Why do celebrities do these ads?
I can get Trump (I am talking about him in a purely Cinemaphile capacity) slapping his name on a shitload of brands because he's a businessman and an advertiser, but why is Ramsey debasing himself like this?
Why did Arnold debase himself to shill drills?
>shill this product >no I have dignity >we'll give you 100,000,000 dollars for 1 day of shooting and uploading it to your socials >when do we start Mr. Goldberg?
Yeah but what about his brand and legacy?
If his frozen foods suck it will tarnish his reputation as a master chef and potentially cost him future earnings, to say nothing of the shame.
would it though? I feel we're in an era where normies are so compliant you can just tell them what their new reality is and they'll just go with it. up is down, war is peace etc. the average ''person'' who follows Ramsey and goes to his restaurant isn't going to care about him being a hypocrite or selling slop
He’d never serve it at a restaurant but that isn’t the point of “instant” food.
He hasn’t lost any integrity in my eyes if this is the result of him working with an instant food company to try to make an instant meal as good as it can possibly be - with the stipulation being of course that it will obviously never be as good as a proper home cooked meal or a good restaurant.
Basically, Maybe he put his face on these because he honestly thinks they’re much better than other frozen food brands?
The same reason he makes TikTok videos. To stay relevant. I'm kinda mad that this is only available in America. Some specifically chef-made ready meals are above average at least.
If you've seen these meals you'd realize he'd suck a golfball through a hosepipe for just a few shekels >frozen meal that is less food than a single potpie >$6 >Guys meals are the same price but have double the food
Do you not understand the concept of death and generational wealth? He will be able to provide for countless of his future generations right now with little effort. Its very unlikely that anybody else in his bloodline will be as successful as him.
tax every cent above a million with 100% with inheritance and death penalty for tax fraud. I am all for people making money and spending it on dumb things for themselves but rich kids are the worst and the root of all the problems in the world
Yes. I want my money going to my kids not the government. It's a simple concept really
7 months ago
Anonymous
did you ignore the point he made about above 1 million or are you one of those larping rightwingers? nobody is saying you cant leave your kids your house and you have to give it to the state you braindead moron
7 months ago
Anonymous
1 million doesn't even buy you a shitty decrepit 1 family house in large US cities anymore
7 months ago
Anonymous
1 million doesn't even buy you a shitty decrepit 1 family house in large US cities anymore
Have your tried not being israeli?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Have you tried not being a frickup who hates all people more successful than him?
7 months ago
Anonymous
And the hook nose reveals himself once again. Pottery.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's hilarious you think everyone in the US that has a million is a israelite. You know there are 23 million people with that net worth in America?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>capital letter israelite
You're not fooling anyone, yid. Gas yourself.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Capitalization is now the enemy
I won't stoop to your level of illiteracy to impress you, jelly poor
7 months ago
Anonymous
>jelly poor
Ah, you're Indian.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Make up your mind already. I made mine up about you from the first post
7 months ago
Anonymous
Have you tried not being a frickup who hates all people more successful than him?
It's hilarious you think everyone in the US that has a million is a israelite. You know there are 23 million people with that net worth in America?
>capital letter israelite
You're not fooling anyone, yid. Gas yourself.
>Capitalization is now the enemy
I won't stoop to your level of illiteracy to impress you, jelly poor
Make up your mind already. I made mine up about you from the first post
you're right, don't argue with these people. they're mentally ill and want the government to take everything you own and build when you die. they want everyone as a pod living, bug eating troony on 100 different medications and will call you a israelite for wanting to look after your bloodline.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>look after your bloodline.
What bloodline, incel? You haven't even had sex yet.
7 months ago
Anonymous
They only hate that when it's white people. White people helping their family is evil. Everyone else doing it is praised. Then white families are criticized for not being as close as other ethnicities. It's a double standard. Not everyone does this, some will attack nepotism and looking out for your family no matter the race, but white people get the most hate for it.
It's the absurdness of it all. They will praise non white families for looking out for one another, complain about white families being bad, but criticize white families for helping each other.
They've been demoralized and propagandized into self hatred and seeing white people existing as evil. A picture of a beautiful white family will have them thinking all the possible negatives. They're probably racist, they're rich buttholes, etc. A beautiful non white family will be all positives. They've been trained to react that way. Self hating whites are the most pathetic people.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>White people helping their family is evil.
literally nobody has said this schizo. The only people demonizing living with family are other white people who were being sold shitty mchouses in the suburbs
OK I set up a bunch of shell companies with my capital until I have $990,000 and the companies will pay my kids a salary until they're out of money. Not inheritance and not tax fraud
This is why aggressively high taxes don't work. Rich people are the ones who can pay to get around them, or straight up leave
7 months ago
Anonymous
But I thought the rich already paid more than their fair share of taxes.
7 months ago
Anonymous
A lot of rich people left California and are now in Texas. Gavin Newsom is still shitting blood about it
7 months ago
Anonymous
the state can make life difficult for them >t-they'll just leave!
and if the state they move do does the same until the only place these billionaires can live is uganda or zimbabwe? they're narcissists and psychopaths there's no way they want to live in some underdeveloped Black person hellhole without any way of showing off
but of course the politicians are paid off or a part of the owning class so they'll never do what needs to be done to squish these parasites
7 months ago
Anonymous
Have you seen rich neighborhoods in South Africa? They have triple gated communities with security armed with automatic weapons. Armored cars, etc. Rich people live well everywhere
7 months ago
Anonymous
>and if the state they move do does the same until the only place these billionaires can live is uganda or zimbabwe?
except they wont because immigrants bringing a vast wealth along with them that they will probably use in the new country is desirable? most countries want to attract wealthy people, not scare them away, youre moronic lol.
You have zero concept of economy like all the morons that shill this moronic idea. The worst part is your ideas are spreading so we might get to see it in action some day. And then you can b***h that it’s STILL the fault of rich people
Yeah, because the government is definitely going to spend that extra money in our interest (slava ukraine)
Not to mention how inflation is soon going to make a million dollars into pocket change
500 million in a trust fund is enough money for all his next generations if they arent completely moronic.
If they ARE completely moronic, no amount of money will save them and his wealth will be diluted anyways in a few generations.
>Actually falling for this
Every rich parent says this for tax purposes when deaths door comes the kids will get everything via a trust fund or many of the other ways in gifting money without being raped to death by taxes.
lmaoing at you. You are a fricking mark and a cuck. Shame on you believing that bullshit.
Reminds me of the people who believe in Shaq talking about his kids and how they are getting nothing, despite getting lambos and all education and necessities paid for. Money on that scale exists solely so your progenitors can inherit it to live amazing lives and stay in power.
My great grandpa was worth millions but he squandered it all because of communism (I'm not butthurt because my aunt became well off again but her family is a disaster). Generational wealth is a meme, aristocrats become that way because of good breeding, viewing the family as a political unit that must be proliferated by all means, and drilling that view into every one of their (important) offspring. Just becoming fantastically rich won't mean shit, they'd just get israeliteed.
