Pretty much this, yeah. Andor has been kino so far, but it's hard to call it Star Wars. It has the aesthetic trappings of Star Wars (and sometimes not even that), and it's a really fun show in its own right, but I wouldn't want the bulk of SW media to follow in its footsteps exactly. Of course, anything is better than nu-Filoni slop so whatever.
so this is a rejected Star Wars budget knock off, with breasts, ass, blood, slow modern versions of boomer rock, bad acting and bad dialog, and on Netflix only?
>Rebel Moon (also known as Rebel Moon Part 1) is an upcoming American epic space opera film...The film features an ensemble cast that includes Sofia Boutella, Charlie Hunnam, Michiel Huisman, Djimon Hounsou, Doona Bae, Ray Fisher, Cleopatra Coleman, Jena Malone, Fra Fee, Ed Skrein, and Anthony Hopkins. >ensemble cast >I don't know any of these people except Hopkins >
I recognized Ray Fisher because he got fired for speaking out against how butchered Josstuce League was. Snyder is loyal and inspires loyalty among the people who work with him. Studio execs despise him, everyone from the VFX artists to gaffers to the stars to craft servuces love working with him.
>Snyder is loyal and inspires loyalty among the people who work with him
He got Fisher's loyalty by telling him he was the entire key to the film and Fisher took that to heart and flipped when his shitty character was cut
If you watch Snyder's version of the movie Cyborg had a much, much more compelling character arc and some of the most heartfelt scenes in the movie. So yes, Fisher did get fricked over by Whedon and Warner Bros.
So what? Many actors have their performances minimized or cut out entirely in the editing process, it's happened to big and small name actors alike. They don't go on a internet campaign about it
Well maybe Snyder shouldn't have shot a 4 hour movie knowing damn well it would have to be cut in half.
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It was supposed to be Justice League Part 1 and Part 2 but Warner Bros. got cold feet, just like Dawn of Justice was supposed to be 2 hours 30 minutes but they made Snyder hack it down to 2 hours after it had already been shot.
Just do a Pacific WWII naval campaign but in SPAAAAACE. Pick a Mon Calamari cruiser as the hero ship. Have it lead a Task Force that is invading small planets en route to Coruscant. Make it have huge space battles and gritty ground fire fights.
Yes, this, but not a movie but instead a 10 Episode mini-series. Also, give us some good Imerial antagonists that aren't just faceless mooks but human and maybe even somewhat sympathetic at times.
Someone needs to put a donkey Kong theme when she starts running or something lmao. Just the start of it is so pathetic and the guys tripping over themselves and clipping into a tree branch.
The people involved with this show really don't understand Star Wars. It's a setting with space monks wielding laser swords, with a centralized government body pulling the strings of the conflicts, the story revolving around heroic journeys or tragedies.
Yet every time this Disney slop comes on screen I'm seeing some moronic unrelated shit like stronk woman making a haughty face at the camera or this benny hill shit or Hux making your momma jokes or Rose Tico kissing that Black person for no reason etc. None of the people making the new movies and shows understand what kind of scenes or iconography draw people to star wars.
>Mr Snyder, please tell us your Star Wars pitch >Imagine big breasts, hairy pussies, fat asses, huge throbbing wieners, lots of gore and- >Thank you, Mr Snyder, we'll let you know
There are parts of canon that are quite R-rated though. Imagine a truly bloody war film about the Mandalorians or old Sith Empire, or even just some Game of Thrones kind of thing where aspirants literally and figuratively frick each other over to climb up the Sith Empire’s ranks
Sure, there's violence and adult thems even in George's movies, but it was never really about blood and gore. Even in its darkest moments, the series was far cry from an R-rating. Thrilling, even a bit scary at times, but never about edgy sex or violence just for the sake of it.
I could see an R-rated Star Wars movie about as bloody / gratuitous as Joker working well artistically
Whether or not Sneeder would make that is another question, but it seems possible
Nobody should care about general audiences pandering and Geroge's action figure selling schemes, anon. Make it dark, edgy and sith focused. And make them proper space wizards, don't half ass it.
If you're playing in someone else's sandbox that has a preexisting massive fanbase, you have to respect the tone and history of what is already built.
Not saying that Snyder wouldn't do that, but he also makes basically every decision based on if something would be cool or not. Does Superman and Batman's conflict make sense because they have both been shown killing people? No, but the machine guns on the batmobile sure look cool.
>Does Superman and Batman's conflict make sense because they have both been shown killing people? No, but the machine guns on the batmobile sure look cool.
It made sense and you exposed yourself as a midtwit.
>Lucas rips off Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress for Star Wars >Snyder rips off Kurosawa's Seven Samurai for his Star Wars rip off
Snyder's genius has no bounds.
300 was one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. But it came out in early 2000s, before streaming, when studios still wanted good theater movies.
Today, it doesn't matter who directs Star Wars. The star (no pun intended) is the franchise itself. Anything with Star Wars on it will be licensing gold. Zach Snyder could direct Star Wars. But to maximize box office, he would not invest in writing or editing whatsoever. Because the investors will tell him not to. Because they know the money is in licensing and streaming, not his gay artsy vision for a good movie.
>to the surprise of no one
Nobody has actually watched Heavy Metal and said yeah but I wish that was 3D animation instead. No one can be that tasteless.
Yes, because it would had allow for expansion instead of just derivative shit. Star wars products work better when they are not directly tied to the skywalkers.
