Wolverine

>I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice.
What exactly does he do, anons?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be the X-men's anchor to casual audiences who can't keep up with the series' cripplingly heavy continuity?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Violently disemboweling people

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always think about Logan whenever Joss Whedon is mentioned.
    >One of the things I like about the X-Men is they're not killing people. I miss the idea of... heroes who stop that kind of thing from happening. Here's why I'm not running Marvel: If I was, I would kill the Punisher. I don't believe in what he does. The Punisher just shoots up places. And if you're telling me he's never hit an innocent, then I'm telling you, that's fascist crap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he really fricking say that? Lmaooooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wolverine was not exactly liked by his team mates because of his penchant for killing
      cyclops was willing to zap wolverine during secret wars to keep him from killing anyone there

      it wasnt until the people who grew up reading wolverine and seeing him slapped on every cover were now the ones writing him that wolverine became a beloved member of the team in-universe, because god forbid anyone ever criticize wolverine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because god forbid anyone ever criticize wolverine
        Well anon, what criticism would you give Wolverine?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cyclops was willing to zap wolverine during secret wars to keep him from killing anyone there
        It is kind of funny thinking of Cyclops as the team's designated tard wrangler for the angry sperg with too big of a knife collection.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cyclops is the X-Men's Captain America

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, Cap had contentious relationships with people on his team from time to time, but I don't think he ever had to rein anyone in from murdering people the way Cyclops did for Wolverine. It's like having Jason Vorhees on your team and making sure that the shock collar worked before he goes off to try to butcher some teens, way too much trouble to deal with for very little benefit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he really fricking say that? Lmaooooo

      If Joss did say that that's another on my list for why I don't like that fricking buffoon.
      You could use that to explore some deep and nuanced and interesting stories. The fallout of vigilante acts, the responsibility of inadvertently taking a life, how much must the means cost before it stops justifying the ends? How does Punisher rationalize it to himself? Does he face consequences for it? Does it make him and his philosophy regress, or evolve? Can he be forgiven for doing it? Should he be forgiven for it? Can he forgive himself? Should he even forgive himself?

      But if course, Marvel is run by hacks with no ounce of storytelling capability, who are enslaved to the perpetual sliding time scale machine. Everything must change, before it loops back to status quo, over and over, forever and forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, yes. We get it. You hate the status quo. Do you want a medal for posting this diatribe every week?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based Joss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, yes. We get it. You hate the status quo. Do you want a medal for posting this diatribe every week?

        Hello Joss. Tell me, did you molest Dawn's actress on the set of BTVS?
        Do you feel Frank would kill you, Joss? Is that why you hate him?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cutting off peoples foreskin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Logan is Canadian not an American christian or israelite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe he is actually israeli.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well according to Cinemaphile everyone is israeli so you might be right.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally cuts people up, letting their guts fall over the place like a LiveLeak execution. But also having the same thing done to him. That's what he does.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would a solo Wolverine show where it has Invincibleesque 'gore' work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes homie. That’s what I’m hoping the Insomniac game will be.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After the shit show of Spider-Man 2, I wouldn't expect much

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he runs the best damn barbecue restaurant this side of memphis. he also like to slice the meat with his claws, and nobody seems to like that

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC Wolverine was despised by the X-Men members because he was a killer maniac of a mutant and the optics of keeping him around is not pretty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then they all became killer maniacs, so what niche does he really occupy at this point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be the X-men's anchor to casual audiences who can't keep up with the series' cripplingly heavy continuity?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very much so, storm and nightcrawler are horrified by him casually stabbing some goons
      and as mentioned above, cyclops was willing to hit him with an optic blast if he tried to kill anyone

      Then they all became killer maniacs, so what niche does he really occupy at this point?

      wolverine publicity
      he sells comics

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops' butthole.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squirrel Girl's butthole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw someone post a panel on here once of Emma Frost being inside Logan's head and in this one part were various women he's apparently slept with or.. fantasized about?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and Squirrel Girl was in it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jean Grey's butthole

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Storm's butthole

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mentor impressionable young women so they turn to superheroics instead of the streets.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerks off pigs at the pig farm for summer beer money

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Logan have any issue with Nuke

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