Would Kurt Russell's son be a good Snake Plissken?

Would Kurt Russell's son be a good Snake Plissken?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kurt russel recently went on a rant how he thinks solid snake is an escape from New York rip off and how he wasn't interested in playing snake in mgs3 because that would be just "poor imitation"

    based kurt the only celebrity who's not moronic to shill for that moron kojima....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks solid snake is an escape from new yorkripoff
      Well, he's not wrong. No one even denies this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now Kojima is forced to shill hunter shafer and jordan peel in his games. Thanks, Kurt! You bastard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't say that. you got clickbaited because you're a mongoloid moron.

      here he is """ranting""". notice that at no point does he use the words 'poor imitation' even though you put quotation marks around them like a lying israelite homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares kojima

        john carpenter is a real filmmaker

        and you're a fricking hack.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know Carpenter likes Kojima, right.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            because he's too generous...back in the day he wanted to sue kojima for plagiarism...he should have done it. that would have been hilarious

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it was the distributor of the Escape movies that wanted to sue people, and they did successfully - I know they got Luc Besson among others.
              Carpenter specifically veto'd them going after Kojima and his company because he knew him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No he doesn't, he doesn't like anyone, he's friends with del taco and is humoring his weeb monkey slave

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kurt russel recently went on a rant how he thinks solid snake is an escape from new york rip off
      No shit? He was literally designed because Kojimbo liked escape from New York. Carpenter even endorsed Metal Gear and was all for it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kurt could play Snake right now he's in good shape and still has hair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does his hair look so glorious yet aggressive at the same time? is it hairspray or pomade or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have hair like that, although my hair is slightly wilder and curlier. Literally just stop using shampoo, I rinse it in the shower with just water while pushing it back. Then I just style it with my hands throughout the day as needed. No products or anything and it doesn't look gross or greasy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slightly wilder and curlier.
        You are brown and short

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, white and 179cm. Got a little israelite in me though

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get Kurt as Big Boss, Wyatt as Solid Snake. Adapt Metal Gear 1. Not Solid. The MSX one.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Although that’s very kind, that will not be happening," (Wyatt) Russell answered. "There will be no Snake reboot from me, that’s like career suicide 101. That’s like what not to do. I don’t know if anybody else could be Snake Plissken. Good luck, go get ‘em, I sincerely wish you the best of luck. I just don’t know how it’s possible. And for me, if I really wanted to get people sending me hate mail, I think that’s what I should do. I will not be ever doing anything like that."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could tell he was based when I saw the roles he takes but that's awesome. I could tell in Everybody Wants Some that I would be a fan of guy and only afterwards found out who he was.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Kurt Russell's son
    >don't get his hair genetics
    Pretty cruel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just didn't grow up 50 years ago when this wasn't a problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I experienced the same thing, my dad has literally perfect hair and I'm bald.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you sure your dad is your begetter?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure hair comes from his mother's father.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Male hair is mostly inherited from the mother's side

          Yeah it's weird

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brutal mogging. His son looks soft

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's goofier than his dad, but it makes him stand out compared to him IMO.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a hockey goon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a semi-pro hockey player for a long while.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he can be his stunt double iriquois pliskin

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just call me Sleep.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No he looks like a b***h

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks exactly like his mom.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he could play eric trump in a biopic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very rude.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a goofy lookin fricker. And he doesn’t have the charisma pops does. Or the education and commitment from directors like John Caroenter to teach him what the “rule of cool” even is.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes the son isn’t the one who inherits the throne

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