One of the worst decision Zack Snyder made recently that i simple can't abide even as a fan of the man was signing with EA for a three game deal. Frick EA. He had CD Projekt begging him and fricking signs with EA?
In his defense it’s not like he knows the ins and outs of video game companies. He’ll sign with whatever large company gives him the best deal. With that being said yeah CD was a big missed opportunity.
>DC can go frick themselves >Marvel is in the toilet >Disney has managed to frick up Star Wars >STAR WARS >there's no other good SciFi properties at the moment >Frick it, I'll do it myself
>Army of the Dead franchise that everyone is talking about.
I swear I can't tell if it's sarcasm or shilling anymore.
On one hand is totally demential and obviously the opposite of facts. On the other hand snydergays are that stupid and disingenuous
Why does this board love Snyder so much? His best movie was 300 and that was really just a high-tier flick. Man of Steel was merely ok, and completely BTFO in the land of capeshit by Nolan.
>Why does this board love Snyder so much?
It doesn't?
It's the same 3-4 snydertards from some snydershit subreddit.
Angry, verbose, with folders of cgi bukkake pics.
Nobody likes that shit.
>I think a lot of people respect him,
nobody does >cast
all shit >crew,
clearly all shit > Cinemaphile
no lmao >, lots of people love his vision and kindness
things that never happend lmao, particularly "le snydervision"
>here comes the angry snydertards with no argument
how does it feel to like shit and to get angry when called out for liking shit?
11 months ago
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your arguments are "it's shit, shit, shit" like a frickin' broken schoolgirl after learning that nsync are no more. please shut the frick up you rancid ballsack
11 months ago
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>broken schoolgirl >nsync >rancid ballsack
Go the frick back to plebbit you absolute homosexual
11 months ago
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Zzzz frickin' boring now
11 months ago
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I'll use shit until the day he will make something that isn't shit.
Not that I will ever watch anything he will make in the future, lmao. How many chances someone who can't make movies should get?
>They don't. Nolan owes his success to Hans Zimmerman.
crass reductionism >Without him, he's villeneuve-tier, bland, boring,
agree with you about Villememe. I still enjoy the movies he made until batman (included). > up his own ass.
that's not him, that's his fanbase
Jimmy has what looks like the “Holy Grail” on his chest.
>“Jimmy, an ancient robot knight that once defended a slain king but has now faded into a more peaceful existence”
The slain King is the original supreme leader of the Imperium and Sofia Boutella's father.
>Cavill
Traitor. He never "got" Snyder's vision. He refused to come back for reshoots for The Snyder Cut. He unironically thinks Josstice League is better.
Say what you will about Snyder, but I do appreciate that he seems to make things that he's excited about instead of Oscar bait or a strategic box office investment
and still you coldn't refute it
the hack has a bible for every single piece of shit he craps out, and every imes he just proves that he can't make movies
Yeah, I will see you 3-4 loud morons shilling for new bad snyder product nobody likes for a while, and then going back to your subreddit.
again
11 months ago
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and yet you'll be here seething like a flaming c**t. go on jester
11 months ago
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>projecting this hard
Sure, dude, I'm the one seething at bad things bombing and beign panned, it's not the double faced shill who saw everything he likes going down in flames led by universal contempt
now get angrier and give me more (you)s kek
11 months ago
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bombing what? all the movies he directed made some good money. are you aware that everything you write sounds totally stupid? if this bombs you then will be right
11 months ago
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>gay pic
You know what? I'm convinced. Those shit movies were actually well liked and really profitable. That's why the were never universally regected and never gave a bad reputation and foundation to modern DC movies... Oh, wait!
11 months ago
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I respect Snyderkino because
Say what you will about Snyder, but I do appreciate that he seems to make things that he's excited about instead of Oscar bait or a strategic box office investment
Frick Disney and long live his vision
11 months ago
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>long live his vision
Summarize the 'Snyder Vision' please
11 months ago
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>and than there is rape >and then there is an explosion >and then the buff guy is angry >and then there is a bible reference >and then there is murder >and then there is rape in front of an explosion >and then...
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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This man speaks like a moronic teenager
11 months ago
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he is moronic but he's no teenager
11 months ago
Anonymous
You're being very uncharitable to moronic teenagers.
11 months ago
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I agree with his statement.
11 months ago
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what's your problem chud
11 months ago
Anonymous
belittling of facts from small minds with big egos, like snyder and his pets
11 months ago
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>regected
11 months ago
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>IS THAT A TYPO?????????
What an excruciating lack of argments
11 months ago
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Re"g"ected isn't a common typo.
11 months ago
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>left to the H instead of right to the H
Thanks for your valuable input, keyboard critic
>no pre existing characters
This is the SW virgin’s weakness. They NEED to see the same 20 characters interact over and over again in their seemingly huge galaxy.
>no pre existing characters
Lmao you just know that Disney is coping with the infamy of the sequels by convincing themselves "people are just scared of new characters, that's why they don't like Rey or Finn or Hux!"
New characters can be good. People like the OCs in Andor, people liked S1 of Mando, they liked the videogame OCs like Kyle and Starkiller and Cal. All you have to do is not make them into gorilla-looking loudmouths like Finn or charisma vacuums like Rey or jokes like Hux.
>Would Snyder have saved Star Wars?
Under Kathleen? Absolutely not. We've seen what happened with Rogue One, Solo and others. The second she got at all antsy, she'd fire him and then reshoot the film without him Josstice League style.
