would he have made a good king?

would he have made a good king?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no he was a homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >considered one of the 5 great Roman empowers
      >was a homosexual
      >even started a cult that worshipped his femboy lover that had a large following after his death

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emperors, you frick.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >undermine the established inheritance order because I'm le nice
    He'd be the absolute worst.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the books obviously not. In the show who knows because the writers didn't include all the stuff that makes him look bad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't read the books, what makes him bad? (hardmode no /misc/shit)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's basically Bobby B at his peak except he's a hound for boypussy instead of pussy classic but he also has none of his heart.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yikers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who would have made the best king in that case? Gendry was one of the only pure characters in the show, but he was obviously ignorant of all the knowledge needed to rule.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't really anyone. They're all either too kind or too hard which is bought up by someone in the books.

            Robb might have been alright after a few years but he was let down by trying to live up to his father's reputation and he was only ever running to be king in da norf anyway.

            Bookwise Blackfyre is probably going to be decent until he gets cooked by the dragons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(hardmode no /misc/shit)

        Noooo you can only phrase things within the confines of my religion!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its made clear in the books that Renly's rule would be a repeat of Robert's but with the Tyrells instead of the Lannisters, even down to the future succession issues because hes gay and his wife is a bit of a hoe (allegedly). Hes also a moron militarily, so even with all his resources him getting the throne would be a struggle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes the King of Summer. His seemingly perfect rule can only last as long as everything is going great and his pretty face can take credit for it. The second he faces real adversity he'll crumble, because hes actually not good at anything but being pretty. Which is why in the books he delays actually fighting the war and turns his army into a moving festival.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably, I feel bad for stannis, melisandre corrupted him, making him kill his baby bro, his little girl, cucking his wife

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but honestly if you'd allow yourself to burn your own family alive because of so magic tricks and ginger pussy you weren't fit to be a king anyways. He was basically the same as the mad king, the inly difference is the mad king thought was he was doing was justified. Stannis just gave sacrafices for a blood gods favor.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but he should have legitimized his claim by playing up his ties to the faith, and casting Stannis as an infidel. Basing his claim solely on his popularity was moronic and pointless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does do this in the books sort of, the whole rainbow Kingsguard was meant to be evocative of the Faith of the Seven.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What point in the books is stannis at? Is he dead?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd be a Tyrell puppet so yes. The Tyrells may be ladder climbing opportunists but they at least they care or pretend to care about their subjects.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tyrells were kino. I'd love to spend my days in comfy well off highgarden fricking boypussy and being counseled by my tsundere grandma all day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Margery was leading Joffrey right - she was bullying Cersei and was showing Joffrey about getting love rather than terrorizing the people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was trying to play on his sadistic side and show him that he didn't need to be a monster but he was a "bipolar" from a weird research paper on what type of mental illness targaryens and the inbred lannisters had excluding tommen and mercylla

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >excluding tommen and mercylla
          Tommen is kinda moronic and Myrcella... actually can't think of anything that's wrong with her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tyrells are such a gay ass mary sue tumblr house

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mary sue
        >they all die

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know what any of those words mean.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking TFD (total homosexual death)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm thinking you want to get ass-fricked like the gay little sissy boy you really are.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one cares what you think you are a homosexual not a human being

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All true. They are the boring cookie-cutter afterthought plot device family of epic noble gentlesirs but also le smart le game players.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to chuddit you fricking moron, can you even communicate without using a string of buzzwords?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf word salad

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf get glasses grampa, even I understand that

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would have been better than Stannis that’s for sure.
    Stannis used dark magic to assassinate 4 of his rivals, including his own brother. He did blood sacrifices on scores of people - including his own daughter. He treated Davos like shit and Melisandre played him with a quote about leading lambs to slaughter and them never seeing the blade.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    discard homosexuals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        .

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the books maybe, he looks more like Bobby B, before Bobby B needed the breasplate stretcher), and Loras is very young where Renly is 10-15 years or more older than him. Also, Renly in the books is a big tall boy, and loras is small and girly.
    You gays can have a field day with that info.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baaed beyond belief.
      I'm thinking it's renly for me.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes westeros needed a king who sucks wiener and eats ass and gets fricked in the ass with wieners and eats cum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Transportation?

  13. 9 months ago
    Limes

    He'd make a good bottom for the night king

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People say he wouldn't but honestly considering the other options I'd say he wouldn't be the worst possible candidate.
    Unlike his brother he was much more interested in ruling, knew how to play politics, wasn't a psychopathic butthole, and had the love and respect of the people.
    He might be a bit of a paper tiger against real adversity like some have said but who really knows; he was probably going to beat Stannis if not for black magic. Wars are mostly about numbers at the end of the day; numbers which Renly had.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"do you see all those banners out there?"
      >"You think you will win the war with pieces of cloth?"

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