Worst corporate mascot ever?

Worst corporate mascot ever?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could lewd that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe you, anon-senpai!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, we're waiting, anon. Give him the vitamin D.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do fem/gayanons really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >clean cut
        >obviously has a good job
        >tailored suit
        >gets plenty of vitamin C
        >seems polite and well-mannered
        what's the issue?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The issue is that could never be me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            4 of those are attainable

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Worst corporate mascot ever?
    Tickatydee. In all seriousness I can't decide if he's the worst or the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By August 1992, the chain had fallen far from grace and into obscurity. So, as a last-ditch effort to bring back their lost customers, a new advertising mascot was created. That mascot was Mr. Delicious, a monochromatic middle-aged divorcee who hated his life but loved going to Rax. The nihilistic tone of the ads was meant to appeal to Gen X humor, but instead ended up driving away Rax's remaining customers, most of whom were baby boomers.
      That's fricking hilarious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can eat here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's awful but also too memeable to ignore. Shit like this would have saved the business if it came out now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like a family guy gag.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find out one of the few remaining Rax restaurants is just a few counties over
      >make plans to go there for laughs, find out the day before that the buffet/salad bar is gone
      WHAT'S THE FRICKING POINT THEN, IT'S NOT A RAX ANYMORE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You deserve it for trying to pull a Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least he’s funny in a boomer kind of way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not though, him not being funny to Boomers was literally what destroyed the restaurant chain.
        >Hurr I just meant boomer as an older person
        Shut the frick up meme-guzzling moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >old people were offended at a caricature of an old castrated man
          Dumb old man.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do have to wonder where they were trying to go with making vague allusions to having a vasectomy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The issue was he was too real see if he was still married but hated wife wed have a winning million dollar character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. D is a pretty cool name sounds like her gets alot of pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was curious and looked it up

      >And cartoons are mostly for people who wet their pants
      Did we just get btfo'd by this guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love this ad and wish there had been a rax in my area at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By August 1992, the chain had fallen far from grace and into obscurity. So, as a last-ditch effort to bring back their lost customers, a new advertising mascot was created. That mascot was Mr. Delicious, a monochromatic middle-aged divorcee who hated his life but loved going to Rax. The nihilistic tone of the ads was meant to appeal to Gen X humor, but instead ended up driving away Rax's remaining customers, most of whom were baby boomers.
      That's fricking hilarious.

      Basically a constant mistake in any industry; When the Boomers in suits think copying whatever "the kids are into" to save them would work and instead becomes a detriment.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zesty

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You kid, but that mascot is what’s paying Gary Baseman’s bills

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got sick taking this stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'VE GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rathergood is kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >two guys in the UK come up with a stupid song outside of the pub one night and put it on the internet with mildly disturbing visuals
        >a marketing guy on the other side of the atlantic goes, "YES! THIS WILL SELL OUR TOASTED SANDWICHES"
        It was ahead of its time in a way, corporations cash in on internet memes constantly now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to love watching Rathergood as a kid , particulary this one:

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two guys in the UK come up with a stupid song outside of the pub one night and put it on the internet with mildly disturbing visuals
      >a marketing guy on the other side of the atlantic goes, "YES! THIS WILL SELL OUR TOASTED SANDWICHES"
      It was ahead of its time in a way, corporations cash in on internet memes constantly now

      >completely destroys the best sandwich restaurant in america
      There's only one fricking quiznos left in my county, and I'm never letting it go. Frick fresh deli cuts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're starting to make a comeback.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went BECAUSE of the weird commercials

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same beer?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zesty li'l wyte boi

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say no more

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honeycomb freakbeast seems downright criminal

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you WILL eat the burger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss this lil homie like you wouldn't believe.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all, he's the most boring one but not the worst. The "worst" corporate mascot would make it so that you don't want to buy whatever it's selling

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Airborne is useless placebo shit. You end up pissing most of it out because your body can't process that much.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Esurance chick that they quietly got rid of when they found out the search results for Esurance was mostly rule 34

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any r34 of Erin and the spongmonkeys?

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