>Pretentious food. >What's that shit you sprinkled all along the fries?! >Why are my fries in a VASE?!?! >*comically blows the dust off the bottom of the fries container* >*cocaine joke* >Oh, here comes the burger. >Oh no. >Stop. >How can I eat that?!?! >And the onion rings... >You could kill someone with that thing! >And why two platforms?! One for the sauce, one of the bloody robot penis fricking my onions?!? >Whoever's responsible for this meal is a clown, and not a funny one.
If these highly successful millionaires are doing it willingly then it can't be all bad though. Not everything is da joos or reptilians like you people think
Eating bugs is literally just a humiliation ritual. An elite fetish. Same how Bill Gates is hyped about recycling shit and piss and making the populace eat it. Prince Charles is on that shit too.
Despite these "measures" not being effective or viable at all as deducted by this fine lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e0pU92dmI that got branded a war criminal for simply asking some basic questions.
They are laughing at you because you are a buck broken cattle. A slave race. And you will never revolt no matter how many plastic glocks you collect.
>only le MUTTS are "afraid" to eat ze bugs because they already eat SLOP >don't be like LE FILTHY MUTTS goyem! eat ze bugs!
Doesn't even make sense. Just because they eat dogshit doesn't mean they should be thrilled to eat diarrhea.
I'm not an Amerimutt anyway and I don't eat their goy slop. Yet if you were to unironically start shilling bugs as food to me IRL I would've mauled you into a bloody pulp, because at that point I know what you're a subversive agent that hates me and mine.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Humans have always ate bugs. They literally sell them right now as food. Being a schizo does not erase reality
7 months ago
Anonymous
Vast majority of people don't eat lobsters. That's an idiotic attempt.
See the video here
Eating bugs is literally just a humiliation ritual. An elite fetish. Same how Bill Gates is hyped about recycling shit and piss and making the populace eat it. Prince Charles is on that shit too.
Despite these "measures" not being effective or viable at all as deducted by this fine lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e0pU92dmI that got branded a war criminal for simply asking some basic questions.
They are laughing at you because you are a buck broken cattle. A slave race. And you will never revolt no matter how many plastic glocks you collect.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Vast majority of people don't eat lobsters.
What?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Some morons like to pretend that "lobsters are basically the wienerroaches of the ocean."
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not just anyone, the xkcd guy. I wonder how he'd feel about this if you asked him now, probably a complete 180 and that we need to do it to save the earth.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, is that the homosexual pseud who started that meme? Makes sense.
It's business folks and not even particularly classless either. A chef selling his brand name on cheap foods at a large scale? Oh wow he's a talentless hack. Derp
Isn't MPW just telling people "here's how to cook basic food for normal people and here's how to spice it up a little, stock pots is an easy way there" instead of selling The PIERREBURGER™ SEAL OF APPROVAL?
>too gelatinous
Stock is supposed to be gelatinous. If you're using a stock cube and want good consistency in your dish, you're supposed to add gelatin. Cooklet.
7 months ago
Anonymous
There's nothing better than pulling yesterday's leftover chicken soup which was made using my own homemade chicken stock, and seeing it all jellified and wobbly before I reheat it. So satisfying.
knorr bouillon is based, it's a cheap fast substitute ingredient for a home cooked meal, not some frozen overpriced garbage you cook in the microwave
Knorr is actually fricking good
>Slander MSG for decades >Rename and sell it as Knorr instead
What did the west mean by this? My parents thought I was trying to poison them, when I told I had used MSG in a dish. In the meanwhile their cupboard has at least ten packs of Knorr.
I've tried the shepherd's pie, chicken pot pie and fish and chips and they were all much better than the standard frozen slop you can get at walmart. The man knows what he's doing.
They're like $5 each at shartmart so go buy one then, gay. I usually add my own spices to frozen slop but it was unnecessary for these. Definitely the best frozen slop I've had in a long time. I had some expensive stuff from a co-op about 10 years ago that was on par but for the money and convenience, this is excellent quality.
Why do digglebrits call fries chips? It's stupid. Then they call chips crisps because they already fricked up and have to run with it. Don't get me started on what those morons call cookies.
is he trying to retire soon or something? i swear to frick this dude has like 5 tv shows on top of everything else. no wonder why he phones in his youtube videos
>Dr Oetker is an international brand
I feel betrayed. Are you telling me there has never been a gentle old gramps called Dr Oekter in my country?
I'm never buying his pudding powder again
August Oetker was the founder and he based his business on selling small packages of baking powder.
In the past you got soda and baking powder in bulk at you local pharmacist but you had to take care that the powder wouldn't get damp. So August Oetker bought huge amounts of soda/baking powder and sold it in mini packages, convincing Germany that paying 1000% more only to have 5g portions is somehow better than storing a large amount in a sealed jar.
This is why I exclusively eat Levi Roots' Reggae Reggae Sauce. Not only is he a living, breathing person, but the recipe is from his sweet old grandma ;_;
You should try one of these. They’re about as close to a takeaway pizza as you can get. The cheese sauce in the crust is the same as Domino’s used to use in their double decadence base.
>If I cant have all the money then the STATE must have it
its better to laugh at this than anything really
no wonder so many 'first world' countries are communists for 99% while the 1% is laughing all the way to the bank
you're playing their game and you dont even realize it
>Gordon filming new episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" >Gordon to waitress: "Is this fresh or frozen?" >Waitress: "It's frozen" >Gordon to owner: "You're serving your customers FROZEN FOOD!" >owner shows him the box with Gordon's face on it
Frick, that looks horrid.
I will never understand people who eat that shit. German TV chef Steffen Henssler created a video category on YouTube called "5+15". Recipes with 5 ingredients and 15 minutes of preparation-time.
He hates it when people say "I need to eat frozen pizza because I don't have time to properly cook". His recipes can be prepared in the time it takes to heat a frozen pizza in the oven and it tastes a thousand times better and is healthier.
Any non-trivial recipe that claims 15 minutes prep time is bullshit and you are deluding yourself thinking that cooking yourself is anywhere near as quick or convenient as frozen food.
That's not to say there aren't good reasons to prepare fresh food but acting like it's no more effort than heating some processed garbage is just dumb and won't convince anyone.
Also Henssler is a twat.
Why does this have to be a TikTok video? Maybe the lad is really informative but why do I have to see him? I want to see the food and maybe a textual description of it, or some voiceover. It's like that old comic of "guys photographing an object vs. girls photographing an object".
What's the cultural shift here? Is it just expected of young people now that this is how you provide this information or a review? Is it a comedy skit? Are they training to be TV presenters/YouTubers?
It's just a format that's naturally developed on the app, likely as a result of women dominating the app (ESPECIALLY during its formative years). Now it's one of the regular formulas for making a video.
As a technology/tool and even as a way of quickly delivering information or comedy it's great on paper. I just don't get it.
