Worst marvel book of the year

The moron who thought making MJ a Superhero was a good idea should be shoot in my modest opinion. This shit was so bad on so many levels that I don't where to begin I am truly speechless with how bad this was. I know 2024 just got started but I truly can' imagine a even worse marvel book then this. Never mind well's current on ASM this crap is much worse then that.

What's next after this 616 Gwen Stacy gets resurrected then gains superpowers and becomes a Superhero also *cringe*.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're only a month in pal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I know But I truly doubt any marvel book will be worse then this I for one nominate it to be the worst book to come out from marvel this year.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you really making another ESL shitpost thread about Spider-Man just because no-one was responding all that much to your shitposting over in

        [...]

        ?
        This is an awful comic, yeah, but you really need to find a better way to spend your time than constantly being an ESL moron on a Taiwanese finger painting forum

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Worst marvel book of the year
        Hold up. Is it really a storytime of pain level work?

        s it better or worse than the garbage with paul or batman catwoman for last year?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I just see all of this as a lesson for Mary Jane that being a super-hero and being with Paul is very difficult, even if he is her 'man in the chair'. She's going to do exactly what Peter did to her and it's going to break them apart.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its like pottery

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not so much the premise, as the writing and plot being the most phoned-in, boilerplate garbage they could've went with. Bronfman (is that even a real name?) would be advised not to quit their day job. Tho tebequech this could very well have been written by gpt or something.

    If this had been written by McKay we might have had something fit for human consumption, at least.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The finished product for this cover shows the numerous revisions the seething editor forced the artist to do to reduce her hips and chest and make her less sexy

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already did that with 616 Gwen when Mephisto changed reality during the Jason Aaron’s Heroes Reborn event in 2021.
    Gwen became Nightbird the sidekick of her mentor, the black Nighthawk.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also brought Night-Gwen back in one of the later Spider-Gwen miniseries.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackpot.
    Rules!!!
    Frick the haters!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least she's got some nice breasts. But I need to see some cleavage and outline of nips on her suit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You see enough cleavage of Mary Jane in her civilian clothes. She doesn’t need supervillains ripping her shirt off in battle.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > She doesn’t need supervillains ripping her shirt off in battle.
          Meds now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t listen to the haters.
      MJ as Jackpot is what the franchise needs.

      Holy shit that costume is atrocious. Who thought this was a good idea? It looks like something from the late 80s / early 90s.
      (Just looked it up, creators are 46 and 67, so that kinda explains it.)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it feels like they wanted to make it a Playboy bunny suit, because of casinos, but didn't want to sexualize her. So they just ruined any chance of it being good.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it feels like they wanted to make it a Playboy bunny suit
          Nah, it's inspired by a croupier outfit. But it's just a terrible design all around. Feels like it'd be more suited towards a d-list joke villain than a superheroine.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's next after this 616 Gwen Stacy gets resurrected then gains superpowers and becomes a Superhero also *cringe*.
    I mean, we are halfway there with that one.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even a big Spidey hater like most of .Cinemaphile but it's so depressing thinking about how we went from that Leah Williams MJ series to this superhero shit

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To play devil's advocate, I don't hate the idea, the costume, or the power gimmick (despite how annoyingly on the nose it is). What I hate is everything surrounding it, the context of how we got here. It's even more offensive how editorial is still trying to validate Paul

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are her powers even supposed to be? Some type of knockoff Omnitrix?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face it Tiger. MJ no longer belongs to Peter.
    You all should get on the Black cat train!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >supporting character became superhero
    AWFUL
    at the same level that:
    multiverse shit
    multiversal refugees
    death shocking value

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the exception of Flash Thompson and Rick Jones, it’s only the hot love interest that it happens to.
      I say let them have powers too.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Worst marvel book of the year

    That's not exactly a high bar.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a DC character

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t listen to the haters.
    MJ as Jackpot is what the franchise needs.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that the Black Cat/Jackpot ship is called Blackjack.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to hit that jackpot.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered that maybe too much of your identity and emotion are wrapped up in Spider-Man comics and their alt-universe spin-offs?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna post about how insanely hot the Renew Your Vows MJ suit was

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      MilfJay

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they could have just given her her barbarian persona.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The author of this is a complete airhead as well. She talks about loving MJ as a character, yet has only read MacKay's Dark Web miniseries, had not heard about MJ famously beating up Chameleon, and wrote her as a *bad actress* when that's been MJ's major talent for 60 years.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s okay Peter.
    I’m sure you’ll meet some other hot model redhead in for fitting clothing.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul broke another one!

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long before aunt may gets turned into a superhero too?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      With the exception of Flash Thompson and Rick Jones, it’s only the hot love interest that it happens to.
      I say let them have powers too.

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