It depends. With some characters, women want to see that character guck another guy in that story. With other characters, they want the guy to frick them.
some of them are written by the weak-willed and uncreative and give spot some form of wiener
these are the ones that will die in the coming apocalypse due to their inferior genes
>he thinks mentally feeble women don't reproduce
You realize it's mostly thr weak women that reproduced? If a tribe were attacked and conquered by another, the strong virtuous woman would avenge her husband and die in the process. The weak woman is the one that survived, hence why women will easily abandon their husbands over trivialities and why they recover so quickly from the death of "the love of their life" so often
11 months ago
Anonymous
>writing fanfiction in the thread about fanfiction
fitting
homie we're not going back to tribal times we're gonna be dealing with a whole different flavor of shit
11 months ago
Anonymous
You're deluded if you think weak women arent reproducing, you should know men aren't picky. Plenty of manprostitutes will drop their seed in spoiled soil. The only woman who doesn't reproduce is one who doesn't want to.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you're not understanding homie. shit is gonna happen and you're not ready for it
imagine harder
the man can put any part of himself (or you) anywhere he wants
things could potentially go so far as to be incomprehensible to human minds, and that has to count for something
>omniversal being >fingers you in every dimension simultaneously >opens up micro portals in your brain connecting every version of yourself together to experience it all at the same time >get driven to madness by the eldrich finger bang
OP has seemingly never known the hellish pit that is Fanfiction.net. Theres more masochistic rape porn written by women in Fanfiction.net than theres rape porn in all of Sadpanda and Pixiv combined.
My most popular story on AO3 is about (You) getting raped by a futa goblin who then fricks you in front of your wife, before fricking your wife and passing you off to the rest of her futa goblin troupe
[...]
What are you going to do? Compete with a fictional guy that doesn't exist?
I mean I have no superpowers so Miguel could beat the shit out of me, any scrawny Spider-Person could even the cripple, but I can try on all other fields.
I went on there, selected smut, selected exclude male/male, more than half gone and when you look up the top character, it's original female characeter.
Fanfiction is predominantly female, if you're seeing pedo and beasty porn, it's because it's what you're looking for.
>sex fantasies
Lol. This is not like porn. These are entire relationship fantasies. Some of them are over 30k words with multiple chapters, one shots, spin offs, etc., and completely plan out how relationship and eventual marriage, death, etc., plays out. They have relationships problems, personalities, children. It's not all porn; not just something you read and get over with when you are horny, which honestly makes it way fricking worse.
>This is not like porn. These are entire relationship fantasies.
Basically porn for women. Huge industry too, women spend a lot of money on romance stuff like this.
Miguel is in a really weird niche where he’s the most sexually attractive character to women in a movie, BUT, there’s no one to ship him with. Usually they’d pair him with the major women character, but Gwen is trash and bland and barely interacts with him. They’d usually ship him with a guy they self insert as (Miles) but Miles is also bland and has other ships. So Miguel is in a very unique niche where straight women want him, and rather then settle for the other characters who don’t have room creatively, they make their own pron, which is surprisingly rare nowadays because over the years women have been writing more gay porn as it became more mainstream
>sex fantasies
Lol. This is not like porn. These are entire relationship fantasies. Some of them are over 30k words with multiple chapters, one shots, spin offs, etc., and completely plan out how relationship and eventual marriage, death, etc., plays out. They have relationships problems, personalities, children. It's not all porn; not just something you read and get over with when you are horny, which honestly makes it way fricking worse.
That's normal. Every fandom gets stuff like that. I don't see what's supposed to be so shocking about any of this.
>fictional character
For anyone who mildly resembles them.
Oh, now that's interesting and new. I thought you were just grossed out by the concept of romantic fanfiction, I didn't realize you actually got insecure about it.
>an entire shoe >a bar of soap >a wine bottle (broken) >a wine bottle (whole) >car keys >a jar
those sort of medical articles are always a trip to read through
Maybe curiosity about what women feel? If a woman had to shove something inside themselves the first hole choice would probably be the one made specifically to have stuff inserted into it
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not to mention men probably just don't fricking know what to do. Clitoris jokes might be old but they keep going for a reason- men don't get much sex ed.