You could just show vignettes of the meal, it being cooked, and what that looks like, with captions. Maybe a quick summary at the end (to camera or otherwise).
Like how PowerPoint is just a piece of software for easily creating presentations, but then using it for god knows what. Making "cartoons" out of the shapes tool when we have an understanding of animation already. Then other people deciding that's the standard and doing the same.
I've never used it but if it's anything like YouTube it also potentially helps push it in the algorithm (algorithm detects face -> gets in more "for you" pages)
zoomers dont know how to read anymore
they need to see a video with a funny sound and someone gesticulating wildly beside it to know if its good or bad
hey dumbass try looking up any question on any website and you'll notice everything is written by bots, riddled with ads and shit formating. You literally can't read information on the internet anymore unless you suffix your query with Reddit
>avoids slicing into the crisps.
It does the exact opposite of that.
Holding the bag upright and cutting near the top will prevent 'slicing into them'
Also, he them crunches them up with his hands... so why avoid slicing them? For 'rustic texture'?
What was more entertaining was all the euros on here having conniption fits over the idea of a walking taco/frito pie. >mfw waiting for euros to discover Italian dunkers
Maybe it's not the most important piece of news to retain in your memory hole, but something like this is actually happened. Turned out his own restaurants were serving frozen/reheated meals.
Starting to think he's a "celebrity chef" known more for his personality and his actual cooking days were behind him decades ago, you guys. Like how Rowan Atkinson is a comic actor and not an electrical engineer.
He has a shitload of legit Michelin stars but it's very clear he doesn't give a shit about elite cooking anymore. He used to be very good at managing actual chefs who then ran his restaurants but maybe even that has fallen off
It's why the early UK series were great. Even then they slipped (you could tell there was a lot of editing - the same patrons in the same clothes on 'different evenings' and so on?).
Momma Cheri from that Soul Food Shack episode has a YouTube channel and it's pretty comfy viewing. Made her fried chicken a couple of years ago and fricking hell it was amazing.
What's the fricking point? Risotto is so easy to make (no you don't have to keep stirring in the liquid over time. Just pour that in all at once. It tastes exactly the same).
How does this even work? Do people really thing that that food is better than the other food because it has a picture of Ramsay on it? What do they think when they look at the package? Don't they think that it has a picture of Ramsay on it only because of soulless PR reasons? I've been wondering my whole life if publicity works or everyone on the corporate world is deluded and it doesn't.
They think >well it's frozen slop but Gordon Ramsay wouldn't put his name on garbage food, would he? So this must be the BEST slop in the whole freezer!
He's done some "it's a character, starting to ham it up more now" to "no, it's actually him and what he's like" transition.
Go back and watch early Jeremy Clarkson. He was basically the doing the same thing as Steve Coogan/Alan Patridge. I have no idea if that means dropping the act or genuinely coming to believe it.
>doesn't show it out of pack, only after heating it >clearly heated longer than it should be as any microwave chef can easily tell
Not defending this shitty frozen food, but this fat moron isn't telling the whole truth.
just want to point out that this guy in the video is:
a) fat
b) a prick
c) isn't showing the frozen things
d) overcooking/heating them
e) probably something else
f)... your choice
kek absolute mad lad
I wonder are they actually good?
it would be kinda cool if Gordon had a line of frozen meals that were actually as high quality as possible and cost a bit more
If you can't cook, you cannot be a chef. Also what
Yeah, a Chef wears one of those big white hats.
said.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't say you can be a chef without knowing how to cook. >only knowing how to cook makes somebody a chef.
This statement is factually incorrect and only someone who thinks cook = chef would make the mistake.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Let's not mince words here. I am saying that Ramsey is not a chef because he doesn't know how to cook.
I tried making a grilled cheese sandwich on my nan's fireplace after watching this video when it came out and it set her whole flat alight after it caught some garland. Everyone was okay except her, she had to start using oxygen tanks because of the smoke inhalation. She told me I'm 35 and I'm too old to be doing cheeky rubbish even though I was just doing what a trained professional world-renowned chef told me to do. She said I destroyed most of her family photos and I shouldn't be prancing about the fireplace, it's not a toy oven. It made me very sad and it destroyed my passion for cooking and I blame Gordon Ramshite for that. I could be working in one of his kitchens by now and instead we're living off my nan's pension. I have half a mind to phone my solicitor and start a legal process against his estates for emotional distress and damages and fraud.
i wonder if this is something where gordon is remotley connected to the development of the recipies or did they just hand him a bag of money like a prostitute to slap his name on it
That’s not a joke product, GAME is a video game store. It’s from a xmas thing they did about not having to stop gaming on christmas for food >https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a30118962/christmas-dinner-in-a-tin-game-tinner/
frick that looks good
better than Ramsay's microwave slop
That’s not a joke product, GAME is a video game store. It’s from a xmas thing they did about not having to stop gaming on christmas for food >https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a30118962/christmas-dinner-in-a-tin-game-tinner/
I remember seeing a review of a similar product. The guy was pleasantly surprised.
>noooooooo i wont eat a bug but i'll eat literal cow butthole and beaver sperm in my artificially flavored slop thats already artificially colored with bugs
>they have a literal gun to my head and are forcing me to eat le bugs!!! >heh actually this was all a gag to get them to fix the heckin' food industry all natural bugs aren't allowed because....because....they just aren't okay!!!
>Hey, Bigboy, when was the Lasagna made? hah? When was it cooked? LAST WEEK? Frick offffff you donkey! Tell me it's fresh pasta at least? Frozen? FRICK OFF! I wouldn't feed this shit to my dog!
Years ago I made a recipe of his that he made on video, a Mediterranean vegetable soup. It's hard to frick up a soup so it was pretty delicious, and all through the video he and the woman behind the camera were shilling his new cookbook which had this recipe in it. One day I bought it second hand on Amazon and found that the recipe for the soup was completely different and entirely contradicted a bunch of points he made about ingredients and stuff in the video. The rest of the recipes also looked awful.
That was the first moment I realised this guy had totally sold out, and had probably never even seen the book he claimed he'd written. If I'm going to make a recipe by a shill I'll at least go with memelord Marco, those stock cubes are actually delicious and he doesn't claim they're high art in food form.
That's disappointing as frick.
I remember watching a half-ass Youtube cooking show that he filmed in his house during COVID, he dragged his bewildered looking kids into it and it just felt like the guy needed money from anywhere he could get it.
I remember those, he kept yelling at them in a "ha ha isn't dad being funny and chaotic" way but it just came off as desperate. Just make a burger, stop screaming at your kids that you only have thirty seconds to do it and it's their fault somehow.
I was in the US earlier this year in Florida.
I went to Walmart and target.
The stores themselves were massive. Lots of frozen food to pick from.
But hardly any fresh meat.
There's also no sausages anywhere.
How do you Yanks make a full English.
