>wot if the proime minister fricked a hog on the telly

>wot if the proime minister fricked a hog on the telly

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wut if ur mum was a computah

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the pig fricker episode is still the best one as far as I'm concerned. when I first watched it I was hoping the entire show would just be following up with those characters after that event, was very disappointed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the pig fricker episode is still the best one as far as I'm concerned
      Agreed. I often hear people complain it's a bad introduction to the series and I completely disagree, if you get filtered by the pig fricking kino then black mirror season 1-2 isn't for you
      I think it's the only show on netflix that starts on a different episode by default probably because they don't want it to scare people away, but it's become a completely watered down version of itself now anyway so I guess that makes sense

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pig fricking episode is great, but I also think that it's a bad start, it almost filtered me.
        Good think the second episode, 200 mil Merits, is the actually best and convinced me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like 15 million merits but I disagree it's a better introduction, Black Mirror is at its best with stories set in the near future, the distant future ones aren't nearly as effective or relatable. 15 mil merits makes a great point about attempts to speak out against the system being commodified by the system (which is ironic considering it's later seasons) but it doesn't have anywhere near the same level of psychological horror the first episode has, it makes you feel like you fricked the pig, that's what early black mirror excels at

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Shut Up and Dance is a great episode as well for that reason. You're made to empathize with and possibly self-insert as the kid the whole time until the reveal at the end making you feel gross.
            The questionable moral feeling at the end along with the impression that something like that is completely possible now is discomforting

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              100%. That's probably my second favorite episode, the way the reveal slowly creeps up on you towards the end before it's outright stated was great. The fact they included trollfaces and Bronn without making me cringe is an achievement within itself too

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The episodes that really sit on it being a character drama in relation to technology are great but tend to be too slow (The Entire History of You, Be Right Back).
                A lot have great ideas but are lame in execution.
                I get the impression he hasn't given a shit for awhile since the cookie idea has been repeatedly reused and this past season had a fricking werewolf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The part where they played the annoying tone in an attempt to prevent people wanting to watch was peak british, including knowing it wouldn't fricking work and making recording illegal.
      I like the talent show knockoff with the bikes and the hatred of fatties as well, its just needlessly fricking dystopian and dabs on so many different kinds of people.The bike energy is immediately wasted on the screens attached to the bikes, the ads are mandatory and once he breaks free of it all he willingly becomes part of the system and is allowed to talk shit about it completely uncensored because they fricking know nobody will do shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he willingly becomes part of the system and is allowed to talk shit about it completely uncensored because they fricking know nobody will do shit.
        They turn his edge into a new entertainment and commodity as a release valve. Pent up rage at your situation? Here's your show that's angry too. Rather than doing anything, you can express that rage with a new avatar skin or accessory rather than anything meaningful.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "black mirror" might just seem like a random name that sounds cool, but it actually ties deeper into the shows themes than you think
    You see, the title is a subtle reference to Charlie Brooker writing self insert autistic skinny british dudes with black girlfriends

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good episode but that goblin creature nearly ruined it with its lefty bullshit and horrifying appearance

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was cancelled out by podrick who saved it
        >wots with that haircut, ya look like yer about to tell me yer fooken pronouns

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was shockingly based for a black mirror character. Amazed they didn't make him into the bad guy for that. Ever since it came to shitflix it's become an exercise in white guilt and other lefty bullshit. (not that this wasn't in the original series but it wasn't the awful insufferable type)

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What he does with his wife is his problem
    Anyway, princess being released while it happened was stupid. She should've been hanged in the street while it happened

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered. I literally stopped watching after episode 1 and just read the plotlines on Wikipedia and pretended it was a book of short stories.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oi, OI! Wut if, ur phone...clicked U! Mental innit?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would the UK prime minister actually do something like this if it happened in real life? I don't know much about UK politicians

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pig is more attractive than the average Brit (man or woman).

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    San Junipero

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heaven is going to 80s clubs to get drunk and laid every night
      Boomer moment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually whatever you want it to be with different crossover worlds.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meme show, but I still liked the ending for White Christmas, despite most of the rest of the episode being shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White Christmas
      > Jon Hamm
      FRICK NO, it's shit, anything with that evil piece of shit is shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White Christmas
      > Jon Hamm
      FRICK NO, it's shit, anything with that evil piece of shit is shit

      It's funny because I've heard normalgays talk about the ending of that episode being horrifying because John Hamm gets blocked by everyone without mentioning the dude who gets locked in a simulation listening to the same song playing on loop for 6 gorillion years because he was incel or something I guess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the dude who gets locked in a simulation listening to the same song playing on loop for 6 gorillion years because he was incel or something I guess
        He killed an old man and is responsible for the little girl getting out and dying in the cold. So first degree and manslaughter/something similar.
        But your point stands, basically mental gitmo but for a beyond human amount of time.
        Shocking he hasn't taken that idea to make a "digital college" episode where education takes 10 minutes irl but 4 years mentally

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wot if da telly wuz fooking evil, mennal innit?

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