Would you be interested in living forever as a vampire?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, only interested in Heaven

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure
      i can just kill myself once im bored but that wouldnt happen for at least a million years

      >wants to spend eternity in church
      lamooa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christgays are all coping losers, most of you hypocrites will lend up in hell anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My savior paid the price for my sins and yours too, all you have to do is call on him unironicly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duly noted, hypocrite.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry but you chose to follow the wrong religion, better luck next time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you doing here then? everyone on this site is going to hell, not because of some grand act of evil, but the small, everyday acts that push us further from God

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jerking off is… LE BIGGEST SIN! and everyone here is le going to hell for it!
        seriously?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying that even lurking on this site won't make you cynical godless scumbag
          atleast i know what i am

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satangays seething rn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup. only reason the Vamps kept whining and b***hing in the books was because a woman wrote it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven is here on Earth, and if you are sitting around waiting for something better later, you are going to get left out

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be able to do a lot of good, so probably.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I would be stuck in this cage of flesh forever. Frick that!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the rules. If I can get by on animal blood, then sure. Not if I have to kill people, though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think eventually you stop caring, after 500 years you simply don't give a frick anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You could go to India and China and save the planet. There's more than enough people there
      What would be the side effects of Indian and Chinese blood?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        too much msg and curry, indigestion

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          easy enough to solve if you visit only the fishing villages
          then you get the good omega 3 blood

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I have mind control powers and my wiener works then sure.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not interested in living forever if I can't ever eat actual food.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, dont care about anything else. Just vamp my shit up homie

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no garlic bread
    no fricking way.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    totally, hopefully israeli blood isnt toxic

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I am a soldier of Christ. Christ is King.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      king of the israelites

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would you be interested in living a egotistical existence?
    Nope.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think after some time you would be desperate to leave

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie mirrors real life that Pitt was not successfully recruited into Scientology.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to do gay shit like follow rules and join a coven or some shit? I'd take the powers, but I hate that Anne Rice/Twilight shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, your life your rules.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >living forever
    hell no!!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Crusie and Brad Pitt in this made ladies coom left and right. They even developed a e-girlta complex in being trapped in a young girls body while these guys governed their lives.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the exact mechanisms. What happens to me if/when I get destroyed? No more immortal soul? Do vampires even have souls anymore? Are they still the original person (or just pretending to be).

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to live forever, especially not if I can't go out during the day and have to kill people

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you could get approved on a 500 year mortgage?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly why was Christian Slater ever pushed so hard? Homie is a mediocre actor and looks like a reptile, and I've never heard a single person say they liked him, yet Hollywood tried to make him THE guy for like a decade!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good depiction of those nerd girls

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe as a sexy vampire

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and additionally Anne Rice vampires seem to have it better than many other fictional vampire worlds. Biggest downside is never being able to change your hairstyle.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly I am too ugly to be embraced by Anne Rice vampires. It's like a sin to them or something.

    Nosferatu bros, come for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get embraced by the Nosferatu
      >your looks improve

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no I want to go to Heaven, this place fricking sucks

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    frick people
    id see trends come and go, like gfs, just travel the world, and hoard moneys
    plus id look good 24/7
    what a life that would be

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if my prostate works 100%. Otherwise you can frick off to vampireville.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, if my prostate doesn't work, I hope drugs still work (weed, stims, psychedelics)
      now THAT would be a deal breaker

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you can have sex anymore do you?
    (not like i have sex now anyways)

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely. its been one of my fantasies since i was a kid, i knew living forever would be baller.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like the sunshine but I’m also a bit of a night owl so i guess but as long as I get to do cool Castlevania Shit

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me be a vampire from the diaries and give me a ring, yeah it sounds like a fun time for a few hundred years but anything after 300 i'd imagine you really start to psychologically detach from humanity. all the gaining friends and losing them etc.

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