Would it work?
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Would it work?
Would it work?
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I personally think it would. It's the one Cinematic Universe I'd like to see.
This, assuming it was made 20 years ago and there were no gays or trannies in it.
What is the thing bottom right?
It's the totem of Jigsaw (John Kramer), essentially the one character who is enough of a mastermind archetype to assemble the other characters together in the JigCU.
Him and Pinhead aren’t slashers.
Correct. The variety makes it interesting.
To say pinhead isn’t a slasher is disingenuous at best. Some of the best slashings happen in those movie despite him being a pseud or whatever
>pseud
What?
hit em with it
DIE IN A FRICKING FIRE YOU moronic homosexual Black person
What?
Can't read, homosexual?
Wrong thread? Literally zero incidences of "MC content".
Then reread
You fricking brain damaged Black person
Sorry, I don't have hours out of my day to follow whatever obscure thread you're tugging at. Give a concise explanation or frick off.
I don't have shit to explain to you, if you're not involved, go run off back to Mommy
Why don't you have a nice day from barbed wire like the Black person you are
Wow, talk about an overreaction.
Wow, talk about a moronic homosexual spammer like you, baker
Cringe
Pinhead could if he gave a shit about the rest of these chucklefricks. Maybe he would see some potential in Freddy.
A watermark
Got em
DIE Black person
>ghostface
Should've put Pennywise or the shitting Terrifier clown.
Nah
You wouldn't say anything to Ghostface. You would listen to why he's a perfect part of the JigCU. That's what no one did.
>Ash vs Leatherface chainsaw fight
Kino
>Chucky using the necronomicon to bring back Jason
Kino
>accidentally summons Michael Myers to Crystal Lake instead
Kino
>Freddy haunting Michael Myers’s dreams
Kino
>Michael vs Jason finale
Kino. All you’d need to do is find an explanation of how Leatherface ends up all the way in New Jersey and how Freddy gets pulled into the real world (again) and you’d have the greatest slasher ever.
Jigsaw is the mastermind archetype key to all of this.
I envision a story where a bunch of teens wind up in hell and have to traverse the place where all the worst killers in history are kept to reach the gates to escape. all the slashers are chasing them because their souls are valuable
i'm thinking of a scene where chucky and tiffany fight jason over the kid's souls (in my mind they're really agile) and tiffany ends up being cut in half. chucky manages to kill one of the kids and sacrifices him to dambala who gives him and tiffany upgrades: giga chad muscles for chucky and a cool spider abdomen for tiffany to replace her legs
>tv whines about capeshit all day but wants a horror cinematic universe
kek
As a fighting game, yes.
I'd main Chumby
I'd buy it.
Look up the first Terrordrome. They went a bit off the deep end with the sequels they've been making forever but the first one was basically an indie fighting game with all these characters and more.
Thank you
So Mortal Kombat DLC?
Too many moving parts. Movies with large casts like this either have them working all as a collective group or in the cases of various opposing characters vying against each other have about half barely have substance to their story.
You used the Phase 1 MCU template but make it not shit. You don't jump all in with all the characters at the forefront right away. You build the JigCU over multiple movies and then it leads up to one massive battle royale, all masterminded by none other than Jigsaw.
MCU is a team up. These characters wouldn't team up. Plus people would not like having their favorite lose to another.
You would have alliances. Some would team up.
Go on. Elaborate on the team ups.
>Chucky and Freddy each manipulating one of the slow morons, be it Jason, Mayers or the Hatchet guy
You have your manipulator characters like Jigsaw, Freddy, and Pinhead. Then you've got your muscle characters like Leatherface, Jason, and Michael. Then you've got your more jokey, semi comic relief characters like Chucky and Ghostface (yes Freddy too, but this is not his purpose for the sake of orchestrating alliances in the JigCU). Freddy initially teams up with Leatherface and Chucky. Pinhead is initially aligned with Jigsaw, after John Kramer opens the Lament configuration, which kicks off much bigger machinations in his plan. Of course, Pinhead doesn't like being manipulated and he resurrects Jason with added cenobite powers to even the score. But John Kramer is a master of psychology and predicted this. He's already set a plan in motion that will see Michael Myers unknowingly doing his bidding. But for how long can The Shape be contained and manipulated? With these kinds of twists and turns, it's no wonder people are excited for the JigCU.
>Chucky on leather faces back
>Freddy and Jason making amends after fvj and doing that you son of a b***h handshake
Yes, this is definitely one of the big moments in the hypothetical JigCU. Freddy and Jason start as enemies, but there's a big teamup moment and a begrudging respect earned between horror icons.
>Chucky controlling Jason like Master Blaster
What about it all culminates with them all being hunted down and brutally murdered, executed and condemned to eternal torture? The world unites and comes together to end the threat and menace of these psychos.