No, supermarkets have all the foods except specialty imports. American supermarkets have produce sections larger than entire grocery stores in Europe.
What
I was in the US earlier this year in Florida.
I went to Walmart and target.
The stores themselves were massive. Lots of frozen food to pick from.
But hardly any fresh meat.
There's also no sausages anywhere.
How do you Yanks make a full English.
went to was not a supermarket. Walmart sells some food but they are not a supermarket.
>American supermarkets have produce sections larger than entire grocery stores in Europe.
Clearly you don't. At least the walmart and target I went to. Your free meat section was piss poor.
Watched the latest episode of reborn Kitchen Nightmares this week and he literally shut a restaurant down mid service because he found one spoiled onion at the bottom of a container.
I know this shit is fake as frick but can't they come up with something better?
I mean are you good enough to be enjoying an actual Ramsay cooked meal? I see this as him delivering a meal that took 1 millionth of his effort for a millionth the cost. Nothing wrong with this.
>Would Gordon approve of this being served at a restaurant on his show?
No, because these are obviously made as quick at-home (or maybe at-work if they're microwaveable) foods for when you don't want to/don't have time to put in the effort of cooking something properly.
If you go to a restaurant and pay for food, and they just serve you the same kind of shit you can buy at walmart and reheat in your own kitchen in 5 minutes, then what's the fricking point of the restaurant other than to waste money?
Why do celebrities do these ads?
I can get Trump (I am talking about him in a purely Cinemaphile capacity) slapping his name on a shitload of brands because he's a businessman and an advertiser, but why is Ramsey debasing himself like this?
Why did Arnold debase himself to shill drills?
>shill this product
>no I have dignity
>we'll give you 100,000,000 dollars for 1 day of shooting and uploading it to your socials
>when do we start Mr. Goldberg?
Yeah but what about his brand and legacy?
If his frozen foods suck it will tarnish his reputation as a master chef and potentially cost him future earnings, to say nothing of the shame.
Nobody cares about that. His legacy is as a TV personality.
would it though? I feel we're in an era where normies are so compliant you can just tell them what their new reality is and they'll just go with it. up is down, war is peace etc. the average ''person'' who follows Ramsey and goes to his restaurant isn't going to care about him being a hypocrite or selling slop
>Yeah but what about his brand and legacy?
Shit only poorgays care about lmao
Rich people aren't proud, they're rich
his legacy is yelling at random cooks and making a terrible grilled cheese
don't forget he's forever living in Marco's shadow
celebrities aren't known for their integrity
are you slow?
being a cuckold is one thing but turning down 40k+ pounds is another
>Why do prostitutes frick so many men?
>They don't even care if the men are attractive or have a good personality.
You've got one, anon. Use it.
im wondering when his fanbase will start to stop eating his shit, if ever
He’d never serve it at a restaurant but that isn’t the point of “instant” food.
He hasn’t lost any integrity in my eyes if this is the result of him working with an instant food company to try to make an instant meal as good as it can possibly be - with the stipulation being of course that it will obviously never be as good as a proper home cooked meal or a good restaurant.
Basically, Maybe he put his face on these because he honestly thinks they’re much better than other frozen food brands?
They have ever expanding media molochs that non-profitable restaurants can't feed.
>why do people want millions of dollars for almost no effort?
Gee idk
>businessman and an advertiser
Ramsey is more these than anything else you think he is.
The same reason he makes TikTok videos. To stay relevant. I'm kinda mad that this is only available in America. Some specifically chef-made ready meals are above average at least.
He is such a prostitute.
If you've seen these meals you'd realize he'd suck a golfball through a hosepipe for just a few shekels
>frozen meal that is less food than a single potpie
>$6
>Guys meals are the same price but have double the food
>I'm hope
Is he transitioning???
isn't he worth 500 million dollars or something? why humiliate yourself for a bit more?
Do you not understand the concept of death and generational wealth? He will be able to provide for countless of his future generations right now with little effort. Its very unlikely that anybody else in his bloodline will be as successful as him.
tax every cent above a million with 100% with inheritance and death penalty for tax fraud. I am all for people making money and spending it on dumb things for themselves but rich kids are the worst and the root of all the problems in the world
You have to go back (to r/childfree)
>giving your children handouts instead of them building up their own wealth is le based
Yes. I want my money going to my kids not the government. It's a simple concept really
did you ignore the point he made about above 1 million or are you one of those larping rightwingers? nobody is saying you cant leave your kids your house and you have to give it to the state you braindead moron
1 million doesn't even buy you a shitty decrepit 1 family house in large US cities anymore
Have your tried not being israeli?
Have you tried not being a frickup who hates all people more successful than him?
And the hook nose reveals himself once again. Pottery.
It's hilarious you think everyone in the US that has a million is a israelite. You know there are 23 million people with that net worth in America?
>capital letter israelite
You're not fooling anyone, yid. Gas yourself.
>Capitalization is now the enemy
I won't stoop to your level of illiteracy to impress you, jelly poor
>jelly poor
Ah, you're Indian.
Make up your mind already. I made mine up about you from the first post
you're right, don't argue with these people. they're mentally ill and want the government to take everything you own and build when you die. they want everyone as a pod living, bug eating troony on 100 different medications and will call you a israelite for wanting to look after your bloodline.
>look after your bloodline.
What bloodline, incel? You haven't even had sex yet.
They only hate that when it's white people. White people helping their family is evil. Everyone else doing it is praised. Then white families are criticized for not being as close as other ethnicities. It's a double standard. Not everyone does this, some will attack nepotism and looking out for your family no matter the race, but white people get the most hate for it.
It's the absurdness of it all. They will praise non white families for looking out for one another, complain about white families being bad, but criticize white families for helping each other.
They've been demoralized and propagandized into self hatred and seeing white people existing as evil. A picture of a beautiful white family will have them thinking all the possible negatives. They're probably racist, they're rich buttholes, etc. A beautiful non white family will be all positives. They've been trained to react that way. Self hating whites are the most pathetic people.
>White people helping their family is evil.
literally nobody has said this schizo. The only people demonizing living with family are other white people who were being sold shitty mchouses in the suburbs
>no son you have to wageslave for 50 years and then maybe you can retire, no generational wealth for you
moronic boomer mentality
>I simp for rich homosexuals
>and I'm doing it FOR FREE
OK I set up a bunch of shell companies with my capital until I have $990,000 and the companies will pay my kids a salary until they're out of money. Not inheritance and not tax fraud
How israeli.
This is why aggressively high taxes don't work. Rich people are the ones who can pay to get around them, or straight up leave
But I thought the rich already paid more than their fair share of taxes.
