I still can't believe that image is OFFICIAL promo material done by professionals.
assuming it is, they spent 10 dollars on it and I can only imagine they chose to do so because they already know the movie isn't gonna make money.
>that disney channel original spin-off set in the Shark Boy & Lava Girl universe be looking good
I wonder if its gonna be the fault of white males again if this movie made by and for a target audience that doesn't actually exist but is very loud about it bombs when shockingly none of them show up to see it.
>hey let's make a show about Ms Marvel, a character than noone liked in the comics, then replace the butchered live action version of Captain Marvel with her.
As a Pakistani American it makes me so proud to see my ancestors finallly get the recognition they deserve in movies. I will be pirating this movie first day it’s available
You know after dr strange I was like hmm I can probably fap to her, she seems very cute. I usually do this after most movies. But then after googling all i saw were these cringy videos and it literally killed my need to fap. Now i have a fap folder of her that's just collecting dust. Debating deleting it which I only did twice (brighton & the sabrina/mad men actress). Sad
I will never stop laughing that the journos chimped out about comments that Captain Marlel should smile and be happier, so now Disney are trapped having her look like a miserable c**t in every single frame
its going to crater to the tune of 100 million at a minimum.
I still can't believe that image is OFFICIAL promo material done by professionals.
assuming it is, they spent 10 dollars on it and I can only imagine they chose to do so because they already know the movie isn't gonna make money.
Looks like the cover for a Playstation 2 movie tie-in game.
More like the cover of a $1.99 budget bin workout music CD
a spykids movie
Halloween costume ad.
Looks like a random show for young teens on Nickelodeon.
It's made to be on the Roku home page so drunk b***hes/single moms will subscribe to whatever platform and watch it while they eat Chipotle
L~R: Strong Woman is a power ranger; after school teen special; Someone put Brie out of her misery.
who would want to pay money to see this
i don't get how it was greenlit to be made
They need to bury this straight to Disney plus
Releasing this in theaters is a massive mistake
>that disney channel original spin-off set in the Shark Boy & Lava Girl universe be looking good
I wonder if its gonna be the fault of white males again if this movie made by and for a target audience that doesn't actually exist but is very loud about it bombs when shockingly none of them show up to see it.
>Brie Larson
Cheese Theft
Looks like a Spy Kids distant tie-in.
>hey let's make a show about Ms Marvel, a character than noone liked in the comics, then replace the butchered live action version of Captain Marvel with her.
Genius.
That's the point at which I finally admitted to myself it was over.
Took you long enough
>no one liked in the comics
You are wrong there anon. Ms Marvel was really popular in the comics.
another briellion dollars
This looks like some cover of a east European club techno in the 90s
please don't insult us like that.
Find me 10 differences between picrel and op image
>no Black folk
>no sand Black folk
>has hot women
i know that's only 3, but that's all that matters.
As a Pakistani American it makes me so proud to see my ancestors finallly get the recognition they deserve in movies. I will be pirating this movie first day it’s available
Is Xochitl Gomez in this movie?
You know after dr strange I was like hmm I can probably fap to her, she seems very cute. I usually do this after most movies. But then after googling all i saw were these cringy videos and it literally killed my need to fap. Now i have a fap folder of her that's just collecting dust. Debating deleting it which I only did twice (brighton & the sabrina/mad men actress). Sad
You realise she is only 17 and was like 14 in Dr Strange........The fbi can probably come raid your house now.
This will unironically be the biggest MCU flop, screencap this
>see black girl's thighs
>urge to colonize skyrockets
Sometimes its hard living like this
You should have a nice day then
Its alright, Jamal, I'm sure some 500 pound white girl's gonna give you a chance any day now
I thought Khamala had gross looking stretchy powers, why does she have an electro fist in this poster?
Easier on the budget, small indie studio, please understand.
they are keeping stretchy powers for mr fantastic
Stretchy powers have literally never worked well in live action.
Why is billion dollar box office star Brie Larson sharing the movie with 2 nobodies?
Academy Award-winning actress Brie Larson.
I will never stop laughing that the journos chimped out about comments that Captain Marlel should smile and be happier, so now Disney are trapped having her look like a miserable c**t in every single frame
All too easy
It won’t make 500 million
I'll be shocked if it makes more than $400m
I has 3 fan favourite characters. It will make 3 billion.
This looks pretty weak, the other 2 women seem even worse than Brie. Are there other MCU characters in this? Or is it just 3 angry lesbians?
The pookistani girl is less hateable than Brie, but the niggress is even worse.
The kids have to have fun. Just leave it to them.
how long before wearing a burka is apart of feminist doctrine?
Three words. Muslim Ryan Gosling.
Pakistani representation is very important to me. Thank you Disney!
why the frick isnt she in a full head cloth then
So great we’re finally getting a Muslima avenger! 🙂
>brie deemphasised /separated from the group
rude
They don't even have the money to make decent advertisement, imagine how bad the CGI is.
They should release it half-finished on Disney+ now, it'll save money.