Would Dark Matter have succeeded if Jodelle Ferland was blonde?

Would Dark Matter have succeeded if Jodelle Ferland was blonde?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do failed actresses do for money? Does Jodelle just work at Target or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say she failed. If you look up her film/tv history she did stuff for 20 years. She probably has enough money in the bank and investments to live comfortably the rest of her life even without working

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's almost 30 and her last job was in 2022 as a side character in a Hallmark movie. And no, being in Twilight for 5 minutes as a kid isn't gonna pay her bills for life. Everything in her filmography is small time stuff that actors do until they get their actual break.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She makes little arts and crafts and sells them at conventions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actors who aren't superstars do conventions and advertising/promotional stuff for money. If she's in Los Angeles, she might be working at a non-profit as a spokesperson donation shill or as a waitress/Bartender at a high end restaurant because it's flexible.

        >t. Go to different restaurants and bars every single day in Los Angeles because of my restaurant supplier job. Have seen many moderately known faces working there between their projects and heard many more stories.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but it might have got another season if she stopped trying to hide those massive juggs under sweaters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it would have succeeded if she stopped hiding those huge knockers of her's.

      Why is Jodelle ashamed of her massive honking bazongas?

      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's Jodelle in here natural sweaterful form.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will now watch your show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is show called Dark Matter. Its about a bunch people who wake up out of cryo sleep aboard a space ship and cant remember who they are. They suddenly learn they're a somewhat famous group of wanted pirates/outlaws. The actress in the OP is one of them, she suppose to be just a teenager in the show. She actually has huge breasts that they tried to cover up throughout the show with her wearing oversized sweaters, but you could easily see her jiggle about when she would move

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because everyone calls her a kid when she's obviously in her 20s or at least 18. Sad that the show got cancelled, it was cheap but the characters were nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine sliding your hands under her clothes and just fondling them as she struggles

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please don't lewd Jodelle. She did nothing to deserve that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too late im already imaginging

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine then sliding one of your hands into her pants while your other hand starts playing with her nipples
                imagine hearing her breathing get faster
                imagine the sounds she makes as she desperately tries to get free while hiding her arousal

                Jodelle is not one of your only onlyfans slots. So kindly have a nice day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jodelle plays the prude for the cameras but you know she's a freak with the lights off.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imagine then sliding one of your hands into her pants while your other hand starts playing with her nipples
              imagine hearing her breathing get faster
              imagine the sounds she makes as she desperately tries to get free while hiding her arousal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine then sliding one of your hands into her pants while your other hand starts playing with her nipples
            imagine hearing her breathing get faster
            imagine the sounds she makes as she desperately tries to get free while hiding her arousal

            she's literally built for non-consensual that becomes consensual as it goes, would marry

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              girls like jodelle need to be led and guided, she's too embarrassed to tell you what she wants

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ever take a step back and realise that most girls look the exact same?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't have autism.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it would have succeeded if she stopped hiding those huge knockers of her's.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jodelle ashamed of her massive honking bazongas?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Septum piercings give me the ick.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could have saved her

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her nose ring is the real sin

  9. 2 weeks ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Still waiting for her to start escorting so I can cum on her gigantic nose!!!FACT!!!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she would've been over the nose ring fad by now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think septum piercings look good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nostril looks good but septum is cattle tier

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more boobage.

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