didn't have to come out this year, just one you watched.
I saw Prometheus and it was awful
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I saw Prometheus and it was awful
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After all the things you've heard about it, you still did that to yourself?
At least we had the excuse that the trailer made it look cool and Scott hadn't dragged his name in the mud yet.
i like giallo in general
but this was horrible
I really like the title though
Is that the one where the killer sounds like Donald Duck? lol I found it entertaining
>t. has seen two Italian horror movies and can't remember which is which
no, it is not that one, and I won't do you the courtesy of telling which movie that is, since it's much more fricking famous than this one is
I saw both Son of the Mask and The Master of Disguise for the first time this year. I would say Son of the Mask was probably the worse of the 2 but only slightly.
Yeah, caught Master of Disguise at the kinoplex. It deserves the hate.
Anon isn't turtely enough for the turtle club
it seems like those SNL guys only get one bomb and then it's over. Even Mike Meyers
i read somewhere that dana carvey was originally intended to play doctor evil but had to bow out because of heart problems that plagued him for awhile
I have positive memories but then again I was also the target demographic when I last watched it (7 year old shitbag with no sense of taste) so maybe that’s why
Don't rewatch as an adult. It does not hold up.
yeah I thought that shit was hilarious and when he had that hit girl suit made my little pecker hard wanted a suit like that to play with boobs
Damn it must be really bad. Master of Disguise is my answer for the OP.
I don't know if it even counts as a movie but RollerGator is legitimately unwatchable. Even with Rifftrax it took 4 attempts to get through it
That endless acoustic background song gets on you 2 minutes in.
I wonder who the target audience was
oh good lord, those things don't even count as movies. how come rifftrax doesn't do new releases anymore? they used to do capeshit and star wars. did they get sued or something?
I think Mike mentioned that "newer" movies (especially major Hollywood blockbuster films) are too jam packed and leaves no room to make jokes.
like there is always dialog or music going on so there is no quite sections to put in jokes
I remember not liking having to sync the tracks to the movies. they were talking at one point a long time ago about making a player that would sync the tracks automatically but I don't know if that ever happened
The blockbusters were always perfunctory
Twilight was a rare big budget movie that "works" as a riff movie, but for instance, James Cameron's Avatar, you can just feel how much fricking pain they are in watching it
There's the lengthy chase where the big tiger thing is trying to eat Sam Worthington and there's so much "action" with so little actually happening that the Rifftrax guys start talking about fricking door-to-door salesmen
They've done two new big-budget movies this year
As an introverted loser who used to love that shit I understand the thought of literally never watching another Star Wars or superhero movie again
They do but not as many. They've put out audiotracks for cats, top hun 2, dunc, and a few others.
>Starring Joe Estevez
kek
Aww, Joe seems like a real hail fellow
Worst movie I guess would have to be Rad
I'd say The Marvels, but it should have been Enternals or Shang Chi but I shut them off halfway through.
I watched all of the Puppet Master movies this year. Worst would probably be Axis Termination.
they really ran those into the ground. imo 1-3 are quaint, watchable little horror movies, and then they tried to make them heroes, rebooted a few times and then got waaaaay too into the nazi shit. the one with greg sestero was particularly bad, incidentally there's a really funny rifftrax for it
You have no reason to believe me but before I finished reading your post my mind was already interjecting "at least there's the one with Greg Sestero"
I loved those little homies somehow demolishing the blatant copies of the bad guys from Dark City
I enjoyed The Littlest Reich for what it was, and really enjoy the Nazi puppet angle.
Asteroid City is the only bad one I watched to completion.
Is it Wes Anderson's worst film?
Darjeeling's worse. And IMO Asteroid was fun.
Watching Rifftrax do "The Shape of Things to Come" so I guess that is worst by default
>Nice job showing your lungs on your shirt
kek
Probably Oppenheimer. That or Killers of the Flower Moon. Nah, Oppue was worse. Had to walk out of that shit.
Bait used to be believable
Napoleon was pretty awful
Asteroid City was absolutely awful. I'd say the Little Mermaid remake was just as bad, but at least the Wes Anderson movie was so bad I turned it off. Put me to sleep.
Might have just been Boy and the Heron
Top ten, not really sure why Lamborghini got the top spot.
I don't think about bad movies. i barely remember them after a day or two.
I just watched Highlander 2 last night so that I guess.
Objectively, I finally got around to watching Troll 2, so that would be it. Subjectively, I fricking hated Killers of the Flower Moon. Three hours and a half guilt trip, felt like shit throughout, one good scene(the one where Leo gets a paddlin and you learn Bobby D is a Freemason).
>guilt trip
Did you marry indians for the sake having children with them, so you could kill your indian wife and then your indian children, for oil money?
No, but all of my governmental institutions constantly remind me that I'm living on stolen native land, and the movie uses the expression "white people"(not just specifically the ones that did the marry/kill bit), so ipso-facto all white people are guilty for anything bad that ever happened to white people. You probably know I'm being sarcastic to some extent, but that's how people process that kind of content:
>white people did bad thing to indians, I'm white, my ancestors were white, they did that, so I feel guilty and I feel bad about it
You know it, and the people making the movie know it, and that's why they're making it.
