>wiz class. >equips sword

>wiz class
>equips sword

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a bard not a wiz and he is equiping a short sword, legit

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His race is wizard. D&D fricked everything up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure Tolkien didn't create wizards

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and nothing previous said wizards/sorcerers or whathaveyou could not handle a sword.
        It is a D&D trope and an attempt at ~~*game balance*~~.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          weapon restriction is always aids. you can balance the game around damage amounts based on mastery. what was gygax thinking

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Clerics can't use edged weapons because they are not permitted to shed blood.
            >Sure, you bash skulls with a mace!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take a page from TF2, trying to balance everything will just ruin the game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          b-but I'm pretty sure Tolkien didn't create wizards???

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His race is demigod that has to not use magic too much for some reason

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does use magic. His magic is more protection, morale, courage, defensive stuff. When he goes full offense magic, it kills him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His magic is mostly aura morale boosts to party members. He's more of a paladin/bard than he is a wizard.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even a dnd fan but even I know he's multiclassing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything he does is well explained if hes a medium level bard. he has tons of lore skills, identifies items and casts some low level spells. He uses courage buffs all the time on his party and tells stories. Gandalf is a bard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is a bard not a wiz and he is equiping a short sword, legit

        he uses telekinesis, a 5th level wizard spell and Thaumaturgy, a cleric cantrip

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he also equips bethesda's skyrim shout that ragdoll you to the next room.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off. Your dnd nonsense is the reason I can't have my wizards casting spells with swords and other weapons in rpgs.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >manwe: ok guys so you are powerful angels but we are putting you in old man bodies and sending you to help against an evil angel that has no restrictions on his powers. DON'T use any of your powers for good and DON'T give any useful spoilers. make sure you talk in riddles and try not to be too useful ok. but if you want to go evil (looking at you saruman you sly dog) then yeah you can just go apeshit. sound good?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can think of them as diplomats. Their job was giving advice and guidance to the people of middleearth, not fight anyone directly or become rulers or generals over the local people.

      Gandalf only really uses his powers when dealing with other members of his species who stepped out of line themselves (Balrog, Saruman, Sauron using magic). Of course Gandalf clearly bent the rules as far as he could because he had long since been emotionally involved with the fate of the people of middleearth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am tempted to dismantle your argument but lotr was obviously shit writing, which is evident in your defense, I have no motivation to further discuss this garbage.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if lotr is shit writing, then nothing is good writing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Convenient

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go write your books George.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he use them against the Nazgul who were corrupted humans? Or does it not count because it was Saurons magic that corrupted them?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Nazgul are a bit of an edge-case.
          But even against them he doesn't really use magic in the books. On the weathertop he resorts to regular fire made from bonfires. And unlike in the movies he doesn't actually clash against the Witchking because Aragorn shows up before they can duke it out.
          The most he does is add the illusion of riding horses to the elven water magic that drives the nazgul off when the pursue Frodo to Rivendell.

          It's not really clear whether Gandalf is allowed to use magic to defend himself when he gets attacked by magic it directly.

          >the Istari or Wizards appeared in Middle-earth. It was afterwards said that they came out of the Far West and were messengers sent to contest the power of Sauron, and to unite all those who had the will to resist him; but they were forbidden to match his power with power, or to seek to dominate Elves or Men by force and fear.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in lord of the rings you have a limited amount of power and when you put it in things you don't always get it all back. sauron put his power into the ring and saruman spread his power way too thin and it was why he got fricking wrecked by trees and that israelite who backstabbed him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >help these people, be useful
      >but don't be so useful that they start rely on you and only you
      Seems pretty straightforward.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried not playing D&D?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is D&D.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of a spellsword before?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These were smithed in Gondolin, by the high elves. You could not ask for a finer rifle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "FRICK MAGIC, TIME TO GO TACTICAL"

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A nog picked up a lightsaber, anything is possible.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is a battlemage?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did a children's book end up having such a large following among adults (at least adults in the physical age terms)? A far superior tale of heroism for adults was written long before it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was largely unknown until being discovered by boomer hippies with the brains of children. pretty intuitive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ouroboros is great but not better and it was also started while he was a child. its why everyone has such silly names apparently. tolkien wrote as an adult while having spare time in the trenches during a world war

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silly names
        You mean COOL NAMES

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that drawn by ere? i know he has a hardon for Shakespeare but i imagined them looking actually cool

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            AFAIK he drew those as kid. These are the official illustrations for the book (pretty sure they are, at least).

