared tayleigh's celebratory insta post
Shows over we can ignore her now
homie they were all asleep by the time she uploaded that
TJ uploaded his around the same time during his and everyone instantly shared and commented
well he's the winner of course he'd get more congratulatory messages, tay was my fav but at the end of the day, she got third place. it's not a surprise to me, besides i'm sure they all gave her props when they were at the bar
it's almost like TJ had real fans and Tayleigh's entire fandom was astroturfed by foreign forums
Were talking about production here mate, unless youre implying theyre TJ fans which they are
She acted like a c**t for 6 weeks, the only person who likes her is Jimmy.
They're evil people
sam did
u sure? i don't see it, his insta @snl doesn't even follow her
oh, i misread. he did retweet her.
they will never make a season 2 of this garbage.
the first one was such a abysmall failure BOTH critically and commerically
Any time someone posts that the season 2 cast was good or wasn't the problem they immediately discredit themselves. Jet himself admitted half the contestants were just last minute replacements, whoever they could get to show up.
The issues with season 2 all started there.
bro started casting 2 months before it started by putting up an instagram story lmao
the "we're all fans" wasn't some creative choice or surprise reveal, Jet is just lazy
Most people say it was gonna be a twist, but I still think the "infiltrator/fan" thing was just a gaslight so they wouldn't spout off about MDE or fishtank season 1 references
the mistake was thinking any plans were safe with jimmy in the house
As soon as it was revealed all of the fish were given the same 'you're an infiltrator' story they all immediately started discussing their favorite MDE/Sam Hyde/FishTank content lmao
If the rumors about them using a casting agency for S3 are correct, I think it will work much better for getting completely unknowing people, however, the chances of people quitting the show might also be much higher as well
Jet and his wiggers can't stick to one way to drive the house's dynamics. They want to throw shit at the wall until something sticks and that messes up with the fish.
If they wanted "arcs" they should have hired kids from theater school, not failures at life competing for quick cash. If they want "muh hellhouse" and torture people for views they should hire (kek) one or two mental health professionals so they know what they're doing without pushing them away. If they want social interactions and people forming groups, quarrel and those things they should include passive, slowly developed activities that let them engage in things to do in the downtime.
Jet needs to put more effort and planning, but he won't and Shmuel will keep bleeding out money like a slaughterhouse pig.
if Emma Langevin promises to give him a handjob if can plan out S3 better, he might actually do it
i think not having a psychologist on staff for this season was highly irresponsible.
>Jet himself admitted half the contestants were just last minute replacements, whoever they could get to show up.
while this is bad, it doesnt excuse jet not planning anything for challenges, you cant just say that they are nontent and then proceed to give them nothing to do
I don't disagree, but the degree to which the lazy challenges and boring scripting was a problem was exacerbated by the poor casting.
Well jet said it was a good cast so he is discredited. The cast wasn't the problem is was the lack of things to do. Even s1 had more things and a deck of cards for the fish to do. S2 had nothing, and eventually a pong game that only ever got used like 4 times. On top of that the first half was just kisstank with jet forcing relationship bullshit on the audience who rightfully hated it because it was so forced. Then jets fatass stumbled into taylor x tj and congratulated himself on making kisstank when it was the last combo of people he expected.
6 months planning amounted to nothing and still asking twitter for challenge ideas.
Jason > Jeremiah
S2 Fish > S1 Fish
S1 Finale > S2 Finale
I disagree actually, I like the S1 fishes but the swamp olympics were genuinely a great idea and way better than the cell.
>S1 ends in a double twist and a feel good moment for everyone
>S2 ends in "here's your money moron, cut the feed"
You're objectively wrong about the fish. No one on season 2 stirred drama and got things happening the way letty or jon did, no one on season 2 was as wholesome as Josie.
Frick off simp
that is an accurate pic of the girls on the show
>josie
>wholesome
lmao simp attainability-fetish homosexual
Trish was a better Letty. Also we had like 3 Jon characters this season.
>Trish was a better Letty.
Trish was nontent. You're delusional.