As a woman was expected to please her husband, she at least got a basic explanation on what to do by her mother, aunt or grandmother, and this probably kept going in through the years.
Men, on the other side, have all their sex ed being what they get in school (if there even is any) and whatever dumb shit they hear as rumours from their friends.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not so sure about that. clitoris stimulation is not as intuitive as rubbing your dick at night, if a naive girl were to jerk off she would probably go for veganal penetration first.
not to mention in the old days it was normal for men to lose their virginity in brothels before getting married, not ideal for sex education but surely more than what women got (word of mouth in the best case scenario)
11 months ago
Anonymous
Holy shit. How many women and trannies are in this board?
Maybe curiosity about what women feel? If a woman had to shove something inside themselves the first hole choice would probably be the one made specifically to have stuff inserted into it
Men have a prostate and women don't, I'd think it would be obvious.
Sexual ignorance, thats it. Supposedly the prostate feels amazing to play with but for many of us is something unthinkable because that automatically makes you a homosexual.
And the communities online where you can actually talk about prostate stimulation are the fricking worst, if you show interest in finding your p-spot then you are either a cissy princess who wants a thousand bbc up your ass or a subhuman who let his girl pegs you because you dont have a dick big enough to give her pleasure... and wants to watch her ride a thousand BBCs.
If vodka enemas are anything to go by that sounds like a poison risk.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Elaborate
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you ate a bar of soap you'd get the shits and/or vomit for sure. Some degenerates get drunk by putting vodka up their buttholes, where it's absorbed more quickly and can't be vomited up; people have died that way. So dissolving a whole bar of soap in your colon sound likely to make you sick.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Your body absorbs whatever you put in your ass much faster than normal digestion. Butt chugging was a popular fad but a lot of people got alcohol poisoning from it. Soap isn't particularly dangerous but it'll still make you sick if you ingest too much
Huh, I assumed the soap bar was still sticking out, at least partially. Why would you put it as deep as you can anyway? For what I've read the prostate isnt that far deep.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>soap gets wet and slippery >slides too far in and your butthole closes, trapping it
11 months ago
Anonymous
Same thing as all these ER cases: your butthole will draw in foreign objects and close over them like dark still waters at night.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>how is losing stuff up your ass real ahah homie just pull it out of your ass ahahah like homie close your buttcheeks i joke but i can't help but wonder the same thing when i read stuff like this
11 months ago
Anonymous
Your body absorbs whatever you put in your ass much faster than normal digestion. Butt chugging was a popular fad but a lot of people got alcohol poisoning from it. Soap isn't particularly dangerous but it'll still make you sick if you ingest too much
A guy showed up with a bar of soap in his ass at the local hospital. He claimed he was just showering, dropped the soap and fell ass-first on it. That's what they always say, BTW. Fell on it. So they extract the soap from this dude's ass and ask him if he always washes with the plastic wrapping still on the soap.
One of those doctors also had to extract a rotting eggplant from a middle-aged woman's vegana, once. He's a world class pediatric surgeon now, so he doesn't do that anymore.
>go to QQ >99% of it is men writing about themselves fricking their waifus >go to Ao3 >the same but husbandos for women
I am still not seeing what is strange about this. Miguel is tall, muscular and aggressive, what is so bizarre about people having fantasies about getting railed by him.
Men do the same.
Shit, men romanticize *male* psychopath. Look the ULTRAKILL fandom, everyone wants to frick that robot and it spends 99.99% of its game murdering things in increasingly gory ways
Yes, and they get mocked. They don't get a pass like these degenerates.
I'm pretty sure these women do so anonymously, behind an Ao3/FF.net name, because they will also be mocked if it comes out that they write porn.
But what "judgement" do those anonynmous men get.
Snide comments? Haven't seen any. Mockery? Haven't seen any. If you go to the thread or story of a porn writer and try to complain about porn being there YOU get mocked, not him.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What he's not telling you is that it's on Reddit and Twitter, where he's from.
>I'm pretty sure these women do so anonymously, behind an Ao3/FF.net name, because they will also be mocked if it comes out that they write porn
Smut is sold on every bookstore, and the authors sometimes get awards for it.
