Would you be able to take it?
Just standing there listening to pseuds insult your favorite films for 30 minutes?
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Would you be able to take it? Just standing there listening to pseuds insult your favorite films for 30 minutes?
Mystery Men isn’t perfect. But what is? So yes.
I remember being told by a friend of my sister to watch Guardians of the Galaxy and the next time I saw her I told her it was boring and not very funny and she almost cried. I swear this shit is a religion to these people.
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>DANCE OFF YOU AND ME BRO!
Sorry, not all of us at 12 years old.
She cried because she realized how much of a dickhead you are.
kinda based
yes, because only my opinion matters
My favorite film has many issues. There's a big difference between my favorite movie and what can objectively called a good movie.
I hate listening to academics but I don't think there's much they could say against my favorite film and even less I'd care about. I think the listening part is by far worse than the "tearing apart" part to be honest.
>I swear this shit is a religion to these people
It is.
Now imagine telling them about an actual religion and how doing anal sex is a yucky affair.
I do it every day when i visit Cinemaphile
>30 minutes is a long time
zoomers
Funny, you have actually kino comicbook adaptations, yet out of all of them they choose the most basic marvel shit.
Pathetic.
PLEASE tell me she takes white boy applications
Ebony cupcakes like white boys, anon.
The internet has told me so.
What is a film class?
Top lel
>meanwhile there is a fricking thesis on man of steel
Spider-Man 2?
No way they could tear apart What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. It’s too comfy.
comfy is just a codeword for boring
It isn’t boring either though. I really thought that guy was gonna try to kill Gilbert for fricking his wife. Plus you have DiCaprio going full moron to entertain you the whole time.
People shit on Blade Runner all the time for being boring and I don't give a frick
That movie is the equivalent of going on a walk at 2 AM when it's lightly raining
trust me those film school autists are going to be writing shit that's worse or be flipping burgers. I don't even like Marvel but I'm right.
>paying for film class
You get what you deserve.
Only brainlets insult Jackie Chan's filmography and if they're true pseuds I can just claim they're being cultural imperialists and shut them down.
While art film soi gays are discussing shit tier black and white or foreign films, Chad jocks are going to the theaters watching capeshit and fricking their girls.
Chads are fricking their wifes, not their girlfriends. Hope you don't frick your girlfriend and hope you don't use contraception, anon. Chad sure doesn't.
Do Americans really?
My liberal arts film teacher showed and praised Amelie, Starship Troopers, and David Lynch's Dune. Now that I think about it, he didn't disparage any movie, ever. Kino.
I'd call superhuman movies embarrassing and casually remark that I've seen "some fantasy ones", meaning Harry Potter and LotR, that will make them seethe. There really is no difference between a Marvel wizard and Gandalf, except that the latter only knows like level 0 spells
Wrong. Midwit take. Log off and break a couple of your fingers or something.
>waaah my fantasy children's book wizard is totally different from comic book wizards waaaah
Yeah. If you don't get the difference it's because you never grew up and remain frozen in your 15 year old edgy boy phase. Read a book, homie. You are probly dumb af.
>I'm a grown ass man here let me tell you why this fantasy wizard is much cooler than the other fantasy wizard oh wait I have zero arguments for that
My sister is really stupid. I love her but she is really, really stupid. She will ask me about movies but if a movie is anything other than a dumb romantic comedy she thinks it's too depressing or weird. And I'm not talking about some fricking El Topo shit I mean she can't watch Gladiator because the main character dies and he has to fight people for a living. Or she can't watch Mad Max because they talk funny and she doesn't understand how there can be gangs that drive around. I wish I was kidding.
In terms of context I would never consider Marvel Films to be "artistic" films. There really isnt that much depth to them. All emotional tugging is surface level at best. I don't think that's what they were made for. I still enjoy them regardless.
I feel like it's plucking at low hanging fruit for a film class to be deconstructing Cape-Shit.
It's true. Most of those film school hipsters have shit taste too anyway. Half of them haven't even seen the movies they suck off.