Would you accept the powers of Shallow Hall even if it meant the world would judge you?

Would you accept the powers of Shallow Hall even if it meant the world would judge you?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world thinks men can be women so I'm not all that concerned about what they think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro must have missed the pro trans character (mtf) in the movie, kekek.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would trannies have the correct parts now?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, it literally shows that in the movie. the "true" inner version of the character is played by a real woman, implying that trans women are real women, attractive ones too, this movie is unironically pro trans.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What happens if I grab a feminine penis without knowing what a real vegana feels like for my brain to be fooled?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              considering the protag makes physical contact with the chick while she appears skinny to him, he can touch her just like normal without feeling any of the fat, so yeah you'd be feeling a vegana despite it really being a wiener, isnt that hot?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm definitely taking the powers then. Later virgins.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he just... noclips through all the layers of lard? Then I guess a handful of meat-and-potatoes would be nothing compared.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's in a delusion, material reality is unchanged

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So he just... noclips through all the layers of lard? Then I guess a handful of meat-and-potatoes would be nothing compared.

                Well the movie tries it's best to show them keeping quite a distance between them when they are kissing to make room for the fat. It's not like he has the power to pick her up and stuff

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. Look how happy pierce brosnan is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am aware of the architect memes but when you truly love somebody, them getting a little fat doesn't matter that much. He's a smart guy and literally told his wife cosmetic surgery should not be considered, and I think we all can agree on that.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Johnny Sack possess his power?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jack black ate her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Jack Black, did you mean Jack Cohen?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat is a moral choice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *oral

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really since the only reason i'd be with a woman is to have kids and my half of the gene pool is already fricked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      since when does being fat have to do with that getting passed down in genes? thats not how it works dummy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, being fat is entirely genetic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no partly it is.
          Some people have both skinny parents who had skinny grandparents and still become fat due to life choices.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the movie the appearance of a person reflected his or her personality
    if she was a bad person she was ugly and if she was a good person she was attractive

    in real life fat ugly girls tend to have ugly personalities

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all girls have ugly personalities tbqh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be hideous as well as insufferable if they're all awful to you. How have you not met any good women? Are you an orphan too? You don't even have a decent mother? LOL, you pathetic incel.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mothers are only good/needed for the first 10 years of your life, once past that, just keep your father in your life and toss that b***h aside, no need to overcomplicate it any more.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just outed yourself as from a broken home. My parents are still together because they decided to keep each other and all of us in their lives. None of us would ever call mom a b***h or toss her aside. Damn. Your life has sucked. Sorry.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay dramatic anon, calm your breasts, a person's home life isnt inherently broken just because their parents divorced. my mother put my dad through hell with child support and such, she is deserving of the title of being a b***h. Give it a few more years and your mother will turn into a raging ungrateful c**t soon too, have fun buddy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a person's home life isnt inherently broken just because their parents divorced.
                What fresh bait is this?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this the future anyway? VR and fake online girlfriends? you're in your own little world with the perfect woman. i think anyone would take that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can’t make any physical contact in VR though,

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because the way it's portrayed in the movie is fricking moronic.
    It's supposed to show the inner beauty of someone. If the person is nice and kind and good then they look good to you, but that's not how it works. Normal looking people still look normal, only the ugly women become hot. Some of the uglies he saw didn't have a good personality at all, you're just applying a filter on all ugly people.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You won't have to wait long now until Americans start finding fatties attractive. They already make up 60% of the population and the law of averages tells us it will soon be deemed normal/attractive. Not me though. Burn that country down I say.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come here and do it then.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't tempt me

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people tend to be terrible people outside and in so sure i'd take the "power"

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. I would love those powers. It also should be known that it is impossible for a fatty to be a good person. They take up an obscene amount of resources. They damage their body and hurt anyone who would be moronic enough to marry them. They will, on average, die decades before their fit spouse. If a person was good, they would try to live in a such a way as to maximize the amount of time they would spend with their spouse.

    It's also comical that Jack Black is supposed to be too skinny for fat Gwyeneth. They're both obese. They deserve each other.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I change what the power show me?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie wouldn't work today because fat women all have inflated egos because of the fat acceptance culture and bbw fetish people.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You still wouldn't shoot your shot because the ugly ones look hot now. You wouldn't get the ones you perceive as ugly because they would reject you.

    Lose lose situation beyond a comedy movie script.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take the powerto make the inner beauty show on the outside
    >Now every single women on earth is ugly
    Why would you do that

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I apply it to every man except myself?
    It would be funny to see the roasties fricking seethe

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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