Post worst sequels of all time. And by "sequel" I mean FILM NUMBER TWO. Not the third or fourth or fifth or sixth or seventh etc.
I'm going with Robocop 2 as the worst sequel of all time. It completely ruins the ending of Robocop right off the bat and is just a snuff film after that.
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More American Graffiti.
“Dumb and dumberer” was technically a prequel therefore “dumb and dumber to” is the true second film and it is one of the worst I’ve ever seen, just absolute dogshit.
Hellraiser 2 was pretty bad
Hard disagree from me. Dr. Channard and his Cenobite form were awesome.
A cool character does not a good film make.
I actually liked it more than the first one.
Agree
I completely forgot this joke of a movie existed.
I never watched it, I only know the webm that have been posted here and a couple of Youtube clips and it looks beyond awful.
I never liked The Exorcist but it's a decent movie. The Exorcist II was so bad someone in the theater said the director was in the room and a poor guy that was going to the bathroom had to flee for his life because the audience thought it was the director fleeing and chase him down the street. That's how bad it is.
Exorcist III is a great film tho, but that's because it is an adaptation from a book that got nothing to do with the Exorcist franchise but the producers put that title in thinking it would make more money.
>a book that got nothing to do with the Exorcist franchise
legion is explicitly a follow-up, it even has father karras in it (kind of) it just doesn't have 'exorcist' in the title.
>My wife’s mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night she’s cooking us a carp. It’s a tasty fish, I have nothing against it. But because it’s supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live. And for three days it’s been… swimming up and down in my bathtub. Up… and down. And I hate it. I can’t stand the sight of it. Moving its gills. Now, you’re standing very close to me Father, Have you noticed? Yes… I haven’t had a bath for three days. I can’t go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it swimming, I’ll kill it.
Is it from the 2nd or the 3rd?
3rd
the israelite fears the indoor fish farmer
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Pajeets
Matrix Reloaded
The Patton sequel was absolute trash.
Does this count?
Yes
this shit is going to be officialy non-canon in the next 10 years.
>it was an alternate universe
or
>it was a dream
or
>time travel
What's the fricking point in retconning it if Hamill, Ford and Billy Dee will most likely be dead or too old to act in 10 years meaning we'll never get true sequel kino?
why retcon the best movie in the entire group of 9? its the only one with interesting characters doing interesting things. my favorite part was when Leia used to force to survive being in space
No one gives a shit about seeing Ford in another SW movie. Least of all him. Luke deserves to get his successful academy and marriage to Mara Jade though
I vote for this. It still pisses me off. Not only was it ac giant "FRICK YOU" to the fans of the originals, it was so poorly made its beyond belief that people were this moronic.
The Man From Earth 2: Holocene.
Exorcist 2
Rebel Moon Part Two
Titanic 2
>I'm going with Robocop 2 as the worst sequel of all time.
Fricking moron. This has to be bait.
Robocop 2 is one of the worst movies ever made
If you're moronic and have no taste.
RoboCop 2 isn't even that bad.
It's unironically one of the best Hollywood sequels. People that hate it are upset that it's not trying to be another Robocop 1.
robocop 3 is the worst movie ever made.
i am incapable of cringing when im remembering the scene of the japanese robot just waving his sword in front of the robocop who is just laying immobile on the floor.
2 & 3 are good, it's the remake that sucks.
I liked Blues Brothers 2000.
Does a trilogy number two count? If yes, SW prequels.
If not, Matrix 2
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
i tried watching it a 2nd time once.
i just couldnt.
>he warched it once
Ngmi
Caddyshack 2 and Teen Wolf Too are the worst.
WONDER WOMAN 1984
BttF2 may not be the worst sequel of all time (there's some direct to DVD sequels, like DragonHeart maybe, that probably take the top spot), but it is the worst of the BttF trilogy.
>BttF 2 worse than 3
Are you mad?
I don't blame you for mistakenly thinking 2 > 3. It's very tempting, especially since I don't like Wild West settings.
So lets break it down giving 2 the benefit of the doubt and starting with the setting.
At the beginning of part 2 we're in a neat 2015 future, but if that's what you love about the movie, you'll end up disappointed because we really only spend enough time there to date the movie with it's future predictions before shifting to alternate 80's. A dystopian setting that I don't imagine most people think of when they think BttF. But hey, maybe you love the unique feel and commentary of the dark '85. Well too bad, because we're off to rehash the exact same 50's set from part 1 again.
If I could label Bttf2 with any one word, it would have to be "inconsistency". This goes much further than in inconsistent setting.
Right from the start of the film, we pick up where part 1 left off, with Doc Brown's return to warn Marty and Jennifer, and take them with him. This must be serious, after we know how much this man values the preservation of the timeline. Sure, he did get learn some flexibility with Marty's note, but that turned out to be a matter of life and death. So what is it now? Their son getting arrested.
Really? As it turns out Marty's first guess of "do our kids turn out to be buttholes?" isn't far off the mark.
So instead of trying any less extreme solution, like maybe better parenting, the Doc takes the both of them to the future.
