Would the microwave kill from Last House on the Left (2009) work in real life?

Would the microwave kill from Last House on the Left (2009) work in real life?

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, not with the door open. Microwaves have really long wavelengths.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the longest wavelength energy can have?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lowest wavelength in the Extremely Low Frequency range is 3Hz with a wavelength of 100,000km, and there are waves longer than that. Microwave ovens aren't nearly that long, they have a wavelength of something like 30cm if I remember correctly.

        I read somewhere that a microwave instantly kills you by shutting off your brain. Is that true?

        No, but it would cook your brain. Microwaves' main danger to humans is internal burns.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you at least deserve one reply because nobody else got that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got what?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you think something that is very long wave is called a "micro" wave?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ackshually they're called Microwaves not because they're tiny, but because they're smaller than the radio waves which were discovered first. The microwave frequency band can have waves between 1mm and 1 meter long.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              that doesn't discount the fact that they are short waves bro

              and they are classified as micro waves you're a smart guy think about how long very low frequency waves can be

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're bigger than light waves.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                light is an ether perturbation

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're large enough that your food doesn't heat evenly because the highs and lows are spaced too far apart, and even the semi-okay heating you get in a microwave oven is because of the rotating plate and waves bouncing around.

                light is an ether perturbation

                Oh it's a pseudoscience moron. Nevermind.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep hitting dem particles together i'm sure you'll find that unicorn

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                also dude i know how a microwave works here's some more pseudo science for you people are paid to dismantle the door of a microwave in an apartment and aim it in a certain direction at certain peoples bedrooms in neighbouring apartments and then leave it on for hours at night

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you may as call my dick Mr. Microwave then, cause it's got extra long wavelengths

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any actual way to make someone's head explode like that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shotgun

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        where are we going? answer his question first

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      C4

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they give the girl a background as swimmer in an attempt to explain why she doesn't drown
    >the rape is toned down a lot
    >the parents revenge part was greatly expanded
    That remake was shit. Spit on your Grave remake was better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spit on your Grave remake was better
      That's a quality remake and better than the original.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is so weird because the OG last house on the left DONT EVEN DARE TO MENTION THE FRICKING COPS is much better than spit on your grave.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to mention the cops in my previous post, as they're shit and drag down the movie. Cut them out and the pace and quality goes up. The original I Spit On Your Grave suffers from atrocious sound design. No excuse for that given it was release a few years AFTER Last House.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the rape detailed

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for making me think of that book

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a moron or does that look impressive for this year and all before? No cut to an obvious dummy facial expressions are convincing throughout.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and all before?
      Imagine being this much of a zoomie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's that from?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Necronomicon (1993)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, anon. Thought it was something to do with the Evil Dead for a moment, seemed a bit gruesome though.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen this but microwave ovens are designed so that the door is part of the circuit, they can't run when they're open

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you Black person-rigged the microwave, your head still wouldn't explode like that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eggs and potatoes do. Leave a head in there long enough and the brain would probably explode out of the ear, but they'd be dead well before then anyway.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your head is not a potato or an egg, shit works differently. The burns would kill you long before anything explodes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC they show him sticking something into the latch to make it think the door's closed

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, there isnt enough water in a human head to create enough vapor pressure to crack a skull, even skin is sturdy enough to keep everything in thats boiling
    you would only be bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose and throat and die in the process

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read somewhere that a microwave instantly kills you by shutting off your brain. Is that true?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fries brain like popcorn but less spectacular. But wouldn't explode. Still would kill you.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That effect is really well done! You can't even see the cut to the dummy head.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip Ross's Game Dungeon

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a youtube video where a guy turns his microwave into a laser beam or something, can't find it now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Styropyro's a literal madman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it was a low quality video with very few views

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *