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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le construction job is fulfulling meme
    I hate that movie due to the ending alone.
    I work from home, make six figures, and spend my entire day shitposting on Cinemaphile and doing cool shit at home. I maybe work 1 hour a day tops, and occasionally need to sit in Zoom meetings. I'm going to try to ride this gravytrain as long as I can, hopefully until retirement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up but also what do you do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a janny on 4chins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tech

        someone isn't gonna make their points quota for the sprint

        I somehow manage to get more work done than most of the rest of the team. I believe the entire company, up to the VP level, slacks off just as much, if not more, than I do. Our sales team is always grinding away like a bunch of wagies, and when it comes down to it, that's what matters to keep the company going in perpetuity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tech isn't a job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone isn't gonna make their points quota for the sprint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live off investments making almost six figures without having to attend zoom meetings. Get gud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well I just inherited a quarter million! Frick you!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who died?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My grandparents ;_;

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              at least they gave you money when they died. RIP

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they lived appropriately length lives and really took care of things. Hard to be too sad, they had great lives

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you don’t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted to do productive work that wasn’t in a stifling office environment, not eliminate labor from his life and become immediately rich. It’s a message about the fulfillingness of humble active labor, the plan to get rich stealing from the business was a major downfall saved only by the grace of a mistreated arson. It was meant to be a bad idea that was about to send them all to prison, and he realized just doing more sane work humbly was the real best choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can find fulfillment in office work. I don't want to destroy my body out in the sun everyday for 1/5th of what I make now just because I had an existential crisis due to being "bored" at my desk job a few hours a day. That's what makes Office Space a moronic movie.
        Doubly so when Mike Judge made the movie semi-biographical, but instead of going into the construction job like in the story, he got a cushy Hollywood job. Mike Judge would probably hate his life if he had to work construction.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can find fulfillment in office work
          Do you remember the specific date upon which you were utterly mindbroken?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I work in software dev, and enjoy it. What I don't enjoy is the red tape, HR bullshit, and bureaucratic processes that come with office work. Working from home eliminates a lot of this, but there isn't enough meaningful work to keep me engaged for 8 hours per day.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You can find fulfillment in office work
              >except for all the work that necessitates being in the office
              moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you think those things are "all the work" in an office, you either don't work an office job, or you work a shitty pencil pusher job where they just want an ass in a seat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So just to be clear, you’re arguing ostensibly in good faith that all the work that you can do remotely (the software dev bit) is fulfilling but the shit that actually entails being in the office is not? I reiterate: moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can find fulfillment in office work
          you can find the same in a concentration camp. still doesn't mean it's good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will never find fulfillment in office work because most of the ones that make good money are more about kissing ass and going to a million meetings. I just don't have the social skills to do that. It's all politics and theater and most of the actual work seems to be done by third parties in places I've worked. I'm only five years in and can't take it anymore, and the money isn't even that good unless you are willing to move to a bigger city which I have no interest in. Being a low tier office wagie is simply not worth it anymore especially when you consider the student debt required and having to learn most things through experience anyway because school is useless practically speaking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people regurgitate this shit so much on Cinemaphile when it's obviously fake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If any of that sounds unbelievable to you, I'm sorry you have a shitty life. Most of the US upper-middle class works from home now and six figures is only an unbelievable amount of money to poor people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t be mean. This is the guy who delivers you your lunch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not unbelievable, but you're not doing it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I'm doing it. In 3 years I will inflate the projects on my resume and hop to another job for a promotion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It really puts my life into perspective and makes me feel grateful for what I have, when there are people on Cinemaphile who don't believe its possible somebody is living like I do and that I must be larping.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Some people believe very little. Cinemaphile went apeshit for an entire thread when I incidentally referenced I was on a porch and therefore owned a house

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Be honest. Do you own that house outright, or are you still yoked to debt for that house?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I pay less than the local cost of rent in mortgage payments, yes. I saved $400 a month buying this house. You may not like financing but they didn't even believe someone here could get a mortgage.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but my mortgage from 2020 has 1.9% 30-year fixed interest. I'd rather be yoked to that debt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hell yeah brother you and I bought at the right time, I got a similar deal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hell yeah brother you and I bought at the right time, I got a similar deal.