A lot of rich people left California and are now in Texas. Gavin Newsom is still shitting blood about it
the state can make life difficult for them
>t-they'll just leave!
and if the state they move do does the same until the only place these billionaires can live is uganda or zimbabwe? they're narcissists and psychopaths there's no way they want to live in some underdeveloped Black person hellhole without any way of showing off
but of course the politicians are paid off or a part of the owning class so they'll never do what needs to be done to squish these parasites
Have you seen rich neighborhoods in South Africa? They have triple gated communities with security armed with automatic weapons. Armored cars, etc. Rich people live well everywhere
>and if the state they move do does the same until the only place these billionaires can live is uganda or zimbabwe?
except they wont because immigrants bringing a vast wealth along with them that they will probably use in the new country is desirable? most countries want to attract wealthy people, not scare them away, youre moronic lol.
this is litterally what would happen. fricking morons think rich people don't know how do israeli accounting
>well just ban that too
ok OPE THERE'S ANOTHER LOOPHOLE SORRY. meanwhile some poor bastard trying to run a store gets the death penalty for not knowing the tax code.
>I'm poor, so everyone else should be too!
frick off broke-ass commie Black person
You have zero concept of economy like all the morons that shill this moronic idea. The worst part is your ideas are spreading so we might get to see it in action some day. And then you can b***h that it’s STILL the fault of rich people
He's right but it isn't easy to implement. The idea behind inheritance tax was always to limit generational wealth.
>We should punish people for being successful! This will make for a civilization that prioritizes long-term good!
Yeah, because the government is definitely going to spend that extra money in our interest (slava ukraine)
Not to mention how inflation is soon going to make a million dollars into pocket change
500 million in a trust fund is enough money for all his next generations if they arent completely moronic.
If they ARE completely moronic, no amount of money will save them and his wealth will be diluted anyways in a few generations.
>Do you not understand the concept of death and generational wealth?
gordon apparently doesn't
>Actually falling for this
Every rich parent says this for tax purposes when deaths door comes the kids will get everything via a trust fund or many of the other ways in gifting money without being raped to death by taxes.
This. Even poor parents never admit they give everything to their kids out of pride for their kids.
Did he turn down any patronage/gratuities from the French chefs he tutored under?
>No thanks mon amis, I'd rather get by on my two feet. As for this "television deal" I've just secured: that's all going to charity.
lmaoing at you. You are a fricking mark and a cuck. Shame on you believing that bullshit.
Reminds me of the people who believe in Shaq talking about his kids and how they are getting nothing, despite getting lambos and all education and necessities paid for. Money on that scale exists solely so your progenitors can inherit it to live amazing lives and stay in power.
There are other ways of making money. This is basically the rich version of being a wage cuck.
>generational wealth
For how many generations do you think the current world order will continue?
My great grandpa was worth millions but he squandered it all because of communism (I'm not butthurt because my aunt became well off again but her family is a disaster). Generational wealth is a meme, aristocrats become that way because of good breeding, viewing the family as a political unit that must be proliferated by all means, and drilling that view into every one of their (important) offspring. Just becoming fantastically rich won't mean shit, they'd just get israeliteed.
He's a greedy pig with a bloated botox face
The good guy got taken away from us
>Bourdain
>The good guy
Kek, the good guy is still with us. The cuck is gone.
Estrogenic slime
He was a cool israelite
>Jew
>Good guy
>paid a 17yo to cuck him and killed himself out of shame
a 50 year old covered in tattoos is such an embarrassing sight
The good guy is still with us. Bourdain was a homosexual druggy.
can i get extra conjunctivitis on my steak please
Don't eat that slop, eat this slop.
>Pretentious food.
>What's that shit you sprinkled all along the fries?!
>Why are my fries in a VASE?!?!
>*comically blows the dust off the bottom of the fries container*
>*cocaine joke*
>Oh, here comes the burger.
>Oh no.
>Stop.
>How can I eat that?!?!
>And the onion rings...
>You could kill someone with that thing!
>And why two platforms?! One for the sauce, one of the bloody robot penis fricking my onions?!?
>Whoever's responsible for this meal is a clown, and not a funny one.
>doesn't like his fries in a cone
May I introduce you to Space Aliens. An alien themed bar & grill. Amazing fries.
Christ, imagine selling out.
imagine
What the frick is this AI
That ain't AI son, that's propaganda
Eww
YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGZ. EAT ZEM!
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS. SEE? ALL YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITIES ARE DOING IT
If these highly successful millionaires are doing it willingly then it can't be all bad though. Not everything is da joos or reptilians like you people think
>see, these paid actors ate it on camera once so you should make it your primary source of protein
Your primary source of protein is cum. Maybe a few roaches will do you some good.
bugs are fine
Eating bugs is literally just a humiliation ritual. An elite fetish. Same how Bill Gates is hyped about recycling shit and piss and making the populace eat it. Prince Charles is on that shit too.
Despite these "measures" not being effective or viable at all as deducted by this fine lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e0pU92dmI that got branded a war criminal for simply asking some basic questions.
They are laughing at you because you are a buck broken cattle. A slave race. And you will never revolt no matter how many plastic glocks you collect.
Don't we already eat recycled piss/shit? Water treatment plants turns sewage water into drinkable water.
>Eating bugs is literally just a humiliation ritual
its the zion dream
The elites love watching the cattle humiliate themselves.
they might as well eat shit while they’re at it
the only people afraid of eating bugs are americans who eat shit like this
See
see
>only le MUTTS are "afraid" to eat ze bugs because they already eat SLOP
>don't be like LE FILTHY MUTTS goyem! eat ze bugs!
Doesn't even make sense. Just because they eat dogshit doesn't mean they should be thrilled to eat diarrhea.
I'm not an Amerimutt anyway and I don't eat their goy slop. Yet if you were to unironically start shilling bugs as food to me IRL I would've mauled you into a bloody pulp, because at that point I know what you're a subversive agent that hates me and mine.
Humans have always ate bugs. They literally sell them right now as food. Being a schizo does not erase reality
Vast majority of people don't eat lobsters. That's an idiotic attempt.
See the video here
>Vast majority of people don't eat lobsters.
What?
Some morons like to pretend that "lobsters are basically the wienerroaches of the ocean."
Not just anyone, the xkcd guy. I wonder how he'd feel about this if you asked him now, probably a complete 180 and that we need to do it to save the earth.
Oh, is that the homosexual pseud who started that meme? Makes sense.
Uh huh esl
is this real? europe is such a shit hole
the US has been doing it for 15-20 years
>Meanwhile they've been doing this in america for years already and also have been selling dog food to people to cut costs
Are all amerisharts this dumb?
>140k
that's nothing
WHAT FOOD CRISIS? Isn't there an over abundance of food to the point it's being thrown out?
Throwing out food for profit is literally one of the reasons the crisis exists
Bro this looks so good omm
Mmm ice cream so good yes yes yes ganggang
>frozen
>gourmet
Sorry Gordon but for me it's Great Value brand or nothing at all.
I don’t see anything wrong here.