Trish was just a skinnier more chill version of Sylvia
sylvia was a massive c**t though
Yeah but in the sense that they were mostly nontent
Sylvia thought everybody was on her side and she had fans until they stopped filtering the TTS and she went into total meltdown mode. That was pretty funny
>josie
>wholesome
I wish there were more people like you in the world so I can hit all my sales targets
Yeah the girl who spent all season doing literally (literally) nothing besides sit around and b***h with damiel and sylvia was very wholesome. It was very wholesome when she joined in and ganged up on letty when damiel had spent an hour screaming at her when lance took his shoes lol
Whi is he? He seems cute. Why are all pics from this show crappy? Why pay for crappy quality?
if on the last day, tay stole tj's chip but gave it back and formed an alliance with tj, then told tj to curse shinji while she curses tj behind his back, would she have won?
No because he wouldnt curse shinji.
The curses were the dumbest shit i dont know what they expected to happen but every fish fricked up, tj for losing chips, tay for cursing shinji 4 times in a row and shinji for alternating even tho sams told him tj was in first
Tay didnt frick up, if she hadnt cursed shinji the only thing that wouldve changed was him winning the game. The game was rigged against her from the start. Trish however decided to pull shinji aside and tell him that he shouldnt listen to her previous fortune to target TJ. If she hadn't of done this, Tay may have won even with all the blatant rigging
>Trish however decided to pull shinji aside and tell him that he shouldnt listen to her previous fortune to target TJ.
I don't think this was production's intention moreso Trish trying to cover for TJ, I agree that Production should've seen it and intervened though.
how come nick and sam never talk about how hot trannies are on their podcast?
They have to larp as trad conservatives to their new fanbase
Nick’s too busy making up stories. The kid is just as coddled and middle class as Sam is. His daddy owns a car dealership
At least Nick doesn't pretend to be this self-made working-class struggling artist like failed Nepobabby Sam
Yes he does kek that’s his whole scuffed personality
>Nick doesn't pretend to be this self-made working-class struggling artist
owning a car dealership definately isn't the same level of wealth as sam's dad, sam's family are straight up bluebloods
>I'm not a perfect person
>There's many things I wish I didn't do
hope she got a great, big hug back in TX
she won a lifetime of looking over her shoulder for the /bant/ schizo that went from "i just want to be her friend" to "i want to date her and i think bulimia is hot"
Did he really say that? I haven't been to /bant/, do you have a screenshot?
he did say bulimia is hot. it's really not and you should try to help them out.
qnanon will get with tay
qnanon will appear on season 3
qnanon will win
(You) will seethe
He's only baiting for (You)s at this point, right?
>where it all went wrong
Tay is stepping up her game and finally engaging with us , probably saw Shinji not taking his sweet ass time even though he has more reasons to rest and chill.
Reminder that Josie and Sylvia never interacted in the tank and have never interacted outside of it.
Sylvia tried hanging out with her but Josie ghosted her lol
Josie was reveled to be a Lettycel during the Cell challenge.
List of things Jimmy wants to frick
>Nifty
>trannies
>men (Brian, hoarderman)
>black men (Duany'ay)
>giant centipedes
>furries
>little girls
>little boys
>his sister
List of things that TJ will frick
>his army of female orbiters
>cute blondes
>Taylor
>J-J-JIMMY FRICKS TAYLOR
>SOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE IS GREEN
>Top clips on fishtank.live
>(Female) Fish using the toilet
>Tayleigh's nude clips
>Bex bending over
>Trish's thongs hanging out
Are the fishtank watchers just coomers?
>When your gay dads say they'll bring you to Mcdonalds
First neptunian appearance? Was this on Hyde wars?
Not sure if its his first, it's gotta be early on
grabbed it from here
No it's pretty recent. After the fight I think. Sometime in around 2022. Can't remember. Think it was a PGL episode they did in a car
Pretty sure his first was on HW women stories
Kantbot should’ve taken over mde
Why would you say something like that
Because he’s actually smart and funny unlike jet
Kantbot is cooked, but he also has a kid so it wasn't a complete waste
Yeah he just says shut up now, it’s funny
what happened to kantbot anyway?