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was an NES dungeon crawler I played as a kid where you were a wizard and you fought goblins with a sword, I cannot remember the name of it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Immortal?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was an NES dungeon crawler I played as a kid where you were a wizard and you fought goblins with a sword, I cannot remember the name of it

        https://i.imgur.com/DiSL4dI.jpg

        >wiz class
        >equips sword

        Oh yeah

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently medieval romance had a big influence on LOTR. Which ones should I read?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the french vulgate cycle is very very tolkienesque and he probably lifted quite a lot from it. especially the lancelot stories. full of magical woods and supernatural creatures and quests to strange lands.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It pissed me off that glamdring doesn't glow in the movies

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wiz class
    >equips gun

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dnd homosexuals should be killed

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a wizard 10 eldritch knight 5 loremaster 5 build

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rogues are bards ruin the game. a rogues "thing" is in having lots of skill points, which mean other classes cant have tons of skill points or be good at being sneaky or else there is no point to being a rogue.

    so a rogues existence means you cant even fricking make a character like conan or aragorn in fricking D&D which was inspired by said characters. even d&d characters themselves can basically never be depicted with a class and always have to multiclass

    the only trve classes are
    >magic user
    >warrior

    everything else is skill/feat/attribute/weapon/armor/playstyle choice

    i have spoken. it is known. do not try to reply to me if you think you can disagree with this in any way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that rogues are a scam, but
      >rogue
      >low armor
      >except when you factor in dodge, then they have the same survivability as the warrior class
      >low damage
      >except when you factor in sneak attack or crits, then they have the same DPS as the warrior class

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        3rd edition was a mistake

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        rogues are just warriors with a different play style. if you dont have good dex and dont take any feats or whatever that helps your armor, youre not going to be a good low armor twink in battle. they have the same damage as a warrior because its the same class. take master feats or and whatnot to get more

        a warrior is a martial class with lots of skill points because they are "street smart" or experienced mercenaries or come out of a fighters school or whatever other background you want them to have. a rouge in this case is just a warrior who choose to wear lighter armor to take advantage of dex or flexibility.

        this way you can have a character like conan who spends so much time thieving and back stabbing that he seems more like a rogue than a barbarian warrior in his stories

        the only thing classes do is restrict people and martial+magic classes should only be prestige classes that you need great attributes to make viable sort of like how a d&d monk/sorcerer multiclass needs good attribute rolls

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf is a spellsword build.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Spellstrike, dude is a magus.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love this art style but ai still fricking lose it when I look closely at how much shit this guy crams into his character’s belts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spellsword is top tier class. Final Fantasy calls them red mages

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spellsword is top tier class. Final Fantasy calls them red mages

      >gandalf the red

      we were robbed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He never played wizard profficient with martial weapons
    Anon you are so gay Milo Yiannopoulos feels like a topdom around you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Milo Yiannopoulos
      Holy 2016 cringe Batman!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a spellsword with a wizard outfit.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its called multiclassing you fricking pleb

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a metaphor for israelites. he controls an army of nonwhites to destroy the west and his uses his israeli powers to corrupt men and dorfs into wanting power and gold

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a fighter/mage/cleric

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me crazy but I actually prefer reading The Hobbit to LOTR. And that Rankin Bass adaptation is pure kino

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is how many thousands of years old and you think he ISN’T playing a Gish?

    I’m all for fun and variety but the fate of the WORLD is on the line man, you gotta go with what works and he knows wizard/fighter is unstoppable.

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