I've gone on many trips with my family. my dad, a CPA, has continually expressed his satisfaction with disney world, despite the cost of hosting our family on the concierge level at the yacht club.
I asked him what it cost and he said he couldnt remember. he might be lying, but whatever. We went a couple of times. and everyone loved it.
it really is the happiest place in the world if you can afford it. or if youre clever enough to max your dollars.
where you sleep at night is mostly useless.
the concierge club just meant we could get some good snacks at weird times.
whats really important is your experience in the parks, and possibly your reservations at the restaurants, because they can be hard to get into.
but at the same time you can skip the expensive reservations if you want, there are good food options that dont require an expensive reservation.
be flexible. walk around. have fun.
tbh though I went when fastpass was a thing and now they do genie or whatever and I think theyre c**ts for it.
foreign tourism to US has fricking collapsed in last few years. share of foreigners in Disney is at an all time low despite record attendance in 2022/2023
>Having an encounter is easier than it sounds. In fact, I managed to bump into the star of the whole show, a woman named Vi Moradi, while I was standing around sipping my first glass of blue milk.
>If the name Vi Moradi doesn’t sound familiar to you, that’s because she’s relatively new to the Star Wars universe. She made her first appearance in the 2017 novel Phasma, which unpacks part of Captain Phasma’s mysterious backstory. The book, by Delilah S. Dawson, is an action-packed tale of deception and conspiracy, in which solving a murder mystery could be the key to bringing down one of the First Order’s most powerful leaders.
>When I stumbled across Moradi, she was keeping her distance from a squad of First Order stormtroopers just up the street. We locked eyes near an alley next to the Millenium Falcon. Calling out to her by name, she seemed genuinely shocked that I had any idea who she was. She looked back over one shoulder, and then the other, before motioning for me to follow her deeper into the shadows. There, next to a crate filled with surplus military equipment dating back to the time of the Rebellion, we talked one-on-one for a few minutes.
>In person, Moradi admits that she’s a spy for the Resistance sent to Batuu by General Organa. She says that she came here because the planet is off the grid, and might just be the best place in the galaxy for the Resistance to gather the support it needs to beat back the First Order. But she’s afraid that the enemy is on to her, that the stormtroopers harassing civilians on the street are there trying to hunt her down.
Get on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. It's the latest ride in the Epcot center and it's the best ride they've ever made. You have to wake up at 6:50am to queue up on the phone. As soon as the clock hits 7 make sure you press the queue button and then you can go back to sleep and wake up later to enjoy the ride. Phenomenal tbh, Everybody Wants to Rule the World is the best song you can get on it
I was just there like a week ago, so here's what I'm trying to keep in mind for if I go again: >Bring a light backpack or gym sack or whatever and put some water in it, because it's expensive inside the park. Plus, if you end up buying something, you don't have to carry it in your hands. >In mid-June, 3:00 was the hottest part of the day, and it didn't get dark until 9:00 >Lots of people are taking their families now that the kids are on summer break, so it was crowded. >Some rides required you get on the app in the morning to book an appointment to ride later that day, rather than letting you just stand in line. >The app also shows you typical wait times for attractions for each time of day. The best rides had waits of like 70 to 90 minutes, but were a little shorter in the morning. >At Magic Kingdom, a shitload of people stay for the fireworks show. To get a good spot, you have to stake it out like an hour early, and getting out afterwards takes a while. It's probably the same deal at Epcot, but I wasn't there to find out (for other reasons)
more like hack yidsney world
But numbers can: 3 out of 10.
I'm going with my sister and her kids in a few weeks. What should I expect
Pedophile rings, cults etc...
But he's not traveling to the West Bank or Gaza Strip
I've gone on many trips with my family. my dad, a CPA, has continually expressed his satisfaction with disney world, despite the cost of hosting our family on the concierge level at the yacht club.