>l white people are guilty for anything bad that ever happened to indians
fix'd
yes, the osage lands were inundated with white people seeking to exploit the osage. some more than others.
How did the Osage know how to drill for oil? How did they know that oil was worth anything? Did they have cars before white people got there?
at the beginning of the oil rush, earth quakes were literally causing oil geysers, without drilling.
Ok cool, if the earthquake had happened in 1300, what would the Okage have done then?
not been in such a place because there'd be no food there.
right, exactly
and they were only there because the white man thought that land was worthless.
you say that as if that somehow invalidates my point. whatever wealth they had was a direct result of the white man's society. yeah, they got treated like shit to some extent, but they also benefited greatly from whites.
Yes, I invalidated your point.
>get off your land, here, go to reservation, die there, it is worthless
>wait, shit, there's oil there, okay uh let us come and exploit/kill you
>wait stop don't call the federal government
>go to reservation
instruction from whites
>there's oil there
worthless without whites and their technology
>federal government
no such thing without whites
Invalidate harder, you didn't invalidate shit.
You're really stretching hard here to imply no wrong was ever done. even trying to argue against objective fact. why?
I'm not saying no wrong was ever done, I'm saying more good was done than bad. Yet they make films like KotFM that focus on the bad, and I'm saying they do so with an agenda. Feel free to disagree, but I'll still be right.
Okay, so what goods did the movie omit?
My issue isn't that the movie omitted any good, it's that it exists at all. The very fact that they focus the attention of the public on the bad, on the "white man's sin", is in itself an issue. It's called agenda-setting. I'm not saying they should have made a movie focusing on the good, I'm saying they should have made no movie. But they did, and I'm analyzing the impacts of how it is then perceived and the impact it has on an audience. Obviously all of this is going way above your tiny brainlet head.
Okay, so you haven't watched the movie.
I did, but I wish I hadn't.
Why? it was a sober and flat accounting of events. It allowed liars, cheats, and murderers to simply be people, it doesn't imply any specific person is good or evil until the FBI starts doing real investigations, doesn't assign blame until verdicts are handed out, doesn't glorify or demonize anyone, and it doesn't even imply anything was solved in the end, except maybe less white people on the reservation.
>sober and flat
That's part of my issue with it. It was a little too sober and flat. I'd call it boring. It also didn't need to be 3h30, with that running time and that "sober and flat" tone, it's more akin to torture. It's not a "bad" movie per se, but for me it's a 5/10 at best.
If Asteroid City is the worst thing you saw this year your life is great
And if you think it's actually bad you're moronic
He was also a israelite, Leo too (gets said twice)
I remember the one guy calling him and DeNiro's character half a israelite, but I interpreted it as meaning that he was calling them money grubbing, not to be taken literally. In any case the characters were based on real people who were not israeli. They were Freemasons though, make of that what you will.
Truthfully its an obscure japanese movie called the Story of PuPu about a bawd and a mad lesbian driving around in a car while the bawd fricks several men including a boy who is fused to the back trunk and has a gun that shoots whoever opens the back trunk(except the bawd who fricks him). It ends with them killing several people specifically the guy who knocked up the bawd.
Its the only movie I wish I could actually get my time back because of what a waste it was. I would genuinely advise you not to watch this, it is stupid crap but with a name like that I guess it should be expected. Even by goofy japanese 90s standards this movie is awful.
>inb4 someone tells me this is a deep artistic masterpiece
It's weird how much people simp for redskins when they don't exist anymore. Closest we have these days is Elizabeth Warren and ironically she's the whitest person in America.
>Indiana Jones
intensely boring, unlikable characters, far too long, too much CGI, no stunts
>Barbie
stupid, steeped in misandry, self-contradictory, feminist
>Oppenheimer
rips off Terrence Malick's Tree of Life, Murphy delivers every line with the exact same amount of gravitas like he's reading Shakespeare, too pro-Israel, too long
>The Exorcist Believer
intensely stupid
>The Last Voyage of the Demeter (A Dracula Tale)
Dracula has no character, characters are boring, awful fake fire CGI effects, sequel bait ending is cringe
>self-contradictory
Just discovering women, huh?
It's just really weird how Barbie escapes from the Mattel CEOs because... they want to send her back to Barbieland. So Barbie runs away... to Barbieland. Then the Mattel CEOs chase her to Barbieland so they can... congratulate her? She could have just gotten in the box and the movie would have played out exactly the same.
Yeah, women don't make sense dude.
Movies having perfunctory tacked-on antagonists seems to be a more common trend nowadays, like a script doesn't work unless it has a "bad guy" in it
that's probably the biggest problem with Barbie. Barbie's problems are existential. She's worried about getting old and dying. These are problems both men and women have. But midway through the movie Mattel CEO and Ken become the villains, as if the patriarchy is the root cause of Barbie's existential crisis. The movie couldn't resist hating on men for no reason.
