Would Helluva Boss be a better show if they'd gotten James Urbaniak for Blitzo in lieu of Brandon Rogers?
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Would Helluva Boss be a better show if they'd gotten James Urbaniak for Blitzo in lieu of Brandon Rogers?
been thinking about this since seeing it for the first time last week
she really did just go full homosexual and fanfiction on an otherwise cool concept
The first time you saw this was LAST WEEK? Damn we really need to up our game this screenshot should be HH/HB Cinemaphile gospel
It really does feel like that sometimes, all of the characters deviated a lot from their original premise
>Blitz: butthole who cares about his selfish goals above all else, pushing every one else away leaving him feeling hollow and yearning for what M&M have. Now, imagine the above without any actual consequence and losing a part of his selfish edge
>Stolas: Powerful demon who was horny for imp wiener ruining his life but finding a genuine connection with the one he originally was just using for pleasure. Now, always saw Blitz as a romantic partner instead of someone who he could get his rocks off with?
>Moxxie: Cultured, soft spoken employee who is good at his job but has issues with the way the business is ran. Now, just a spineless twat who is craving acceptance.
>Millie: Strong willed and loving wife who is *very* good at her job but will put her love for Moxxie over it any day of the week. Now, just an extra that is to be used when they need a women message about recognition because people fricking miss the characteristics of this character
>Loona: Snarky teenage daughter who deep down has a soft spot for her adoptive father but wants her own accepted space. Now, a mute with no agency.
It is absolutely insane how they had a winning formula with the main cast and then just ruin it. Blitz got out the best, since in essence he is still Blitz, except unlike before there are no long term consequences for his actions.
moxxie has been character assassinated, was my favorite character and now he is just this fricking wishy-washy simultaneous badass/pushover and it's so fricking weird. like to go from s2e3 to s2e4 to s2e5 is so strange because moxxie is a little b***h in episode 3, then solos 3 massive demons 4 times his size and holds his own with striker in episode 4, then is a little b***h again in episode 5.
Like if we go through the season 1 episodes, we can see he was way more consistent
>Ep1: His morals was stopping him from completing the hit, says nothing about his skill
>Ep2: Shows he is a good shot, guy was just cheating
>Ep3: Shows how good he is at murdering with Millie
>Ep4: Shows how good he is at fighting with guns again
>Ep5: He doesn't have his gun for most of it so his lack of farm handling skills is pretty valid
>Ep6: Final fight again shows he is good at what he does, just clumsy on other factors
>Ep7: Chill episode that shows his softer side that has been shown throughout the entire show, not a push over when demanded to sing about fricking.
The way Moxxie *was* written was that he was more cautious and considerate of others but when push comes to shove he will stick to his guns (Metaphorically and literally) to help his fellow IMP employees and his wife.
Brandon Rogers be like.
>simultaneous badass/pushover
common trait of characters that people self insert into, they need to be "relatable" while still being baddass, which is why Moxxie is both a weak b***h, but is competent at his job(sometimes), got a hot wife, has connections to powerfull people, similar to Peter Parker, actually, both Him and Moxxie need to suffer like slaves to then be rewarded a little bit
It's also no wonder why there's such a ridiculous amount of stuff of people pairing Moxxie with literally every single character
Millie is a plank of wood so there’s that too
pair moxxie with me because i love him............
Haha homie you gay
facts brother
Honestly my problem with it is that it is about demon hitmen and I can't comfortably watch it as a Christian with OCD.
I'm tired of this schizo argument
>MUH SLICE OF LIFE HITMAN SHOW
>MUH WACKY HUMAN KILLING ADVENTURES
>IT WAS TOTALLY REAL AND GONNA HAPPEN
no
stop
it was always gay shit
it was never whatever schizo fantasy your mind created.
i hope you aren't expecting people to actually reply to this in good faith
Sure.
>unhinged schizo depiction of events
did you even watch the show or are you drunk on Cinemaphile brap-lore
Hi stolasgay
You get the zippertit surgery yet?
>if you don't agree with me you're thing i hate
ok chomo
Cope, I'm not obligated to indulge your lolcow ass
but enough about you 🙂
>no u
>cant refute it
I accept your concession.
>schizo internet defense force
Not him but what is there to refute? It's dumb. Whatever is written about Stella on the top image is headcanon. Not a single episode in S1 establishes that Stolas "initially loved" Stella and "had a falling out with over time as she became narcissistic and accumulated anger issues." Literally made up shit. Octavia's comparison is straight up moronic: those 2 descriptions are not contradicting. Just because she was an insurance for the family does not mean he didn't want her or doesn't love her anymore, or doesn't feel guilty for getting her into the crossfire of his actions.
Good summary.
moronic post. You are correct that you are a schizo. The show was advertised as homosexual drama from the get go, in the first fricking episode it establishes the characters that drive the plot and the relationship between them. Gay fanfiction was the core of episode 1, simple as. You decided to ignore the glaring red flags about gay drama and focus on irrelevant side plot of murdering business.
Right on, like you I am extraordinarily moronic
Yeh no it was advertised as an episodic adventure comedy. Please provide proof of it being advertised as melodrama?
Please provide proof of your thing
>muh advertising
Imagine believing in as seen on tv in your year
>please provide proof
Viv is autistic and changes her mind on a dime. We know that she didn't even plan on Vaggie and Charlie being a lesbian couple until one of her advisors annoyed her into making them lesbians.
She got bored with the initial premise or Helluva and swung hard into Stolasgayging. Simple as that.
every character of note across both series has severe daddy issues, which also doesn't seem like something that was planned initially.
>entitlement gays screech about something they dont contribute to or pay for
>muh muh view matters
Lol
Lmao
Possibly zozzle
So how much is Viv paying you to run defense, Xgay?
>you're not allowed to have opinions you must be the Them of my schizo us vs them
Unironically go hug your mom
I'm not stopping you from having opinions, but I will rip on your pathetic ass for it.
Wtf are u talking about schizo
Viv has some serious issues IRL I swear.
>Apparent daddy issues
>insecure about her weight considering she got really fat over the years
>Treats Vaggie like an abused puppy, which tells me she really does not like her despite Viv being some LGBT ally
>they have daddy issues!
So does every co poster
Where did these daddy issues come from? how did she get them?
Anyone parroting this complaint didn't understand who they were dealing with. The show made it very clear what we were gonna get by episode 2.
The problem with the show is not that it turned into a gay drama, it's that Viv can't write and Brandon insists on using it as an autobiographical soapbox. Up until Season 2 they had me fooled into thinking they could actually write good drama because the Stolitz thing was actually intriguing before that point - in fact, it was the best part of the show, which is why episode 7 is still the best episode since it's all Stolitz. But it seems to have just been an accident, because the very next episode, Stolas has all his character flaws removed by turning the pairing into a childhood love at first sight cliche and Stella into an irredeemable torturous b***h. It's like the very concept that Stolas did anything wrong struck a nerve in Brandon Rogers and necessitated he be Mary Sued to soothe his own ego. And since Stolitz was the best part of the show, when you take the intrigue out of it what you're left with is a fanfic-tier gay romance combined with a nonsensical setting (Viv's fault) and cringe-inducing Brandon Rogers skit dialogue.
