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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she says she loves me and cares about me I know that makes me a gay but I have literally nothing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That actually makes you a regular person with feelings

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the new season?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would, but the way she revealed herself was stupid, she should have done it waayy slower

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I want to know is that when Thom was fricking Grace, was he fricking the spussy irl? He looked like the coomer when in reality so it wouldn't surprise me if he was getting his balls drained hourly over months on end.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk man, I would not trust her saying she loves me because I'm sure she said the same shit to other members of the crew, she's just an attention seeking prostitute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other two died due to plastering emojis all over their tanks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been a while since I read it, but weren't they decorative angels and shit? I remember interpreting it at the time as vaguely anti-religious.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes unironcally, I would love to have fun with her real form too, we would spend years knowing each other, like a romantic sitcom in space
    The main character was a fricking homosexual

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is LDR good? I've heard it's pozzed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch it. Why are you so scared?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pic related.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what did jontron do exactly that so many hate him now?
          Everywhere they talk about him as if he raped kids or something.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was anti immigration and pro white in a debate or something back in 2015 or 16 and he triggered a lot of shabbos goys.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's ironic considering he is persian.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                True but that probably means he knows what they are like

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was literally quoting crime statistics while debating Destiny and of course that small homosexual started accusing him of racism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some pozzed epizodes, some actually very good, but most in S1. Last season was thoroughly pathetic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thoroughly
        Are you nuts? It had the only decent portrayal ever of Cthulhu, Bad Traveling was good, we finally had a funny one without a bunch of garbage social messages with Night of the Mini Dead, and Jibaro had some gorgeous visuals.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'd take eldritch alien waifu over most things at this point. She seemed to actually care.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've read the short story it's based on. The creature did genuinely care, but knew that reality would terrify the protag and so kept up the dream.

      Due to a navigational glitch with their warp system, a statistically insignificant fraction of ships going through the alien gate technology end up at the end of the line with no way back: so the alien woman, who likewise is stranded there, takes it upon her/itself to comfort those who are stranded.

      He had been in cryostasis for the jump, but his two shipmates had artistic angels painted onto their cryosleep beds, and this jammed the air filter and they died as a result of it over 100s/1000s of years (I can't remember exactly).

      While the alien spider thing is absolutely terrifying, it was just a legit altruistic creature who legitimately cared about the dude.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we look as disgusting to it as it looks to us?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're the only one who probably look
      looks disgusting to it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope harder, spacespider

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing to cope about. Just accept you're so ugly that not even an ugly hideous space monster would frick you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You arent getting this BBC, so stop crying already.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hello chang you just couldn't help yourself could you. You have a compulsion and need to seek help.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Suck my black balls.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the metal covered siren waifu in the Jibaro episode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine your dick getting cut up and she bounces on you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        israeli briss robot

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movue is this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What movie is this?

      Love Death + Robots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond the Aquila Rift
      From LDR

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the other crew member they woke up actually her?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, both crew members died in their cryopods because of art stenciling they had done to their beds against regulations. The air filter clogged and they died as a result.

      Our main character is the only survivor from his crew, and he's been in cryo for a very long time at the start of the story.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why simulate the female crew member having a mental breakdown and screaming something was wrong?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is actually Thom's own subconscious telling him that the illusion he is experiencing is not real. Remember that he is going through many many cycles where he continually rejects and wakes up from the simulation.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just kindly ask if it can gently stroke your dick with its pincers, if it can do that and swallow my loads and maybe have a hole i can frick and creampie, then sure

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't date israeli girls sorry

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    next season when?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    at first probably not
    but id eventually get used to it and since my standards aren't high...

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    at this point i frick a wall i'm so desperate.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, I'll die miserably anyway, frick it

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't want to go

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cuddle with Greta sweetly and watch kinos with her

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok so what was her goal ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      make his last moments enjoyable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what for ?
        did she plan to eat him ?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing in the story to indicate she had any malicious intent. The story shows that she seems to be benevolent with no ulterior motives and her sole goal just being his preservation and comfort.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meatbag doomed to wither and rot
    nah

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this one of the monsters in the live action Guyver movies?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he freak out?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no feet in sight

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick yea i would
    >extra limbs for leverage and new positions

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