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Would a movie about this be better than 8 Mile?
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>He doesn't respond
>Eminem literally gets bummed he couldn't diss him out of the presidency
>Roll classic laugh track
KWACCB
>the only president in U.S. history known for throwing a fit on twitter whenever someone talks shit about him
>doesn't even give Eminem a passing mention
And that's how you can tell Feminem hasn't been relevant since the 2000s.
Hell, whenever he would diss someone in the 2000s, it would genuinely ruin their career. Now he disses Machine Gun Kelly and MGK is doing better than ever, and Eminem is seen as the old has-been.
There was no reason to care anyway.
>it would genuinely ruin their career
That's what he tried to do and failed, but with a fricking president.
KWAB
i thought rap was supposed to be spontaneous and in the moment not thought up months in advance
freestyle vs written
it's really impressive when someone can recite worthy poetry off the top of their head
>freestyle
freestyle is also prethought and written but you have them memorized . Like stand-up comedy. YOu have so many written punch lines and jokes and you look for an opportunity to use them
>freestyle is also prethought and written but you have them memorized
only if you're a punk
nah tons of them do it, Big L would repeat lines in his freestyles all the time, like ask Beavis I get nothing But Head
There is no such thing as freestyle, it's all pre-written. Unless you somehow believe black men can create entirely new rap songs at will at any moment in time (they can't)
This “dude” is pathetic as frick.
Sure. I bet he could kick your fricking ass without any effort whatsoever.
eminem ain't zesty the most he could do is sing you a lullaby to sleep
GTFO Marshall. Floorboards on a Ford Taurus saying four score in New Jersey headass.
hes a lanky 45 year old man, even a young fat dude could take him down
he's a little homosexual.
and so are you
You have a tiny PP
Youre 45 marshall. Average 20 year old could curbstomp you.
>Jay Greenberg
what a cringe motherfricker.
Exactly why did that rich phony got popular in the first place?
jews
I love when he randomly releases a new song or whatever and he just starts talking shit about Gen Z. Pure fricking comedy. Why you mad emmanem!
I want to see his bipolar orange man bad notebook
>thinks up his come backs ahead of time
costanza bros...
fake rappa you a actor if anything we rappas do everything on the spot
Why does he have the Kevin Smith eyes?
>that's an awfully hot coffee pot
Throughout his first few albums Eminem:
>Glorified shooting up schools
>Had a song about murdering his wife and bringing his 4 year old daughter to dump the corpse.
>Constantly ranted on "homosexuals" "queers" etc, joked about murdering them, called people heterophobic.
>Had several lines about raping women including his own mom.
>Rapped about raping lesbians.
>Ripped on trannies several times
>Ripped on muslims several times.
>Glorified drink driving
>Glorified usage of essentially every drug
>Bragged about ruining the minds of young kids hoping they would kill people.
This is why he tries to remain under the radar. He knows if he ever comes back into the limelight the current generation will devour him.
Horrorcore to being on fricking Sesame St.
You missed
>bragged about fricking 14 year olds
But I guess this IS Cinemaphile
Which song was that? I haven't listened to him in over 15 years.
My bad, it was 15 years old.
Do you not know what the song is about, moron? Eminem is the bad thoughts and Dr Dre is the good thoughts. The man fricking the 15 year old is a made up guy named Stan. And in "The Way I Am" from 2000 he says "The song Guily Conscience has gotten such rotten responses" meaning people have always had a problem with it. Can't believe I have to explain this shit to a zoomer libtard homosexual like you.
Even lower if you include Bizzare's verses on Slim Shady EP.
Ohhhh I actually do remember that one now. What a piece of shit.
I guess he never learned the lesson "just because people are paying attention to you doesn't mean they like you".
We all found him interesting in the same way we found charles manson, Jim jones, or the joker interesting. Doesn't mean I would ever take his advice on anything that matters.
You sound like the parents of the era when that first came out.
Yep. That's how getting older works.
Wish I could go back in time and listen to them, they were 100% right about this one. I managed to escape it but the attitude he and others promoted was fricking terrible for the western world. Guy has blood on his hands and I think he knows it.
>Yep. That's how getting older works
No you're just a a homosexual.
See
Fricking moron. It isn't Eminem self inserting as the dude fricking the girl, stupid frick.
>NOOOOOOO HE CAN'T SAY THAT ANYWAY
Back to plebbit pathetic homosexual
>What a piece of shit.
it's fiction man. idk what to tell you. it didn't happen. its a fake story
he just sang about it he never did any of it
>>Had a song about murdering his wife and bringing his 4 year old daughter to dump the corpse.