I think Stolitz being flanderized into ruin was more on Viv and Adam than Brandon.
It's sort of the same issue with Vaggie being Charlie's girlfriend in the HH pilot. If Millie didn't have all that much character development in S1 it could be brushed off, but this is S2 and the 'Millie Episode' was more of a 'Shit on Moxxie' episode than actually developing Millie.
Someone a couple of threads back suggested that I.M.P should have been only Moxxie, Blitzo and Loona, and honestly i'm starting to think too that was what it should have been too.
I agree, would have been a much better dynamic.
Plus Moxxie and Loona would have been better together as a couple, imo.
No, they still very much said it was supposed to be about demon hitman doing goofy stuff. They still advertise and acts as if it is, despite the show showing otherwise.
It's not just the drama between stolas and blitzo it's every character dealing with drama all the time ever over half the episodes deal with some kind of family drama and it doesn't fit the show, it's the kind of thing that should compromise 5% of the show, not more
>that damn screencap of someones unsolicited and unnecessary opinion
Unsolicit these balls gay
Yet you can't call his opinion wrong. Curious.
Forgive my foolishness, Collin-sama
possibly the most powerful screencap in all of Cinemaphile. I kneel.
Me when I have one sip of beer.
How much do you weigh, anon?
I'm just shitposting, currently a fat frick drinking too much Dutch Brothers freezes as a form of alcoholism.
Try to lose some weight, anon.
I've been fat. It's not fun.
Are you two also female? Just out of curiosity.
I'm a dude, dude.
Ok, what about the other guy?
I am a dude, same fat frick above mentioning dutch freeze addiction. Being fat is a bit hard on feet and back at my youngish age but building muscle to keep it in check.
Ok, I was asking because I’m a fatgay degenerate. I’m not into dudes though.
I can't tell you what to do but your joints will thank you if you just get rid of the fat.
I only say this because I've been through it.
Thank you bro, weening off one bit at a time.
If he also took over his writing duties, yeah maybe probably.
Can't help but think that Brandon and Vivzie's obnoxious personalities and desire to only write about very specific things have resulted in a feedback loop of gay drama plotting, so replacing him with James could've saved much of this nonsense.
Now I'm thinking about how a crossover episode might go.
>Doc's idiocy has led to the death of a few people already
>IMP hired to kill him but they have no clue what the frick Guild regulations and standards are so everyone assumes they're some weird villains
>Doesn't matter because we get Millie and Brock fighting.
I want art of Millie with a better man than Moxxie by the way. Please god.
Brock would kick Millie's ass with ease, don't even compare him to her.
Who said it ends with someone dying?
Yeah, Brock is actually a strong badass character done right. Millie is just a walking Deus ex Machina, it feels more laughable than impressive.
>Millie is a Deus ex Machina
>But Brock killing everything in sight is not overpowered or Mary sue ish because.....BECAUSE I SAY SO
Okay morons. I know you love the daddy mullet but dial it back.
Don't.
Brock is better written. Millie isn't.
Know the difference.
>Brock is better written
>his entire character arc is killing guys for a different employer and then learning he has been tricked or misled.
Okay moron.
One more arc than Millie has.
Okay, who let the fourth grader in here?
Better than being a prop for a single character
Or rather
Brock actually has a character of his own, Millie doesn't
This, basically.
Not to mention Patrick Warburton really delivers the character. Millie's voice just grates on me.
She got beaten by the father from the first episode. Brock VS Millie wouldn't be a fight, it would be an mildly annoyed Brock squashing a bug.
Millie is animation porn I'm not going to complain about watching her go but she isn't really a character and isn't supposed to be one
She wasn't even supposed to be on the main cast in the first place, she was a last-minute addition, something that is starting to get really obvious now
I really hate this picture and the surrounding criticisms of Millie because I don't think there is anything wrong with her character. She is a bad ass woman who obviously has farm hand skills that can absolutely take care of herself, has interests in "cute" things as seen in Loo Loo Land and is in a perfectly fine marriage with Moxxie.
Personally, I hate the criticism because it leads to shit like the last episode where the writers have to go out of their way to create drama for them. It's why Moxxie was ruined as a character as well, they couldn't just leave him be the soft spoken gun toting assassin that is more into high culture, nah, he has to be a homosexual limp wristed dickhead who has to have constant validation when his schitck was that he was the one to point out Blitz's shortcomings with running the business.
If you don't see anything wrong with a character who is supposed to be part of the main cast being pretty much nothing more than just a prop for the development of another character, and who's entire characterization so far is based only around that, then i don't know what to tell you.
It's because I hate what this train of thought did to Moxxie and how it was handled in the last episode. Besides that, I am also a person who thinks that the drama stuff should be reserved for Blitz and Stolas while everyone else is part of the wacky demon assassin side of things.
Besides, I think M&M work better as a reflection of what a good relationship looks like compared to everyone else, so having them be a status quo is a good thing in my mind.
Okay
Moxxie has a mommy fetish. So no wonder Millie is a big mommy to him. And a lot of your fetishes and fricked upness is because of childhood.
I think Viv got the mixing right.
Striker x Stella
Millie x Moxxie
Blitzo x Stolas.
Bro Brock would have to be on vacation, he'd just kill everybody. Unless its like...
>IMP retreats through a portal to Stolas
>Brock follows them
>ends up strangling and assaulting Stolas, who cant fight back but also cant die from the beatdown
>Dr Killinger through the portal
"I am here in Hell to gay marry Nixon. A promise I made in the 1970s, und I keep my promises."
"...what'd he say?"
"For God's sake, his accent isn't even that thick. Quit it."
>Brock comes back from vacation wearing Hawaiian shirt and all that sees imp just about to kill doc,hank and dean
cue ending from ounce upon a time in Hollywood
Kys selfinserter
Nobody is self-inserting in here
"Now I have become death. Destroyer of all the 7 circles of Hell."
"I can't go to Hell. All the dead of Cambodia, Vietnam, Chile and Laos wants to beat the shit out of me!"
>Triana is visiting Doctor Orpheus
>Has homework from magic college
>The Ars Goetia
>Triana is a bit weirded out they have her going over a demon book
>Orpheus explains that the Ars Goetia are relatively tame for demons if you follow what the book says
>To demonstrate, he summons “his personal favorite”
>Stolas appears, all menacing and full demon mode until he sees Orpheus, then returns to normal
>Greets him as an old friend, they catch up while Triana just stares at the two of them confused
Would be funny if the rest of the Triad was there too
>Stella hires Dr Killinger to get rid of Stolas, but somehow it gets miscommunicated and he gets hired as a marriage counsellor.
