It would have been kino but the problem with it (and with NuTrek too) is that Star Trek should be a family show.
Paramount shows flop because they’re all trying to be adult.
I fricking loathe JJ Abrams Star Trek but QT's Star Trek would probably be even worse. JJ Abrams does not have any comprehensiion of what makes Star Trek good so he just made a dumb generic action movie set in the ST universe. But at least it was a serious narrative. Quentin, on the other hand, would probably try to do some kind of referential love letter to cinema meta-thing. Which can be nice but who the frick wants that from Star Trek?
He should have done City on the Edge of Forever but when they frick up the timeline just have the Enterprise rain hell on Continental Europe, when they come back to the present it's like the shitty Planet of the Apes remake and the Lincoln memorial is now Kirk
Tarantino only co-wrote a draft script. With the guy who wrote the Revenant. Supposedly, the script they wrote is based on a Piece of the Action. He was never planning on Directing it. And now JJ has Tarakino's Trek script locked up in his office's filing cabinet. I wish we got to at least read it. And it would've been the best Trek flick ever made.
>gangster star trek
Literally a cost saving episode and one of the worst from TOS, of course QT liked it. It probably would have been good, but yet again not what star trek is.
>captain is on the bridge, asks his first mate >"so what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Qo'noS?" >"I don't know Black person, what do they call it?" >hot women with samurai swords suddenly teleport onto the bridge and cut both of their heads off >narrative shifts to three hours previously >Samuel L. Jackson is running around in engineering trying to recalibrate the warp field >"if I find the clumsy motherfricker who programmed this motherfricking piece of shit, I'm gonna rip his motherfricking head off" >The first officer walks in to engineering >"Chief, I have a big fricking problem here! I told the Ambassador I'd get ten bricks of pure cocanium to him two standard days from now. I'm in big shit! >Psychedelic surf rock starts playing >Troi walks in, shoves her foot in the first officer's mouth
riker obrien and worf get their own ship and go do trek shit.
cardis dont end the occupation. dukat is in charge of DS9 picard has to deal with all the diplomatic shit. odo quark garak and winn are recurring. dax bashir and sisko dont exist. kira is maquis and gets added to voy as a permenant seska type character
Gotta climb to the top before you tumble from a steeple
Praise the lord while you can cause he ain’t take you prisoner
You all free birds and bees with your own sense of mental and the pain
Gotta listen for the dead in the rain
Hold your head up cause there won’t be sequel
You insane but you damn sure got a right to be
It’s crazy world get worse and while it’s happening
People stick to folding in the culture like it’s shortening
Baking new like they don’t know there poison in the recipe
RIP KEV, STAY GOLD G
Jay said better listen for you learn how to speak
Better learn how to mop for you teach how to sweep
The bad guys on numbers but a sword not peace I’m bringing the steels colder than the change of season frick with us best have a reason
We are not play shit no playground this street
You are not alien you’re humans getting weak
There is no escaping try to hide your pain in darkness but the blind could steady see
Broken people cycling the dead won’t be apologizing
If you saw a b***h in me underestimate me and come fight me
cause DNAs not hiding
Come to sixth street do some site seein
Boy best mind your manners and your timing
Universal hostile takeover get your sickle or start mining
Pussy blood stain kiddie diddlers they are not on my team
Every mother fricker with a pulse and stupid always knowing just white I mean
Colored worker can’t read in the drive through with more wisdom than you and your crew combined like a stew
Guilty by association got you thinking undue glue
The proof is in the pudding and you all looking sticky
Better grow a bock bone run if you not fricking with me on my time
Cause the type of time im on out you in the hospital knowing that it’s not alright telling you it’s in your mind telling you to let it go
Society has how’d that go
Boy we really after party with the hookers in the driveway
We ain’t pimpin we be savin show the change that God needs to do his work
But get ‘em off the street maybe I flirt
They are not long for this world. There are nurses in nursing homes who make their living hearing that through. You ain’t gotta listen. Let the hate motivate
It would have been kino but the problem with it (and with NuTrek too) is that Star Trek should be a family show.
Paramount shows flop because they’re all trying to be adult.
>all
not really
They’re all full of swearing, gore, and sex. Not counting Prodigy because it’s Netflix/Nickelodeon.
pardon
I fricking loathe JJ Abrams Star Trek but QT's Star Trek would probably be even worse. JJ Abrams does not have any comprehensiion of what makes Star Trek good so he just made a dumb generic action movie set in the ST universe. But at least it was a serious narrative. Quentin, on the other hand, would probably try to do some kind of referential love letter to cinema meta-thing. Which can be nice but who the frick wants that from Star Trek?
He should have done City on the Edge of Forever but when they frick up the timeline just have the Enterprise rain hell on Continental Europe, when they come back to the present it's like the shitty Planet of the Apes remake and the Lincoln memorial is now Kirk
You say that, but the opening reel of Star Trek is absolutely kino. The whole giving-birth sequence is just great filmmaking.