A song???? As in, one song???? Lmao you clearly didn't listen to more than a few songs from each album. There's at least 10 like this. I can name two off the top of my head and that's "'97 Bonnie & Clyde" and "Kim"
ok Stan. homosexual
Okay 30 year old roastie
Okay then name 8 more songs where he kills his wife if its so easy. Let's see a list of 10 songs about Kim beomg killed.
>some gays posting on twitter are "eating someone alive"
lmao
List all the songs where this happens and maybe I'll believe you
Literally any of his early stuff, why are you playing dumb? It doesn't make you look sarcastic, just that you're a fricking idiot.
Yeah maybe I've never listened to Eminem before c**t
What's hilarious is that the only reason he ever got shit for any of this is because he's white. Black rappers say all this shit and worse all the time and no one gives a frick. Could you imagine DMX being dragged onto CNN to apologize to Anderson Cooper for his homophobic lyrics? lmao
>Could you imagine DMX being dragged onto CNN to apologize to Anderson Cooper for his homophobic lyrics?
Religious freedom
?
Did his carrer ever recovered from that awful hot pot of coffee fiasco?
When did you realize that Eminem was never good? For me it was when Encore came out.
When I realized that 100% of rap is worthless.
Remember that time Triumph lived rent free in his head for years? He mocks the stupid dog puppet in this video made 3 or 4 years after they had a brief run in at some awards show. Talk about a thin skinned homosexual.
These rap battle tards have been so fully consumed by their own subculture they actually think that
a) rhyming at people bothers them
b) they'll be so bothered they'll take the time to rhyme back
A movie about a virtue signaling wigger going overboard with the "I LOVE DEMOCRATS AND NIGHERS" that gets laughed at and disrespected by all of his peers over it? I guess.
Imagine having your legacy being an edgy wigger
THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
He would have murdered Trump with these bars
FLOORBOARD
YARN CORN
ORRINGE PORRIDGE
BORRING DORHINGE
Two pills I Pop
't Ill my pupils swell up
like two pennies.
>I been around this block too many times
Rocked too many rhymes, wienered too many nines
Jay-Z's mother called him back when he insulted Nas his mother or something. And Jay-Z had to apologize. That's how gangsta these cats are.
He had a videoclip with a fisheye lens and everyone called him 'Camel Joe' because he looked like a camel.
>That's how gangsta these cats are.
Shit like this was what redpilled me on the entire genre of rap. Rappers are only respected by their primary audience when they have some claim to being "thug" or having at least endured some kind of lawless struggle. But no purpose who meets such a criteria will ever try to rap.
Thugs who are actually so desperate or so insane that they get involved in underclass crime aren't in a billion years going to waste time rapping about it just to bring attention to themselves. Whether they're afraid of the legal system or rival criminals their first priority is going to be staying under the radar. Rappers, by definition, want attention and fame. They're privileged insecure little attention prostitutes and nothing more.
i got redpilled when i realized that a lot of my favorite rappers had some college education or had rich parents. i dont think its a bad thing. i just wish they were more honest.
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this homie got a little sugar in his tank. he's a friend of dorothy. he plays for the other team. if you catch my drift
Z E S T Y
>Thugs who are actually so desperate or so insane that they get involved in underclass crime aren't in a billion years going to waste time rapping about it just to bring attention to themselves. Whether they're afraid of the legal system or rival criminals their first priority is going to be staying under the radar. Rappers, by definition, want attention and fame. They're privileged insecure little attention prostitutes and nothing more.
These thugs are dumb drug addicts with zero foresight and the intelligence of house plants, they try to be rappers all the time.
What do you mean? That he's one of "them"?
There's some overlap, like that zesty turbozoomer 6ix9ine actually did have gang ties (he'd buy them guns, they'd give him street cred) until they roughed him up one too many times and when he finally got arrested for something gang-related he ratted on all of them. Did almost zero damage to his career, by the way, so if you're an established artist, even one who built his career on going "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD", people don't give a frick anymore if it's real or not.
>mfw Trump starts raping faster than Eminem
I do want to point out that it was moronic when people were saying, "eminem went woke," because of that video.
Do you not remember how he was during the Bush administration?
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The biggest KWAB of his career is when he insulted the king of pop, and instead of replying back Michael just bought his entire record company outright and by extension owned Eminem and got a cut of any money he earned.
He won so hard he's dead KEW WHAT A DEAD PEDO b***h
He's so based to this day he's the most known person in the world and israelites have been unable to do shit about it. His estate eternally rakes in billions in profits without even needing to promot him
Man this really put a nail in the rap coffin.