Under Lucas? It didn't need saving, but he'd certainly have made it a franchise that appealed to a wider audience
That period of time when Disney first bought Star Wars and was taking pitches from basically every big director who wanted to take a swing was comfy. I don't know how we ended up with the trash we did.
If I remember correctly, Snyder's pitch was seven samurai in space. In many ways that's what Rogue One ended up being and that was probably much better than whatever he would have made.
>Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan’s] Batman Begins. ”Batman’s dark.” I’m like, okay, ”No, Batman’s cool.” He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.
He has the mentality of an edgy teenager. That is why he is so popular here
I think he's an alright director but he desperately needs someone to babysit him and reign him in because if not he's going to shoot himself in the foot repeatedly.
Actually sounded promising. New characters, R rated... Also make it sith focused and maybe Old Republic era, or at least far past OT era. And no rule of two bullshit.
i'm not a snydergay but >it has no pre-existing characters so it's a bad idea
is fricking hilarious and shows how creatively bankrupt the current entertainment industry is
everything needs to have a memberberry or some canned nostalgia, genuine newness and creativity is too risky and thus has to be avoided
>genuine newness and creativity is too risky and thus has to be avoided
This is partially because there are morons like Snyder creating piles of 'creative and new' shit
>Snyder's Star Wars >overly long bloated movies >miserable, pessimistic and nihilistic characters >overuse of pointless slow motion >homoerotic content >obnoxious noisy soundtrack by Hans Zimmer
NOPE
>sith and jedi fighting >strike each other's lightsabers >shot changed to be far away >the two blades form a cross
Kinoooooooooooo
I honestly love this man
There's a reason Zack Snyder said multiple times he pitched the movie originally as a Star Wars movie.
He wants those Star Wars people to talk about it
He's a genius at marketing.
We have no idea how many Star Wars disgruntled fanboys are going to become Rebel Moon stans.
>We have no idea how many Star Wars disgruntled fanboys are going to become Rebel Moon stans.
Doubt
Wouldn't they want good star wars?
This shit will have the usual loud minority of snydertards making threads left and right and that's all. >He's a genius at marketing.
Also doubt, That was the only thing he said that didn't go against the (nonexistant) hype.
>R rated
This guy really does not give a frick about what he's doing and has no respect for anyone but himself, he wants to work on big IPs but doesn't want to follow the rules established by the creators of said IP, like George Lucas always meant the Star Wars films to be enjoyed by everyone but especially little kids, he wanted these characters to impact children, Dave Filoni confirmed this too
He considered doing an R rated Star Wars movies and that to me feels like he either doesn't get what he's doing or he simply does not give a frick about respecting the creators and the fans of the sandbox he's playing in
Controversial, but I think Mangold could have made this film with a decent scriptwriter.
Logan was overrated, but it did get the tone right. And I think tone, art direction and choreography are the 3 major components for a decent star wars film.
doesnt mean its greenlit
he tried doing the same thing with army of the dead because netflix is desperate for franchises so he threw in UFOs and stuff about time loops but then nobody really liked army of the dead so now the movie just has random easter eggs in it
Here's the cast for the TV show.
Basically Zack Snyder have so many projects with Netflix that they're having an issue with how to properly market all of them.
its free money. netflix is dumb as hell, they spent like half a billion for the rights to knives out. they spent 200m on the gray man, you think that was a passion project for gosling?
Netflix wanted their own IP and cinematic universe when they were all the rage a few years ago, and offered Snyder vault loads of cash to make it so. I'm not sure if they would make that same decision today, but they are probably waiting to see how Part One does first before cancelling his entire gay clown show
total fricking cringe
another attempt to design a multi media super franchise from the get go
this literally never worked and is the most soulless shit imaginable
well anyway Star Wars is dead cuz it went woke.
I have never watched any star wars besides the original trilogy & prequel trilogy and I never will.
maybe 10 years from now if the best case scenario for the world happens we get to have AI boxes that can make any movie we want we could make what should've actually happened in the 80's - early 90's.
>“The Rebel Moon RPG is based on the Rebel Moon movie franchise, written and directed by Zack Snyder. The Player's Handbook is everything you need to play the game. The Gamemaster's Guide gives you the real truth about the Imperium and the Rebel cause”
This is too much.
By the way, the biggest issue for Disney wasn't Snyder wanting a R-rating, since he gave up on that. It was him not wanting to use any of the established characters.
Staz Nair plays Tarak, a barbarian-inspired warrior with a royal history who now labors to pay off a life-debt and can bond with alien creatures as a sort of shaman.
The character is inspired on Conan and other Frank Frazetta-type characters.
It would honestly LOOK better than anything Star Wars in the last 20 years outside of what, Andor and the first seasons of Mando?
I'd be interested, Snyder is a moron but I tend to like his movies, he clearly knows what he wants to do visually
It would have been Kino.
No Lucas means no reason to copy his style. Snyder would have made the Sith look real evil. The fights with lightsabers would have been the best thing we have seen since the matrix.
Zack Snyder said that the character will never wear clothes or armor despite the crew travelling throughout the galaxy, because he needs to be bare-chested to properly bond with the nature around him. Without that bond he feels empty.
>No Pre Existing Characters
Good idea
>R Rating
Bad idea
the whole point of lightsabers was about severing limbs
They sever a bunch of limbs in the first 6 Star Wars films already
kek, in the last ones, Finn got his full spine sliced and just got up as if nothing the next movie
He should have died right there and then because they did absolutely nothing with that character.
pussy
Rated R is practically a necessity these days if you want to make something resembling kino.
Absolutely.