>all these gays hating master of disguise
nah that movie was kino. it was one of the only vhs's my grandma owned so every time I was at her house the entire family ended up watching it. I could probably recite the entire movie from memory now
All year? Oppenheimer. All that build up and historical rape for a fricking dud nuke that looked like a regular fire explosion? I was pretty pissed off. They didn't even try to make that the big money shot or impressive and that was the entire point to watching this fricking trash. Glad it got fricked right out of the Oscars.
I watched some "classic" stinkers for the first time this year- Freddie Got Fingered and Scary Movie 5 immediately come to mind. I'm sure I watched more too, but those are the ones that come to mind first. I kinda enjoy bad movies though.
I've found there's two kinds of people in the world
Ones that think Scary Movie 1 and 2 were good, and 3, 4 and 5 were garbage
And ones that think Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4 were good and 5 was garbage
>Freddie Got Fingered
comedy kino
DADDY
Exorcist believer for me by miles.
Awful on its owns terms as just a lame as frick horror/possession film. Absolutely insulting as a sequel to one of the greatest films of the 70s.
I could easily find many terrible flicks from this year that are cheaper or more amateurishly made but I won't find anything I hate as much Believer. It's a poster child for all the things wrong with the current glut of embarrassing "legacy sequel" soft reboots.
for some reason the fact that they got the actress who plays Reagan's mom to reprise her role makes it even worse.
really good animation, though. So much talent wasted on that film.
is that the one where the mom says she wasn't allowed into the exorcism room because of the Patriarchy or something
Yes and that is the least of the films problems if you can believe it as every single thing before and after is also completely terrible.
It's like it was made by people that not only didn't understand the original but may very well have never even seen it. The Exorcist is no stranger to bad sequels but Believer is a new low.
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Becky - an ungrateful c**t girl who is the real villain of the movie never gets what's coming to her. She just abuses her father before he dies and pretends she cares that he's dead after.
the cabin in the woods, it was ass
Barbie
Just watched Eight Crazy Nights. Fun to make fun of with friends but not very good.
Wrath of Becky. It was like an hour long including credits and all the action happened in the last 5 minutes.
I only watched an episode of MST3K when I was a kid, is it worth coming back to?
>remember watching Prometheus a few years back
>"well we've hit rock bottom but at least it can't can't worse than this"
>mfw watching Alien Covenant for the first time
Also honorable mention to Hellraiser 2022 for being a colossal pile of crap with a completely unlikable cast and godawful plot.
>"well we've hit rock bottom but at least it can't can't worse than this"
same energy
>"no one could ever make a worse Terminator movie than this"
>James Cameron himself emerges from retirement to go "hold my beer, we didn't even get to the immigration analogies, cuckolding or lesbianism yet"
Watched through the Milla Jovovich Resident Evil movies with some friends this year, and while they certainly weren't good, I had some fun watching them, EXCEPT for th Final Chapter. Just pure garbage from start to finish and made even less sense than the others somehow.
Smile
Literally just pee pee poo poo man 2, electric boogaloo.
Dunc
I finally watched the Dark Knight Rises this year
Great opening scene but the rest was awful
It was Wish, honestly, and I saw 500 movies this year
what a waste of time
i don't actually think i would say it was a "bad" movie but i'm bothered the more i think about The Imitation Game
the movie visually looks great, atmosphere is good, acting is fine in a vacuum
but everything is just so distorted to fulfill audience expectations and have "and then everyone clapped" moments
cumberbatch's turing is not at all like the actual guy was described, they go way too hard on him being super-autistic and standoffish when turing was supposedly charismatic despite being hard to work with
dance's character is turned into a two-dimensional cardboard villain for the sake of drama
barely any time is spent actually understanding how the decoding machine works, they just move some wires and plugs after the "epiphany" scene
the worst might be the scene where the general is coming to shut down turing's machine and fire him, and then his co-workers, who supposedly hate his guts as portrayed by the last several scenes, all do the "if you fire him, you'll have to fire me too" meme
it's like a hallmark movie but with high production values and a facade of historical basis
General audiences just want to be emotionally manipulated, they aren't following the plot of the movie. Half of the people who'll tell you Oppenheimer was a masterpiece also couldn't tell you what happens in it.
I don't think that's true. I think you're just typing things to make yourself feel more intelligent at the expense of vague others you just imagined existing.
>worst movie you've seen all year?
>Prometheus
Mine was also Prometheus unironically
Worst released this year: El Conde
Worst regardless of date: Possession
>Worst regardless of date: Possession
didn't watch it this year but I also hate it
Yeah I didn't get anything out of it at all. I felt enticed to watch it since I saw people talking up how horrific a particular scene was and when I got to it it's just Isabelle Adjani loudly gyrating in a subway tunnel
For me it's a toss up between 2 Nic Cage movies: The Retirement Plan and Butcher's Crossing. And I love his movies in general.
I don't know why I expected this to be watchable...