"This is my murder bag, und I am here to fix your marriage."
Takes a look at Striker after hearing Striker's Texan-Southern voice.
"You remind me of Lyndon B Johnson. I want to kick you."
"Is your dick as big as his?"
>Be Dr Killinger
> Be accidently hired to be the marriage counsellor to Stella
>Takes a look at Andrealphus
>"That twink. Does he and you frick? Or does he frick your husband?"
>A really uncomfortable look both by Stella and Andy, shaking their heads
>"Good. One less problem. The last couple I saw, had that problem."
>Doc possibly with the help Orpheus send a mid tier arch to another dimension's hell
>Arch hires I.M.P to take out Doc and Orpheus
>I.M.P tries to kill both but Millie and Blitzo get beaten and taken by the Guild who wants to kill or induct them
>Moxxie shenanigans with him trying to survive the Venture compound and being horrified by what he sees
>Investors get involved and scare the shit out of multiple demon lords
It would be a better show if nobody let Adam write
FOR SURE. Adam Neylan has to be the worst writer I've seen in recent times.
Seriously this. Adam is such a fricking hack of a writer. I don't care if he's Viv's roommate or not, the dude is trash and someone needs to tell Viv that straight up. He is the biggest problem with S2 and Viv is seemingly either unaware or is too loyal to her friends to admit that.
This thread is going to be dominated by Venture Bros stuff isn't it?
Cool, I don't mind.
You should really make a mega.nz of your raw images
All your posts are mixed with bicubic upscaled ones
You're like
Helluva Boss's Weaver
insult to Weaver
Hot
Will they, won't they?
Should be the other way around, since Andrealphus is the one who actually really loves his sister.
They already have, HUNDREDS OF TIMES
So this is panty and stocking from the demons perspective?
https://files.catbox.moe/14bdi8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/pkwo6b.png
tasty
>c**tboy
Oh kys, Moxxie already has been sissyfied enough as it is
I know right, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if they later on reveal that he's trans (female to male) at somepoint in the show.
Cry more, Cboy Moxx is hot
more please
...god this thread sucks. You'd think the Venture Bros stuff would make it better. Guess Helluva shit just ruins everything it gets near.
That's Helluva Boss for ya.
Want to discuss latest Helluva drama? Or Hazbin still not having a release date?
Helluva doesn't release episodes, Hazbin doesn't HAVE episodes to release, and both shows are headed by an immature terminally online twitter addict whom hails from tumblr. Any attempt to genuinely discuss this show is quickly becoming dead in the water as the show's quality sinks.
It looks like we all got trojan horse'd into believing that. Now it's about stupid gay shit.
>Xgay says moronic shit
Day ending in Y.
>moronic
just cuz u can't handle it doesn't make it stupid bro, it'll all be okay
Wrong. Miduva Boss is a tragic story of a poor woman trapped in a loveless marriage to a pathetic failure by her society and having to deal with his bullshit
Hi stolasgay. Bored of your subreddit?
they ruined stella
I thought Helluva was about a group of imps running a hitman business.
no helluva is a show about 4 demons getting into wacky hijinx during the process of trying to do their fricking jobs, or at least in a perfect world, it would be.
You see Viv, if this was the thing you wanted Helluva Boss to be about, maybe you shouldn't have advertised it as a FRICKING COMEDY in the first place then
I don't think anyone who has stuck out this long has a problem with Helluva being a black comedy with drama elements. I think what is getting on people's nerves is that it has strayed far away from the original premise and the writing got generally worse. People liked Episode 7 and that was nothing but pure drama fuel.
Frick you I still have problems with this pile of dogshit being like The Penguins of Madagascar TV series aka lame diluted homosexual pathetic "comedy" where is the badassery? WHERE IS THE BADASSERY?
WHERE IS THE BADASSERY?
WHERE IS THE BADASSERY?
Why can't we have Kids Next Door, Fillmore, Penguins of Madagascar(movies 1,2,3+Christmas special , kinda frick the 4th movie and frick the TV series)
What is this obsession with "I'm a loser, please accept me for being a loser" NO, GIT GUD OR SHUT UP, nobody will accept you because you got lazy and refused to git gud.
and for fricks sake I expected lore, I expected weapons, I expected vehicles.
I EXPECTED KIDS NEXT DOOR TWO BY FOUR TECHNOLOGY WORLD DESIGN LORE AND I EXPECTED WORLD OF WARCRAFT LEVELS OF AUTISM WITH THE GEAR.
WHAT THE FRICK IS UP WITH Blitzo's arm things? what are those massive gloves? are thoe warlock gloves? how much does that give him to his stats and what stats?
Also I really loved Stolas' original voice, but then they replaced it with that gay clown shithead.
I also liked Millie's original less hickish voice then they replaced her as well.
do you like my design better?
That pic is right. It isn't a comedy cause it isn't funny.
>Helluva Boss is not just a comedy
That's correct. It's a shitty slash fic of a show that doesn't exist.
Even when it was trying to be funny, it simply wasn't... so it was bad at being a comedy, now it's just a contrived drama.
Remember anon, according to Viv calling out that her show has turned into a shitty Yaoi fanfic is now homophobic.
I read this Twitter post in Trey Parker's voice (specifically, when he's making fun of someone).
>Twittergay posting
Honestly whoever wrote this up should kill themselves.
>calling Twitter "X"
Its just weird seeing people so readily adapt to the name change, "twitter" was a recognizable and unique word but X is a fricking letter
"May I offer you flowers in these trying times?"
don't care love her
These posts miss the point. It's not simply that people expected one thing and got another, but that people expected something better than what they got. Stolas is a much less interesting character now. All his agency was given to Stella, who became herself more interesting for it. You don't have to like her, but she actually drives plot while Stolas just passively gets pulled around by various buttholes. I'm not interested in anything he's doing because he's not doing anything interesting.
She is also hotter than Verosika now, at least she is not going to intentionally woobified by the homosexual writers. Stella is a complete psychopathic womanchild with a bombshell figure and depth for depravity only the gayest men would try and divorce.
Its not even that. It's that it's jarring and is so disconnected with what it is. Why are the murder demon hitmen from hell crying and singing about their feelings? That sounds like a funny bit but it's not supposed to be.
It’s ~~*subversion*~~ which is always a huge hit for morons that don’t know any better. I don’t even watch but I’d bet money that the majority of the songs are tasteless, kesha-tier popslop.
What do the heckin precious demons fricking kill another pregnant woman after they're done with their sing song?
Frick me, they’ve killed pregnant women?
This show put me off from the first episode when their first targets were a Christian conservative All-American family. I learned recently that they worshipped demons, but the fact remains that this stupid shit was going to be as subversive, swear-filled, and self-fellating as possible so might as well have fun just looking at the character designs.
Is it fun to look at them when they're all crying about their feelings?
Maybe if they were eating tubs and tubs of ice cream while crying about their feelings. I know my dick would find that fun for the female character designs.