He has a wife and a kid and gets mad at people and says “shut up” on Twitter
>Don Jolly was still working for Sam around this time
wild how young Jet looked, he aged quick
the s1 episodes were so bad when they started rolling out everyone including me gave up on them
But I'm rewatching ep 9, and it's actually great
getting me nostalgic for better times, when the show was actually funny
S1 was just boring, man. the novelty carried it. there were consecutive days in S1 where straight up nothing happened.
s1 had so many awesome moments, more downtime sure, but the bits landed, the jokes worked, every big day lived up to the hype.
S2 not a single big day lived up to the hype. There were no memorable moments. It was just a lot of forced bullshit. the whole thing was background noise.
there were plenty of memorable moments in season 2. most of the challenges in season 1 sucked ass. let's not forget the nick caminos shit and other totally aimless, never ending crap
Like nothing happened in the last two weeks of S2 outside of the last 3 days
it absolutely fricked up the remaining people mentally
>Greg, Frank, Chris, Alex Stein, the OF freeloader,
you're fricking delusional
>this
these morons crying about s2 are trying to gaslight themselves into thinking s1 wasnt a total boring trainwreck
S2 should have ended with Charls rambling for 30 minutes until he runs out of breath about how the show sucks and you're a loser for watching it. Then after cutting the feed and inviting all the old fish for a reunion, Sam should have taken them to some place to eat, only to reveal to them the restaurant is actually a part of the game and the real competition begins now.
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Shinji, we can blame TJ, we can blame Sam, we can blame her making out with Frank, we can praise the other contestants' effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Personality, her beat face, you name it, it all stinks. I can't believe we got third place. We couldn't get endorsements. We had less than TJ! Sam not helping out, even though she's his favorite. At least Trish got passed around by the wiggers. I know Josie isn't fuming that secret TJ supporter wanker. We whiffed on both the panty incident and the final challenges. Chips down the drain. Her youth is nowhere to be seen. Don't get me started on Bex. Blimey
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Tayleigh, but MASSIVE effort was desperately needed in the final hours. When I saw her I wasn't very optimistic about her chances of winning. Didn't get $50k like this. What do you think, /tug/? Where is her sex appeal? Do you think she should do ANOTHER nude shower show on her streams? Is she just going to end up as Nifty in ten years time? Should she reach out to TJ? If chudwives are attractive, how come they're so fraudulent? Has the Taytriot era come to an end?? TAY #IN or #OUT?
>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_Dollar_Extreme
https://jlingz.com
https://twitter.com/wigger
https://www.vivastreet.co.in/escort/mumbai
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/gender-dysphoria/
compare
I'm sure Jimmy will post, he's her closest friend in the Tank.
>tj posts no pictures of just him and tay
>posts 2 pictures of just him and shinji
lmao
>tj posts no pictures of just him and tay
um that would be weird and might give the wrong impression, even tay's posts don't have pics of just the two of them only
anyway i haven't seen any photos posted of just the two of them together, its always with other people
lmfao makes it funnier that her last week of the season desperation "villain arc" was probably her own idea and she just started being a c**t to everyone.
I assumed production liked her and told her to do it to help give her a storyline and make the show better.
But it's pretty clear now production was not a fan. Bex liking that tweet about everyone hating her. Biggest sign on the show was Sam's reaction to finding out she stole TJ's chips. He seemed annoyed. She was telling him and bragging thinking Sam would think it was so cool. But he clearly did not. And resented her for it.
Sam was annoyed because TJ was a fricking idiot for losing his chips in the final minute. Not because he disapproved of what Tayleigh did. If anything he applauded her for it when he gave his speech during his elimination.
>annoyed TJ lost his chips
>annoyed Tay stole his chips
these are the same thing. he was annoyed. if he liked tay or thought it was good for the show he wouldn't be annoyed
Of course they hate her. She was playing ball so hard she threatened the whole production by merely being there.
Imagine Fatty denouncing Sam like Jon did just because a bulimic girl got in his nerves or if they had to kick two out of four remaining fish because of a fistfight.
Finally someone else gets it.
The new meta for S3 is to be mean, but not too mean. You have to be like Tayleigh but not as cringe, you have to be like Letty but not as mean. You need to be like how Frank is when he's not in character like when he was talking to TJ as Cameron and not as Frank.