Women want dominant, competent men. Violent criminals exert their will over other men, and could protect her with his violence. Women's hubris prevents them from applying that logic to themselves
>sex fantasies
Lol. This is not like porn. These are entire relationship fantasies. Some of them are over 30k words with multiple chapters, one shots, spin offs, etc., and completely plan out how relationship and eventual marriage, death, etc., plays out. They have relationships problems, personalities, children. It's not all porn; not just something you read and get over with when you are horny, which honestly makes it way fricking worse.
It's not that he's dangerous, which he is. It's a combination of how he looks and his past, which is a surprisingly ugly one that will hit the I Can Fix Em button.
>in her thirties >unironically types "gurl"
What in Christ's name is wrong with millennials? Holy fricking shit. There is a giant time bomb counting down to a massive collective mid-life crisis and Gen Alpha is completely fricked because of their parents being the ones to collectively have it.
Not to mention there's millions of fics on Ao3. Meta is a megacompany paying hordes of thirdworlders to read all day and night and they still have issues moderating illegal content away. What the frick is Ao3 going to do?
>ban pedo tag >pedos simply stop tagging content >can no longer ban pedo content >you can also no longer filter it out like normal
That entire website is held up by tagging culture, you know.
>See character pairing where one of them is known to be underaged >exclude character pairing
moron.
11 months ago
Anonymous
So in the end you're changing nothing. The content will still be there, you'll just have to exclude it in a more complicated way where a bunch of ships will have to be selected instead of simply clicking >exclude >underage
moron.
>Women writing self-insert smut porn
when do they not?
It depends. With some characters, women want to see that character guck another guy in that story. With other characters, they want the guy to frick them.
/spiced/
first day on the internet?
there's some for the spot, too
...I'm struggling to imagine what the sex would be like
some of them are written by the weak-willed and uncreative and give spot some form of wiener
these are the ones that will die in the coming apocalypse due to their inferior genes
>he thinks women won't pass their genes on because they're weak.
weak physicality and weak mentality are two different things
a lot of people on this planet don't have the fortitude
>he thinks mentally feeble women don't reproduce
You realize it's mostly thr weak women that reproduced? If a tribe were attacked and conquered by another, the strong virtuous woman would avenge her husband and die in the process. The weak woman is the one that survived, hence why women will easily abandon their husbands over trivialities and why they recover so quickly from the death of "the love of their life" so often
>writing fanfiction in the thread about fanfiction
fitting
homie we're not going back to tribal times we're gonna be dealing with a whole different flavor of shit
You're deluded if you think weak women arent reproducing, you should know men aren't picky. Plenty of manprostitutes will drop their seed in spoiled soil. The only woman who doesn't reproduce is one who doesn't want to.
you're not understanding homie. shit is gonna happen and you're not ready for it
I wonder if his holes are erogenous?
While he's in a different room most likely
imagine harder
the man can put any part of himself (or you) anywhere he wants
things could potentially go so far as to be incomprehensible to human minds, and that has to count for something
>omniversal being
>fingers you in every dimension simultaneously
>opens up micro portals in your brain connecting every version of yourself together to experience it all at the same time
>get driven to madness by the eldrich finger bang
now you're thinking with portals
For some reason I imagine Spot appeals to the kind of woman who likes the Eltingville boys.
Maybe he eats you out and chokes you out at the same time.
OP has seemingly never known the hellish pit that is Fanfiction.net. Theres more masochistic rape porn written by women in Fanfiction.net than theres rape porn in all of Sadpanda and Pixiv combined.
>he doesn't know about ao3
Ao3 is 90% dudes from Cinemaphile writing pedophilia and bestiality porn.
[citation needed]
The most popular fics on ao3 are yaoi longform smut fics. m/m dwarves both f/m and f/f too on the site, iirc.
My most popular story on AO3 is about (You) getting raped by a futa goblin who then fricks you in front of your wife, before fricking your wife and passing you off to the rest of her futa goblin troupe
cmon man give me pass me that sauce
I can't post AO3 links here, but the story's called Gob Job
ao3 links are filtered here? Lame.
There's only one story called Gob Job, I think you can find it. I believe in you
Good.
Good.
Good. How do you think they met?
I mean I have no superpowers so Miguel could beat the shit out of me, any scrawny Spider-Person could even the cripple, but I can try on all other fields.