Why do Twitter kids delude themselves into thinking Stolitz is a healthy and cute relationship with no flaws and Blitzo is the “UwU cool, strong bad boi with a soft heart of gold who’ll save smol Stolas from the abuse, kill Stella, and comfort and Stolas’ smol, innocent, woobie head”?
[Spoiler] Also, anyone else notice how much Stolasgay types like these people?
It's the same type of people who are into RadioDust or RadioHusk. They're only into Fujo shit.
The main difference is that Stolitz deep into the writing room with both Viv and Adam, Brandon has his issues but his episodes at least brought up the more toxic elements of their relationship.
These are the same kind of people Viv is desperately trying to appeal to, the same kind of people that managed to get such a ridiculous amount of influence of Viv that ended up ruining the show for them
This fricking moronic poster. I know who this is and she's a white knight of Viv's terrible writing and trying to say that the show is deeper than it is.
People accused Viv of having a bias against Loona and I read her twitter thread that this was not the case.
but out of morbid curiosity I checked Viv's likes and I can't help but notice that she likes almost zero fanart of Loona while liking every gay Blits and stolas fanart
>People accused Viv of having a bias against Loona and I read her twitter thread that this was not the case.
And you believed everything she said? Do you also believe if I tell you that Hazbin Hotel will instead get a motion picture release instead of a season launch?
idk anon what do you think
There is a rumor that apparently the VA for Loona was asking for more money at one point and Viv got pissed off over it and is giving Loona less lines because of this. Mind you Loona's VA has been getting a lot of pretty big roles lately so its only natural she wants more money. She's not a friend of Viv, she's a business acquaintance at the end of the day.
Its not like she has any special sound to her voice, she could easily be replaced, and give Loona back some more interactive lines.
Thats if Viv would even bother replacing her, it doesnt seem she will. She'd rather make her a prop.
Her VA voiced Peppermint in Hi Fi Rush and apparently a major character in the Persona 3 remake, I forget who
I want that artist to do some shit like
with a bunch of the male characters
Including Sallie May
>rule 63 Sallie May
>literally nothing changes apart from pronouns and size of breasts
An R63 SM would literally be a c**tboy
>not a tomboy
>just goes from a homosexual troon to a zipperbreasts troon
>Being surprised that a genderwapped troony would still be a troony
I'm gonna give that bird some birdseed.
sex the bird
>Her dream of redemption will be proven impossible and Heaven also sucks ass.
Worst end, but it milks MELODRAAAMAAAAA so that's what we're gonna get
>sex the bird
He's the size of an actual bird you sick frick
ok and
Well...
>Sallie May
Either bring back the trap or not Viv what is it?
>draws a girl
>call it a boy
Japanese subversion completed
Still thinking about that Loona Stella body swap from the last thread
Same, I hope he continues it.
>Same, I hope he continues it.
I need more proper Loona!!!
write gay here sorry i left it on a bit of a cliffhanger i have some stuff going on, been cleaning/preparing to host my best friend's birthday party but when i am in the clear i can try to finish it. i wrote all that while pretty messed up drunk but i think i remember the gist of it, if not i'll look in the archive to pick up where i left off
What magic or ritual do I need to summon Stolas so I can kill him?
The lesser Key of Solomon by Aleister Crowley
What if Blitzo had a goth phase?
he'd be an even bigger gay
Cool.
What if stolas gets blitzo aids?
There should be an episode where Sallie May shits a little too hard and blows up one of his balls.
Imagine if r63 Sallie May was just a biological woman. I wonder how she'd feel meeting her canon counterpart and finding out he's an mtf troony version of her.
Heh
You think Stolas and agent 2 ever experiment?
Holy water now!
They should include agent 1.
For a fujo, Viv can't even focus her attention on the best male characters.
Fujos seem to ignore actual manly men even if they’re gay for some reason usually.
Because manly gays are physically threatening and masculine. Fujos want to believe all gays are soft, flaboyant, yaaas twinks who exist to be handbag accessories for their gal pals.
The main twink to ship is a serial killer who literally shot a child in the first episode and half his lines are saying threatening or degrading stuff
Fujos are still women. They get turned on by serial killers, as long as they're not high t.
The good ending. Stolas and Blitzo is all the show should be.
Back on your break, stolasgay
>HB, but Toby Fox is the lead writer/composer/team tard wrangler
Unrelated but I've been thinking about it and the concept of HH is fricking moronic. Why would anyone care about redeeming sinners when they could instead just move them to the other rings? Viv has said EVERY sinner is in the pride ring, even if their main sin wasn't pride (which makes me wonder why the frick there's even other rings then) so why don't they just throw the sinners to their appropriate sin rings to save space?
Because then those rings would also fill up. Its not a permanent fix and would be worse in the long run.
>Get Stolas's portal book
>Throw the sinners into deep space
They can't leave the pride ring, I doubt they can leave hell.
>They can't leave the pride ring, I doubt they can leave hell.
Whose gonna enforce that Lucifer?
He's a b***h
I bet you that the ghost in the suicide episode is an escaped sinner on Earth.
>Viv troll face
If that turns out to be the case I'll gladly admit I was wrong.
I'm curious- how DO ghosts even work in Vivzie's world?
Was she a sonic gay?
Blitzo looks like a Xenomorph.
Speaking of Space and Crossovers, I have a "What If..." idea for "Seeing Stars".
>Octavia goes through the portal, and the book interprets it more accurately this dimension over.
>The place where the meteors are supposed to collide is in the Lylat System.
>The closest place with oxygen in the vicinity happens to be an Andross Ship transporting "important cargo".
>She lands on top of one of the Apes, and is instantly surrounded with guns.
>One interrogation later, she's thrown in a cell sporting scars around her body from a plasma whip, one in particular over her face.
>The Ship gets attacked by Star Fox.
>Via makes ger escape through all of the confusion, earns some trauma and PTSD along the way from killing her tormentors.
>She gets her stuff, and finds out they took the book to Venom.
>Escapes in the hangar by commandeering the "important cargo". A Wolfen ship prototype.
>She quickly gets a hang of piloting the ship in survival desperation (or maybe because she used to be a Simulator Nerd in her early teens).
>Falco saves her from an incinerator bomb.
>Love_at_first_flight.png
>They hold off the rest until the rest of Star Fox gets rid of the big ship.
>Lands in the Great Fox
>Everyone points guns at her, likewise in return.
>Peaceful deescalation.
>Some exposition and introductions later, she joins the Star Fox crew to get the book back.
>Meanwhile The IMPs and her father are looking for her. Tracing her whereabouts using obscure means.
naturally, but it would be way more efficient than putting everyone in one ring, you could probably get away with doing a cleansing every 10 years instead of every year. Who am I kidding though, Viv is too moronic to consider that
Yeah but you have way more square feet to search as opposed to them all being corraled into one place.
