Isn't sebastian Stan on like a 10 picture deal? I swear I saw he was signed to one after Winter Solider
There's no way he's been in 10 Marvel movies right?
>Bucky
Okay I know who this is >Yelena
Thats Florence Pugh right? >U.S. Agent
Wyatt Russell i think? >Red Guardian
I have no idea who this is >Ghost
I have no idea who this is >Taskmaster
I have no idea who this is
>Only character with interesting powers.
I suspect they're gonna nerf her somehow. she would be so much powerful than the rest of the team, all the others are super strong spies.
I can't even begin to tell you how little I care. I imagine not a lot of people care and I'll bet most of the buzz surrounding these upcoming marvel movies are bots hired by the studio to create artificial interest so they can get fence sitters to get on the "type train" that doesn't exist.
Pugh: why the frick is the twink taking a picture, I AM EATING DO NOT DISTURB ME
Streep: fricking zoomer shits always taking pictures for no fricking reason, SMILE SMILE MERYL DO NOT KILL THEM
Chalamet: EEEH WEEEH FRIES LOOOL HERP
You know what?
I would pinch Pugsleys cheeks, slap her on the ass, honk a boob, give her two thumbs up, point my thumbs back at me and holler "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!" then tell her she's doing great out there on those mean Hollywood streets just so she knows we care.
>she knows we care
tell her I would really really like to never ever see her ugly face and her human/pig hybrid body in a movie or tv show, thank you, goodbye.
>Bucky
Okay I know who this is >Yelena
Thats Florence Pugh right? >U.S. Agent
Wyatt Russell i think? >Red Guardian
I have no idea who this is >Ghost
I have no idea who this is >Taskmaster
I have no idea who this is
So are they all like super-spies?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Pugh's father, the guy from Stranger Things.
The autistic black chick from Ant-Man 2.
The autistic Russian robot chick from the Black Widow movie.
does Taskmistress still wear the helmet? or is she going around all disfigured?
it seems so weird to hire Olga Kurylenko to have her act the entire movie with her face covered in disfigurement makeup. it made sense in the Black Widow movie because she was without helmet for 1 minute in the entire movie. the rest of the time it was a male stunt performer.
Helmet, but she takes it off often.
Who is the hottest piece of ass on set.
I'm partial to the girl who plays Ghost, Hannah John-Kamen.
>Helmet, but she takes it off often.
but she's still disfigured I imagine? >I'm partial to the girl who plays Ghost, Hannah John-Kamen.
I used to agree, but lately...I don't know about that. pic related. she looks manlier than Huntroon Chaffeur. what the frick is up with those massive arms and that fricking pot belly? is she a construction worker?
does Taskmistress still wear the helmet? or is she going around all disfigured?
it seems so weird to hire Olga Kurylenko to have her act the entire movie with her face covered in disfigurement makeup. it made sense in the Black Widow movie because she was without helmet for 1 minute in the entire movie. the rest of the time it was a male stunt performer.
I only care about Sentry. Tell me all about him. His role, his look, how it ends for him, etc.
Megapowerful reality-warping supersoldier created during the Blip. Starts out locked in a secret base in the desert, which Val tricks the T-bolts into raiding so she can get her hands on him. She brainwashes him into becoming her enforcer, but obviously loses control and the Void takes over. He nests in a small town, warping it into a hellscape, and prepares to do the same to the rest of the world. The T-Bolts have to go there to break Bob free so he can go full Sentry and stop the Void. It eventually works, there’s a Superman-level boss battle between the Sentry and the Void, and the Sentry seemingly vanquishes the Void. Yelena almost kills him when he reverts back to Bob, but chooses not to, and Bucky instead sends him to Wakanda to get the same therapy that cured him of his brainwashing and demons. He asks the T-Bolts to erase his memories of his powers, but in the end there’s the clear implication something is still there, but whether it’s the Sentry or the Void is unclear.