>played on cable news stations
>introduced super seriously as a "cipher" that has a lot to say about the world, class
>they always called it a "cipher"
>That video with diverse young persons nodding their heads respectfully
>awfully hot coffee pot
>captcha WAR-D2
Trump: You're a gay
Eminem: Uh, yeah? Well ... at least I respect women unlike you!
>Ive got lines ready
Are they white and on a mirror?
Trump broke him. KEK
Him and Pearlmsn should do a duet.
>noooo don't write poetry about me
>you're orange, fat, bald and have tiny hands
>your penis is probably small as well
>body shaming is ok when we're talking about Dump
He never responded to the /misc/ diss track. I think we got him good.
>btfo by /misc/
I used to be
>that kid
who would talk about how Eminem and Kendrick Lamar etc were so deep. These days I mostly listen to shit like pink Floyd, Bowie, and George Strait
Cage will always be better
good taste anon
>I used to be
>>that kid
>who would talk about how Eminem and Kendrick Lamar etc were so deep. These days I mostly listen to shit like pink Floyd, Bowie, and George Strait
Yeah, but I was more on the fact that he was just ripping off Memphis and horrorcore like ICP coming out of Detroit. When Shaggy and Jay call you a homosexual...Welp.
Yeah.
It can be called:
“2,102 Days Later”
can you makes diss rap about Superman humiliating Batman?
Sure, I can make a diss rap about Superman humiliating Batman. Here is what I came up with:
Superman:
Yo yo yo, I’m the man of steel You’re just a man in a batmobile You think you’re cool with your gadgets and toys But you’re nothing but a rich boy with daddy issues and no joy
You’re always hiding in the shadows, afraid to face the light You’re always brooding and sulking, you need to get a life You’re always fighting with your friends, you don’t know how to play nice You’re always acting like a jerk, you need to learn some manners and be polite
You call yourself the dark knight, but you’re really just a joke You can’t even beat a clown, you always end up getting choked You can’t even save your city, you always let it burn You can’t even save your girl, you always make her spurn
You’re no match for me, you’re just a human with a cape You can’t fly, you can’t see, you can’t even escape You can’t hurt me, you can’t stop me, you can’t even make me bleed You can’t touch me, you can’t catch me, you can’t even make me plead
You’re a loser, you’re a failure, you’re a disgrace to your name You’re a coward, you’re a quitter, you’re a stain on your fame You’re a wannabe, you’re a has-been, you’re a waste of space and time You’re a nobody, you’re a nothing, you’re a zero in your prime
So go ahead and try to diss me, try to make me look bad But you’ll never win, you’ll never succeed, you’ll only make me mad And when I’m mad, you’ll regret it, you’ll wish you never met me 'Cause I’ll make you cry, I’ll make you beg, I’ll make you say you’re sorry
I’m Superman, I’m the best, I’m the hero of the world You’re Batman, you’re the worst, you’re the zero of the world I’m Superman, I’m the king, I’m the legend of the rap You’re Batman, you’re the thing, you’re the loser of the rap
now THESE are some lines
batman btfo forever
>Redditnem
Who cares? This guy is popular because he is white
>Hey trump I got lines but you still ain't callin...
Eminem only had 2 good albums: Marshall Mathers and Slim Shady.
The Eminem Show was mediocore. It has few good songs but overall it was downhill from there. Encore is the worst album. Relapse was terrible. Recovery was final nail in the coffin and Eminem became a pop singer.
Honorable mention: Infinite was okay.
This homie is spot on, everything after MM is shit. Eminem became the things he used to rap about.
i got lines ready if trump ever responds,
about how he's a sexist, a russian pawn and he's orange,
yo donny t gimme the reason you be grabbing vaj,
when you could get a feel of that if you just gently stroke your neck?
i'm such a liberal,
titty nipple, never seen deadpool
Reminder that back in Detroit, before Dre found him, he was riding the cottails of Insane Clown Posse.
>The feud began in 1997 when Eminem was throwing a party to promote his debut EP, Slim Shady EP. He gave Joseph Bruce (Violent J from Insane Clown Posse) a flyer which stated "Featuring appearances by Esham, Kid Rock, and ICP (maybe)". Bruce asked why Eminem was promoting a possible Insane Clown Posse appearance without first contacting the group. Eminem explained, "It says 'maybe.' Maybe you will be there; I don't know. That's why I'm asking you right now. You guys comin' to my release party, or what?" Bruce, upset over not being consulted, responded, "Frick no, I ain't coming to your party. We might have, if you would've asked us first, before putting us on the frickin' flyer like this."
He does realize that Trump is not a rapper right? Why the frick would Trump respond? Is Eminem so fricking mornonc that he thinks "street" cred applies to regular people?
how many limes?