I want a Mr. Beast general so bad
What would you put on your 1 dollar private Island, beastbro? I would put a computer and my mom
This was that gay's MrBeast thread btw. He's been losing his mind for 5 days straight because jannie pruned his Jeffrey Epstein joke
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/195677813/#q195677813
>/bant/ threads are now split to /ftl/ , /ftl2/ and /erm/(josie general)
It should just be /ftl/.
>/erm/ is full of pathetic Josiesimps
>/ftl/ and /ftl2/ are full of Tayleigh/TJ+Taylorsimps
Can't wait til S3 comes along and there's a further schism to accomodate the Gemma/Billiesimps
/ftl2/ is a big mix, tayleigh simps aren’t the majority
>Why'd you do it?
why would you ever frick people over in this show?
it doesn't work, being the nice guy is how you win
yeah thats what im saying, it would have been a nice arc if she turned around and did this
It's production's fault for being unclear with their rules and meddling with shitty narratives.
>Oh, I was told in a shitty group session that the show is going to shit because I'm too friendly and that doesn't make for good TV.
>I'll compete, think about strategy, use underhanded tactics -- all they told us to make content and that.
>What's that? Wholesome arc? But they are still giving us challenges where we must rise above the others and frick with people for points/chips.
>Be a leader? But half the house already hates me and they will pile on me if I back down.
Sam and Jet didn't know what they wanted half the time and Tay had it the worst because she would go along if it meant having a chance at getting 50k.
Season 3 set in Serbia
Summer, described in objectively factual statements:
>is israeli
>is a transexual male called Connor
>has numerous erotic videos online with a very gay looking Black person
>admitted to fricking Black folk and drinking Black person cum
>is a hunchbacked psychotic freak who makes false rape claims
>has a giant alien head and gross israeli facial expressions she hides with big hair, glasses and piercings
summer and Abi both fricked black dudes. Their tight holes got rekt with white BBC sperm. Abi avoided the question on her stream last night.
I'm gonna start a-logging Abi. Not in a Justice For Jimmy way or anything, but she's too smug for a Black person lover. I bet I can put some cracks in her demeanor.
yea she was visibly pissed on stream she was just hiding it
Summer won just by selling bracelets kek
It’s over for dogfricking Jimmy bros
>Makes incel mondotroons seethe just by existing
She's based
jimmys notes being found and him trying to swallow a pepper whole was the most autistic kino i've seen
WHY THE FRICK IS THIS E-CELEB GATVAGE ALLOWED ON Cinemaphile AND WHY DO THESE ARMIES OF PAJEETS SAM HYDE PAYS KEEP FRICKING SPAMMING MY BOARD!!!!
JANNIE DO YOUR FRICKING JOB AND STOP TAKING THE FRICKING MONEY FROM THIS FRAUD!!!
take a chill pill brother.
You got to relax.
Mr Beast raped Marky
>Sam is the fall guy
Deepes lore
Remember
>Good Fishtank criticism
Structured points
Detailed defenses of your favorite fish
Judging the show for what it is
>Bad Fishtank criticism
Jokerposting
Derangedly criticizing other Fish (E.g. Tayleigh)
Weird hang-ups on Sam/The MDE crew in general
Using the word 'Goran'
Memes
swamp jhin
if I didn't see this live, I'd think this pic was AI
abi spoke with a weird accent in her stream or maybe the audio quality was just bad
she was using shitty direct plug in headphones. But yea her accent was weird. I just need more Abi wearing cute outfits.
was her stream any good?
it was just her playing minecraft. comfy. she cute.
it seems like you guys don't understand that part of the magic of fishtank is that its a mess and chaotic, if they planned things out, you guys would start calling them generic
Maybe but they're really shit at thinking shit on the fly that it's not worth it.
It may be fun, but you don't make money out of that. Not a lot of people will be willing to invest in your show if the first things they hear are "mentally challenged college student gets concussed by a man twice his weight", "Recovering bulimic girl relapses to win a prize", "Girl with mental health issues barricades herself with a bunch of prescribed drugs in tow", "Ten chickens inhale paint fumes in a locked house", etc.
Sam is trying to walk away from an edgy image but he can't help but double down and dig his own grave a bit deeper.
