>Jealous
I'm presuming you mean envious?
Or are you implying foreigners are concerned the US is going to take something that is theirs?
Actually, you're correct. The second statement is clearly the case.
That's what the United stater doesn't understand. We arebt jealous we just want them to all die and their judeo-american reality to fall into nothingness
That's what the United stater doesn't understand. We arebt jealous we just want them to all die and their judeo-american reality to fall into nothingness
Well you can wish in one hand and shit in the other…
I love cucking girl's boyfriends. Legit get these girls to fall in love with me and when I break it off, I call them "cheaters" (how could I ever trust you)
Wasn't his wife richer than him? Plus he signed a $375 million dollar ten year deal with the NFL to be an ambassador or something. Either way 25 million to him is like $5000 to me and no I wouldn't be humiliated on TV for that.
>What the frick
Yes, Tom Brady is likely gay.
There was actually some pic or video vlip from a major news service years ago, that had Tom with a giant rainbow in the background.
It seemed like a discrete “outing” of the fact that Tom was gay.
Only childless, immature mentally stunted man-babies on this board who live with their mothers and watch CP would snicker at a image of a father loving his son (BECAUSE GAY, RIGHT? HAHAHA! SO FUNNY AND CLEVER XDD)
>Son, I have to say, that bathing suit looks great on you. Why don't you come sit on my dick while I kiss your neck?
Anon, do you have anything to share with us?
You will never find a good one with that outlook. Would you ever be with a woman who painted all men with the same brush? It’s pretty common for both men and women who are worth millions and are celebrities to cheat on each other. You act like this is the typical woman. It’s not.
She already bagged a mate proving her worth, had kids with him, ensured her riches forever upon divorce rape, leaving only her vegana tingles as a life motivation. Coulda been the pool boy it really doesn’t matter.
>no better recipe for shitty kids than divorced parents
You need to go outside more if you think it’s always best for the kids if the parents stay together.
Back in my day there were certain things you would not be shit on about because everyone had at least a tiny sense oh honour and dignity.
This is just another example f a decade society.
>Why did his wife do jiu jutsu?
That, certain yoga, and dancing are the only things a cheating wife can do that justify her getting sweaty and intimately touching other men. ie. she's a prostitute.
>humiliated
More like >Be big enough of a man to let myself be recorded live while comedians in the room say what everyone at home is thinking about me and making fun of me to my face for it
That's dangerously based and the reason we don't get roasts that often is because there aren't many people brave enough to sit and 3 hours and hear every frick up, mistake, and regret getting thrown in your face for you to confront while millions of eye balls watch you
I’d strangle you for 1 million OP. Having people talk for an hour and making 25 mil is no contest. It’s one of those “could you spend 6 months in isolation for 100mil” moron/engagement bait questions.
People degrade themselves for pennies. At this scale there’s little people would say no to.
>make fun of you, your ex wife, your kids, your career, your teammates >hahaha >make fun the zionist owner of the team being a sex pest rub and tug pervert >jump up to threaten the comedian
ozempic face?
nah hes big into weird diets and exercises. hes the best there ever was at his sport so it worked for him or at least didnt hurt him
Maybe a guy who was the best athlete in the world at 44 yo has good genes?
>Best athlete in the world
Frick off you dumb mutt, no one cares or watches your 11 minute sport.
All Americans are prostitutes who would do anything for money. Money is the fourth god of Americans, after _____s, ___s, and women (prostitutes).
>Jealous
I'm presuming you mean envious?
Or are you implying foreigners are concerned the US is going to take something that is theirs?
Actually, you're correct. The second statement is clearly the case.
That's what the United stater doesn't understand. We arebt jealous we just want them to all die and their judeo-american reality to fall into nothingness
It must be humiliating to do nothing but seethe about us all day long.
Jealous and envious are synonymous moron.
Well you can wish in one hand and shit in the other…
stupid shitskin. MONEY is always #1. MONEY IS THE GOLDEN CALF. MONEY brings the rest. you wouldnt know, being poor.
i thought she was a brazilian monkey
true words from the wisest tv dad.
