>Wonka
>no midge actors for the Oompa Loompas
>Snow White
>no midge actors for the dwarves
>Time Bandits
>no midge actors for the time bandits
Have we finally eradicated the midge menace from Hollywood?
>Wonka. >no midge actors for the Oompa Loompas. >Snow White. >no midge actors for the dwarves
Don't wanna brag but I bet I could take them both in a fight
>one anon randomly picked from Cinemaphile vs both this lil homies at the same time
who wins?
It's not as straightforward as it seems. Everyone knows Dinklage is a piece of shit, but Warwick is a vicious spawn and will have many tricks up his sleeve. Never trust a midge
anon would win if they're in a confined space together. In an open room with obstacles and hidden weapons, the midges would get away and find the weapons before anon has his nerve.
Cinemaphile spergs are either too fat or too skinny so my vote is for the midgets
>Don't wanna brag but I bet I could take them both in a fight
Oh look out, we got a badass here
MIDGET
I'd love to kick Peter Dinklage in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little homosexual flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Do you ever get the urge to drown and dismember midges?
I have to fight hard not to mutilate every midge i see. I think its like a primal evolutionary urge to eliminate bad genes to ensure the species survives.
Warwick Davis saved my life in the war. Dickless is not the same
this. colonel Davis has been retired 20 years and he'd still rip your balls off for that post
Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin
that pasta was originally about Dinklage
For me it's the trebuchet. I want to dress up Warwick Davis as an English solider and place him in the trebuchet pouch while his scared family is forced to watch as the rope is cut and Warwick is flung hundreds of meters into the air screaming a high pitched squeal until the vicious spawn finally splats into the side of Stirling Castle ending his miserable life forever
>my steel capped toe
Found the raging lesbo lmao.
wow the guy on the left must be really tall he's towering over that other guy
6ft vs 5'11
midge
Finally, sub humans out of hollywood.
He pulled the step ladder up behind him. Treacherous little thing.
He fricking scorched earth on his way to the top.
Dinklage is only half dwarf.
He's like the Drake of dwarfism, he not like us.
>us
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I think they stopped hiring midgets in movies with large horses for fear of crushing accidents.
Dinklage should make a movie only with dwarves, where normam sized people would be the weird ones.
>monster movie where normal people are 4' and the killer is a 7' dinaric gorilla
take my money right now
They can’t find employment because they’ve all been punted off a cliff.
i think we should clone Warwick Davis by the thousands and institute a national holiday in Britain where giant trebuchets are built atop the white cliffs of dover and the warwick clones are flung into the english channel
I will visit just to do that. I grew up near where Peter Dinklage grew up so if you’re looking for a bigger challenge, we can clone him too.
Dinklage is kinda tall, ngl
because he's a fraudulent counterfeit midge. he's just a short normie larping as a greedy little ladder pulling midge
>Faceoff remake with Dinklage and Warwick
the kino just writes itself.
Dinklage deserves to be crushed in a vice until he's the size of a real midge
Then he and Warwick Davis can duke it out in a bloody battle to the death for the position of king midge
this. He wants to ride Warwick's coattails and bang normal sized women at the same time, he's an insecure uncle tom.
the winner is stored in my bedside drawer until another midge wants to challenge their position
Imagine treating Warwick like a little spud, holding him above a boiling pot and cutting off little slices of him with a parrying knife. After slowly lopping off his facial features, toes and fingers, he would be dropped into the scolding water, his open wounds intensifying the pain. As he screams even louder than before, a blood curdling banshee screech, you would daintily place the pot lid on and go about your merry kitchen work. You could then serve the stew to his family, right before showing them a video of how it was prepared. They would then understand why the evil house of Davis deserves such punishment.
Warwick has earned my respect. Time to give Dicklage a few years in the dog rape dungeon
>the 3' vs 2' 11"
Imagine getting mogged by Dinklage. Frick Warwick is truly a midget among midgets
spoken like a true gulliver. Among midges, warwick is mogging.
Good, the midge FREAKS make me physically wretch at the sight of them.
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I can tell Dinklage isn't a true midge because he doesn't trigger in me the same primal fear and disgust. Dinklage might try and throw feeble punches at me in another of his failed acts at coming off as a real person, but Warwick is a more pure, more wicked type of devilspawn and would pull out all manner of impish tricks and riddles, cackling manically as he'd throw his blinding pixie dust into my eyes and attempt to feast on my shins with his needlelike teeth.
Nightmarish little freak he is.
Hey! Things are looking up!
>dinklage towering over another grown adult
hanging out with warwick must be kind of trippy for him, because it's a simulation of what it's like being 6'7" for dinklage
>when you're such a pathetic beta pussy you have to vent your frustrations out on midgets because any normal size dude would kick the shit out of you....
You homosexuals on the right.
you on the ring apron
why aren't there more midge sports? They're not strong enough to be jockeys but they would dominate glider sports
there is always foosball
Can we get a bunch of them to race on a dog track?
During part of my brother's bachlor party we played poker and had a midget stripper as the dealer. We made her stand on the table.
did you get an ankle dance?
How much did she charge to go up on you?
Dinklage seems almost human, he is an Ephialtes-like figure for whom you feel a sliver of compassion before kicking his misshapen head into a pulp.
Could dinklage actually be a half-midge?
No way. Half a midget would be so small you could barely say they exist at all.
dink is an imp not a midge
If they ever make a Legend of Zelda movie, should the actor be a little person?