The chickens had the best character arc this season
>Brought into the house against their will
>Not coddled (Weren't even allowed to win fishbux or given a bed)
>Shit everywhere to establish dominance
>Shafted out of the final prize
>Go public at the end and get Sam on the news for cruelty to animals
Name a single Fishtanker that had it worse than the chickens
it's like he's trying to throw all his post-idubbbz goodwill away
>Sam is trying to walk away from an edgy image
Well his Mark Cuban tweet ended any hopes for that
New Jimmy photoshoot just dropped
season 1 of fishtank was ok because sam hyde pussied out on torturing them so it was kinda like a reality show. season 2 of bumfights sucked because sam hyde didn't pussy out on torturing them so it was like a punk rock flophouse except the punks got too old for it so it just was sad
they need to up the prize pool from 50,000 to a 100,000 with 50,000 for runner ups and 25,000 for third place
Will they keep the boxing in s3?
Hopefully not
Most content in s2 so probably
I imagine they'll keep the following in some form:
>Boxing
>Beef bell
>Doghouse
>Bar
Fish Tank is an allegory for Sam's various Daddy Issues
If they have to get fans on the show again they're fricked, everybody knows by now that being nice wholesome moron is the only way to play and to never listen to production telling you otherwise
Trish and Frank were more wholesome than Tay and Frank.
Does anybody have the screenshots of Abi wearing her thigh highs?
imagine if Cole runs for politics, wouldn't that be crazy
although i endorsed that frick till the end of the show, he is too autistic for politics, he cant handle face to face confrontation and would be shit at debates, negotiations
kek
cole removing himself from the rest of the fish and being alone in a room walking around and autistically responding to TTS was far more entertaining than all the remaining fish combined. he wasn't even trying. i think he ended up talking to the camera overall more than anybody else. he had main character syndrome for sure but that's a big part of why he was so entertaining and hilarious
New Betty video?
what if he had been a Freeloader
He would make Trish bark like a dog again.
Tjaylor updates??
They’re together basically. Tj will probably go and see her soon or the other way around now that she lost her job
since she lost her job she can be part of TJ's full time harem
who are the members of that harem
Taylor
TJ has a bunch of mentally ill women following him, TJMaxxers
not much, she did a stream late night and sent him a pic of her chat saying hi to him, he told her to say hi from him
REMINDER FISHTANK THREAD RUN
/TV/
Name one reason to watch fishtank at this point beyond sunk cost fallacy
Fomo
I want to argue with you, but you are technically correct, so you win
Okay, other than gooning
Crying woman fetish
smoking fetish
Bald women fetish
Puking fetish
The women are the best part breh
Naivety
its hilarious to see them fricking up
I'm still lurking post-S2 because I need closure. Anything like "We gave Tay extra cash" or "We will stream with Shinji when he's on summer break" coming out of the roided horse's mouth will do.
Now, I won't watch season 3 but I will sage the generals, post the "save your soul" macro and be on the lookout for any controversy that happens.
I'm watching s3 definitely if it's gonna be as crazy as s2. I think Cowboy said they're building a warehouse set with multiple teams and buildings.
Is Josie streaming today?
imagine if half the cast of S3 walks out by the first week because they realized that it wasn't their typical reality tv series and just humiliation porn
that's why they brought mde fans because they knew they would do anything for Sammie including puking, pissing/shitting themselves, cutting hair, etc.
Still, they complain all the time because S2's fish wouldn't "improv" and say "production told me" instead.
You either hire degenerates willing to shit themselves for money or actors willing to keep the kayfabe up, not both. And Letty was an exception because she could go to the basement and unwind for an hour while they gave her a script and suck Taxcin's dick.
Imagine thinking letty was getting scripts and it wasn’t the other way around where she was helping them and giving them ideas (this is literally what they said)
Letty is a bug who eats dust
Unfunny meme also not an argument
She said at the finale she liked her role because the team gave her things to do and she felt she was a part of something.
Letty has a mischievous (Narcissistic, manipulative) nature but she's too lazy to do things on her own; she had an input but things were set in motion with production's approval. Hell, Sam kept praising her as a "good actor" only because she would do things and keep her mouth shut about the man behind the curtain.