It would’ve been shit, but also not woke, so people here would praise it.
>people here would praise it
Aw...whatsamatter cupcake? Spreading the holy message of Wokeshit not happening for ya?
>It would’ve been kino, but also with a diverse cast, so people here would shit on it
ftfy
I doubt it but no pre existing characters sounds like a good start, somebody more talented could build on it from there
Pretty much this, yeah. Andor has been kino so far, but it's hard to call it Star Wars. It has the aesthetic trappings of Star Wars (and sometimes not even that), and it's a really fun show in its own right, but I wouldn't want the bulk of SW media to follow in its footsteps exactly. Of course, anything is better than nu-Filoni slop so whatever.
this
he would make an embarrassing shit as usual but he would make enough decent hooks for real directors
and those real directors will never be able do make something good with it because the foundation is rotten, as usual
Sounds a lot like what I would have made, though I would have aimed for a PG-13. You can do alot with that.
Nope.
Who cares
We will find out soon when "Rebel Moon(tm) Volume One" releases.
Frick yes.
I too am looking forward to "Rebel Moon(TM): A Zack Snyder Universe Story Episode One: Bad Moon Rising(r)(c)(k)(pareve)"
so this is a rejected Star Wars budget knock off, with breasts, ass, blood, slow modern versions of boomer rock, bad acting and bad dialog, and on Netflix only?
Sounds like kino in the making.
My sentiments exactly.
sounds like every other piece of goyslop that Netflix shits out on a monthly basis
Full frontal nudity and high impact sex scenes, whatever that is.
>breasts, ass, blood
You had me at "breasts".
>with breasts,
women in his movies are usually ugly
>women in his movies are usually ugly
Name one other than Gal Gadot.
>Rebel Moon (also known as Rebel Moon Part 1) is an upcoming American epic space opera film...The film features an ensemble cast that includes Sofia Boutella, Charlie Hunnam, Michiel Huisman, Djimon Hounsou, Doona Bae, Ray Fisher, Cleopatra Coleman, Jena Malone, Fra Fee, Ed Skrein, and Anthony Hopkins.
>ensemble cast
>I don't know any of these people except Hopkins
>
>Ray Fisher
LMAO.
I recognized Ray Fisher because he got fired for speaking out against how butchered Josstuce League was. Snyder is loyal and inspires loyalty among the people who work with him. Studio execs despise him, everyone from the VFX artists to gaffers to the stars to craft servuces love working with him.
He got fired because he cried racism to get attention and it backfired spectacularly
>Snyder is loyal and inspires loyalty among the people who work with him
He got Fisher's loyalty by telling him he was the entire key to the film and Fisher took that to heart and flipped when his shitty character was cut
If you watch Snyder's version of the movie Cyborg had a much, much more compelling character arc and some of the most heartfelt scenes in the movie. So yes, Fisher did get fricked over by Whedon and Warner Bros.
So what? Many actors have their performances minimized or cut out entirely in the editing process, it's happened to big and small name actors alike. They don't go on a internet campaign about it
Well maybe Snyder shouldn't have shot a 4 hour movie knowing damn well it would have to be cut in half.
It was supposed to be Justice League Part 1 and Part 2 but Warner Bros. got cold feet, just like Dawn of Justice was supposed to be 2 hours 30 minutes but they made Snyder hack it down to 2 hours after it had already been shot.
>Sofia Boutella, Charlie Hunnam, Doona Bae, Ed Skrein
I love them, but they're all box-office poison
good thing this movie is just netflix laundering money and will probably only be in two theaters for a week at most
Just do a Pacific WWII naval campaign but in SPAAAAACE. Pick a Mon Calamari cruiser as the hero ship. Have it lead a Task Force that is invading small planets en route to Coruscant. Make it have huge space battles and gritty ground fire fights.
Yes, this, but not a movie but instead a 10 Episode mini-series. Also, give us some good Imerial antagonists that aren't just faceless mooks but human and maybe even somewhat sympathetic at times.
>muh gritty war drama in SPAAAACE
No, frick off. This shit is a dreadful fricking bore whether it's Rogue One or Andor or one of Karen Traviss' godawful Mandalorian-wank novels.
What about heroic war drama? That would be cool.
Imagine Michael Shannon as Yoda.
rebel one did pretty well though.
Could Star Wars possibly be in a worse place than it is now?
The frick am i watching? Why is the Red Hot Chilli Peppers chasing Leia?
Holy shit, that is Flea, wtf?
that girl can really run
She can't, but luckily her chaser are even worse at it.
I've never been gaslit more than seeing people brag about how great that kids acting was.
Someone needs to put a donkey Kong theme when she starts running or something lmao. Just the start of it is so pathetic and the guys tripping over themselves and clipping into a tree branch.
yes
benny hill music
The people involved with this show really don't understand Star Wars. It's a setting with space monks wielding laser swords, with a centralized government body pulling the strings of the conflicts, the story revolving around heroic journeys or tragedies.
Yet every time this Disney slop comes on screen I'm seeing some moronic unrelated shit like stronk woman making a haughty face at the camera or this benny hill shit or Hux making your momma jokes or Rose Tico kissing that Black person for no reason etc. None of the people making the new movies and shows understand what kind of scenes or iconography draw people to star wars.
It’s about family
Go away, Vin.
Darth Bane
der coomer is in?
he couldn't even save his daughter, how is he supposed to save a movie franchise?
Him suggesting R-rating tells me he doesn't quite understand the material.