He's not real, he will never be real, why do you care about winning against a being made of fantasy?
I went on there, selected smut, selected exclude male/male, more than half gone and when you look up the top character, it's original female characeter.
Fanfiction is predominantly female, if you're seeing pedo and beasty porn, it's because it's what you're looking for.
Fanfiction.net actually banned self-insert shit. Would be based if the site weren't an archaic rotting corpse and basically unusable.
Yes, woman can get horny, they just don't want to be horny for you
it's reylo all over again.
>noo don't go with the black dude, go for the I can change him brooding type who towers over you
God dammit miggy
Fanfiction girls are the only based women on the earth.
see
See what?
Yeah, married people have sex fantasies as well.
>sex fantasies
Lol. This is not like porn. These are entire relationship fantasies. Some of them are over 30k words with multiple chapters, one shots, spin offs, etc., and completely plan out how relationship and eventual marriage, death, etc., plays out. They have relationships problems, personalities, children. It's not all porn; not just something you read and get over with when you are horny, which honestly makes it way fricking worse.
Scared your non existent girlfriend will leave you for a fictional character?
>fictional character
For anyone who mildly resembles them.
>This is not like porn. These are entire relationship fantasies.
Basically porn for women. Huge industry too, women spend a lot of money on romance stuff like this.
>woman on Delta force
Can't wait for the mitary to be an even bigger joke
Are you new to the concept of romance novella?
Based autistic women. You have earned the right to not owe me sex.
what are you on about, lmao
>guys I caught my wife reading a romance novel, it's fricking over...
breasts. NOW!
What’s the female version of this?
> girls I caught him watching K-on, it’s over…
You're unironically right but everybody has already been primed to be cuckolds so it's no use warning them.
Soon they'll self insert AS Miguel
>coño
... so... maybe this girl has a point about fanfic
>Miguel meets his rule 63 self is wholely uninterested
>Rule 63 self wants to frick the everloving shit out of him
Frick I'd be down for it
imagine their kids, theyd be spider nephilim
>Dios mio
>*Le hace un edit de cumpleaños*
I'm sorry, women. Now I understand
>Anon discovers white women
None of this shit is new, fren.
Wow, this mass reply contributes a lot to the thread. I sure am glad I read such a great post!
Miguel is in a really weird niche where he’s the most sexually attractive character to women in a movie, BUT, there’s no one to ship him with. Usually they’d pair him with the major women character, but Gwen is trash and bland and barely interacts with him. They’d usually ship him with a guy they self insert as (Miles) but Miles is also bland and has other ships. So Miguel is in a very unique niche where straight women want him, and rather then settle for the other characters who don’t have room creatively, they make their own pron, which is surprisingly rare nowadays because over the years women have been writing more gay porn as it became more mainstream
That's normal. Every fandom gets stuff like that. I don't see what's supposed to be so shocking about any of this.
Oh, now that's interesting and new. I thought you were just grossed out by the concept of romantic fanfiction, I didn't realize you actually got insecure about it.
He comes from Reddit and Twitter, where men get shamed for being horny unless they are gay.
You say that like dudes haven't written self-insert porn to have them be with their waifus.
Those are rightfully socially ostracised incels that women are disgusted by. These are married women, and this is considered completely normal.
That's just pure sex without feelings. Not comparable.
>horny
Not the point.
Maybe if they were satisfied by their sex lives they wouldn't be writing it. just food for thought
Don't think that's how it works people are just horny for a fantasy
You’re moronic, stop being moronic.
>t. woman
Is it at least good self insert fanfic?
Miguel is daddy.
I could slap the shit out of you if you want.
Same as guys writing themselves fricking the crazy out of Harley queen. We live in the gold age of porn until the arrival of sex bots.
>ITT: anons discover women do also self insert and can be horny too
We've known since deviantart.
It's still weird and fun to laugh at though
men do not self insert
good one son
>he doesn't know how many men present to the ER with things in their butts
Men self insert more than women do
>an entire shoe
>a bar of soap
>a wine bottle (broken)
>a wine bottle (whole)
>car keys
>a jar
those sort of medical articles are always a trip to read through
>88 year old french man had to get a WWI artillery shell removed from his ass
>hospital had to call the bomb squad
>the ratio goes from 28:1 to 37:1 with men putting more shit up their ass
>first registered case on the 16th century
why are people like this?