And why bring Jennifer along because "it concerns her too" just to knock her out and leave her behind as soon as they get there. Her presence does nothing but threaten the existence of the entire universe, as Doc Brown himself later explains. This is not the same Emmit Brown we know from part 1. Sure, some of his new attitude could be attributed to character development, but not this complete 180 degree turn in decision making.
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Sorry, that's meant to say
>mistakenly thinking 3 is greater than 2
Now, if I just spend this whole time talking shit about part 2 it won't prove anything, so lets move to 3.
BttF 3 is a movie about the best character in the franchise. Doctor Emmett Brown.
Marty works well as the everyman that the audience can relate and have super-science explained at, but Doc Brown is the man who invented time travel.
This is a motherfricker who was conning Lybian terrorists over a WMD deal. No one can read what I just typed and tell me honestly that they don't want to know more about this man.
Part 3 shifting the focus to his actions, his desires, and his love story, with Marty more just along for the ride now than before, is great.
And if anyone still needs any more evidence after that, Part 1 and 3 give us sexy Mcfly relatives for Marty to wake up to, while Part 2 gives us J. Fox in drag instead.
>Now, if I just spend this whole time talking shit about part 2 it won't prove anything
I love all BTTF, but I want to keep hearing you shittalk bttf2. Didjaknow that they never planned on making sequels? Bttf1's ending was a joke, and they were horrified that they had to make a sequel?
>This is a motherfricker who was conning Lybian terrorists over a WMD deal. No one can read what I just typed and tell me honestly that they don't want to know more about this man.
When can we get 4 season HBO series where Doc Brown meets the Libyans fur the first time and finally cons them out of Plutonium.
It sounds cool as shit, but the idea of a ANH prequel where we see the rebels snatch the death star plans also sounds cool, and Rogue One fricking sucked and Andsnore needs 3-5 exposition episodes before it hits a big payoff episode, so maybe it should be 4 episodes only like Chernobyl?
There’s also the inconsistency in the time travel itself. Why, when Biff steals the time machine to change the past, does he return to the same timeline he left? This gets partly (but still unsatisfyingly) addressed in a deleted scene, but I’ll emphasis “deleted” there. And even then, why does Marty only shift timelines when he goes backward here? Even Doc’s timeline chart doesn’t make all the inconsistent behavior fit.
ahem
I'm still mad about the reboot. I actually liked the new design but failing at the box office killed any hope for a new set of movies.
Jaws 2 isn't the worst. Not a good movie by any means, but a passable rehash of the first. Blues Brothers 2000 might as well have included a scene of John Goodman shitting out diarrhea all over John Belushi's gravestone.
Blues Brothers 2000 had a good soundtrack. That ALONE disqualifies it from being the worst sequel of all time.
What's your favourite song from the soundtrack? I like Funky Nassau and Looking for a fox.
Blues traveler being in the movie did it for me
Not that the first film is great but Children of the Corn 2 is seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
This and Amityville are two franchises with zero good movies.
You didn't like the remake
Amityville 2 is absolute kino.
Blues Brothers 2000 never needed to exist and is fricking moronic from start to finish.
a sequel to the Donner films.
I watched it and was bored out of my mind. I cant believe this wasn't the thing that destroyed Singer's career, and it took boy in the pool house. "Throwing the continent of kryptonite into space" should have been industry shorthand for decades for a creator not understanding the material.
Weird how good that plane crash scene is compared to the rest of the movie
That part was the most superman part ever put on screen. A pity about the rest.
>Donny Darko 2
That shit gave me cancer of the taint.
>post worst sequel
>part 2 only
>uses jaws 4 the revenge in picrel
op is a gay
Empire Strikes Back
Dumb 80s action globohomme schlock when the original was a magical desert epic. I, of course, blame it on israeli meddling.
irreparably ruins the first forever in every timeline.
DO NOT WATCH
literally grotesque
Cashgrabs made twenty years later don't ruin the first kek they're easily ignored as non-canon. Still had some neat moments like the alien biosuit actually doing somethinf for once
>Cashgrabs made twenty years later don't ruin the first kek they're easily ignored as non-canon.
They're harder to ignore as noncanon if they both came out before you were born. Example:
>I'm going with Robocop 2 as the worst sequel of all time
>worst sequel of all time
thread is already ruined turboreddit shit
You are now aware there are FOUR Jarhead films.
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) is the movie with effects so good it leaves people thinking its film maker was in charge of faking the moonlanding in 1969.
I read the first book, and loved it. I read the second book and was loving it but I made the fatal mistake of watching the second movie halfway through the book and it tainted my imagination.
This bullshit looks like a fricking MST3K set.
i dont remember it being that bad. it was a different movie thats for sure
Pacific Rim 2. I pretend it doesn't exist and that the first movie is a neat little Kaiju gem.
Anchorman 2 and Zoolander 2 both came out way too long after the original films and sucked horribly
The first Smokey and The Bandit was a fun movie this one was awful in comparison
Nothing will ever top Highlander 2 for bad sequels. Legitimately wtf was that movie?
It was the quickening
I saw this movie before i saw any other highlander movie, and while as a kid i didnt enjoy the broody setting, i thought it was a neat movie. i always thought that the highlander were aliens and shit as i watched the tv show. it was confusing.
>this far into the thread
>nobody has mentioned picrel yet