I don't think they're looking for sinners in particular, I think it's more just whoever is standing in front of them at the moment.
That actually sounds better than cramming Sinners all in one Ring.
I FEEL like that will be a plot point in the show at some point. Like, you'd think someone would have pointed this out to Lucifer at sometime too instead of sealing them away from the Sinners.
My idea is that they can leave the Pride Ring, but doing so makes them lose whatever special bullshit abilities they might have, and possibly their ability to regenerate/respawn, so they don’t.
>why don't they just throw the sinners to their appropriate sin rings to save space?
because the natives are only interested in negotiating with them, not having them in the proximity
it's a horde of uncivilized, animalistic, murderhobo griefers
I'm guessing it's Hell's government using sinners as meatshields to prevent the angels from laying siege to the lower circles where most of the higher classes reside (or at least that's what I would do if I was an evil bureaucrat.)
>Why would anyone care about redeeming sinners when they could instead just move them to the other rings?
It will eventually be filled up, it's not a dumb premises but if they want to redeemed sinner would it makes more sense if angels are going it?
>pic related
charlie is daughter of fallen angel lucifer
now frick off
Bee if she had Viv's body type.
"What is your bra size?"
>Burger
I wonder what it's it like having a bra size....
I have to give it to Viv. The merch makes money.
(HO, HO, HO silly crispa furries!)
>get truck-kun'd and reincarnate as Sallie May
What would you do, Cinemaphile?
Go to play with my cooch and then get dissappointed.
Murder people who misgender me and claim that being called mean names is worse than murder, so I was justified.
where the frick did this pic come from?
Wouldn't be surprised if was a shoop of some old public access show screenshot. Those tend to be fricking weird.
flashbacks to the orphanage from the time she's a cub up to when Blitz adopted her, her sm friends plus those b***hes from the Kesha ep along with vortex, octavia, possibly a vague glimpse of her real parents etc.
It looks like a pic of Moxxie or Striker that was cobbled together by an AI trying to make the characters into analog horror monsters
>"Respect my Sister's pronouns or yours will be Was/Were..."
the kind of millie character development episode we need would be her with her family imo this would be perfect
I think Viv wouldn't allow her characters to be that vulnerable.
This, Harvest Moon Festival SHOULD have been a Millie episode, it was literally the perfect opportunity and they still fricking blew it
right? instead it was like the first episode in now a long line of moxxie character assassinations
I remember back when I thought that was a mean episode to Moxxie
BOY WAS I WRONG (it still is, but compared to the latest episodes....)
>Viv think that by dragging Moxxie deeper and deeper into the mud it uplifts Millie without her needing to do anything
>Instead it just ruins Moxxie while making Millie into even more of a flat character because it makes less and less sense why she even puts up with him
Not to mention it just makes Millie look like an dumb butthole by finding Moxxie being put down all the time to be "cute" funny shit.
It was a Striker episode, I still liked it.
Use the grimoire to get a better race
Exactly. I would be embarrassed for being a Texan-Mexican.
kill myself
Move to a city and stop pretending to be a woman.
No, it would be worse. I think Brandon is alright as Blitzo's voice.
The real problem as always is the writing, especially the dialogue.
Imagine the scene when Blitzo arrives at the vet in episode 4 but with James' voice, it would still be fricking horrible because again its the writing that's the problem.
i have a special place in my heart for redraws of jc leyendecker art with hazbin characters
this one is laurence fellows, not jc leyendecker, but I can easily see this being redrawn with angel dust on the mat and husk on the chair. two fellows, having a day out sporting.
need angel in proper masculine-but-still-kinda-fruity mob attire NOW
I want to put Vaggie in the mating press.
Me too
Like this?
He is about to pull a gun out of a fish.
oh i have that in droves
Nice.
i also like the human angel design ashley nichols did
its like a mix of marla singer, margot tenenbaum, and jay gatsby
i imagine him wearing something like this
looking back its amazing how you could get away with looks that would be considered "fruity" today back in the 1930s
I lament the overreach of the great male renunciation and how society's notion of masculinity has become so demoralized and insecure in itself that people will call you a prissy preening homosexual for wearing anything fancier than a baggy button-down and crumpled khakis
Hey, if any drawgays are about I'd love to see Millie drawn in the style of the art in the linked video getting ready to hang herself
>TFW I had a dream where Viv finally snapped at the criticism and made a two-parter special where she rewrote the story and had Stella be the main charatcer
>They were universally praised and celebrated as her greatest works
>Viv was even more unhappy about this
Discontinue the Lithium.
Some of the performances would be better. James Urbaniak is more experienced in voice acting.
But Blitzo is basically Brandon Rogers, or heavily related to a lot of Brandon's other roles. Brandon would do a better job delivering on the humor/gay jokes especially.
Stop drawing the americanised version.
but theyre sexy like that
I heard some people theorize that the reason Stella is as much of a rager as she is was because she was getting bad touched/struggle snuggled by Andrealphus as a little girl
I wouldn't be shocked, the show is hilariously bad at trying to make people look bad intentionally. Moxxie I just felt bad for in the newest episode but also uncomfortable with the groomer undertones in the episode. Stella is supposed to be this hatesink despite her issues coming from being severely sexually abused as a child and as an adult just comes across as exponentially more tasteless as time goes on.
To be fair she is more mad at him bc he's cheating her WITH AN IMP than for the the cheating itself
I kind of thought this was the case in the show. Like Stella was a sexually immoral degenerate worse than Stolas if they were to go for the easiest points possible to make her look bad and Stolas look better. It would have not been hard at all or even just mention it and play it up for nausea-fuel/pure discomfort rather than erotic like what they try with Stolitz.
Only way Helluva Boss will get better is if Viv realizes Adam Neyland is the problem and she fires him.
Viv is the kind of woman to say she’s bisexual because she kissed a girl once when she was drunk. In fact I’m pretty certain she’s 100% straight IRL and fakes being Bi for LGBTQUIAIDHEHDYFNEJ brownie points
>be mentally moronic
>lgbtq is too hard to write so im going to press 18 keys instead of 5
Can i hire imp to kill all the autists?
the joke flew right over your head, probably because you’re a manlet
>tismoid triggered
I hate angel dust
Since HB S2 ruined basically every character so far, I'm gonna guess how HH will ruin it's character's.
>Charlie
Her dream of redemption will be proven impossible and Heaven also sucks ass.
>Vaggie
Goes from being the realism to Charlie's optimism, to just being a stereotypical b***h.
>Angel
Basically becomes a pity toy because of how Valentino treats him.
>Alastor
Is given an overly sympathetic backstory, the hints of him just being at the Hotel to try and manipulate Charlie aren't followed up on.
>Cherri
Becomes a stereotypical good friend and not portrayed as a friend who genuinely cares about Angel, but also fuels his worst habits.