This is the plot of Ratatouille
My first thought
It's business folks and not even particularly classless either. A chef selling his brand name on cheap foods at a large scale? Oh wow he's a talentless hack. Derp
It’s embarrassing. You have to have no self-respect to prostitute your brand out for money
>You have to have no self-respect to prostitute your brand out for money
hes just following his teacher
Isn't MPW just telling people "here's how to cook basic food for normal people and here's how to spice it up a little, stock pots is an easy way there" instead of selling The PIERREBURGER™ SEAL OF APPROVAL?
this is a bit different than selling frozen meals, he is even selling frozen fish and chips, a frozen fricking potato
knorr bouillon is based, it's a cheap fast substitute ingredient for a home cooked meal, not some frozen overpriced garbage you cook in the microwave
Knorr is actually fricking good
too gelatinous
give me Oxo cubes or give me death
>too gelatinous
Stock is supposed to be gelatinous. If you're using a stock cube and want good consistency in your dish, you're supposed to add gelatin. Cooklet.
There's nothing better than pulling yesterday's leftover chicken soup which was made using my own homemade chicken stock, and seeing it all jellified and wobbly before I reheat it. So satisfying.
only the asian powdered soups, but they only sell those in chinatown.
>Slander MSG for decades
>Rename and sell it as Knorr instead
What did the west mean by this? My parents thought I was trying to poison them, when I told I had used MSG in a dish. In the meanwhile their cupboard has at least ten packs of Knorr.
MSG is delicious and only morons think it's some poison and not just a salt of glutamate
I've tried the shepherd's pie, chicken pot pie and fish and chips and they were all much better than the standard frozen slop you can get at walmart. The man knows what he's doing.
I don’t believe you
They're like $5 each at shartmart so go buy one then, gay. I usually add my own spices to frozen slop but it was unnecessary for these. Definitely the best frozen slop I've had in a long time. I had some expensive stuff from a co-op about 10 years ago that was on par but for the money and convenience, this is excellent quality.
They're closer to 6 dollars and tiny. I'd rather just buy a banquet frozen meal if I'm going to eat slop
The chips in the fish and ships were dry as frick and didn't taste at all seasoned. You have shit taste troon.
>liking the french fries in a frozen food meal means you are a transexual
Rent free.
>didn't taste at all seasoned
>YTPIPO DONT SEASON THEY FOOD
kek kys Black person
heal your taste buds
Worked on my machine.
>seasoned
Fish and chips. How black are you?
>The man knows what he's doing.
He ain’t doing shit lol. What do you think he’s doing? Cooking each one himself?
Buying it.
imagine the smells
That quote isn't from that book.
But restaurants almost never have Russian dressing (or, as I call it, bbq sauce for salad)
Probably why I only eat it on a corned beef sandwich
i like bleu cheese and i don't have a dog house.
oh so you must be onea them gays
>"The lasagna. Made fresh daily yeah?"
>"Frozen, chef."
>"*&#@ me..."
If you're going to eat processed goyslop it really doesn't matter if you're eating the high end slop or the bottom of the barrel dollar meals.
europoors are pathetic sell outs
ha! classic
Why do digglebrits call fries chips? It's stupid. Then they call chips crisps because they already fricked up and have to run with it. Don't get me started on what those morons call cookies.
is he trying to retire soon or something? i swear to frick this dude has like 5 tv shows on top of everything else. no wonder why he phones in his youtube videos
FOOKIN' LUSH c**t
>FRICKING CIVIES QUESTIONING MY TYRE AWARD STARS RECIPES
No but he knows what you fat americans like and capitalises on it like any good businessman
his restaurants are largely shit, i got the sticky toffee pudding at his pub in AC and it tasted like a microwave mug brownie
anon, you were in AC, what did you expect
na AC got some good food, I had greek the next day and the gyro and baklava were 10/10 (fries kinda sucked)
If a frozen food was served in an expensive restaurant? I doubt it.
If people wanted to eat frozen shit, they could do it at home.
He's not gonna reach this level of frozen kino
>Dr Oetker is an international brand
I feel betrayed. Are you telling me there has never been a gentle old gramps called Dr Oekter in my country?
I'm never buying his pudding powder again
August Oetker was the founder and he based his business on selling small packages of baking powder.
In the past you got soda and baking powder in bulk at you local pharmacist but you had to take care that the powder wouldn't get damp. So August Oetker bought huge amounts of soda/baking powder and sold it in mini packages, convincing Germany that paying 1000% more only to have 5g portions is somehow better than storing a large amount in a sealed jar.
This is why I exclusively eat Levi Roots' Reggae Reggae Sauce. Not only is he a living, breathing person, but the recipe is from his sweet old grandma ;_;
that za is fricking amazing with extra spinach/basil and tabasco sauce
You should try one of these. They’re about as close to a takeaway pizza as you can get. The cheese sauce in the crust is the same as Domino’s used to use in their double decadence base.
>If I cant have all the money then the STATE must have it
its better to laugh at this than anything really
no wonder so many 'first world' countries are communists for 99% while the 1% is laughing all the way to the bank
you're playing their game and you dont even realize it
Why hasn't Gordon made a classic Orange Fool yet?
It's frustrating me that he hasn't made one. I bet he'd like them.
ITS... FRICKINGGGGG FROZEEEENNNNN!!!!11111
YOU FUXKIIIINGNGGG MONKEY THIS ISNT FRESHHH YOURE A LIAR YOU NEED HELP YOU FRICKING NEED HELP!!!!!!11111
it's fresh-frozen, chef
Ramsay said clamly
>Gordon filming new episode of "Kitchen Nightmares"
>Gordon to waitress: "Is this fresh or frozen?"
>Waitress: "It's frozen"
>Gordon to owner: "You're serving your customers FROZEN FOOD!"
>owner shows him the box with Gordon's face on it
beautiful
Frick, that looks horrid.
I will never understand people who eat that shit. German TV chef Steffen Henssler created a video category on YouTube called "5+15". Recipes with 5 ingredients and 15 minutes of preparation-time.
He hates it when people say "I need to eat frozen pizza because I don't have time to properly cook". His recipes can be prepared in the time it takes to heat a frozen pizza in the oven and it tastes a thousand times better and is healthier.
Any non-trivial recipe that claims 15 minutes prep time is bullshit and you are deluding yourself thinking that cooking yourself is anywhere near as quick or convenient as frozen food.
That's not to say there aren't good reasons to prepare fresh food but acting like it's no more effort than heating some processed garbage is just dumb and won't convince anyone.
Also Henssler is a twat.
This is it. We instead need to reestablish the idea in people that cooking can be fun and easy with just a bit of practice, not a chore to avoid.
Why does this have to be a TikTok video? Maybe the lad is really informative but why do I have to see him? I want to see the food and maybe a textual description of it, or some voiceover. It's like that old comic of "guys photographing an object vs. girls photographing an object".
What's the cultural shift here? Is it just expected of young people now that this is how you provide this information or a review? Is it a comedy skit? Are they training to be TV presenters/YouTubers?
Someone please fricking explain.