>Mr Snyder, please tell us your Star Wars pitch
>Imagine big breasts, hairy pussies, fat asses, huge throbbing wieners, lots of gore and-
>Thank you, Mr Snyder, we'll let you know
>Imagine big breasts, hairy pussies, fat asses, huge throbbing wieners, lots of gore and-
"Enough about the standard Disney casting process, Mr. Snyder...what's the plot?"
>hairy pussies,
snydershit strikes again
that would be a first for him
*wouldn't
Nah, can't take it back.
There are parts of canon that are quite R-rated though. Imagine a truly bloody war film about the Mandalorians or old Sith Empire, or even just some Game of Thrones kind of thing where aspirants literally and figuratively frick each other over to climb up the Sith Empire’s ranks
Sure, there's violence and adult thems even in George's movies, but it was never really about blood and gore. Even in its darkest moments, the series was far cry from an R-rating. Thrilling, even a bit scary at times, but never about edgy sex or violence just for the sake of it.
I could see an R-rated Star Wars movie about as bloody / gratuitous as Joker working well artistically
Whether or not Sneeder would make that is another question, but it seems possible
Nobody should care about general audiences pandering and Geroge's action figure selling schemes, anon. Make it dark, edgy and sith focused. And make them proper space wizards, don't half ass it.
If you're playing in someone else's sandbox that has a preexisting massive fanbase, you have to respect the tone and history of what is already built.
Not saying that Snyder wouldn't do that, but he also makes basically every decision based on if something would be cool or not. Does Superman and Batman's conflict make sense because they have both been shown killing people? No, but the machine guns on the batmobile sure look cool.
>Does Superman and Batman's conflict make sense because they have both been shown killing people? No, but the machine guns on the batmobile sure look cool.
It made sense and you exposed yourself as a midtwit.
The material was R in the 70s did you forgot uncle and aunt skywalker?
There are deaths in PG and PG-13 movies, that does not means those movies are R material
Like his superhero shit, it would have appealed to braindead Snyder zealots and no one else.
>Lucas rips off Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress for Star Wars
>Snyder rips off Kurosawa's Seven Samurai for his Star Wars rip off
Snyder's genius has no bounds.
Snyder has made a grand total of zero good films. So no.
Dawn of the Dead was okay, 300 was okay, everything else is either bad, really bad or unbelievably bad.
300 was garbage. I'd call Watchmen watchable but I have no desire to watch it again
Yes, I'm a shill who gets paid by the 'watch'. Sue me.
Thanks, MCUck, but we're talking about the other Disney franchise.
>console wars
lmao, snydertard
Water finds its own level, bro.
Sirs
The MCU is also shit. What now? Snyder exclusively makes bad movies.
He couldn't even save his daughter.
The movie would have ended with a 1-hr lightsaber duel where they’re throwing Star Destroyers at each other
He couldn't even save DC, a 3rd rate IP.
Nobody can save DC. Richard Donner couldn't.
300 was one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. But it came out in early 2000s, before streaming, when studios still wanted good theater movies.
Today, it doesn't matter who directs Star Wars. The star (no pun intended) is the franchise itself. Anything with Star Wars on it will be licensing gold. Zach Snyder could direct Star Wars. But to maximize box office, he would not invest in writing or editing whatsoever. Because the investors will tell him not to. Because they know the money is in licensing and streaming, not his gay artsy vision for a good movie.
>not his gay artsy vision for a good movie.
His gay artsy vision has only produced bad movies
>His gay artsy vision has only produced bad movies
Says no one.
Zack Snyder, David Fincher and James Cameron were trying to do Heavy Metal in 3D not so long ago.
>Heavy Metal in 3D
wtf why
Cameron was adamant about it.
Cameron and Verbinski are the only worthy directors in that whole list
>Jack Black song
pfff sounds shit
>to the surprise of no one
Nobody has actually watched Heavy Metal and said yeah but I wish that was 3D animation instead. No one can be that tasteless.
Frick no. Awful director, awful writer. He would have made something worse and even more disrespectful to Lucas' films than Disney already has.
>He would have made something worse and even more disrespectful to Lucas' films than Disney already has.
Impossible.
>Rey is Maria
>plays along the watchtower in a movie called watchmen
just how one dimensional can one man be?
show the potents how fricking good you are Zackaria. See you in a few months for a new space kino
Yes, because it would had allow for expansion instead of just derivative shit. Star wars products work better when they are not directly tied to the skywalkers.
One of the worst decision Zack Snyder made recently that i simple can't abide even as a fan of the man was signing with EA for a three game deal. Frick EA. He had CD Projekt begging him and fricking signs with EA?
>signing with EA for a three game deal
For Rebel Moon?
Yes.
Sounds ambitious to create a 3 game universe for a movie no one has seen yet
But EA. EA is a fricking awful game company.
In his defense it’s not like he knows the ins and outs of video game companies. He’ll sign with whatever large company gives him the best deal. With that being said yeah CD was a big missed opportunity.
No but we could have at least maybe gotten some KINO out of it. That is the real loss.
There are new pics from his Rebel Moon movie. Apparently there is going to be a human x robot romance + sex scene.
Empire will have three magazines just covering the new movie. NETFLIX is really banking on this thing.
Is it another girlboss movie?
not with Snyder, he knows
Yes
Hopkins getting that teenager pootang.
hey nice assaultron
There is already a spin-off directed by Guillermo Del Toro focusing on Anthony Hopkins' character.
>There is already a spin-off directed by Guillermo Del Toro focusing on Anthony Hopkins' character.