I still have no idea how ep 8 is supposed to line up with season 2, why are Stolas and Blitz suddenly back to being alright? If there was a scene at the very end like this it would be enough for me
>Blitz wakes up from his night of drinking and is still depressed, but then sees a client wanting IMP to do a job
>Blitz rolls his eyes saying that IMP is temporarily out of business
>Client promises lots of money and a chance for Blitz to pet his horse.
>Blitz reluctantly takes the job and hums and ha's about calling Stolas
>Stolas still super depressed, sees a call from Blitz and doesn't pick it up. Blitz leaves a voice message "Hey stolas... look, last night was really messy and... listen, I got a client and I'm going to need that grimoire, call me back if... you know what, forget it..."
>Stolas picks up the phone and says Blitz can have the book, only if they just forget that last night ever happened, how he doesn't want to lose Blitz
>Blitz agrees and hangs up
>Gets the book, IMP loads up in the van
>Mox gets in looking annoyed at Blitz, Millie pokes her head out asking what type of job they got today
>Mox yells out asking if everyone is just gonna ignore what happened last night
>"Yup mox, me crashing your anniversary, me and stolas being blasted and you singing your homosexual frick song, all of it ignored"
>Millie pipes in saying is this even unusual for blitz to do and at the end of the day they still need jobs and he is a ... helluva boss
>"Frick yeah I am!"
>Portal opens up, they drive through it
Shows that while not resolved and they are just ignoring the problem, it gives an explanation about why things just... got resolved.
It's simple, Viv let her Fujo urges take over so that Blitzo and Stolas ALWAYS need to be together.
Imagine if the Circus and Seeing Stars was flipped, and Seeing Stars was rewritten so that Stolas and Blitzo aren't comfortable being around each other at first.
Imagine not being terminally online
Look dude I get that you're pissed at your yaoi fanfic getting criticism but maybe itd do you good to log off instead of seething.
You should kiss.
Im not kissing some disgusting unwashed fatfrick who lives in a basement
Stay mad.
Ok
Im not fat, i just have big organs
hey, dont talk about keno9988 like that
Turn the computer off.
Add some Cinemaphile to your life. All these childrens cartoons are becoming problematic
that's asking the impossibile for almost any hb/hh fan
It's funny, Seeing Stars being an episode that has both Olivia and Loona being part of the focus would've been great as an excuse to get Stolas and Blitz back together.
Still it wouldn't have resolved the problem of why the frick in Seeing Stars Blitzo and Stolas go back to flirting with each other like absolutely nothing happened, for frick sake have them act at least uncomfortable, interact the least possible or being fully focused on Octavia
Since next episode is apparently a Fizz backstory episode, I got two guesses of how they're going to frick up his character.
Either they'll reveal he's always been a c**t to Blitz so that when Blitz causes the accident that causes Fizz to lose his limbs it will be portrayed as Karma, or Blitz will have very little to do with the accident and Fizz is just blaming him for some reason.
Man I hope not. I hope they turn Blitz into more of a villain type character.
Blitz is basically a sociopath, but this is usually played off as a joke in the show. It'd be interesting if they showed the audience that his sociopathy isn't a total joke, like he'd be jealous of Fizz, wanted to sabotage him, then went too far because he has issues empathizing. And then the show turns into a story like Breaking Bad until Blitz becomes self-aware and redeems himself. Where you can somehow sympathize with the main character despite them being a fairly bad person.
Maybe it'll happen...? But you're right, it'll probably be one of the two you outlined.
>I'm just sayin', Anon... the dick makes it better.
I wanna grab your ass and treat you like woman, baby.
i wanna feel it bouncing off my stomach while she rides my dick to be quite honest
Stop objectifying trans women, shitlords
lol i will sexually objectify anything self aware, of age, sentient, and with a pulse! cope!
How would you like it if i objectified you?
We won't know until you try.
do it pussy, if you've got the balls to
Okay, prove it and sexually objectify me right now.
Do it, gay. Bet you won't.
i can't wait to munch the dingle berries off your hairy greasy gamer-gunk crusted bootyhole!!!
Now you are speaking my language
Wtf...
Well do you want to get treated like women or not?
Helluva would've been better if they let blitz say moron more
I miss Loona.
Okay...the thread is starting to get a little too spicy
Bullshit, on two links to c**tboy porn of the characters has been posted.
this is white people levels of spicy
I wanna feed Octavia a carolina reaper, I wonder what would happen.
Birds can't taste spicy food.
And dogs can't drink coffee.
Octavia says “homie” casually
>Octavia puts on her human disguise
>she's black
>"What? I was going for 'urban'!"
It'd either be as spicy as it is for a human or not spicy at all because birds can't taste capsaicin. Depends on how much Vivzie is deciding to adhere to real life biology at the moment.
Name a popular HazUva ship worse than RadioDust.
agreed, radiodust sucks
its basically angels rebound unable to pry himself away from a pimp-like figure dominating his life and enabling his bad habits
angel needs to settle down with a level-headed person like husk or veggie, perhaps symbolically reconcile his daddy issues with the former
ok but did you know that they borderline plagiarised the riff from dazed and confused for blitzø's hallucination in s1e6
idk why but that has been bugging the shit out of me for a minute
I haven't seen s1e6 in forever so next thread try and get a comparison going so more anons can be enlightened
Cherri's design was outright plagiarized so this wouldn't be a new thing for Viv to do
>Stolas has a cloaca
>possesses you and uses your dick to frick Blitzo
Uh oh
>Frick Octavia as well
I think he should also take over writing duties if that happened.
vids still processing but
Why is she like 70% ass and thighs?
because ass is better than breasts
nonsense.
breasts and belly are the best, together or otherwise.
Here here.
so she can turn moxxie's ass and thighs into dust
made for human dick
If anything, the retconned fact that she’s made a homosexual’s life a living hell from childhood fills me with glee and makes me love her even more. I just hope shs finds happiness after the fact.
But it did make her character not make sense. The upper class woman trying to please her husband because since childhood she has been taught that, but only to fail to a gay imp, is an interesting story, and how would a character deal with that.
A story where Blitzo, Stolas and Stella have no choice but to improve would have been something to watch for a few episodes.
>Loona's VA voiced Peppermint from Hi-Fi Rush
Helluva vidya fricking when.
even better if its like Hifi but M-rated cuz nudity and blood.
>Loona's VA voiced Peppermint from Hi-Fi Rush
god fricking dammit
Now you cant unhear Peppermint cursing Chai
that girl is going places
Anybody else find it ironic that the moxie troony episode is a perfect reflection of what happens with trannies irl when they intrude into womans spaces?
It would be a btter show if it wadn't a yaoi parody of itself
Shit, I meant to spoiler that. How soon can the jannies come in and delete it? Lol
Yeah, next time have them crying and singing into their triple pounder hellburger or whatever
Helluva goes for cheap laughs and then tries to have a sincere music number. It just tastes bad.
I bet it tastes as bad as their jubk food, not that Vivzie Blart can distinguish between foods herself.
