>"Works" at a company where he doesn't do any actual work

>"Works" at a company where he doesn't do any actual work
>Concerned with his physical appearance (note I didn't say overly concerned - just concerned. Real men don't worry about their looks, but rather, their productivity)
>Cares too much about accessories, like his card
>Is a literal psychopath who is attracted to violence
>His intellectual education only extends as far as listening to music
>Thinks about sex all the time
>Likes to be recorded while having sex
>Envious of the success of others

His entire behavior and personality was exactly that of a woman's, not a man.

If this is /literallyou/, I have bad news for you... it means that you are as worthless to society (and to real men) as a woman is then.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't the movie made by a woman?
    anyway you hit the nail on the head, women are narcissistic by nature

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The traits above perfectly describe women.

      Unfortunately, traditional women are a myth. They never existed. They only acted in a traditional, family oriented matter, because men forced them to.

      Women are just beasts acting out on their impulses at all times, like Bateman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Women are just beasts acting out on their impulses at all times, like Bateman
        That's men. The whole point of Bateman is that he's probably 99% bullshit and the remaining 1% is so bland to not even be noticeable.

        You should. Real society was made by real men, with accountability and justice. That was all dropped out of the window once women (and feminized men) got in power.

        Now men are merely pets for women, spending their time at the gym to ensure they please women at all times, and accepting their every whim (including marriage lols which are an absurd joke)

        Real men are dead it seems. Women killed all of them by not having children with them once they got their freedom of marriage

        >Real society
        Caused two world wars.

        Men are incapable of having power anymore now that nukes exist. Thank god they mostly lost it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong in everything you said

          >Caused two world wars
          War, violence, is the natural state/entry point of humans. What men achieved, was over the years weaken war more, and more and more, until the world got extremely peaceful. Men created civilization.

          Now women, who are attracted to violence (like bateman), and where most of them are madly in love with guys who beat the shit out of them , are setting society again in the path of violence

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick Bateman is literally me (internal self-hatred and the superficial narcissism that results from it) and it wasn't ever supposed to be good news.

    I identify with him so much that even I myself find it extremely cringy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it means that you are worthless to society
    oh no what a terrible thing that is, I can hardly cope about that!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should. Real society was made by real men, with accountability and justice. That was all dropped out of the window once women (and feminized men) got in power.

      Now men are merely pets for women, spending their time at the gym to ensure they please women at all times, and accepting their every whim (including marriage lols which are an absurd joke)

      Real men are dead it seems. Women killed all of them by not having children with them once they got their freedom of marriage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *marriage laws, but the lols apply interchangeably I guess, hardly a typo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        muh *real men*
        you mean wage slaves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being a commie sit at home neet (like a woman) is not being a real man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why can't I get a gf, bros?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same as you. Because our ancestors gave women rights

          Pic related

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post ur wrist tough guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Take the time you spent typing in Cinemaphile. My wrists have typed at the keyboard 10000 that amount but for work instead

          >but only chopping wood and working with your hands is a real man's job

          Yeah... uhm, who LOOOOVES guys who works with their hands again? Oh right - women. No, real work is mostly intellectual. Programmers, scientists, these are real men, not the homosexual guy fixing his bike

          You guys need to dewomanize you're brains

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Programmers
            >Scientists
            Lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >woman moment

              So you spend 24/7 on your phone, on tinder, on instagram, loving the internet and technology, and travelling - but you won't reproduce with the people who MADE all of that technology you love, from cellphones to fast transportation vehicles

              You are going back to medieval times. Before you women realize it, all the intelligent men will be dead because nobody married them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A biker fricked this guy's wife lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Modern cuck man who thinks a woman cheating on him is a laughable thing

              In the past your ancestors stoned cheating women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a real man?
        Answer carefully, genius.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the mostest real man I know. I wish more of you were like me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Real men don't say they're real men, you lose.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh, he’s a comedic character?
    only the newbiegiest of zoomers actually take him seriously, and they only know him from tiktok shorts anyway

