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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wakeman
    >locks up her "failures" who all have sentience
    >let's her daughter fight monstrosities
    >incompetent
    >let's her daughter dress like a prostitute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was she specifically building robots that looked/acted like teenage girls?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Desire for a daughter but too much of a science autist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Such a horrible father that everyone feels too bad for his son to call him out on what a terrible father he is
        It's really something special.

        Given how the early prototypes acted like infants and toddlers, maybe it's simply a matter of programming more and more mature minds.
        She sees a need for humanity in the robot savior because otherwise it leads to shit like Armageddroid.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all villains are swingers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whyd they all have mini skirts and crop tops?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prototypes for a line of mass-produced sex bots that would make her a billionaire.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ben just abandoned his 14 kids and told them to frick off to space

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy and a boy named Sue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was stated they needed to frick off to mature and eat solar energy or something. This whole episode was weird and cute, it even started Teen Ben x Kevin unintentionally.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That episode where Jeff finally snapped and mind broke Billy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate pls

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like you mistook the word, they said worst parents, not best parent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a very loving father

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was so loving he always made sure to check if the bathroom door was locked and gave it a nice shake to make sure

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, pretty awful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squidward can hug himself, during his break

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonas Venture Sr.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the venture father's are just shit parents in general

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Werewolf Jones

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second only to you know who

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I raise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what this is.

      Second only to you know who

      Wow, I can't believe I forgot Clay. Yeah you win. I just used Billy because I just rewatched this clip.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obtuseangelo Trianglini

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obtuseangelo Trianglini

      He did nothing wrong whatsoever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He couldn't even die correctly
        In either universe!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pasqualo's face
      seriously deadbeat dads ALWAYS win, if you stay and raise your kids they take you for granted, but if you're a deadbeat your kid will constantly strive for your approval while you do nothing

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozai from Avatar

    >Scorches his son's face
    >Barely pays attention to him outside of calling him a failure
    >Planned on murdering the boy if not for Ursa poisoning the then fire lord so he could get the spot.
    >Exiles him forever as far as he is concerned
    >When it turns out the Avatar is back in action he approves sending people out to imprison and/or kill him

    Could also include Ursa in there too I suppose for the dumbassery she pulled in the comics and completely ditching him to a supernatural level

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You win

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot Take

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not great, sure. But explain how he is one of the worst

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Deadbeat dad
        >Never actually treated him like a son
        >Called him a failure
        >left him alone with his mom (who's a horrible mom)
        >never tried to make amends
        >never actually tells him that he's his dad
        >French
        if we count what happens in-game
        >actually just fricking shoots him
        >holy shit he just fricking kills him
        >calls him a homosexual too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How bad is Scout's Ma? Also Sniper's birth parents are also horrible as well.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's a bawd who let her sons live like a pack of feral dogs from the sounds of it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How many sons does she have? I forgot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scout is the youngest of 8 boys.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder guy doesn't like Billy and Jeff relationship because it reminds him of his own abusive relationship with his father

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        John K

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a frick what John K thinks?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"He's a no-good husband and a deadbeat dad
    If he disappeared for good, then we'd all be glad
    His face is gross, his manner is brash
    If you split him down the middle, all you'll find is trash"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Richard is part rat
      That explains his ravenous appetite and extremely low standards for food.

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