So this is just an avengers team with "dark" characters who do covert ops like the suicide squad but aren't even interesting villains, just normal special ops heroes? Who gives a frick? Why would anyone see this movie?
>the female silver surfer
I would have loved that decades ago because she would have been hot and all her curves would have been in full display.
but of course now they cast an ugly rat and her body will be shaped like a sack of potatoes.
Most films are made without understanding whether it will resonate with the audience, some are made knowing the audience anticipates them, while other are mad by a crew knowing that it will be shit. How does it feel knowing your film will be a huge bomb because nobody gives a shit about those "superheroes"?
I don't care
movies are a dead media
How much Bucky is there? He dies?
Isn't sebastian Stan on like a 10 picture deal? I swear I saw he was signed to one after Winter Solider
There's no way he's been in 10 Marvel movies right?
He links up with the team midway through, but gets a small subplot for the first half, and he lives.
Bucky, Yelena, U.S. Agent, Red Guardian, Ghost and Taskmaster.
Well, it's a job.
I'm not stupid enough to take actual pictures.
>I'm not stupid enough to take actual pictures.
lmao
We all know you what you tried to do with the pic, larper.
>Bucky
Okay I know who this is
>Yelena
Thats Florence Pugh right?
>U.S. Agent
Wyatt Russell i think?
>Red Guardian
I have no idea who this is
>Ghost
I have no idea who this is
>Taskmaster
I have no idea who this is
So are they all like super-spies?
>taskmaster
if only
>I'm not stupid enough to take actual pictures.
you were trying to pass that one off as your own and you know it
>Ghost
I will consider watching this movie. She was the highlight of Ant Man 2.
Only character with interesting powers. I'm hoping she doesn't get underutilized in favor of le quirky Pugh.
>Only character with interesting powers.
I suspect they're gonna nerf her somehow. she would be so much powerful than the rest of the team, all the others are super strong spies.
Bucky deserves to die after apologizing for being white
I can't even begin to tell you how little I care. I imagine not a lot of people care and I'll bet most of the buzz surrounding these upcoming marvel movies are bots hired by the studio to create artificial interest so they can get fence sitters to get on the "type train" that doesn't exist.
Who are the thunderbolts?
Are they paying you?
No you're not, moron. You just cropped this pic.
That short blonde hair is sexo! I hope US Agent gets redemption. Captain Falcon did him and America, dirty.
>kraft dinner with hot sauce
Absolute disgusting American pig.
She's British, mate.
nice moustache
You eat bat eyes.
Silence, yellowman.
Would you marry her?
Would I marry a Black Widow? Not if I ever wanted to have children. They get their ovaries removed. No menstrual cycles tho, so that's a plus.
She looks like she farts a lot
Would that be a deal breaker?
Why was the pot lined with aluminum foil?
Movie magic!
Pugh: why the frick is the twink taking a picture, I AM EATING DO NOT DISTURB ME
Streep: fricking zoomer shits always taking pictures for no fricking reason, SMILE SMILE MERYL DO NOT KILL THEM
Chalamet: EEEH WEEEH FRIES LOOOL HERP
Greta Gerwig (my wife) looks like she's enjoying herself
Is that Boris Johnson in drag?
YEAH EAT UP FLORENCE PIG, FAT LITTLE PIGGY OINK OINK OINK
That's a lot of food for one girl.
nice to see a homosexual OP btfo
BUSTED
OP is btfo
humiliation ritual
Why would someone lie about something so lame?
Sad.
You know what?
I would pinch Pugsleys cheeks, slap her on the ass, honk a boob, give her two thumbs up, point my thumbs back at me and holler "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!" then tell her she's doing great out there on those mean Hollywood streets just so she knows we care.
>she knows we care
tell her I would really really like to never ever see her ugly face and her human/pig hybrid body in a movie or tv show, thank you, goodbye.
OP is Florence Pooh
any mention of the punisher
Nope.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Pugh's father, the guy from Stranger Things.
The autistic black chick from Ant-Man 2.