>i thought she was a brazilian monkey
mutts can't accept that even brazil has people more white than them
go back to begging on wow for gold favela monke.
Honestly, trannies should be up there as well, possibly third place.
preach brother
Money *is* the God and Icon of Americans, thanks to satanic Calvinism
But we use our extra money to give you computers you fricking ingrates.
If my wife cheated on me, I would kill her.
So yes, I would accept 25 million dollars.
Shit I'm humiliated for less than that.
I know that feel bro
lol, he got paid more than the people who actually did roasting. Based Brady
he looks like theo von in one of those "wacky character becomes handsome" episodes.
and Yeah i will
I love cucking girl's boyfriends. Legit get these girls to fall in love with me and when I break it off, I call them "cheaters" (how could I ever trust you)
Is he the chosen one?
Doesn't he already have hundreds of millions of dollars? Why does he need another 25 million?
He lost money in FTX, plus he got divorced
Wasn't his wife richer than him? Plus he signed a $375 million dollar ten year deal with the NFL to be an ambassador or something. Either way 25 million to him is like $5000 to me and no I wouldn't be humiliated on TV for that.
there's a whole market us regular type folks dont even know exists with price tags to match those who can afford those things greatly inflated egos.
and that mentality is why your life sucks and you get humiliated daily...for free.
Now there's a projection if I ever saw one.
That was $25 million for one night where he sat down for a few hours while people made fun of him. Only a moron would turn that down
he was getting humiliated for free already
If the humiliation was just people insulting me, yes.
Verbal humiliation is nothing, I’d accept it for 500,000
>tom brady
Can't blame the guy tbh ne fampai
What the frick
>What the frick
Yes, Tom Brady is likely gay.
There was actually some pic or video vlip from a major news service years ago, that had Tom with a giant rainbow in the background.
It seemed like a discrete “outing” of the fact that Tom was gay.
the frick?
If they do this in public, what do they do in the privacy of their homes?
If Tom Brady ends up with Elizabeth Hurley, their kid is going to be their damn unicorn
she's like 60 you moron
Only childless, immature mentally stunted man-babies on this board who live with their mothers and watch CP would snicker at a image of a father loving his son (BECAUSE GAY, RIGHT? HAHAHA! SO FUNNY AND CLEVER XDD)
>Son, I have to say, that bathing suit looks great on you. Why don't you come sit on my dick while I kiss your neck?
Anon, do you have anything to share with us?
show me where your daddy touched you, anon
I wish I was Tom's son..
same, then i'd divorce him and take half
>that toenail.
>no jokes about kissing his son
Soft
i'm humiliated by the hour 40+ hours a week
literally me
The humiliation already happened, might as well get the $25 mil.
*mogs a billionaire football player*
I will never understand women
>"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other."
>A. Bundy
Well, if the woman is rich and can frick anyone in the world she wants, it is a safe bet to assume big wiener and stamina.
poor women can frick anyone in the world she wants
The heart wants what it wants!
no one does anon. its why I try to be very careful who I pick for a permanent partner because they can flip on a hat
You will never find a good one with that outlook. Would you ever be with a woman who painted all men with the same brush? It’s pretty common for both men and women who are worth millions and are celebrities to cheat on each other. You act like this is the typical woman. It’s not.
She already bagged a mate proving her worth, had kids with him, ensured her riches forever upon divorce rape, leaving only her vegana tingles as a life motivation. Coulda been the pool boy it really doesn’t matter.
She likely had more money than Tom at the time she was cheating on him
Tom for sure has more now unless he has to split that Fox money with her
There was no divorce rape because Giselle was the richer of the two so it would have been her paying, not Tom
left tom brady for a literal brazilian monkey
JRE BROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
And Tom upgraded to a younger super model. Win for him I'd say. Feel sorry for the kids though, no better recipe for shitty kids than divorced parents
>no better recipe for shitty kids than divorced parents
You need to go outside more if you think it’s always best for the kids if the parents stay together.
