Worst recasts of Harry Potter? I'll start with the easiest one, Pansy Parkinson.

Worst recasts of Harry Potter?
I'll start with the easiest one, Pansy Parkinson.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling demanded they recast her because she was based on a childhood bully and Rowling didn't like how pretty she was.

    Imagine being told that you're being hired because you're ugly enough to assuage the writer's latent jealousy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      on the other hand imagine being fired because pedo rowling said you're too hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      on the other hand imagine being fired because pedo rowling said you're too hot

      The worst thing is that they changed her when they realized that she wasn't getting even some lines, and by then we got stuck with the last actress.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of hp was bullshit JK self-insert masturbation. hermione is clearly JK. hermione always comes through as the ace-in-the-hole/deus ex machina. she's the true hero of the story. pansy is obviously based on some girl that was slightly mean to her in school. JK is a hack.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the rest of it was ripped off of every fantasy writer from the last century

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing even comes close to that.
      They didn't just recast her with a less attractive actress, they also went out of their way to make the latter actress extra ugly via hair and makeup. Which lends a lot of credibilty to the rumors.

      Either way, Genevieve was the perfect Pansy, and will always be bestgirl.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a deleted scene of Gaunt sexually bullying Watson in the girls bathroom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's actually wholesome. she's a v/o artist now. records audiobooks for young adult novels and also does live plays/broadway type stuff. and yeah, she's still hot as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaunt with bangs is cute.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like she has a John Waters moustache.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called a "shadow", and it's more of a Hitler/Chaplin mustache shape on that pic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gaunt

      I wonder if it's just a coincidence or if Rowling gave Voldemort's mom's family her last name out of spite?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, it wouldn't surprise me. rowling is worse than stephen king. and king is HORRIBLE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another win for the Mediterranean Race, a toast for Giuseppe Sergi.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaunt with bangs is cute.

      >ywn have a Genevieve Gaunt in your life
      This shit sucks

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they not recast a white guy already established in their movies and made him a black guy? Not even Marvel would do that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay. In exchange for that, they fired a black girl and replaced her with a white one when she got a speaking role (Lavender Brown).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      are there unironically morons who don't know that Blaise Zabini was a character (introduced in the 6th movie) and wasn't a recast of Crabbe (in the 8th)?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blaise Zabini was a character
        No. Blaise Zabini was a background extra.
        Did he even get any lines in the 8th?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember any scenes with this character

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the pig-nosed girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh..........i'm gonna need more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Yhivi, one of my favourites

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so it's not really the girl from HP?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's as bad as the "luna lovegood" leaks that turned out to be a russian lookalike. if you don't go the real deal, then don't even play with my emotions, Smokie.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scared you'll get an erection Potter?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the defining trait of a slytherin being racist? How would this b***h have even gotten into the clique in-universe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't the defining trait of a slytherin being racist?
      No. Just elitist and pureblood-supremacist, at least historically, when pureblood families still were more common.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're magic-racists. They'd consider some pureblood ooga booga African witchdoctor superior to the whitest muggle.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They'd consider some pureblood ooga booga African witchdoctor superior to the whitest muggle.
        To be fair, /misc/tards would also consider "some pureblood ooga booga African witchdoctor" superior to any Western scientist.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need a coquettish little uptight tart like Pansy breaking my tiny white testicles beneath her stilletos

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unnamed blonde slytherin girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unnamed
      Who was unnamed played by in the sequel?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is repopulating America with Hugh Hefner's grandchildren

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He kinda looks like Goyle. Or Crabbe. No idea which one is which.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    harry potter or planet of the apes?

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