Of course, that would all be part of Jigsaw's plan.
Would be fun for a final Saw movie. Just swap out Leatherface, Scream guy and Pinhead (only because his summoning is situational). Put in Pumpkinhead, a werewolf and Candyman.
Pinhead is a good foil for Jigsaw, too good to pass up
hit em with the JigC
Rockin', rockin',
Rockin Jig C
Rockin Rockin
R-r-r-r-rockin' JigC
Make it a series and you got yourself a deal!
Digits for deal
The only people that are allowed to steal are the connected people. The least you can do is give the average person what they want, the JigCU.
what like an orgy?
it would be amazing as a comedy with a setup like that show Being Human, where they all would live in a house and would have to get along
John Kramer is basically going to be the batman of the group
>Sekrit tapes of sekrit tapes
>Traps preptime
>Kramer saw this coming
Exactly
>WHAT ARE WE
>SOME KIND OF
>SPOOK SQUAD?
Only if the movie has the Cryptkeeper introducing the story to the audience in the opening scene and the movie ending with him making a bad pun.
hit em with the CryptC
YOU ARE A DEMENTED DELUSIONAL moronic homosexual.
I HOPE YOU ARE SLOWLY BEATEN TO DEATH WITH HAMMERS
Looks like you have a SmallC
Also is this some new Lee shit?
have a nice day FROM BARBED WIRE
Missed cheese
wannabe lee
make it Nancy Pelosi saying “Good morning. Sunday morning.”
There's no need to make it political, man.
pinhead is the strongest in that lineup right? barring fanwank plot armor BS. I think he can solo all those guys
Wait a minute. Get that Saw homosexual out of here.
Bullshit, you take a hike
As a follow up to Monster Squad, absolutely. As some death match free for all flick, it would suck
Throw in the J-horror babes. Need some women in this sausage fest.
>we're gonna murder one last time...you in?
I dunno man. Three of them are effectively moronic. Two of them exist in different planes. Saw requires way too much talking and set planning. But Ghosty and Chucky would probably vibe pretty well together. You could make a pretty good mean spirited comedy horror with them.
>But Ghosty and Chucky would probably vibe pretty well together
This. They'd get along great.
That's not Jason, that's fricking Roy.
It's part 3 Jason, blindy
I'm feeling really in tune with JigC right now
What you can do with the JigCU concept is incredible.
>Jigsaw as the mastermind who brings all the villains together
>Chucky and Freddy as the token comic reliefs
>Ghostface as the normal one who can be trusted to handle the day-to-day affairs/recon
>Jason and Leatherface as the main physical enforcers
>Pinhead as the overarching team member who clearly knows more about this clusterfrick but his interests align in playing along
>Michael just shows up and start killing people, he doesn't even know there's more movie going on
Fantastic. I just can't get over the idea of it being JigC and the JigCU. The whole thing is just incredible.
There's no telling what they can do with this.
>Ghostface's mask comes off
>It's Michael Myers underneath it
Pure kinotainment.
>Turn to guy wearing Shatner's mask
>He rips it off
>It's Jason
>Turn to guy wearing hockey's mask
>He takes it off
>Leatherface
>Turn to guy wearing flesh mask
>Mask gets chopped up from the insife revealing Chucky on stilts
>Turn to Chucky puppet
>It shapeshifts to Freddy Krueger on a midget body
>Turn to Freddy
>It's a random dude they burned to death and put a hat on
>tfw chuckie was actually jigc but actually it was jason but it was actually freddy in a dream but actually it was scream in a movie
kino
no
>Freddy is part of Hellraiser
>through some evil magic frickery Kramer goes into the doll and fights chucky
>chainsaw vs Myers
Would it work. Maybe. Will it happen. Frick no. Still can’t get a Friday movie because legal rights bullshit. No fricking way we’ll ever get Myers vs Jason or Chucky vs Annabelle
Leatherface is a real person so you could just shoot him. Same with Jigsaw. Chucky is a doll there's no reason it should even be able to stab you it can't generate enough mass to penetrate you with a weapon. Hellraiser relies on you being an idiot and fricking around with a puzzle. Ghostface is always some soiboy teenager or a literal suburban woman. Freddy can be rendered powerless by prazosin subscription. Only Jason offers any viable threat but he's stupid and not cunning so all you have to do is just wait for him to show up then run inside a police station and he becomes the government's problem after he wipes out the cops.
no.
this is really fricking stupid.
the thought of 'these characters from x movie all have similarities and therefore would be great in a movie together doing the same thing together!' is such an awful, stupid, embarrassing thought and idea it just makes me wince and cringe.
onions take
I'd watch.