>she had an input but things were set in motion with production's approval
They were still set in motion by her an approval cannot be the thing to set things in motion, it’s the thing being approved that’s the catalyst, everything else you said is right though, people really misinterpreted what Sam said at the end
JC was the only fish they got truth casting agency and she walked out the same day summer went home.
She didn't walk out
They had an "elimination" the same day another fish left because theyre moronic
JC left because she was under the impression she was saving cole from going home. This was production's fault, not hers
you dont actually believe this do you? she just used that as an excuse to bail. she was not going to stay in that house any longer. when the opportunity presented it she took it
>Jet, Ben and Josie have to live upstairs for the remaining weeks to milk hateful donos to break even.
kek
doesn't have Sam have connections with other dissident artists? why can't he work with them to bring in more money so that it can be used for prizes, set designs and overall just making the tank actually a viable place to live
Greed. Sam is only willing to divide earnings with drug-addled wiggers that won't ask for anything more that what he offers.
Fish Tank Season 3 Cast
>Onlyusemeblade
>Shoenice
>Sneako
>Burger Andy
>Perry Caravello
>Chicken Lady
>Emma Langevin
>Spice Bear
>Eugenia Cooney
>Pokimane
If you're doing OUMB you gotta include Bjorn
Fish Tank Season 3 Cast
>Nobody
>"Sorry, folks. I'm not losing any more money on this shit"
Let's be honest you talk shit about wiggers but secretly you wish you were on Jet's crew
I like:
>Jet
>Chris Lynch
>Ben
>Cowboy
>Bex
I don't like:
>Sam
>Nick
>Julian
>any of the OG wiggers
I'm indifferent to Charles since he's a legit schizo.
Well yeah because I could do a better fricking job, I have set experience so I know I'd be more useful than Vance or Josie.
If I lived in RI I'd be down to help them out but they're too far from me
I'm from Philly and I'd be down too but Jet seems moronic
I could proly help them out with some of the set builds and/or tech setup I'm on the east coast but they don't really seem to do many meetups and they seem like they want to avoid outside help since they probably have some weird fans.
If you throw a cv their way and look/act professional they'll probably take you seriously
>mde
>being professional
Damn I live in Philly too but even then I wouldn't work with the crew/travel to RI for FishTank... I'm too afraid of the overall globular abyss that is the FishTank fandom, I feel like I'd have a Summer sperg out moment and have to go home.
I think people underestimate the sanity decaying effect Sam Hyde and the wiggers emit. Or maybe it would be the best decision I ever made in my life... Hard to say which.
I never watched S1, what happened during the 3 day blackout? Did it kill the show or slow down its momentum?
People ignore that the true problem behind Fatty's current situation is his tard wrangler that keeps feeding him weed.
If Sam REALLY wanted a redemption arc he should make Chris move into RI alone and make him train alongside him three times a week. One of the wiggers like Jet can handle his Cameo and PR
Chris is beyond saving, everyone’s just waiting for him to die atp
Sam is only taking fatty "under his wing" to spite idubbz, by trying to look like he's actually help him, when in fact he's fricking fatty over harder than idubbz ever did.
i have to wonder if sam was really spiting tay because of what she told him. surely he's not that spiteful, right?
he literally hates his fans
you know if Sam's ex-associates could actually go to Ian and spill out all the terrible shit that Sam did, his career would be over instantly
B... but, he SWORE TO GOD...
I really feel sad for the man, honestly. Seeing him break character several times this season was awful, especially because he needs the help but no one is willing to give it and lose the cash lolcow in the process.
true but idk man seeing Chris freak out when Frank was bullying him still gives me fits
QUIT IT FRANK
For me too, but I'm not talking about his screaming freakouts but the times he said he was dropping his character.
>Sam reassuring him it's all an act after they made Fatty offer Trish a pan with fake shit.
>Chris telling Trish in the gooncave he was tired of the sex pest act and wanted to drop it after the show was finished.
>Chris reflecting on his life after the gooncave panic attack, just to dig his heels in and scheme against Tayleigh for doing it.
Tay telling things like they were to his face may actually help him (even if it came out of spite from someone who was the butt of the joke as much as he was), but I guess it really is too late for him.
as mean as tay was to him, i think it was the realest shit someone has ever told him on camera.