It's just a format that's naturally developed on the app, likely as a result of women dominating the app (ESPECIALLY during its formative years). Now it's one of the regular formulas for making a video.
As a technology/tool and even as a way of quickly delivering information or comedy it's great on paper. I just don't get it.
You could just show vignettes of the meal, it being cooked, and what that looks like, with captions. Maybe a quick summary at the end (to camera or otherwise).
Like how PowerPoint is just a piece of software for easily creating presentations, but then using it for god knows what. Making "cartoons" out of the shapes tool when we have an understanding of animation already. Then other people deciding that's the standard and doing the same.
I've never used it but if it's anything like YouTube it also potentially helps push it in the algorithm (algorithm detects face -> gets in more "for you" pages)
zoomers dont know how to read anymore
they need to see a video with a funny sound and someone gesticulating wildly beside it to know if its good or bad
hey dumbass try looking up any question on any website and you'll notice everything is written by bots, riddled with ads and shit formating. You literally can't read information on the internet anymore unless you suffix your query with Reddit
i agree, i can't stand their ugly faces
There's usually thousands of people doing the exact same video content but in a different format. My algo won't show me obnoxious faces like this.
i've never seen such sad looking fish and chips before
>doing surgery on a bag of chips
avoids slicing into the crisps. wouldn't want to split crush them before (uniformly) crushing them in a bowl.
imagine if i just stomped on your bag of (non-ground) coffee beans. it would ruin your day.
>avoids slicing into the crisps.
It does the exact opposite of that.
Holding the bag upright and cutting near the top will prevent 'slicing into them'
Also, he them crunches them up with his hands... so why avoid slicing them? For 'rustic texture'?
A real prison Black person would crush them in the bag.
is he trolling us? a chef's knife?
either cut the bag with scissors or use a paring knife.
What was more entertaining was all the euros on here having conniption fits over the idea of a walking taco/frito pie.
>mfw waiting for euros to discover Italian dunkers
looks like authentic british cuisine to me
damn this is some serious slop
who eats this garbage
The microwaves won.
PETROL
NICE AND SNIFFED
I don't own a microwave. Can I make these in my oven?
Oven makes them taste better, at least that's true for frozen pizzas. Gives them a nice crispiness. Microwave pizza is mushy and shit
Absolutely stunning.
Maybe it's not the most important piece of news to retain in your memory hole, but something like this is actually happened. Turned out his own restaurants were serving frozen/reheated meals.
Starting to think he's a "celebrity chef" known more for his personality and his actual cooking days were behind him decades ago, you guys. Like how Rowan Atkinson is a comic actor and not an electrical engineer.
He has a shitload of legit Michelin stars but it's very clear he doesn't give a shit about elite cooking anymore. He used to be very good at managing actual chefs who then ran his restaurants but maybe even that has fallen off
It's why the early UK series were great. Even then they slipped (you could tell there was a lot of editing - the same patrons in the same clothes on 'different evenings' and so on?).
Momma Cheri from that Soul Food Shack episode has a YouTube channel and it's pretty comfy viewing. Made her fried chicken a couple of years ago and fricking hell it was amazing.
the only recipe I ever use from him is his scrambled eggs
The snot ones?
Don't pretend you wouldn't eat this
What's the fricking point? Risotto is so easy to make (no you don't have to keep stirring in the liquid over time. Just pour that in all at once. It tastes exactly the same).
Fish, nice and raw.
Or is this your attempt at Sushi?
I might, but I once mistook pic related for human meatballs and gravy and never noticed a difference.
>human meatballs
needless to say, Black folk don't know how to make meatballs
wypipo don season dey prions
>human meatballs
What do you mean, anon? Is that dogfood or something? Are you a cannibal? Are you a maneating dog?`
How does this even work? Do people really thing that that food is better than the other food because it has a picture of Ramsay on it? What do they think when they look at the package? Don't they think that it has a picture of Ramsay on it only because of soulless PR reasons? I've been wondering my whole life if publicity works or everyone on the corporate world is deluded and it doesn't.
They think
>well it's frozen slop but Gordon Ramsay wouldn't put his name on garbage food, would he? So this must be the BEST slop in the whole freezer!
>never sold out
Ramsay is one of my least favorite celebrities. Such a fake tough guy, prissy little b***h boy. And he has no integrity
He's done some "it's a character, starting to ham it up more now" to "no, it's actually him and what he's like" transition.
Go back and watch early Jeremy Clarkson. He was basically the doing the same thing as Steve Coogan/Alan Patridge. I have no idea if that means dropping the act or genuinely coming to believe it.
Gourmet food in your own kitchen!
the roasted beef one looks pretty good compared to the rest, i'd give it a try
this fat prick is over heating everything. that slow roasted beef would be nice if done properly
>doesn't show it out of pack, only after heating it
>clearly heated longer than it should be as any microwave chef can easily tell
Not defending this shitty frozen food, but this fat moron isn't telling the whole truth.
just want to point out that this guy in the video is:
a) fat
b) a prick
c) isn't showing the frozen things
d) overcooking/heating them
e) probably something else
f)... your choice
damn tiny ass portions and I bet they're like 10 bucks each too
meatless, veggieless pastas are the only TV dinners I trust. And Dinty Moore beef stew.
>OH *BLEEP* ME IT'S *BLEEP* FROZEN!
>YOU'VE GIVEN UP HAVEN'T YOU?
>YOU DON'T *BLEEP* CARE DO YOU?
kek absolute mad lad
I wonder are they actually good?
it would be kinda cool if Gordon had a line of frozen meals that were actually as high quality as possible and cost a bit more
>I wonder are they actually good?
Are you Irish?
Giant greasy pizza bros... the Triscuit CHADS are laughing at us...
I'd rather have Ramsey's cheese sandwich because its made with novel quality cheese and bread
Gordons cheese isn't even melted. Literally undercooked a fricking sandwich.
cheese sandwich is fine raw
Ramsay isn't a real cook, he's an actor who pretends to be one on TV
I'm surprised people have such a hard time figuring this out.
he has true and honest Chef stars
"stars" don't make somebody a chef
only knowing how to cook makes somebody a chef.
You literally don't know what a chef is. A cook and a chef aren't the same thing.
Yeah, a Chef wears one of those big white hats.
If you can't cook, you cannot be a chef. Also what
said.
I didn't say you can be a chef without knowing how to cook.
>only knowing how to cook makes somebody a chef.
This statement is factually incorrect and only someone who thinks cook = chef would make the mistake.
Let's not mince words here. I am saying that Ramsey is not a chef because he doesn't know how to cook.
I tried making a grilled cheese sandwich on my nan's fireplace after watching this video when it came out and it set her whole flat alight after it caught some garland. Everyone was okay except her, she had to start using oxygen tanks because of the smoke inhalation. She told me I'm 35 and I'm too old to be doing cheeky rubbish even though I was just doing what a trained professional world-renowned chef told me to do. She said I destroyed most of her family photos and I shouldn't be prancing about the fireplace, it's not a toy oven. It made me very sad and it destroyed my passion for cooking and I blame Gordon Ramshite for that. I could be working in one of his kitchens by now and instead we're living off my nan's pension. I have half a mind to phone my solicitor and start a legal process against his estates for emotional distress and damages and fraud.