The autistic Russian robot chick from the Black Widow movie.
Pretty much, yes.
Man I have no memory of ant man 2 or black widow
Anyway they all kind of seem like anti-heroes, is there like an enemy within type antagonist that unites them all?
Why is it gonna fail ?
will there be full penetration?
Is it true that Chevy Chase makes a cameo as Peter Parker's Uncle Ben?
LARP
A
R
P
I’ll bite. What up with the stupid “*” at the end of “Thunderbolts*”?
They become the Dark Avengers in the end.
Helmet, but she takes it off often.
I'm partial to the girl who plays Ghost, Hannah John-Kamen.
>Helmet, but she takes it off often.
but she's still disfigured I imagine?
>I'm partial to the girl who plays Ghost, Hannah John-Kamen.
I used to agree, but lately...I don't know about that. pic related. she looks manlier than Huntroon Chaffeur. what the frick is up with those massive arms and that fricking pot belly? is she a construction worker?
you can see the belly here.
what kind of body type is this?
>upper back muffin top
It looks so strange I can't stop zooming in
Aren’t black panther and the bird man already the dark avengers. Seems a little racist to me
How's it looking like?
>Dark Avengers
Sounds moronic and damaging to the "Avengers" brand.
Any of the female characters sexualized or is everything standard nu-MCU?
>Any of the female characters sexualized
dude
bro
man
buddy
my friend
esteemed colleague
how can you even have a GLIMMER of hope
does Taskmistress still wear the helmet? or is she going around all disfigured?
it seems so weird to hire Olga Kurylenko to have her act the entire movie with her face covered in disfigurement makeup. it made sense in the Black Widow movie because she was without helmet for 1 minute in the entire movie. the rest of the time it was a male stunt performer.
Who is the hottest piece of ass on set.
is Florence Pugh fat irl?
what kind if question is that?
noooo, they add the fat with computers in post.
LOL
is Zemo running the team
No, but he makes an appearance.
Megapowerful reality-warping supersoldier created during the Blip. Starts out locked in a secret base in the desert, which Val tricks the T-bolts into raiding so she can get her hands on him. She brainwashes him into becoming her enforcer, but obviously loses control and the Void takes over. He nests in a small town, warping it into a hellscape, and prepares to do the same to the rest of the world. The T-Bolts have to go there to break Bob free so he can go full Sentry and stop the Void. It eventually works, there’s a Superman-level boss battle between the Sentry and the Void, and the Sentry seemingly vanquishes the Void. Yelena almost kills him when he reverts back to Bob, but chooses not to, and Bucky instead sends him to Wakanda to get the same therapy that cured him of his brainwashing and demons. He asks the T-Bolts to erase his memories of his powers, but in the end there’s the clear implication something is still there, but whether it’s the Sentry or the Void is unclear.
>No, but he makes an appearance.
no, he doesn't.
Sounds like a box office bomb
I only care about Sentry. Tell me all about him. His role, his look, how it ends for him, etc.
I'm just posting this because I want you all to suffer as I did.
BEHOLD! whatever the frick this is.
what a horrible looking woman jesus fricking christ
OP is a homosexual
DC is dead. Bury it.
Are you a member of the tribe? Why did you decide you waste your life producing slop?
So this is just an avengers team with "dark" characters who do covert ops like the suicide squad but aren't even interesting villains, just normal special ops heroes? Who gives a frick? Why would anyone see this movie?
Still more of a draw than Captain Black person and the F4 movie with commie Pascal and the female silver surfer
>the female silver surfer
I would have loved that decades ago because she would have been hot and all her curves would have been in full display.
but of course now they cast an ugly rat and her body will be shaped like a sack of potatoes.
you forgot to remove the exif data, your career is so over anon.
Most films are made without understanding whether it will resonate with the audience, some are made knowing the audience anticipates them, while other are mad by a crew knowing that it will be shit. How does it feel knowing your film will be a huge bomb because nobody gives a shit about those "superheroes"?