I couldn't find any article mentioning this
he's trolling
oh
It is going to be in the Empire magazines that will be released.
>450 page bible of universe lore
PREPARE FOR CRINGE
>DC can go frick themselves
>Marvel is in the toilet
>Disney has managed to frick up Star Wars
>STAR WARS
>there's no other good SciFi properties at the moment
>Frick it, I'll do it myself
NETFLIX fricking desperate for a big IP.
I feel this is going to get messy really fast with all the different spin-offs and whatnot.
>there's no other good SciFi properties at the moment
Oh god I just had a horrible vision of Snyder doing Gundam
Actually...I think he could do Wing or 08'th well.
cringe.
incoming flop, if it wasn't already clear
This might be even bigger than the huge Army of the Dead franchise that everyone is talking about. What will Snyder think of next?
>Army of the Dead franchise that everyone is talking about.
I swear I can't tell if it's sarcasm or shilling anymore.
On one hand is totally demential and obviously the opposite of facts. On the other hand snydergays are that stupid and disingenuous
That post was being ironic you fricking moron.
Yeah, ok, becasue you never heard snydertards talking like that about their flops nobody liked
it was a joke dumdum
You mean the oscar-winning franchise that dominated the streaming charts?
Big shoes to fill
juicy bait you bastard
Better quality.
rebel armpit
Why does this board love Snyder so much? His best movie was 300 and that was really just a high-tier flick. Man of Steel was merely ok, and completely BTFO in the land of capeshit by Nolan.
Who do you think you are that you think we care about your fimmaking 'knowledge', Raymond Spottiswoode?
>Why does this board love Snyder so much?
It doesn't?
It's the same 3-4 snydertards from some snydershit subreddit.
Angry, verbose, with folders of cgi bukkake pics.
Nobody likes that shit.
not true, I think a lot of people respect him, cast, crew, Cinemaphile, lots of people love his vision and kindness
>I think a lot of people respect him,
nobody does
>cast
all shit
>crew,
clearly all shit
> Cinemaphile
no lmao
>, lots of people love his vision and kindness
things that never happend lmao, particularly "le snydervision"
how does it feel to have the intellect of a depressed prebuscent schoolgirl in the body of a grown up man?
>here comes the angry snydertards with no argument
how does it feel to like shit and to get angry when called out for liking shit?
your arguments are "it's shit, shit, shit" like a frickin' broken schoolgirl after learning that nsync are no more. please shut the frick up you rancid ballsack
>broken schoolgirl
>nsync
>rancid ballsack
Go the frick back to plebbit you absolute homosexual
Zzzz frickin' boring now
I'll use shit until the day he will make something that isn't shit.
Not that I will ever watch anything he will make in the future, lmao. How many chances someone who can't make movies should get?
kino here
Criminally overlooked and underrated film.
Feels bad, man.
Yeah, I know
>le snydervision"
>Wngage Snyder Vision
>unintelligible babbling
moronic incels think he is cool, smart and a creative genius. There was a poll that found most Snyder fans are gay men or closeted gay men
So he's the equivalent of woke shit, Only liked by activist for political reasons.
It fits. Both stuff made by subnormals for subnormals
Nolan's batman sucks.
Even if that was true, they still massively mog snydershit
They don't. Nolan owes his success to Hans Zimmerman. Without him, he's villeneuve-tier, bland, boring, up his own ass.
>They don't. Nolan owes his success to Hans Zimmerman.
crass reductionism
>Without him, he's villeneuve-tier, bland, boring,
agree with you about Villememe. I still enjoy the movies he made until batman (included).
> up his own ass.
that's not him, that's his fanbase
Both posts are true
LMAO, the Empire mag had a bit where Snyder says he wants to produce a remake of American Gladiators for Netflix.
More films confirmed.
yeah, Disney really knew what they were doing with Star Wars.
Star Wars is in good hands, though.
STOP! SNYDER, STOP! The Excalibur thing has to go. You've to stop, Zack. Every fricking movie. Not everything needs to be about King Arthur.
Zaddy needs to do an R rated Zelda flick
Zack Snyder is bullshitting people about Star Wars and Kurosawa, but this shit is yet again just another rendition of Excabulir.
>Star Wars, Excalibur, Seven Samurai, Heavy Metal
This is going to be a mish mash piece of shit
Jimmy has what looks like the “Holy Grail” on his chest.
>“Jimmy, an ancient robot knight that once defended a slain king but has now faded into a more peaceful existence”
The slain King is the original supreme leader of the Imperium and Sofia Boutella's father.
Funny, Netflix will probably cancel everything after the first season.
Cavill should’ve joined with Snyder on this endeavor. I guess his problems extended to Netflix as a whole, not just the writers room.
>Cavill
Traitor. He never "got" Snyder's vision. He refused to come back for reshoots for The Snyder Cut. He unironically thinks Josstice League is better.
Say what you will about Snyder, but I do appreciate that he seems to make things that he's excited about instead of Oscar bait or a strategic box office investment
then I bet you also respect Uwe Boll
A little bit, actually. But doesn't he intentionally make flops to exploit the way that Germany pays artists?
>But doesn't he intentionally make flops to exploit the way that Germany pays artists?
Doubt. He got very angry at people not liking his flicks
>450 pages of worthless trivia that won't make his flick any less of a shit.
