Would they get along?

Would they get along?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill is autistic and can't make friends, so no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a nerd so yea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even nerds are sociable with people within their fandoms, Snyderman had no friends and not even a girlfriend in Lana Lang.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Snyder's movies only underperformed because they didn't have funny reddit jokes during a specific point in time. Now that people are sick of the Marvel formula, his work would have been lauded as masterpieces.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You overestimate how quippy the mcu was in 2013. only tony talked like an autist back then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong you bozo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go take your meds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only underperformed
      They earned more than 600 millions, only a very select group of Superman films can boast of doing this.
      Superman is widely unpopular, NOT flopping is already a grand victory

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive, very nice. Now let's see the numbers adjusted for inflation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just over a billon adjusted for Superman: The Movie.
          At the time it was the highest grossing movie by $ amount. The Dark Knight of it's day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They earned more than 600 millions
        Now look at the huge budget and how WB execs expected a billion because Nolan's name was attached. The same year an Iron Man sequel that not a lot of people liked made 1 billion.
        A Superman movie in the modern age of cape films should have gotten a billy easily. Guess who fricked it up?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an Iron Man sequel that not a lot of people liked
          General audiences adored it. The only people who didn't are all 2 of you Mandarin fans.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >General audiences adored it.
            It has a 79% critic score and 78% audience score on RT. That's around Thor 2 and Iron Man 2 levels.

            Why is it Snyder's fault that normies are midwts?

            Snyder is the midwit, he wants to make DBZ destruction porn movies with advertisements to Turkish Airlines and IHop but adds in some philosophical lines of dialogue to make it seem smarter than it really is.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >RT

              Opinion discarded

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you're baiting but it still warms my heart to see a good old-fashioned Snyder hate thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was talking about Marvel movies and audience reception.
                >Snydergays in charge of reading

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it Snyder's fault that normies are midwts?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Guess who fricked it up?
          Snyder, the writers, WB & maybe Nolan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing so refreshing as delusional Snydergay cope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now that people are sick of the Marvel formula, his work would have been lauded as masterpieces.

      Sure, all those critical re-evaluations of Snyder's work you see these days, it's everywhere.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Reeve was 4" taller than Cavill's (exaggerated) height.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idealist superman would probably no approve of pessimist superman

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was made by ChatGPT

    [Setting: The skies above Metropolis, with the two Supermen flying side by side]

    Superman (1978): [Smiling warmly] "You know, it's a real pleasure to meet you, my friend. I've heard so much about you and your heroic deeds."

    Superman (2013): [Slightly reserved] "Likewise. I've heard about you too, the legendary Superman from another time."

    Superman (1978): "You don't seem as excited as I thought you would be. Is something bothering you?"

    Superman (2013): [Sighs] "Well, I can't help but feel that my actions sometimes bring more harm than good. Every time I save people, it seems like there are consequences. The world is so different now, more complex, and I'm not sure if I'm making the right choices."

    Superman (1978): [Putting a reassuring hand on his shoulder] "I understand, my friend. I've faced my fair share of doubts and challenges too. But you have to believe that your presence and your actions make a difference. You inspire hope in people, just like I do."

    Superman (2013): [Doubtfully] "Hope? Sometimes it feels like hope is just a word, an ideal that's hard to hold onto."

    Superman (1978): "I used to think that too, but then I realized that hope is more than just a concept; it's a powerful force. It's what keeps people going, even in their darkest moments. And as a symbol of hope, we have a responsibility to keep that flame alive."

    Superman (2013): [Curious] "But how do you do it? How do you stay so optimistic in the face of all the challenges?"

    Superman (1978): [Grinning] "It's not always easy, but I remind myself that there is goodness in the world, that there are people worth saving. Even if it's just one life, it matters. And you have to remember that you're not alone. You have friends, allies, and even other versions of yourself, like me!"

    Superman (2013): [Chuckling] "I suppose you're right. I've just been so focused on the negative lately that I've forgotten to see the positive impact I've made."

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman (1978): "Exactly! You've saved countless lives, and the world is a better place because of you. But you have to trust yourself and believe in the choices you make. Doubts are natural, but they shouldn't define you. Embrace the hope that's within you."

    Superman (2013): [Feeling inspired] "Thank you, Superman. I needed to hear that. I'll try to be more optimistic and see the good in what I do."

    Superman (1978): "That's the spirit! Remember, even a small act of kindness can lead to great changes. And always look to the future with hope. Now, let's go save some lives and remind people that there's a Superman watching over them."

    Superman (2013): [Smiling] "Agreed! Together, we'll show the world the power of hope and heroism."

    [With a newfound sense of optimism, the two Supermen soar through the skies, ready to face whatever challenges await them, united in their mission to protect and inspire hope in the world.]

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Superman and Bizarro normally get along?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the characters
    Idk
    >the actors
    Yea probably

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The characters would get along.
      Well, depending on which Reeves' Superman we are talking about.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie theaters are extended gutters and the gutters are full of quips, and when the drains finally scab over, all the midwits will drown. The accumulated filth of all their whining and toxicity will foam up about their waists and all the Donnergays and optimists will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No'.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOS and BVS were so bad his daughter killed herself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Snyder haters so toxic?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snyder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder doesn't even use words

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without any genuine Snydergays left these threads are no fun anymore. Even the bait is weak.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WB should have soldiered on after Green Lantern. Ryan Reynolds Hal just exists offscreen, bring back that Waller

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