LMFAO
I feel as if Millie and Loona's chests should be swapped somehow...
Ah frick it give Mill a chest like Blitz's; she's more a hartman type anyways.
Imagine if Helluva Boss was more like Bullet Train or In Bruges.
It would be funny having all those coomer hommos trying to jerk off to rusty venture
Making Urbaniak voice Blitzo wouldn't suddenly make him as well written as Rusty in the same way that Moxxie being voiced by Horvitz doesn't make him as good as Zim or Billy.
There's a fine difference between a well written butthole hero that hates his life like Rusty and shit ones like Rick or Blitzo.
>well written butthole hero
How Do you make something like that work?
The humor is also really bad tbh
90% of it is just brainlet tier jokes about gay sex and cum now. It got old really quickly. It would be less cringe if everyone just did puns constantly at this point.
>Gets impregnated by Moxxie
>Stops fighting in western energy episode to breastfeed kid
Heh, Millie would probably explote if she ever finds out
>Millie after finding out: Moxx, when we got home you're gonna frick me until I'm pregnant or dead, Y'hear!?
Anyone have original with white hair femStriker?
This one?
Yes, that one. Would be funny if that was actual case in the show instead of what we got. Still kind of creepy how intimate Striker was getting with him regardless if he was a woman or a man.
>She makes aggressive eye contact with Millie as she does so.
>Stella begrudgingly befriends them
>Worthless man is the father of your kid
More gender bend art please.
When are you gonna draw more r63 stuff? I liked seeing it.
Alas, I cannot speak for PEADanon. 100% agree though
What would Loona see in the truth serum hallucination?
>Viv having meltdown over people calling her Yaoi fanfic a Yaoi fanfic
>HH missed its July monthly tweet and nothing has come out since
>HH was also supposed to release this summer, but that's definitely not going to happen now, and might be flatout cancelled.
It really is falling apart all at once for Viv isn't it? If the next episode is a dud and August goes by without a word on HH Viv is in shit creek without a paddle.
I know a lot of people on the fence who are fed up with how the show has been going down but want to remain invested for one reason or another but are very much on their final straw, ESPECIALLY in regard to how HH is in limbo but Viv won't say anything about it.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138706155/#138706236
>might flatout be cancelled
You’d be right
Just plain tragic if true, but Viv would deserve it.
No offense but this reeks of "My dad works at Nintendo".
Until i see some proper fricking evidence of something of this being real, this should be treated as just another "Source: Trust me bro"
Makes sense. The Hazbin twitter account and A24 put a lot of distance between themselves and Viv, her "responses" to criticism, as well as most of the things she says. Anyone else notice that?
Good. There was never any other fate for this franchise, for self destruction is but the nature of its faithless maker.
Let this be a lesson, and change your ways, before it's too late.
Ayy Lmao and Nuxanor will still defend her no matter what, I suppose. They worship the ground she walks on.
I really hoped for the new Vampire the Masquerade in show form but at least keeping the parts that made it interesting instead of jerking off progressivism in the most banal ways possible.
Insider here, you guys are far off. I'll keep this brief, especially because I've rewritten this twelve times now, but the long and short is:
The show is done. Production was... hectic, but we got it done. DESPITE Viv. Now we're just keeping the lights on until we find a way to release it.
We were hoping for hbomax, you guys aren't wrong on that, but shopping it around has just been Nos all over. That's by far the biggest hang-up, Viv even thought about releasing it on youtube but for obvious reasons the higher-ups weren't going to be jazzed with that.
You are NOT gonna like the new Angel Dust. There's no replacing Kovach, but I doubt he would fit the new direction they took his character in anyway. It's even more stark than Stolas.
I don't think Helluva Boss can be canon anymore considering how much got changed between Hazbin Hotel's pilot and what we ended up making. You can thank A24 for that. Viv is pretty disillusioned just from arguing back and forth with them, and I wouldn't be surprised if it shows with Helluva Boss' season 2. Some of the changes are good, some of them are a little arbitrary.
So tl;dr you will be getting a Hazbin Hotel, just not the one you expected. That's all I have to say.
Playing along with your baseless claims for a moment, is making the worldbuilding more consistent part of those changes? Because the hierarchy of hell is a fricking mess so far.
And thus he never responded to you, proving that his claims are all indeed baseless.
What's up with Alastor? Did they do him justice and will people be satisfied?
>You are NOT gonna like the new Angel Dust. There's no replacing Kovach, but I doubt he would fit the new direction they took his character in anyway. It's even more stark than Stolas.
i SWEAR TO FRICKING GOD ALMIGHTY, THIS BETTER BE FAKE AND GAY.
IF ITS NOT, IF THAT FAT c**t DID RUIN MY FAVOURITE TWINK IN ALL MEDIA, SHE HAD BETTER DO A 180 AND START PRAYING TO HER LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE ONLY HE COULD POSSIBLY SAVE HER FROM THE SHIT I'M GONNA DO TO HER AND EVERY CLIT-LICKING GUNT-SHOVELING YES-MAN WHO HAD A HAND IN DESTROYING ONE OF THE FEW GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT COULD BE SALVAGED FROM HER NEPO-BABY VANITY PROJECT
GOD
FRICKING
DAMN HER
DAMN HER TO THE HELL SHE'S PROCLAIMING TO "RETAKE"
If this is true it's a real shame :/
Angel was the only character who i actually liked and he had a good dynamic with the other characters.
Why have there been Nos all over? I thought with a huge fanbase they’d be scooping it up in droves
Drop specific plot details then so I can screenshot it and check if you were legit when/if it comes out.
Yeah sure and my dad works at Nintendo. Suuuure.
>Bee and Loona swap bodies
>Loona gets sex with Tex
>Bee is stuck at a desk
>Bee is stuck as Loona.
>Spends her time gorging herself.
>They swap back
>Loona is now obese.
>Bee gorges in Loona's body
>makes her body obese
>they figure out a way to swap back
>Loona takes one look at Bee
>"you know what, you can keep it."
>bee gorgeous loons
>Loonuh go “frick me”
>the obeese and the beeloon frick hard
>bee beeloons loons
>loons go “fat good, mmmmm”
>mutual feeding and fricking
would Loon be embarrassed to get naked in front of her coworkers
Yeah probably.
Interesting. I had a dream the other night where they were carrying out a hit on Earth and it required Loona to be naked for some reason.
Opinions on the voice acting?
What if Charlie was a hellhound?
She'd either be dead or a wienersleeve within a week. The only reason people tolerate her is because she's the daughter of Lucifer.
>hellhound
>daughter of satan
What if she was both?
>Momma got damnation
>Momma had a hound
>Dad was proud, he didnt care how
to be fair, lillith IS a white woman, so...
she certainly had some explaining to do when Hellhound!Charlie was born
>tfw your wife pops out a dog
>tfw you remember youre a shapeshifter and that you watched american werewolf in london with her 9 months ago
>muh white women you just know
Hey! White guys can enjoy dogs too
white women frick dogs, white men frick everything that can talk, just like God intended
>men frick
There are a lot of boys out there enjoying dog knots
Vortex > loona
My wienersleeve.