                Congratulations and go frick yourselves.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just go to a realtor and see what you can get and what's being offered. They'll tell you what rates you can get and what you can afford for free.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have and I cannot afford anything outside the crime-ridden city.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah it really helps to be away from cities. sorry about that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think a lot of it has to do with NEETs on Cinemaphile believing that everyone else who visits this site must be exactly like them. There's a lot of doomers on Cinemaphile as well, so they don't believe in anything that conflicts with their worldview where everyone is suffering economically and living in overly expensive studio apartments.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're reading comprehension is so shit and now I 100% know you're larping

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why cope like this? Where do you think six figure at-home software engineers hang out, at the fricking amusement park? They're here on Cinemaphile, this is where they go

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but I'm doing it. In 3 years I will inflate the projects on my resume and hop to another job for a promotion.

              Post pay stubs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I aquire similar job? Need a cs degree?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've got a CS degree, but I work with a lot of people who don't. Most of the ones without CS degrees are part of minority groups, or they're Gen X guys who were able to jump in on software dev in the 90's to get experience when nobody had a CS degree.
        An easier path is to get a comparably cushy job in something more corporate IT-focused, you just need to get a few certs and work a few bullshit helpdesk style jobs until you move up to stuff like system admin, network admin, and those kind of things. I've known some guys who didn't go to college and ended up with really cushy jobs after a few years in IT. Just need to apply yourself and clock a few years in entry level bullshit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SysAdmin is real work and soul crushing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did Linux admin work for a while. 95% of it was slow, but that 5% was high-intensity hell. You have to be able to skillfully handle sudden spikes in stress levels to be a sysadmin.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did you actually manage a server room that's critical for a company?
              That's what sysadmin entails, and it's soul-crushing, real work and a dead end, you cannot into programming for that, it's a different set of skills.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I was the only admin for about 100 physical red hat servers for a small web startup in the mid-2000's. I'm an autist when it comes to Linux, so the technical aspects were easy for me. The time critical issues like kernel panics on email servers, hacks, and hardware failures were where the stress came from.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did some sysadmin for an MSP and it was the most horrible experience of my life. I would have rather gone back to retail. Customer Success is where the real cushy shit is because I'm mostly just helping clients use our API and web portal correctly for 82k a year. I only ever look at real coding shit when a client is building their backend to use our services and they need me to look at it and figure out what went wrong. It's chill as frick and I spent half of this week just watching the Sopranos while I waited for my next meeting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bull shit job or it's possible that you're a parasite that hasn't been caught yet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clueless...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude you're a fricking NPC. Quite sad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're telling me this because you're so poor you can't imagine a working programmer using Cinemaphile?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wow, you're such a master masturbator, with all that psychology figured out and all the presuppositions narrowed out.
              Grow some spine, grow some personality, stop being a subhuman!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I produce results and get excellent yearly reviews. When you get older, maybe you'll understand that in the real world results matter more than time spent in a chair everyday.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do all that in my head, forgot to clarify.
          Also I'm into traps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you're not programming in COBOL trying to keep some PDP-11 or whatever. Swinging a hammer is better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't. Stop lying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can find fulfillment in office work. I don't want to destroy my body out in the sun everyday for 1/5th of what I make now just because I had an existential crisis due to being "bored" at my desk job a few hours a day. That's what makes Office Space a moronic movie.
      Doubly so when Mike Judge made the movie semi-biographical, but instead of going into the construction job like in the story, he got a cushy Hollywood job. Mike Judge would probably hate his life if he had to work construction.

      different people find fulfillment in different ways. how and why is that concept so foreign to you? it wasnt "construction is better than office work", it was that it was the better environment FOR HIM. this is also seen earlier in the film where the one guy is so much happier not in the office, just pursuing his moronic passion project. office work can be very stifling, and statistically it is documented to bring high stress and low joy/fulfillment to individuals. just because you enjoy office work (if your bullshit is even to be believed, lol) doesnt mean everyone does or should. the point was to just get out and do something different if you hate it so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I work from home, make six figures, and spend my entire day shitposting on Cinemaphile and doing cool shit at home. I maybe work 1 hour a day tops
      Same here, but it's more like 3 hours of work, and the occasional full 8 when there are deadlines.
      I can't say it's very fulfilling, but it sure beats working. I can't believe I get to sit at home and frick off all day while others have to slave for pennies.
      I'm not in a hurry to give my wealth away because even 100-120k is not even middle class for a large western city these days. If someone like me can only save about $2k a month (that's with a wife that also works full time), WTF are single wagies and cashiers saving? Best I can hope for is to avoid the slaughter when they rise up, I imagine people like us are fair targets in that scenario since the elites will be untouchable.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically you’d have to be a total fricking idiot to think a business wouldn’t catch a lost margin on all their transactions. Very hare brained