You are dumb and frickin' sad
and still you coldn't refute it
the hack has a bible for every single piece of shit he craps out, and every imes he just proves that he can't make movies
I'll see you around Christmas when a new space opera kino will blow up Cinemaphile
Yeah, I will see you 3-4 loud morons shilling for new bad snyder product nobody likes for a while, and then going back to your subreddit.
again
and yet you'll be here seething like a flaming c**t. go on jester
>projecting this hard
Sure, dude, I'm the one seething at bad things bombing and beign panned, it's not the double faced shill who saw everything he likes going down in flames led by universal contempt
now get angrier and give me more (you)s kek
bombing what? all the movies he directed made some good money. are you aware that everything you write sounds totally stupid? if this bombs you then will be right
>gay pic
You know what? I'm convinced. Those shit movies were actually well liked and really profitable. That's why the were never universally regected and never gave a bad reputation and foundation to modern DC movies... Oh, wait!
I respect Snyderkino because
Frick Disney and long live his vision
>long live his vision
Summarize the 'Snyder Vision' please
>and than there is rape
>and then there is an explosion
>and then the buff guy is angry
>and then there is a bible reference
>and then there is murder
>and then there is rape in front of an explosion
>and then...
This man speaks like a moronic teenager
he is moronic but he's no teenager
You're being very uncharitable to moronic teenagers.
I agree with his statement.
what's your problem chud
belittling of facts from small minds with big egos, like snyder and his pets
>regected
>IS THAT A TYPO?????????
What an excruciating lack of argments
Re"g"ected isn't a common typo.
>left to the H instead of right to the H
Thanks for your valuable input, keyboard critic
>evil imperium
Oh yawn a copy of star wars that he owns the ip too.
>no pre existing characters
This is the SW virgin’s weakness. They NEED to see the same 20 characters interact over and over again in their seemingly huge galaxy.
Maybe it's a weakness of the so-called sw universe
Snyder cast a literal ayyy lmao in the movie.
cute. would let her probe me
Looks more like Warhammer 40K than Star Wars.
Rebel Moon TTRPG and everything.
>no pre existing characters
Lmao you just know that Disney is coping with the infamy of the sequels by convincing themselves "people are just scared of new characters, that's why they don't like Rey or Finn or Hux!"
New characters can be good. People like the OCs in Andor, people liked S1 of Mando, they liked the videogame OCs like Kyle and Starkiller and Cal. All you have to do is not make them into gorilla-looking loudmouths like Finn or charisma vacuums like Rey or jokes like Hux.
>Starkiller
Surely not
>People like the OCs in Andor, people liked S1 of Mando, they liked the videogame OCs like Kyle
all bad, and not because they are new
>Would Snyder have saved Star Wars?
Under Kathleen? Absolutely not. We've seen what happened with Rogue One, Solo and others. The second she got at all antsy, she'd fire him and then reshoot the film without him Josstice League style.
Under Lucas? It didn't need saving, but he'd certainly have made it a franchise that appealed to a wider audience
Lucas already ruined SW with the prequels.
t. Kathleen
>If you don't like shit A that ruined SW, you like shit B that ruined SW again.
Nah, I'm pure, console warrior
o
>childlike, uncouth "innocence"
Bros...was Percival a moron?
no, just sheltered by his mother who didn't want him to be a knight because all his older brothers were killed in battle
Sofia Boutella's character, named Kora, is this time the King Arthur.
That period of time when Disney first bought Star Wars and was taking pitches from basically every big director who wanted to take a swing was comfy. I don't know how we ended up with the trash we did.
>cast full of browns and women
>somehow Cinemaphile is saying this isnt woke
>Cinemaphile
the weekly raid by 2-4 snydertards you mean
If I remember correctly, Snyder's pitch was seven samurai in space. In many ways that's what Rogue One ended up being and that was probably much better than whatever he would have made.
Rogue one was a snooze fest. I forgot that movie existed.
It was mediocre but not actively and aggressively bad like the sequels, so SW fans hold it up as "great" lol
>Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan’s] Batman Begins. ”Batman’s dark.” I’m like, okay, ”No, Batman’s cool.” He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.
He has the mentality of an edgy teenager. That is why he is so popular here
I think he's an alright director but he desperately needs someone to babysit him and reign him in because if not he's going to shoot himself in the foot repeatedly.
Actually sounded promising. New characters, R rated... Also make it sith focused and maybe Old Republic era, or at least far past OT era. And no rule of two bullshit.
I liked Sucker Punch and I don't care who knows it.
i would sucker punch ur bussy with my dick and you'd love it, gayet
i'm not a snydergay but
>it has no pre-existing characters so it's a bad idea
is fricking hilarious and shows how creatively bankrupt the current entertainment industry is
everything needs to have a memberberry or some canned nostalgia, genuine newness and creativity is too risky and thus has to be avoided
>genuine newness and creativity is too risky and thus has to be avoided
This is partially because there are morons like Snyder creating piles of 'creative and new' shit
why did this loser even get "sad" after his asiatic "daughter" died? there are literally billions of them, just get another
Woah, so cynical and edgy.
>R-rated Star Wars
David Lynch's Dune?
>Snyder's Star Wars
>overly long bloated movies
>miserable, pessimistic and nihilistic characters
>overuse of pointless slow motion
>homoerotic content
>obnoxious noisy soundtrack by Hans Zimmer
NOPE
>sith and jedi fighting
>strike each other's lightsabers
>shot changed to be far away
>the two blades form a cross
Kinoooooooooooo
I honestly love this man
There's a reason Zack Snyder said multiple times he pitched the movie originally as a Star Wars movie.