Tarantino only co-wrote a draft script. With the guy who wrote the Revenant. Supposedly, the script they wrote is based on a Piece of the Action. He was never planning on Directing it. And now JJ has Tarakino's Trek script locked up in his office's filing cabinet. I wish we got to at least read it. And it would've been the best Trek flick ever made.
>gangster star trek
Literally a cost saving episode and one of the worst from TOS, of course QT liked it. It probably would have been good, but yet again not what star trek is.
It's a top five TOS 'sode.
not even top 10 in season 2
1. The City on the Edge of Forever
2. Doomsday Machine
3. Journey To Babel
4. A Piece of the Action
5. The Enterprise Incident
horrific list
Please, stop being upset. I'll allow you two to have your own personal top five lists. I just posted the objectively correct one.
>no devil in the dark
>no space seed
>no the world is hollow and i have touched the sky
Come on bro
>Orion girl feet
PLEEEEAASE! PLEEEEEAASE!
>captain is on the bridge, asks his first mate
>"so what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Qo'noS?"
>"I don't know Black person, what do they call it?"
>hot women with samurai swords suddenly teleport onto the bridge and cut both of their heads off
>narrative shifts to three hours previously
>Samuel L. Jackson is running around in engineering trying to recalibrate the warp field
>"if I find the clumsy motherfricker who programmed this motherfricking piece of shit, I'm gonna rip his motherfricking head off"
>The first officer walks in to engineering
>"Chief, I have a big fricking problem here! I told the Ambassador I'd get ten bricks of pure cocanium to him two standard days from now. I'm in big shit!
>Psychedelic surf rock starts playing
>Troi walks in, shoves her foot in the first officer's mouth
Tarantino should have directed DS9
ds9 never should have happened. should have spun off a riker show and do lots of crossover with TNG
So doing the autogayocitation a couple of decades earlier?
>best trek to this day never should have happened
riker obrien and worf get their own ship and go do trek shit.
cardis dont end the occupation. dukat is in charge of DS9 picard has to deal with all the diplomatic shit. odo quark garak and winn are recurring. dax bashir and sisko dont exist. kira is maquis and gets added to voy as a permenant seska type character
DS9 is shit and if you don’t understand that it’s because it was made by and for blue haired morons
no but I would have liked to see it. ST isn't some sacred cow that shouldn't be sullied by the way.
sounds like a formula to kill someone with boredom
I actually think that Tarantino movies and Star Trek are entertaining.
I'll be honest, I like tarantula, but if you pair his style with the absolute garbage that is ST it would be shit
NO. They will hate it ala TMP. Trekkies are allergic to competent directors of the big screen. They love their small screen directors more.
TMP was exessively contemplative, to put it mildly.
Jackie Brown and Kill Bill era Tarantino trying Star Trek would have been pretty rad. Now he just does westerns and meta stuff
Star Trek is a meta western you dumb b***h
K'ehlar B'illar would be quineaux and you know it.
>B'illar
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Lemme talk my talk my shit to my people yg
>all these bullshit Star Trek spinoffs
>still no Assignment Earth
Assignment Earth was a shit idea and you know it
Gary Seven was a bad motherfricker
Gotta climb to the top before you tumble from a steeple
Praise the lord while you can cause he ain’t take you prisoner
You all free birds and bees with your own sense of mental and the pain
Gotta listen for the dead in the rain
Hold your head up cause there won’t be sequel
You insane but you damn sure got a right to be
It’s crazy world get worse and while it’s happening
People stick to folding in the culture like it’s shortening
Baking new like they don’t know there poison in the recipe
RIP KEV, STAY GOLD G
Jay said better listen for you learn how to speak
Better learn how to mop for you teach how to sweep
The bad guys on numbers but a sword not peace I’m bringing the steels colder than the change of season frick with us best have a reason
We are not play shit no playground this street
You are not alien you’re humans getting weak
There is no escaping try to hide your pain in darkness but the blind could steady see
Broken people cycling the dead won’t be apologizing
If you saw a b***h in me underestimate me and come fight me
cause DNAs not hiding
Come to sixth street do some site seein
Boy best mind your manners and your timing
Universal hostile takeover get your sickle or start mining
Pussy blood stain kiddie diddlers they are not on my team
Every mother fricker with a pulse and stupid always knowing just white I mean
Colored worker can’t read in the drive through with more wisdom than you and your crew combined like a stew
Guilty by association got you thinking undue glue
The proof is in the pudding and you all looking sticky
Better grow a bock bone run if you not fricking with me on my time
Cause the type of time im on out you in the hospital knowing that it’s not alright telling you it’s in your mind telling you to let it go
Society has how’d that go
Boy we really after party with the hookers in the driveway
We ain’t pimpin we be savin show the change that God needs to do his work
But get ‘em off the street maybe I flirt
it would have been absolute kino but star trek gatekeepers would have said its not real star trek
They are not long for this world. There are nurses in nursing homes who make their living hearing that through. You ain’t gotta listen. Let the hate motivate