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the business.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have today through next Tuesday off

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm self employed tradie with barely any work, i hate it when i have to actually work

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Official Representative of No Pussy No Work (NPNW)

    No pussy, no workie
    Simple a-s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So if someone had sex with you would you go get a job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to work for it and not immediately get handed pussy for doing absolutely nothing you fricking lazy sack of shit lmao. you have no value, and you will thankfully not breed.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think in 20 years time zoomers are going to make a film about how working a spreadsheet job from home doing barely anything is somehow soul destroying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could make that movie now. Actually The Whale was larger about that

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work as a server making pretty good money with mostly early 20s young girls and I want to frick one of them but seems like it might be a bad idea. Thoughts? I'm 35

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I work as a server
      >I'm 35

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        35 is a little old to be a server but the moneys alright, it's fast paced and I like talking to people. Plus I might get to frick a twenty something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >might
          grim

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When's the last time you fricked a twenty year old?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude do not be bargaining like this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone doesn't have to have fricked a 20 year old at that age to find your 'might' unfortunate. I mean you're probably just daydreaming about fricking coworkers you don't hang out with, right?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              never because I have not been sexually active for 5 years.

              I'm 34 and I work at Costco. I'm a fricking admin worker and today they made me stock for 4 hours, what a b***h

              sell drugs or something anon idk, frick being a b***h at 34

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am 38, and i work at a chick fil a lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many times do you have to say "my pleasure" per day?

          Why cope like this? Where do you think six figure at-home software engineers hang out, at the fricking amusement park? They're here on Cinemaphile, this is where they go

          The guy you're replying to probably doesn't understand that oldgays were all nerdy teens posting on here in the 2000's, and it only makes sense a lot of them got high-paying engineering jobs when they got older.

          Tech isn't a job.

          Huh didn't know that, the guy who signs my paycheck apparently doesn't know that either I guess.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    working is for the poor

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34 and I work at Costco. I'm a fricking admin worker and today they made me stock for 4 hours, what a b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a fricking admin worker and today they made me
      This is where you tell them, not my problem

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have been NEETing for 3 years
    >happiest time of my life
    >gubmint gibs running out
    >have to get a job by July 1st

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've got plenty of time 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, friend. I'm happy my income taxes helped you be a welfare king for the last 3 years at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was NEETing for one year and I was also the healthiest I've ever been ... I recently crammed out a photo of myself from 7 years ago, just before I started my current job ... I have aged like absolute shit. I'm in my mid 30s and I think my life is over, those 7 years I lost I could have used to improve my body one last time and maybe find a purpose in life, they were all wasted on working a annoying office job, some hookers and maybe 2-3 other activities per year.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: NEETs who don't believe other people have jobs and are doing things with their life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      having a job doesn't mean you are doing anything with your life. you can be the most diligent wagie ever and still have a more meaningless existence than a NEET.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. As if nobody’s doing ANYTHING with their lives.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not what I meant, but just cause someone has a job doesn't mean they "have a life." thread title.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could easily have a life, money helps you do that. Sorry you have to cope like that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really. Tons of men go to work a job they hate then go home to a fat naggy c**t wife and annoying kids in a dirty messy little house and drink beer in front of the tv until they fall asleep. You consider that a life? I sure don't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. Plenty of people work and have great lives. No shit you fixate on that family dynamic you posted there, from where you’re coming from

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon, no one is saying there aren't people with jobs who enjoy life. employment alone does not give you fulfillment, however. people who define their success through their unimpressive careers are coping.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a form of success, cope. You can tell you’re coping by the way you have to speculate they must not have other successes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                being employed is not "success," have you ever worked a shitty blue collar job? it's fine if you haven't, but then just be honest about your circumstances.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid when you watch this it's like yeah. but then at his age it's like why didn't he try managing and see that its not that easy. you can't just be everyone's friend. he is a baby

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got a $2 raise a few days ago! 🙂

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The point of the movie was to find something you like to do for work. It's not complicated.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw someone on /misc/ who was Parasitemaxxing.
    He opened up 15 credit cards with at least 4K limits on them all and stayed at a different hospital each night just racking up debt, he then managed to get a school admission and went on to get school loans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you mean hotel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds bad

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