He wants those Star Wars people to talk about it
He's a genius at marketing.
We have no idea how many Star Wars disgruntled fanboys are going to become Rebel Moon stans.
>We have no idea how many Star Wars disgruntled fanboys are going to become Rebel Moon stans.
Doubt
Wouldn't they want good star wars?
This shit will have the usual loud minority of snydertards making threads left and right and that's all.
>He's a genius at marketing.
Also doubt, That was the only thing he said that didn't go against the (nonexistant) hype.
Do you think Luke ever...you know? It must've gotten awfully lonely alone there and that milk walrus thing sure looks friendly.
It is already getting a Lego set. WTF
Reminder that this happened.
Better than anything Snyder ever wrote or shot.
Haven's seen it to compare, but that would be the lowest bar ever.
Good morning sirs
>R rated
This guy really does not give a frick about what he's doing and has no respect for anyone but himself, he wants to work on big IPs but doesn't want to follow the rules established by the creators of said IP, like George Lucas always meant the Star Wars films to be enjoyed by everyone but especially little kids, he wanted these characters to impact children, Dave Filoni confirmed this too
Why did they get this guy to do DC movies?
He gave a proposal, they wanted to go in a different direction, both parties went their separate ways. What’s there to be mad about?
He considered doing an R rated Star Wars movies and that to me feels like he either doesn't get what he's doing or he simply does not give a frick about respecting the creators and the fans of the sandbox he's playing in
pic related was the only right way to go directed by Denis Villeneuve.
>directed by Denis Villeneuve.
It wouldn't look like your pic.
Controversial, but I think Mangold could have made this film with a decent scriptwriter.
Logan was overrated, but it did get the tone right. And I think tone, art direction and choreography are the 3 major components for a decent star wars film.
TV series already in works.
doesnt mean its greenlit
he tried doing the same thing with army of the dead because netflix is desperate for franchises so he threw in UFOs and stuff about time loops but then nobody really liked army of the dead so now the movie just has random easter eggs in it
The TV show for Army of the Dead, which will be animated, is already a reality. Netflix is just postponing it because Snyder asked them to.
Here's the cast for the TV show.
Basically Zack Snyder have so many projects with Netflix that they're having an issue with how to properly market all of them.
He's quite stuck in the Cinematic Universe mode most studios are rapidly abandoning
its free money. netflix is dumb as hell, they spent like half a billion for the rights to knives out. they spent 200m on the gray man, you think that was a passion project for gosling?
He's going to bleach Sofia's character, won't he?
difference here is that he knows what he's doing
Netflix wanted their own IP and cinematic universe when they were all the rage a few years ago, and offered Snyder vault loads of cash to make it so. I'm not sure if they would make that same decision today, but they are probably waiting to see how Part One does first before cancelling his entire gay clown show
total fricking cringe
another attempt to design a multi media super franchise from the get go
this literally never worked and is the most soulless shit imaginable
well anyway Star Wars is dead cuz it went woke.
I have never watched any star wars besides the original trilogy & prequel trilogy and I never will.
maybe 10 years from now if the best case scenario for the world happens we get to have AI boxes that can make any movie we want we could make what should've actually happened in the 80's - early 90's.
Andor was and will forever be the last time Star Wars was truly good and it's a shame not many people watched it
I just hope Disney doesn't frick with Season 2 and leaves it be
Snyder is unironically an idiot. As in very, very low IQ. You can’t watch his Vegas zombie movie and tell me otherwise.
snyder is king guys, there is no much to add
king of idiots lmao
Snyder will never recover from this. It’s over.
ahahaha you cool bro
🙁
executives are literally moronic for passing that up
if he could get all 1.6 billion indian to go watch it twice, he'd be golden
he should do a sam harris biopic
I probably would have loved it and it would have had a 50% critic score and 50% audience score. So basically, an inversion of The Last Jedi.
>“The Rebel Moon RPG is based on the Rebel Moon movie franchise, written and directed by Zack Snyder. The Player's Handbook is everything you need to play the game. The Gamemaster's Guide gives you the real truth about the Imperium and the Rebel cause”
This is too much.
This whole Rebel Moon shit is looking very AI generated, and not in a good way
This has heavy Bright vibes. Whatever happened to Bright, guys?
worst movie i’ve ever seen i reckon
By the way, the biggest issue for Disney wasn't Snyder wanting a R-rating, since he gave up on that. It was him not wanting to use any of the established characters.
Imagine a snydercut of the rogue one ending scene where they start fricking like bunnies with the extinction level explosion and on the horizon
What the frick is mooted?
When you moot plans, they are typically referred to as 'mooted'
christopher poole’d
>what is google?
Fricking esl shitposters
This movie is going to be so gay.
space spartans
Space Gladiator.
Staz Nair plays Tarak, a barbarian-inspired warrior with a royal history who now labors to pay off a life-debt and can bond with alien creatures as a sort of shaman.
The character is inspired on Conan and other Frank Frazetta-type characters.
It would honestly LOOK better than anything Star Wars in the last 20 years outside of what, Andor and the first seasons of Mando?
I'd be interested, Snyder is a moron but I tend to like his movies, he clearly knows what he wants to do visually
It would have been Kino.
No Lucas means no reason to copy his style. Snyder would have made the Sith look real evil. The fights with lightsabers would have been the best thing we have seen since the matrix.
Zack Snyder said that the character will never wear clothes or armor despite the crew travelling throughout the galaxy, because he needs to be bare-chested to properly bond with the nature around him. Without that bond he feels empty.