>woman is giving you her undivided attention to the point where she's obsessed with you
Wow bro that's crazy that would totally terrify me
>woman is giving you her undivided attention to the point where she's obsessed with you
>woman is giving you her undivided attention to the point where she's obsessed with you
Wow bro that's crazy that would totally terrify me
>that hambeast is who's obsessed with you
>doesn't understand why that would actually suck
If you don't know this feel or even feel bittersweet about it you're probably a pajeet.
interactive with fat women is an absolute chore, it's almost impossible to hide my disdain and disgust
I wouldn't complain at all if a hambeast was that crazy about me.
stop being so desperate and get some self respect
I'm just being realistic about who's in my league or not.
if my only options were fat women and jacking off i'd pick the latter
Did you even watch the show? He leads her on for ages and then tells her to basically frick off and tried to get her arrested, if a woman did that to a man theyd probably lose their life
you mean he friendzoned her?
Uh nobody owes you sex sweety
My understanding is wasn’t he like 20 when they first met still impressionable
you are not entitled to friendship/relationship/sex from men. do better, women.
yes its worse than terrifying
its all the worst things about being in a relationship (which there are many) and NONE of the pros
If you look at that thing and see a woman, your life is already over.
If a landwhale of that size tried even talking to me, I wouldn't even acknowledge her. I'd probably shuffle away from her smell zone
I thought the show was written by Josh Gad about his life and couldn't figure out why he was complaining about another fatty. Turns out it's by some Scottish guy.
It's written by the lead actor
>gets buttfricked
>dates a troony
damn dude sodomy is so evil
Would.
GOOD MOOOORNING SAR
I’m white british you arsehole
Ok fine, so you're a British man with a horrid taste in women
Stop trying to be British online you bloody bloke
she'll be dead soon anyway
top right could have been cute if she didn't double down on being a fat tub of shit
The professor of "fat studies"?
>literal professor of fat studies, decides being fat isn't bad for you
she had one job
>fat studies
>don't prosecute your rapist
>don't prosecute your stalker
Yet you still want to play the victim. Typical
He prosecuted the stalker. The rapist offered him a job and he accepted it I thought
FAT
I had a female stalker once, and it's no joke.
>be me
>work the door at a club
>meet cute Asian girl
>frick her shortly thereafter
>she starts showing up to my work almost every night
>tell her I need some space
>she doesn't care
>she continues showing up at my work, and also at every concert I played (I was in a band at the time)
>she stops bothering me at work, and starts waiting by my car till my shifts end
>tell her I don't wanna see her anymore
>she doesn't show any emotion, just stares blankly at me, then leaves
>next day, she's waiting by my car again
>she has a knife
>thought she was gonna try to stab me, so I try to grab it
>she starts cutting herself
>smack the knife out of her hands
>hold her as she's crying
>tell her I've finally accepted the fact that I'm gay (I'm not)
>never see her again
Moral of the story: if you have a stalker, just tell them you're gay
>"Boohoo, I fricked a girl and she wanted a serious relationship."
You sound like a homosexual.
This is one of those things you just have to experience to understand.
If I had heard a story like this before going through it, I probably would've thought the guy was an idiot for not wanting to be in a relationship with the girl. But trust me, it's not pleasant when someone is pathologically obsessed with you.
>it s-shouldn’t have been HIM, it should have been ME
>why couldn’t I have a psychotic aspie stalk me, threaten me with a knife and then attempt to traumatize me by committing suicide right in front of me
>she’d be just like my heckin based anime yandere girls xd
Suck start a shotgun you soulless simp
>Moral of the story: if you have a stalker, just tell them you're gay
I had a girl who I stupidly took back to my place and she would randomly show up there to make sure I was at work and not just saying I was to avoid her. She had a boyfriend going to school out of state and was obsessed with me because I treated her like shit while other guys treated her "like a queen". She eventually chilled out but I've told other girls who tried to talk to me on campus that I was a gay and they left me alone after that.
>tell her I’m gay
>she transitions and is now a ftm
>continues stalking me and sending pictures of her lump
Wat do brehs?
>Sorry, I've discovered Jesus and are now trying to find a wife. Good luck.
Why did the main character look like a crack user?
Because he spent his early 20s accepting drugs and fame from some producer in exchange for sexual favors.
Hes an attention prostitute junkie.
She's fat, ugly, mentally ill, perverted, and has a long criminal record
>the part where he googles her
Now imagine if that wasn't possible because she was a troon and google hid her "dead name" as they have with tons of other criminal trannies. Imagine kiwifarms didn't archive their behavior
I always hated the attention I got from fat chicks. They all act with the same annoying personality, they're all grossly overweight rather than being that sexy sorta BBW.
Somethings so repulsive about a fat woman who knows she's fat and doesn't care it feels very wrong
Fat women are disgusting, I'd rather be a virgin than frick a fatty.
>statistically speaking, there are dozens of fat people reading this thread at this very moment
I’m beyond disturbed. Hit the gym and stop guzzling down fried food it’s not that hard
This.
You don't get that fat and stay that fat out of nowhere. It requires thousands of calories.
They're constantly eating. Constantly.
it's scary if they're fat and you're not in to them
>fat as frick
>no breasts
a fate worse than death