These both look disgusting, to be frank.
The version in the movie has way too much fricking cheese.
>cheese? In my grilled CHEESE? yucky ewww mommy no babby hates cheesies xC
Grow the frick up and touch grass you moronic incel.
>Ramsay boy..
>too much cheese
Both of these homosexuals meed knockout gamed by Black folk.
I was legitimately mad about this for over a year. The kimchi is what set me over the edge.
i wonder if this is something where gordon is remotley connected to the development of the recipies or did they just hand him a bag of money like a prostitute to slap his name on it
I truly doubt they are any better than these.
Need more sodium
Facts. The potatoes are inedible without adding salt.
Can't beat a round meal.
Or something hot from a tin. Good honest Bong food.
would
>Scrambled egg for Christmas
What the frick
frick that looks good
better than Ramsay's microwave slop
That’s not a joke product, GAME is a video game store. It’s from a xmas thing they did about not having to stop gaming on christmas for food
>https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a30118962/christmas-dinner-in-a-tin-game-tinner/
I remember seeing a review of a similar product. The guy was pleasantly surprised.
This is a scam. I've eaten three of these a week for two years and still haven't won a visit from Davis.
Not everyone can be so lucky to win a visit from Davis.
better than an action packed trip to detroit
>Hungry Man
>454g
I sure will be after that amuse-bouche.
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
AT THE LOCAL WALMART
>OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
>AT THE LOCAL WALMART
Haha, basedbrit flogging slop to the states.
He wouldn't dare do it here, and for this, we salute him.
you will eat ze gordonslop
Does he not have enough money?
>noooooooo i wont eat a bug but i'll eat literal cow butthole and beaver sperm in my artificially flavored slop thats already artificially colored with bugs
>DON'T fix the food/farming industry
>INSTEAD eat ZE FUKEN BUGS YOU GOYIM
"No"
>they have a literal gun to my head and are forcing me to eat le bugs!!!
>heh actually this was all a gag to get them to fix the heckin' food industry all natural bugs aren't allowed because....because....they just aren't okay!!!
Tried the Mac and Cheese and it was garbage.
It's fresh frozen chef
Anyone that buys frozen meals is fricking pathetic. learn to cook. it's not hard.
It's not about difficulty it's about not wanting to do it after working 9 hours.
cook everything on your day off and keep it in Tupperware
>leftovers
Jesus, what a fricking pleb.
There's nothing quite as comfy as an 'omelette du leftovers'.
>bubble-and-squeak
Dumb name, here it's called Farmers breakfast. It's so fricking good with sausage or bacon.
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>1:30
MARCO WAS RIGHT
The grilled cheese actually looked good
>Hey, Bigboy, when was the Lasagna made? hah? When was it cooked? LAST WEEK? Frick offffff you donkey! Tell me it's fresh pasta at least? Frozen? FRICK OFF! I wouldn't feed this shit to my dog!
Years ago I made a recipe of his that he made on video, a Mediterranean vegetable soup. It's hard to frick up a soup so it was pretty delicious, and all through the video he and the woman behind the camera were shilling his new cookbook which had this recipe in it. One day I bought it second hand on Amazon and found that the recipe for the soup was completely different and entirely contradicted a bunch of points he made about ingredients and stuff in the video. The rest of the recipes also looked awful.
That was the first moment I realised this guy had totally sold out, and had probably never even seen the book he claimed he'd written. If I'm going to make a recipe by a shill I'll at least go with memelord Marco, those stock cubes are actually delicious and he doesn't claim they're high art in food form.
That's disappointing as frick.
I remember watching a half-ass Youtube cooking show that he filmed in his house during COVID, he dragged his bewildered looking kids into it and it just felt like the guy needed money from anywhere he could get it.
I remember those, he kept yelling at them in a "ha ha isn't dad being funny and chaotic" way but it just came off as desperate. Just make a burger, stop screaming at your kids that you only have thirty seconds to do it and it's their fault somehow.
fricking hypocrite
>television actor most famous for yelling at people doesn't actually have principles
go figure
he has become a donkey
I was in the US earlier this year in Florida.
I went to Walmart and target.
The stores themselves were massive. Lots of frozen food to pick from.
But hardly any fresh meat.
There's also no sausages anywhere.
How do you Yanks make a full English.
There's bratwurst and jimmy dean sausage in pretty much every store, it's not limey sausage but it's close enough.
Those are not grocery stores, dumbass
Do Yanks have to go to 2 different shops to do your food shopping?
are you some kind of moron or something?
I'll have you mate. Twat.
No, supermarkets have all the foods except specialty imports. American supermarkets have produce sections larger than entire grocery stores in Europe.
What
went to was not a supermarket. Walmart sells some food but they are not a supermarket.
Depends. The grocery and meat section at the nearest walmart here is larger than most grocery stores.
>American supermarkets have produce sections larger than entire grocery stores in Europe.
Clearly you don't. At least the walmart and target I went to. Your free meat section was piss poor.
Walmart isnt a grocery store
What supermarkets give away meat for free?
>Your free meat section
oh okay, you got me
No. I go to a fricking grocery store. I only go to target when I need shit you get at target, like prepaid flip phones.
>so yoo wan use stock cube?
>ish fine
>frozen dinnar owever?
>not sho much *slurp*
>today I show yoo ow we debone a chicken
would a chef serve frozen walmart meals at a restaurant? is that a serious question?
Watched the latest episode of reborn Kitchen Nightmares this week and he literally shut a restaurant down mid service because he found one spoiled onion at the bottom of a container.
I know this shit is fake as frick but can't they come up with something better?
I mean are you good enough to be enjoying an actual Ramsay cooked meal? I see this as him delivering a meal that took 1 millionth of his effort for a millionth the cost. Nothing wrong with this.
He had literally nothing to do with the creation of those meals. They just paid to use his name.
No but the guy has like 6 kids and a lot of bills, he NEEDS this money.
oi c**t fat cow where's the beef Wellington innut?!
Why isn't he man enough to release a pizza?
IT'S FRAUD
I would love to get on Master Chef or Hell's Kitchen and submit this as my dish and when he calls it crap just hold up the box to the camera
>Would Gordon approve of this being served at a restaurant on his show?
No, because these are obviously made as quick at-home (or maybe at-work if they're microwaveable) foods for when you don't want to/don't have time to put in the effort of cooking something properly.
If you go to a restaurant and pay for food, and they just serve you the same kind of shit you can buy at walmart and reheat in your own kitchen in 5 minutes, then what's the fricking point of the restaurant other than to waste money?
He's soiling his own good name.
>Villains who were actually right