what are you doing here then? everyone on this site is going to hell, not because of some grand act of evil, but the small, everyday acts that push us further from God
>You could go to India and China and save the planet. There's more than enough people there
What would be the side effects of Indian and Chinese blood?
Tom Crusie and Brad Pitt in this made ladies coom left and right. They even developed a e-girlta complex in being trapped in a young girls body while these guys governed their lives.
Depends on the exact mechanisms. What happens to me if/when I get destroyed? No more immortal soul? Do vampires even have souls anymore? Are they still the original person (or just pretending to be).
Honestly why was Christian Slater ever pushed so hard? Homie is a mediocre actor and looks like a reptile, and I've never heard a single person say they liked him, yet Hollywood tried to make him THE guy for like a decade!
Yes, and additionally Anne Rice vampires seem to have it better than many other fictional vampire worlds. Biggest downside is never being able to change your hairstyle.
let me be a vampire from the diaries and give me a ring, yeah it sounds like a fun time for a few hundred years but anything after 300 i'd imagine you really start to psychologically detach from humanity. all the gaining friends and losing them etc.
Nope, only interested in Heaven
sure
i can just kill myself once im bored but that wouldnt happen for at least a million years
>wants to spend eternity in church
lamooa
Christgays are all coping losers, most of you hypocrites will lend up in hell anyway
My savior paid the price for my sins and yours too, all you have to do is call on him unironicly.
Duly noted, hypocrite.
I'm sorry but you chose to follow the wrong religion, better luck next time.
what are you doing here then? everyone on this site is going to hell, not because of some grand act of evil, but the small, everyday acts that push us further from God
>jerking off is… LE BIGGEST SIN! and everyone here is le going to hell for it!
seriously?
>implying that even lurking on this site won't make you cynical godless scumbag
atleast i know what i am
Satangays seething rn
yup. only reason the Vamps kept whining and b***hing in the books was because a woman wrote it.
Heaven is here on Earth, and if you are sitting around waiting for something better later, you are going to get left out
I'd be able to do a lot of good, so probably.
Nope. I would be stuck in this cage of flesh forever. Frick that!
Depends on the rules. If I can get by on animal blood, then sure. Not if I have to kill people, though.
I think eventually you stop caring, after 500 years you simply don't give a frick anymore.
>You could go to India and China and save the planet. There's more than enough people there
What would be the side effects of Indian and Chinese blood?
too much msg and curry, indigestion
easy enough to solve if you visit only the fishing villages
then you get the good omega 3 blood
Maybe.
If I have mind control powers and my wiener works then sure.
I'm not interested in living forever if I can't ever eat actual food.
Yes, dont care about anything else. Just vamp my shit up homie
>no garlic bread
no fricking way.
totally, hopefully israeli blood isnt toxic
No, I am a soldier of Christ. Christ is King.
king of the israelites
>would you be interested in living a egotistical existence?
Nope.
I think after some time you would be desperate to leave
This movie mirrors real life that Pitt was not successfully recruited into Scientology.
Do I have to do gay shit like follow rules and join a coven or some shit? I'd take the powers, but I hate that Anne Rice/Twilight shit.
No, your life your rules.
>living forever
hell no!!
Tom Crusie and Brad Pitt in this made ladies coom left and right. They even developed a e-girlta complex in being trapped in a young girls body while these guys governed their lives.
Depends on the exact mechanisms. What happens to me if/when I get destroyed? No more immortal soul? Do vampires even have souls anymore? Are they still the original person (or just pretending to be).
I don't want to live forever, especially not if I can't go out during the day and have to kill people
So you could get approved on a 500 year mortgage?
Honestly why was Christian Slater ever pushed so hard? Homie is a mediocre actor and looks like a reptile, and I've never heard a single person say they liked him, yet Hollywood tried to make him THE guy for like a decade!
Good depiction of those nerd girls
Maybe as a sexy vampire
Yes, and additionally Anne Rice vampires seem to have it better than many other fictional vampire worlds. Biggest downside is never being able to change your hairstyle.
Sadly I am too ugly to be embraced by Anne Rice vampires. It's like a sin to them or something.
Nosferatu bros, come for me
>get embraced by the Nosferatu
>your looks improve
no I want to go to Heaven, this place fricking sucks
yes
frick people
id see trends come and go, like gfs, just travel the world, and hoard moneys
plus id look good 24/7
what a life that would be
Only if my prostate works 100%. Otherwise you can frick off to vampireville.
Nah, if my prostate doesn't work, I hope drugs still work (weed, stims, psychedelics)
now THAT would be a deal breaker
I don't think you can have sex anymore do you?
(not like i have sex now anyways)
absolutely. its been one of my fantasies since i was a kid, i knew living forever would be baller.
I kinda like the sunshine but I’m also a bit of a night owl so i guess but as long as I get to do cool Castlevania Shit
let me be a vampire from the diaries and give me a ring, yeah it sounds like a fun time for a few hundred years but anything after 300 i'd imagine you really start to psychologically detach from humanity. all the gaining friends and losing them etc.