You need to go out more If you think kids raised by divorced parents aren't almost always fricked up adults
Statistically two parents is many times better for kids than single parents, by any metric.
he's not a billionaire
Probably close by now
That 375 million from Fox to be an announcer probably helped
it's over
even Chad Thunderwiener jobs to the blue collar sigma
rumor has it she cheated with all 4 jiujitsu instructors
IN A ROW???
>get paid 25 million bucks to let the world know your wife is a cheating prostitute
Damn, what kind of crazy person would take that deal?
>to let the world know your wife is a cheating prostitute
they've known since they got divorced
First i've heard of it because i don't give a shit about football or celebrity drama
lol the Valentes suck at bjj
and brady's ex wife sucked off valente
Yes. Literally every problem in my life stems from a lack of wealth.
>would you be humiliated for 25 million?
I already do it for free.
A will smith roast would be great, too bad he’s a cuck that stills stuck with Jada
Now I feel kinda bad knowing this peak humiliation kino will never happen.
hosted by Chris Rock
He would probably kill himself after or even on stage.
He would only allow it if he gets to slap every comedian
As I am right now, yes I would. But if I already had millions of dollars, then no. Once you are a multimillionaire you really should be set for life.
humiliation ritual
If it was a secret, maybe not, but everyone already knew about the story.
It wasnt a humiliation already. If anything he looked based.
I get humiliated everyday but 25 million really isn't that much to sell you're self respect
Back in my day there were certain things you would not be shit on about because everyone had at least a tiny sense oh honour and dignity.
This is just another example f a decade society.
>Back in my day
Roasts have been going on for quite awhile. How old are you?
shut up you stupid frick
Honestly just frick off back to your record collection.
I stopped watching Mr Robot when one of the first scenes of the show straight up said he was as bad as Bill Cosby and Lance Armstrong.
He cheated on his wife with men first though.
Humiliation ritual
Did anyone at the roast bring up the son thing or was that an off limits topic?
Are these "roasted show" reserved for goy people only?
Why did his wife do jiu jutsu?
>Why did his wife do jiu jutsu?
That, certain yoga, and dancing are the only things a cheating wife can do that justify her getting sweaty and intimately touching other men. ie. she's a prostitute.
My father only takes one shower a week and I would never let him touch me, let alone kiss me.
>I'm going to date a women who sell her looks, what could go wrong, right? haha
Is the NFL really fake? serious question
>humiliated
More like
>Be big enough of a man to let myself be recorded live while comedians in the room say what everyone at home is thinking about me and making fun of me to my face for it
That's dangerously based and the reason we don't get roasts that often is because there aren't many people brave enough to sit and 3 hours and hear every frick up, mistake, and regret getting thrown in your face for you to confront while millions of eye balls watch you
I’d strangle you for 1 million OP. Having people talk for an hour and making 25 mil is no contest. It’s one of those “could you spend 6 months in isolation for 100mil” moron/engagement bait questions.
People degrade themselves for pennies. At this scale there’s little people would say no to.
25M is 25M, it’s a large amount to everyone including billionaires
Me? Yes because 25 million dollars is life changing money.
Him? That's moronic since he's already filthy rich.
His WITCH wife cheated. Literally bragging about her being a witch. He's moronic he brought it on himself
Brady gonna get Mark Davis to sign over the Raiders in his will. Just watch
So his wife was exposed as a b***h?
>make fun of you, your ex wife, your kids, your career, your teammates
>hahaha
>make fun the zionist owner of the team being a sex pest rub and tug pervert
>jump up to threaten the comedian
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
he knows where the money is
Yeah, I live frugally so that will literally last me a lifetime and I could give my mom a lot of peace too.
>Brady acting as if he didn't sleep with 10/10 cheerleaders every time he played an away game
His wife wasn't paying the cheerleaders to come over the house to give Tom cheer lessons.
What losing all of your fortune in a crypto scam does to a MF
people that can't be truly self-deprecating for humor and laugh about it are egotard pussies
Holly, 25 bucks? Hell yeah, dude!