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Would you do a cavegirl?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too fat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

      death by snu snu

      spbp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      had you seen all the porn of sada?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      death by snu snu

      Spwp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      death by snu snu

      Based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come out to your parents not us, Seamus

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    death by snu snu

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    only this kind
    not the "made ugly on purpose because haha those skulls we dug up look funny, let's define them as another species instead of accepting racial features vary" kind

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I understand (and I'm definitely no expert) the topic is still widely contested in anthropology, because a) neanderthals were discovered at a time when there was a different definition of what a species was, and b) speciation is a lot fuzzier than people think e.g. dogs and wolves are different species, but according to some definitions they're not

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I understand (and I'm definitely no expert) the topic is still widely contested in anthropology, because a) neanderthals were discovered at a time when there was a different definition of what a species was, and b) speciation is a lot fuzzier than people think e.g. dogs and wolves are different species, but according to some definitions they're not

      Nah neanderthals are understood to be a different species, the only contesting of this came from the civil rights era where they attempted to make h. neanderthalensis a subspecies of us to make the differences between races seem negligible.
      There are funamental differences between them and us as the fetal level, they are clearly not just us. Not saying they're monsters, but they're pretty clearly not average joes either.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I think native aboriginals in Australia are probably the closest things to a living ancestor/missing link we have.
        >Primary hunting method was setting brush on fire to kill/partly cook lizards, then roast them directly on coals until finished cooking
        >Could use fire but couldn't make it, you had to get lucky with a wildfire, steal it from someone else, or carry it with you in a crude fire pot Quest for Fire style

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even they're imperfect since there's evidence they actually lost certain behaviors due to disuse. Even neanderthals weren't as barebones as they were.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well Australian abbos (and similar people living to the north, like Papau New Guinea) do have notable amounts of Denisovian (another archaic hominid) DNA, like 4 to 5 percent, along with a small amount of neanderthal DNA. SE Asians have a small amount of Deniso ian dna, and it is not found elsewhere.

          Pretty much everyone outside of subsaharan Africa has a few percent neanderthal DNA. Interestingly, while most neanderthal remains are from Europe & the middle East, East Asians & Native Americans actually have slightly higher amounts of neanderthal dna than Euros or West Asians.

          And DNA testing of subsaharan Africans has shown that they have had more than one intermixing event with currently unknown hominids, but until we find some remains we won't know what exactly their ancestors were fricking.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Could use fire but couldn't make it
          Okay, now I know you're full of shit

          https://www.jstor.org/stable/658241

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... the frick are you talking about? The introgression from interbreeding alone makes it impossible to sort neanderthals from us. Have you even read Svante Pääbo?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Introgression has occurred, yes. However, these instances of interbreeding do not somehow magically negate the several hundred thousand years' worth of genetic drift. By your definition there's no qualitative difference between polar bears and grizzlies since the two can interbreed when environmental barriers are removed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, there you have it. Decades of research don't mean shit, because some c**t on Cinemaphile said so.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh look at that, a graphic from a paper that isn't even two years old. Hm, wonder why neanderthals aren't clustering right there with modern people...oh well, totally still indistinguishable from one another.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, sure, I'm not too picky

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I wouldn't do to them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks homosexual sapiens

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOULD I!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but only Amber.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but i'd do thr tree girl.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That bit where she sniffs and pokes Eep makes me diamonds

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    duh

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why I want to frick Aloy

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that actual question is would you be able to prevent a cave girl from having her way with you if she so desired?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good enough for my ancestors.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put my unga into her bunga if you know what I mean

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Totally. Eep was the best part

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God yes.

    I need to draw Eep and Ugga.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant wait to see it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name?

        Maybe in the drawthreads. I have my hands full.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, just Eep, tho

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God imagine the bush. A burning jungle between her legs, as dense and untamed as forest fire.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She smells terrible, bro.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can take a bath. Even orangutans understand benefits of using soap.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unf yes!

    Imagine the smell.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would MARRY the absolute SHIT out of Hope Betterman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would she top or bottom Eep?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She'd most likely get crushed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which would be hot I must add.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wait until you find out about this place called australia, OP

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    need cavewoman girlfriend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this mean cave girl I need her to bully me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        who is this?

        Proto Dawn.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My 23 and Me said I have much less than average amounts of Neanderthal genetics. And I want to correct that mistake.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go marry a nice ultra orthodox israeli girl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'd have to convert to Catholicism. If she is willing to, then sure. I'll even follow israeli law in addition.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mary aka innana worship is idolatry anon

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t find the urge to be attracted to women anymore. When I see an attractive woman it just makes me super angry because I’ve never been with one. I want to destroy what I cannot have

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get help.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all day every day

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That series about the scientist time traveling so he can bang proto humans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      caveman hookers

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she any good at that time honored classic of cavewoman athletics, the submission catfight?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute... thought of something...
    Has no one done a crossover with Chris Sanders Eep and cavegirl Lilo?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAVE WOMEN RULE

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    needs armpit hair

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs body hair.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    muh pure genes
    is she from hyperboria?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They haven't taken off their clothes in years.
    >The smell

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