Maybe curiosity about what women feel? If a woman had to shove something inside themselves the first hole choice would probably be the one made specifically to have stuff inserted into it
Not to mention men probably just don't fricking know what to do. Clitoris jokes might be old but they keep going for a reason- men don't get much sex ed.
As a woman was expected to please her husband, she at least got a basic explanation on what to do by her mother, aunt or grandmother, and this probably kept going in through the years.
Men, on the other side, have all their sex ed being what they get in school (if there even is any) and whatever dumb shit they hear as rumours from their friends.
Not so sure about that. clitoris stimulation is not as intuitive as rubbing your dick at night, if a naive girl were to jerk off she would probably go for veganal penetration first.
not to mention in the old days it was normal for men to lose their virginity in brothels before getting married, not ideal for sex education but surely more than what women got (word of mouth in the best case scenario)
Holy shit. How many women and trannies are in this board?
Men have a prostate and women don't, I'd think it would be obvious.
Sexual ignorance, thats it. Supposedly the prostate feels amazing to play with but for many of us is something unthinkable because that automatically makes you a homosexual.
And the communities online where you can actually talk about prostate stimulation are the fricking worst, if you show interest in finding your p-spot then you are either a cissy princess who wants a thousand bbc up your ass or a subhuman who let his girl pegs you because you dont have a dick big enough to give her pleasure... and wants to watch her ride a thousand BBCs.
>a bar of soap
I would douse my ass with hot water until it wasnt a problem anymore rather than going to ER tbh.
If vodka enemas are anything to go by that sounds like a poison risk.
Elaborate
If you ate a bar of soap you'd get the shits and/or vomit for sure. Some degenerates get drunk by putting vodka up their buttholes, where it's absorbed more quickly and can't be vomited up; people have died that way. So dissolving a whole bar of soap in your colon sound likely to make you sick.
Huh, I assumed the soap bar was still sticking out, at least partially. Why would you put it as deep as you can anyway? For what I've read the prostate isnt that far deep.
>soap gets wet and slippery
>slides too far in and your butthole closes, trapping it
Same thing as all these ER cases: your butthole will draw in foreign objects and close over them like dark still waters at night.
>how is losing stuff up your ass real ahah homie just pull it out of your ass ahahah like homie close your buttcheeks
i joke but i can't help but wonder the same thing when i read stuff like this
Your body absorbs whatever you put in your ass much faster than normal digestion. Butt chugging was a popular fad but a lot of people got alcohol poisoning from it. Soap isn't particularly dangerous but it'll still make you sick if you ingest too much
A guy showed up with a bar of soap in his ass at the local hospital. He claimed he was just showering, dropped the soap and fell ass-first on it. That's what they always say, BTW. Fell on it. So they extract the soap from this dude's ass and ask him if he always washes with the plastic wrapping still on the soap.
One of those doctors also had to extract a rotting eggplant from a middle-aged woman's vegana, once. He's a world class pediatric surgeon now, so he doesn't do that anymore.
>homos
You mean the mentally ill do things the mentally ill do? In gobsmacked.
Nah, men make the generic "Anon" character who's a big fricking loser, making him the perfect template for 90% of men on this site.
I only self insert as the Chad
>deku
>Isekai
>bendis
>dob
>gravity falls
umm
You're right, that's why F/SN and Sword Art Online were such humongous flops
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cut the crap.
Most moronic post of the year
I’ll take Isekai for 500, Amy.
bro youre on the self insert board
Anon you moron you're on the fricking Green text site
Tell that to Jaune Arc
>go to QQ
>99% of it is men writing about themselves fricking their waifus
>go to Ao3
>the same but husbandos for women
I am still not seeing what is strange about this. Miguel is tall, muscular and aggressive, what is so bizarre about people having fantasies about getting railed by him.
Men do the same.
>fetishizing hyper violence
That's why
It's a drawing
So is guro, but it's rightfully ridiculed for being repulsive and fricked
are you implying men dont also romanticize complete nutcase girls, even real ones?
Yes, and they get mocked. They don't get a pass like these degenerates.