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Works" at a company where he doesn't do any actual work
    You'd be surprised how much I've seen this tbh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie by a woman based on a book by a gay man. You can't honestly be surprised that the protagonist is a superficial, self-aggrandizing narcissist with a pedigree like that

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Real men don't worry about their looks, but rather, their productivity
    The most productive person at work is rarely the one that gets rewarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Urban Legend. You are paid for the value you bring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you work for the government that is, and why big government needs to die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You are paid for the value you bring
        You'll get your first job one day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've worked jobs and ran large businesses, deal with it chuddy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Embarrassing LARP. Extended too far with the "ran multiple large businesses" bit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but it's true anon... I'm on my third businesses right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a commie sit at home neet (like a woman) is not being a real man

        good golem

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Real men don't worry about their looks
    Literally never true in any time or place in human history

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >His entire behavior and personality was exactly that of a woman's, not a man.
    No, this is basically 99% of men.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of modern men, who have been hand picked by women to breed with, then yeah sure

      If you think men were colossal homosexuals in the past, we wouldn't have achieved everything we achieved today (and that women are now ruining)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    check these numbers

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Real men don't worry about their looks
    cope

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real men dress in a purposeful and deliberate manner, you're probably just a slob

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Identifying with a fictional character more than you identify with yourself is a sign you do not know yourself very well. You're likely very young or have had very few life experiences that have caused you to learn about yourself and your own relationship with reality.
    I also feel (just a feeling) that it is important for me to mention that identifying with feminine traits or even a female character does not make you a woman, it makes you a human being. You can no-more remove everything feminine from the world than you can remove your own X chromosome. You are you, a human being. It's a great thing. To hate any aspect of humanity is only doing yourself a disservice.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Says what real men should actually do
    Real men don't do that.
    See how easy that is with no qualifiers except I said so?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Works" at a company where he doesn't do any actual work
    Literally me.
    >Concerned with his physical appearance
    >Cares too much about accessories
    >Having sex
    Literally not me.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >His entire behavior and personality was exactly that of a woman's, not a man.
    The book was written by a gay man. Really makes you think.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like the character because he’s unhinged in ways normal people can’t be and I think people enjoyed watching him kill yuppies.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you miss that his entire being is constructed and surface-level and he isn't a person and he is just covered in layers and layers of skin
    >(he is shown applying a second skin to his face in the opening scene btw)
    Basically I agree with you, because women desperately latch onto consumerism too

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like this. I spent inordinate amounts of time and money trying to look at my best. I would rather look good than be productive. I also resent hearing about other people's good news unless I'm also experiencing good news at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just got the ick from you ( I'm a man tho)

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Real men don't worry about their looks
    No. Poor men and drug addicts "don't care" about their looks. This sounds like a cope from an ugly guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real men look good without trying at all, trying to make yourself look better means you looked bad before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men only cared about being attractive/strong lately. It is a recent phenomenon, caused by the fact being hard working/productive no longer gets you a wife, as it would in the past when women married who their dads picked

      Would you pick a gymgay or a hard working intelligent person to marry your daughter? There you go
      But given the choice, your daughter will always pick the gymgay

      Society unironically will not recover from this

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm some of these things. Not psychopath as I hate violence. And I don't really care about music and I would never want to be recorded having sex.. I am all the other things you mentioned.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think for a lot of people the "literally me" part comes from the fact that Bateman can never really be himself in public and tries to fit in socially without much success, and he is a all around funny love to hate character

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Office culture definitely involves guys who get ahead by being suave, attractive, impeccably dressed/groomed, talks a big game -- more than actual good work. It's the cultural capital of the managerial class, to embody vaporware.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cultural capital
      >managerial class
      Back to /r/chapo with you!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only seen this happen in companies that went bankrupt a few years later

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