Would you agree to a week of rough sex with him if it meant marrying Loona?
Hell no
Besides, i like the angsty birb more
Nope, not even hellhound pussy is worth enough for me to even get anywhere near that annoying gay
I'd agree to marry him in exchange for a week of rough sex with Loona
Bro you are just making it worse on yourself anon, a week of getting laid with some doggo b***h in exchange of living with the annoying degenerate of her father for the rest of your life is not worth it, have some self-respect
We already got that, and she ends up hating that woman with the intensity of a thousand hells
:^)
This is cute, but if they're similar birbs, wouldn't they have similar feet?
Maybe the left one is chinese.
Now I wish IMP went global with their hits
Viv can't be fricked to try to write anything outside of gayofornia
>Stolas fricks Blitzo
>Stella fricks Loona to get back at him
Blitzo when this happens:
Do you think Lucifer found Charlie's porn stash thus making her so embarrassed? How do ya think it went down?
hey i'm the moron that wrote the bodyswap fic from last thread should i continue it or no ps i'm shitfaced
Please do.
Mind throwing a link to it from the last thread?
oh shit you gotta give me a minute i might havebto go puke
im so horny rn
Dead link for me, you missed a number
What kinky stuff do you think Loona would enjoy?
Clit piercing with hot nails.
That gut.
Why does this show attract so many fatgays?
Shes not fat she just has big organs
Because it attracts degenerates in general?
Somebody needs to tell her that she doesn't look the way she thinks she does.
God she reeks of autism
Probably not all she reeks of.
Who the frick is that, Vivzie Blart?
Is she still trying to be positive? Presumably after some bad Hazbin news.
Does she have a tinder? Would hit that up ngl. As long as she smells nice and is clean I would be pounding that.
Death going after Stolas would be so cool.
It's so weird to see this image used to bug stolitz fans when the guy who drew it is one of the staunchest defenders of the show's current direction.
He just happens to do ocassional gore/dark stuff in a while, the artist definitely didn't do that drawing with the intent we all think, he's on the side of the twitter people that loves this show no matter what
I remember him posting a "20 years later" image for the show's main cast like a week ago. Stolas's entry called him a "stay-at-home husband" and specified that his last interaction with Stella was him laughing at her being homeless. Didn't even mention Octavia, which is kind of in-character. Keno may be talented, but that doesn't mean that he isn't both a literal and a figurative homosexual.
Yup.
If that’s true, then frick these Black person homosexuals right in their rotten buttholes. Can’t write characters for shit, gives them unearned victories over their enemies, and can’t even see the hypocrisy in their own writing. Frick Stolas.
We need a based drawgay to draw Stella mounting Stolas' head on the wall or some shit.
I'm pretty busy right now but maybe I can sketch out a quick piece of shit for you.
Thanks to you both
Here ya go, didn't want to spend a ton of time on this so I hope it's good enough.
>"I didn't want to spend a ton of time on this"
>He says, as he posts a perfect drawing
Thank you anon, it's super bare bones compared to my normal stuff but hey, I promised a quick spamable image and delivered.
Do you post your art somewhere?
Twitter mainly, I made that bee redesign that blew up lol.
This is my more polished work.
>Check account
>30, F
Yeah, I'm not buying it.
I'm not trans, but I know I can't prove so without posting hole, so oh well.
I'm getting tired of holes
I'm going to amend this statement. I'm getting tired of the 24/7 cultural subliminal sexual obsession with holes of various configurations and lubrication
Can we not escape holes? Today I did things without even blinking that after the fact I can't even type out without breaking into a cold sweat
Verification not required.
Hey while you’re here https://nitter.net/s3tok41b4/status/1684006620295237632#m what happened?
Shit involving scamming and such from a mutual.
It sucks the art community attracts scammergays.
If you’ve got the guts……….
>Post this image on your Twitter
>Say nothing
>Screengrab the images of people crying because their “smol owl cinnamon roll” is being mocked
>Post them here
I want to see this too.
Also agreed. Do it.
Ok.
HOLY SHIT YOU DID IT https://nitter.net/s3tok41b4/status/1688832406340685824#m now we wait
That’s no good. Keep calling out scammers
Here’s the thing, I don’t even fricking hate Stolas, but I fricking loathe that recent episodes have turned him into the ultimate woobie/ writer’s pet who needs constant sympathy, and I hate his (and Blitzo’s) fans even more. It’s honestly hilarious to watch them seethe when people draw any fanart of Stella once so ever and will screech out “ABUSE APOLOGIST” over the most simple of things, I applaud you for this.
True. His character's been done dirty like nearly everybody else's.
Draw lewds of that Imp Maid
This doesn't even sound ideal for stolas, making him a homebody instead of exploring stars and planets? Boring. Just like in the show, his fans relegate him to malewife frickmeat for blitz.
>his fans relegate him to malewife frickmeat for blitz.
If anything's homophobic, it's that they do this kind of reductive shit.
Anything that brings pleasure to Blitzo must be ruined by me.
>his last interaction with Stella was him laughing at her being homeless.
That’s the only thing that’s pissed me off about the writing thus far. It’s bad, but what the frick is this? Fricking leftists and their need to hypocritically decimate their opposition.
Are they going to go through with it?
You know, broken clock are still right twice a day.
Blitzo was castrated in the IMP portal workplace accident of 2022.
What?
Indeed.
Same anon who posted the Loonashtu pic, my comment basically meant she becomes the new Lamashtu. If your familiar with Babylonian mythology, you'll know who she is.
Okay
I would appreciate some prayers, happy Dormition Fast
Verification not required.
VOLCEL CHAZ
I love gigachaz
is venture bros worth watching? i keep seeing people talk about it all the time
Unfortunately anything Brandon Rogers does the rest of his career will inevitably have that fat cringe gay Adam Neylan along for the ride. Neylan has been dick riding Rogers into cultural relevancy since 2016. He always seems to find a way to worm himself into whatever Rogers is working on. I'm actually so bored with both. That whole grim dark-nihlist nerd gay humor thing bores me to tears. I always wonder how good this show would have been with out Rogers and his sloppy pig friend Neylan and his shit tier writing.
Don’t ask how I know this, the helluva Boss episodes featuring fizz will actually be great because Adam isn’t as invested in his character so he won’t be contributing as much to the script as he usually does
>HB episode
>will actually be great
Oh you sweet summer child.
I mean, there's a chance it could be better than the other episodes, but unless there's been a radical change in the mentality of Viv and Adam in regards to writing since the last episode, then I doubt it would be any better than what we've gotten so far.
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@lovers_Canivals Twitter
I wanna impregnate Loona.
For some reason Barbie is super hot and i want to breed her so bad