>bbubbbut women dont get as criticized as men
and who cares? they are still mocked at the end of the day
As we all know having a napkin thrown at you is identical to having a rock thrown at you. That was the point you missed
Shit, men romanticize *male* psychopath. Look the ULTRAKILL fandom, everyone wants to frick that robot and it spends 99.99% of its game murdering things in increasingly gory ways
I'm pretty sure these women do so anonymously, behind an Ao3/FF.net name, because they will also be mocked if it comes out that they write porn.
You forget women are ever judged as critically as men, so not nearly to the degree as a man. Even anonymously, they receive less judgement.
But what "judgement" do those anonynmous men get.
Snide comments? Haven't seen any. Mockery? Haven't seen any. If you go to the thread or story of a porn writer and try to complain about porn being there YOU get mocked, not him.
What he's not telling you is that it's on Reddit and Twitter, where he's from.
citation needed
>I'm pretty sure these women do so anonymously, behind an Ao3/FF.net name, because they will also be mocked if it comes out that they write porn
Smut is sold on every bookstore, and the authors sometimes get awards for it.
Source on that pic? Here hoping is smut
Women want dominant, competent men. Violent criminals exert their will over other men, and could protect her with his violence. Women's hubris prevents them from applying that logic to themselves
whats QQ?
So what? Horny guys do the same shit.
OP is this your first month online or something?
...is this your first time in the internet?
I feel like a lot of these people don't remember 2008 when every guy had a gf drag them to see Twilight
Every cuck you mean.
Anon, that was 15 years ago. Most of the posters on this site weren't born then, let alone dating.
Someone's writing self-insert smut? On MY internet??
What are you going to do? Compete with a fictional guy that doesn't exist?
Miguel was written to draw in more female viewers
Edgy dominant vampire Spider-Man with a wisecracking girlfriend is Wattpad/AO3 tier
> Showing even a hint of appreciation for women’s underwear gets you lumped in with these shitstains
Women like dangerous men, it's a deep biological desire that can't really be rationalized, like men wanting a girl with big boobs
It's not that he's dangerous, which he is. It's a combination of how he looks and his past, which is a surprisingly ugly one that will hit the I Can Fix Em button.
But I bet if he dared to express his attraction to a fictional character she'd call him a worthless freak and divorce his poor ass.
As she should. Men or women, if you are attracted to fictional characters, literally have a nice day.
ironic
>As she should
HE should, roasty.
have a nice day first homosexual.
why are you making up scenarios in your head to get mad at?
This is entire thread is proof of how divided men and women's sections of the internet are.
>in her thirties
>unironically types "gurl"
What in Christ's name is wrong with millennials? Holy fricking shit. There is a giant time bomb counting down to a massive collective mid-life crisis and Gen Alpha is completely fricked because of their parents being the ones to collectively have it.
nothing new, my favorite artist keeps making self-insert smut with fricking Leon Kennedy of all things
Henemimi...
No.
Think slightly furrier.
Have you HEARD his DBD voicelines?
So? We've all written smut.
>Emotionally tortured hispanic man in his 30s, well meaning with a dark side
You're telling me women are into this? What the frick
Why doesn't Ao3 just moderate those people out. I don't want this shit, fanfic smut is trash.
>why doesn't a website crewed by volunteers and funded by donations just moderate the 3 billion words posted to it every single month
moron
If they don't get rid of the e-girl stuff on there why would they get rid of some women's edgy guy fetish fics?
Not to mention there's millions of fics on Ao3. Meta is a megacompany paying hordes of thirdworlders to read all day and night and they still have issues moderating illegal content away. What the frick is Ao3 going to do?
AO3 literally has tags for pedophilia. They can easily ban them.
>ban pedo tag
>pedos simply stop tagging content
>can no longer ban pedo content
>you can also no longer filter it out like normal
That entire website is held up by tagging culture, you know.
>See character pairing where one of them is known to be underaged
>exclude character pairing
moron.
So in the end you're changing nothing. The content will still be there, you'll just have to exclude it in a more complicated way where a bunch of ships will have to be selected instead of simply clicking
>exclude
>underage
moron.
Why would they moderate those people out? They literally put in a thorough tagging system just for you to get rid of the shit you don’t want to see.
…any of it good?