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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOT MYSELF FOIE GRAS

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't even that obese compared to a lot of other fat people, hearts attacks are scary

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is still quite fat, and was 50+ bashing on tons of food and booze all at once. Just don't do that... lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont forget the tons of coke, and seeing how addiction ridden he was i think its safe to assume he smoked like a chimney too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would imagine stress also played a big part

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        stress from what??? he had the role of a lifetime, he's sitting pretty money-wise

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you don't know what it's like to be da bosh, every decision that you make feeds into every other frickin thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks at least 300 pounds

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing 360. Very obese.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he had the heart attack in America he would have survived tbh, far more obese related medical specialists there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't do coke if you're fat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can live being an alkie, having a coke habit or eating like pig. but you can't do all three and live to 60

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're Artie Lange.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a point where it's no longer super relevant "how" obese you are. Your life's in danger regardless.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you american bychance?
      gandolfini was as tall as me and weighed like 80 kilo more and im not a beanpole, this guy was fat af, only just because he didnt use a mobility scooter yet didnt mean he didnt have a problem.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1,84
        Woah he was quite tall for an italian boomer. I always imagined him and his pals to be all manlets.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think thats true for the rest of the cast, most of them were less tall.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was pretty damn fat by the end of sopranos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he was forced to gain weight by david chase

        chase killed him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah Jamal Ginsburg punched his lights out

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because some butterhuffers are worse doesnt mean he wasnt fat. Youre a victim of obesity normalization if you think his physique wasnt alarming.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude loved drugs - i had a friend who worked on a few episodes of the final season of the sopranos and there was more than one occassion where he wouldn't show up to set, like at all. They would have to cancel an entire day of shooting (who outside of having an astronomical cost does disastrous things to a filming schedule) because they would find out that he was at a casino or completely fricked on substances

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quite parallel to his plot line at the end.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was fricking huge and he was constantly pigging out.
      You can be overweight but if you're constantly drinking and doing drugs on top of eating all the time your liver and heart will eventually give out, which his did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm young and fit and still feel my heart clench when I have indulge in a plate of cured meats. imagine this guy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not that fit if your heart is that weak anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You probably have a heart condition.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should go to the dr bro, it's just a plate of cured meat not a triathlon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lemme guess, vaxxed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vaxx status?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He wasn't even that obese

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He wasn't even that obese

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how fat are you dude

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      #BobMob

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you be MORE american?!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      American moment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not knowing that he was murdered in Italy for pretending to be Italian disrespectfully on TV.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, he's actually pretty small compared to the average American, I'd say?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FROM THE STRANGEST DREAM

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look that much different than when he was on the show. Has he made anything new lately?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope I'm dead by 50.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is you are already dead. Right now you are reliving your best memories in dream-like sequences, yeah I know disappointing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. (I'm 48 and a half).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think 60's a better target. You can still have plenty of good times in your 50s if you take care of yourself. All downhill after that THOUGH.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. 49 old man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think 60's a better target. You can still have plenty of good times in your 50s if you take care of yourself. All downhill after that THOUGH.

      The moment I require some kind of external help to do a basic function (be it a wheelchair or a catheter) is the moment I am putting a bullet through my skull. Could be this week if I get into some horrible accident or when I'm in my 70s. I just don't want to live like that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. (I'm 48 and a half).

      [...]
      The moment I require some kind of external help to do a basic function (be it a wheelchair or a catheter) is the moment I am putting a bullet through my skull. Could be this week if I get into some horrible accident or when I'm in my 70s. I just don't want to live like that.

      lmao-ing @ you all because the nursing home is filled to the rafters with people who had exactly your attitude

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't incel loners with nothing to lose and no one to grieve for them, THOUGH.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...your point?

        I wish I looked like a rugged strongfat badass if I stopped caring about myself. Instead I look like a skinnyfat homosexual mouth breather.

        samesies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >...your point?
          NTA but it's a pointed critique of how ppl delay living life in favor of instant gratification - putting a arbitrary time limit on your life isn't an embrace of life, it's an embrace of hedonism.
          you're basically saying you have anxiety about not living up to your potential BUT you choose to do nothing about it and instead say "oh i'm gonna die relatively young".
          Instead what happens is you never do anything and you end up in exactly the same position as everyone else who doesn't accomplish anything.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOT MYSELF A TUB

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ that looks good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frickkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cadbury
      >supporting a israelite owned buisness
      its only local and obscure super unhealthy ice cream tub brands for me

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I looked like a rugged strongfat badass if I stopped caring about myself. Instead I look like a skinnyfat homosexual mouth breather.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "happy as could be look out my window what did I see !!!"

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FEELIN' ROUND FOR MY SHOES

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what too much gabagool does to mf

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At 38, season one Sopranos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was 38 back then? I swear to god, he always looked like mid forties

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        when i first watched sopranos my age was closer to AJ, the next time it was closer to chris and now im older than tony.
        really makes you think.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean AJ in the last season and Tony in the first?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats because being fat ages you horribly.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YABA DABA DOO

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should I have for breakfast

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carmela's zuccini in the fridge

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always think this is Big Harv from the thumbnail

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WOKE UP THIS MORNIN'
    >actually ends up dying in his sleep IRL
    bravo

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >James Gandolfini washed down two orders of fried king prawns and a “large portion” of foie gras with at least eight alcoholic drinks just hours before he collapsed in his Rome hotel room.
    >The former Sopranos star drank four shots of rum, two pina coladas and two beers at dinner with his son Michael on Wednesday evening, the New York Post quotes a hotel source as saying.
    I want to try that meal one day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This rivals some of the best final meals requested by those facing execution.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check his folds. he might be wen a whya

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he died doing what he loved

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read somewhere that being Tony in the Sopranos really took it out of him. He took the role very seriously.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >With the sundown, shining in!

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HAD MYSELF A HEART ATTACK

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the entire family killed or just Tony?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he died because he was a chronic cocaine user, you cant be that fat and use cocaine like that.

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