Artie is based and only looks pathetic because the audience views him from the lens of a murderous criminal. He was a business owner with a hot wife and cooking is his passion. He made it.
No he makes dumb decisions that cost him money, he's unappreciative, and he's envious, especially of other guy's women.
Charmaine was a blessing since she took care of the business side of things while he cooked.
Had he followed in Tony's footsteps he'd have no one to reel him in, he'd be a shit earner, and he'd probably try and frick another guy's wife or girlfriend and get killed over it.
>this envelope is a bit light AJ >Uh I don't know something happened! This sucks and it's not my fault! >this keeps happening for several weeks >AJ ends up in a wheelchair like Beansie
They fricked him over and he didn't even do anything to deserve it. All he did was be honest and work his job as best as he could, and he got involved in the gabba gools of Tony. Should he have accepted the trip? Probably, but that's not reason enough to blow up his only way of living a decent life.
The error in that logic is that historically mob hits at a restaurant don’t get the place shut down, instead it becomes a tourist spot and people want to see it
He doesn't have the sociopathy required of doing the shit Tony's crew was doing. Whatever bad shit he did in his wild teenage years were wrung out of him by his hardworking dad and Charmaine.
he kicked the shit out of benny. probably.
Him and Noah are leagues above anyone in Tony's glorified crew.
No. He was superior precisely because he wasn't a gangster. He envied the mob but the mob envied him for having a normal life.
Benny jobbed to Artie
No. He would be pretty similar to MC of crime and Punishment after his 1st murder
He grew up alongside Tony and other gangsters. He had plenty of opportunities to become a gangster himself. But it's just not in him.
Artie is based and only looks pathetic because the audience views him from the lens of a murderous criminal. He was a business owner with a hot wife and cooking is his passion. He made it.
No he makes dumb decisions that cost him money, he's unappreciative, and he's envious, especially of other guy's women.
Charmaine was a blessing since she took care of the business side of things while he cooked.
Had he followed in Tony's footsteps he'd have no one to reel him in, he'd be a shit earner, and he'd probably try and frick another guy's wife or girlfriend and get killed over it.
Don Tortellini over here.
Of course he would be; he killed Tony in the finale. Finally gave that prick what was coming since his restaurant got burned down.
It wasn't burned down moron. It was saved.
whatevuh ya say, Skip
>Of course he would be; he killed Tony in the finale. Finally gave that prick what was coming since his restaurant got burned down.
Not gonna lie that would be kino and well deserved.
>It wasn't burned down moron. It was saved.
LMAO
Nice.
>murders Tony
>the FBI thinks New York did it
This is like prostitutes getting murdered and everyone assuming it was Jack the Ripper. Kino.
And that was not even his first kill.
All Tony had to do is ask Artie to kill Shah.
>finally stands up for himself and then cooks what he wants from an old cookbook
great ending to his arc
Qu'est-ce que c'est, mon? Message machine broken?
Better question if AJ could be a good gangster.
what's more gangster than trying to murder your senior family member while he is in hospital?
>this envelope is a bit light AJ
>Uh I don't know something happened! This sucks and it's not my fault!
>this keeps happening for several weeks
>AJ ends up in a wheelchair like Beansie
Tony himself said that he would be shit at it, this was around the time Jackie Jr fell off
ASS RAPE
CONSTANT
This the thread?
yeah pour one up brother
i walk like this
Artie would've been a weaker version of Bobby and would seethe over never getting made or becoming capo while Chris does.
They fricked him over and he didn't even do anything to deserve it. All he did was be honest and work his job as best as he could, and he got involved in the gabba gools of Tony. Should he have accepted the trip? Probably, but that's not reason enough to blow up his only way of living a decent life.
The error in that logic is that historically mob hits at a restaurant don’t get the place shut down, instead it becomes a tourist spot and people want to see it
He doesn't have the sociopathy required of doing the shit Tony's crew was doing. Whatever bad shit he did in his wild teenage years were wrung out of him by his hardworking dad and Charmaine.