I asked him what it cost and he said he couldnt remember. he might be lying, but whatever. We went a couple of times. and everyone loved it.
it really is the happiest place in the world if you can afford it. or if youre clever enough to max your dollars.
do you have reservations? where are you staying?
pop century since it's the only affordable one anymore. $900 a night for Grand Floridian wtf
where you sleep at night is mostly useless.
the concierge club just meant we could get some good snacks at weird times.
whats really important is your experience in the parks, and possibly your reservations at the restaurants, because they can be hard to get into.
but at the same time you can skip the expensive reservations if you want, there are good food options that dont require an expensive reservation.
be flexible. walk around. have fun.
tbh though I went when fastpass was a thing and now they do genie or whatever and I think theyre c**ts for it.
lines aren't an issue I got a pass to skip it
as an adult now, I think the food is probably better than the rides lol
lots of non whites
how can they afford it? It's so insanely expensive
group packages (discounted) to schools (discounted) in foreign markets (discounted)
foreign tourism to US has fricking collapsed in last few years. share of foreigners in Disney is at an all time low despite record attendance in 2022/2023
I still see hordes of chinks everywhere and at this point there's enough brown people in America to ruin everything domestically
A lot of alcohol and a ridiculous amount of immersion.
OP is right. Even if you aren't going for the rides, the level that they go to so that you feel immersed in an area is unlike anything else
>Having an encounter is easier than it sounds. In fact, I managed to bump into the star of the whole show, a woman named Vi Moradi, while I was standing around sipping my first glass of blue milk.
>If the name Vi Moradi doesn’t sound familiar to you, that’s because she’s relatively new to the Star Wars universe. She made her first appearance in the 2017 novel Phasma, which unpacks part of Captain Phasma’s mysterious backstory. The book, by Delilah S. Dawson, is an action-packed tale of deception and conspiracy, in which solving a murder mystery could be the key to bringing down one of the First Order’s most powerful leaders.
>When I stumbled across Moradi, she was keeping her distance from a squad of First Order stormtroopers just up the street. We locked eyes near an alley next to the Millenium Falcon. Calling out to her by name, she seemed genuinely shocked that I had any idea who she was. She looked back over one shoulder, and then the other, before motioning for me to follow her deeper into the shadows. There, next to a crate filled with surplus military equipment dating back to the time of the Rebellion, we talked one-on-one for a few minutes.
>In person, Moradi admits that she’s a spy for the Resistance sent to Batuu by General Organa. She says that she came here because the planet is off the grid, and might just be the best place in the galaxy for the Resistance to gather the support it needs to beat back the First Order. But she’s afraid that the enemy is on to her, that the stormtroopers harassing civilians on the street are there trying to hunt her down.
Get her into bed and post pics here.
>Bright orange jacket with the rebel insignia emblazoned on it
what a master spy
>going in the summer
Grim
Get on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. It's the latest ride in the Epcot center and it's the best ride they've ever made. You have to wake up at 6:50am to queue up on the phone. As soon as the clock hits 7 make sure you press the queue button and then you can go back to sleep and wake up later to enjoy the ride. Phenomenal tbh, Everybody Wants to Rule the World is the best song you can get on it
You can also grab a spot at 1 from inside the park. Way easier.
>best ride they've ever made
I haven't been in a few years but watched the video and there's no way it's better than rise
I was just there like a week ago, so here's what I'm trying to keep in mind for if I go again:
>Bring a light backpack or gym sack or whatever and put some water in it, because it's expensive inside the park. Plus, if you end up buying something, you don't have to carry it in your hands.
>In mid-June, 3:00 was the hottest part of the day, and it didn't get dark until 9:00
>Lots of people are taking their families now that the kids are on summer break, so it was crowded.
>Some rides required you get on the app in the morning to book an appointment to ride later that day, rather than letting you just stand in line.
>The app also shows you typical wait times for attractions for each time of day. The best rides had waits of like 70 to 90 minutes, but were a little shorter in the morning.
>At Magic Kingdom, a shitload of people stay for the fireworks show. To get a good spot, you have to stake it out like an hour early, and getting out afterwards takes a while. It's probably the same deal at Epcot, but I wasn't there to find out (for other reasons)
I go for the nig fights
I usually go to Universal instead.
It's alright. If you want coasters Busch Gardens is a way better choice.
*was
If money isn't an issue it's definitely kino. Beautiful atmosphere with mostly great weather.
Hop in bro
>not a collectable metal tin with a fake MRE company logo on it
hire me yidsney
That's actually kinda based
It's SMOSHED now dude
Pretty smoshed