Maybe they could do a biggest loser fishtank with all fat people. Challenges could revolve around feeding them vegetables and shit.
Why is he so terminally unfunny?
I think that’s the same account that said Vance was the most entertaining and best contestant from both seasons
I’m Ben
I'll never understand why SmokeTeam6 vs Taliban hasn't won a Grammy AND an Oscar because its so kino.
Thank you for streaming soldier o7
does Josie give good head?
How do you think their first conversation outside the house went?
Moaning and panting
The two of them look like they’d be awful at sex, one is a virgin while the other is boring.
Lubecooch was standing in the corner waiting for TTS to tell him what to do
TJ should never grow out his hair again. He has the head shape that every baldlet dreams about
He really looks quite handsome with a buzz cut, I am def jealous
Tay's out of tank fashion is fricking awful
And with her now being bald, it’s hilarious
she looks good, what do you think she should dress like?
like she did on the show
Its really just a matter of colors. Both her and taylor only wore black before the show but taylor has shown interest in getting more color in her wardrobe which would be nice. The 70s clothes made most of the girls look better than what they wore outside
Bex really did a good job with her wardrobe, she needs to ask Bex where she got those clothes
>Uhhh ummm so those were some ahhhh 41 days huh? Ummm uhhh we went through a lot together ahhhhh it was like ummm really cool and shit
>Dude are you hitting on me? Like I get it you’re drunk and all but its just really creepy no offense
>Uhhhh dude did you cum inside me? I know I was pushing your asscheeks with my feet while you were cumming but the fact that you didn't try harder to pull out was kinda creepy bro, no offense
Do you think we haven't heard from TJ yet because TTS hasn't told him what to say?
more moronic tj greentexts please
Still think Vance is going to live the best/most normal life in a few years after the show. For that reason, Vance won
Vance cried
He is traumatized for life after witnessing a rape
Hi Vance
Cole, Vance, Josie will all probably have comfy life
>Uhhh ummm uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Dude... Like, I know you haven't busted in like six weeks, but come on. Ten pumps? That's just weird. Yeah I came too, yeah I'm still quivering, but seriously you have to do better. And all this leaking out of me now? That's just too much cum. Fricking weirdo. Pass me a cigarette.
Tay only does blowjob and handjobs, because she's a repressing lesbian.
Tay is against birth control and I assume is against abortion. what a disaster.
Did Tay ever mention how old her mom was she had her? She seems like the perfect poster child for why not to have children past 30
Well we know who are parents are and melinda would have been around 31
Goddamn, Tay got fricked up from the start lol
My mom had me when she was 34
I would give her so many creampies
tay is gonna drop the bombshell on her stream that tj gave some of his winnings for her dad's medical fund
I doubt he would do that, that's not something TTS or Jet would tell him to do.
That would be single most moronic thing TJ has ever done. Don’t Vets get healthcare from VA?
The VA is famously low quality and stingy
She keeps saying her dad got fricked over by them and that's why he has extra medical bills.
>fought in ZOGsnia
he deserves it
ZOGbot
all the fishtank staff got paid today, even greg
get help dude. thats just fricking weird
Based Betty
Post video por favor
We all know she watches interracial. She’s a porn addict
I remember shortly after she left the tank someone asked what porn she watched and she said everything except bbc
Why did Betty make fan art of this man last year?
What did Betty mean by this?
>Dude, think about it, you only knew her for 5 days?
>Ummm uhhh yeah
>I think I saw her flirt with Brian dude, I swear
>Ummm really? Wow
>Yeah I don’t think she’s into you, dude no offense
>Ummm I don’t know Tayleigh
>You should use that money for better things dude, wanna drink?
>Uhhhhh idk
>Come on dude, have one on me
>Uhhh ummm okay sure
Tayleigh bad at manipulating people
She tried to make Greg cry by telling him that killing israelites is awful
And he responded back at her with Mario sound effects
Yeah but we’re talking about TJ here, dudes an airhead himself.
TJ got his thing slimed up by Tayleigh and the room stank afterwards.
How toothy are Tay's blowjobs?
Imagine how moronic their children would be
They’d give birth to the Antichrist