Would you buy one for company? Even if he was a bad boy, maybe helping him make the most of his new life wouldn't be so bad.
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Would you buy one for company?
I can't even begin to imagine the level of creep you'd need to be for that
The ladies doth protest too much.
>would stand by and watch as children are sold as slaves to mines where they are guaranteed to be raped by lonely miners
Sick.
It is kinda hot though.
miner on minor action
That's not what we're talking about and you know it
dirty minded dirty bird
shut up
You knew where this headed the moment you saw the thumbnail. Threads about child donkey slaves will ALWAYS go there.
>literally going to different mines or circuses
>miners are entirely male
They're going to get eaten and fricked, if you don't buy them and raise them into respectable jacks on a ranch.
This
>t. Jiminy Cricket
No, I’m not Stephen Fry.
I'd just take a non-talking one of I needed one, it would be too sad to hear about how he misses his family and even if he did find them, he'd be stuck as a donkey
>I'd just take a non-talking one of I needed one
The Coachman only sells non-talking ones.
Can I get a talking one?
No because he advertises them as normal Donkeys, he probable makes glue of the ones that talk.
>Would you buy a child?
No? Epstein freak.
Adoption is the same thing
>Kelly is a boy's name too.
Why would I want to have a donkey for company?
So you won't be the only one to make an ass of yourself.
Underrated post
in all seriousness, pet donkies are amazing. There's mini-donkeys that are more sociable than horses, and bond to people like dogs, but live like 30 years. Their hoves need trimming, but it's not too hard to learn. I think you might need two because they make friends like cows.
can you keep them as house pets or do they have to stay outside ?
I'd imagine there must be some reason these boy donkeys are selling like hotcakes. This guy is apparently making more than enough money to cover all the beer and cigars and all the stuff the boys break while they're at Pleasure Island.
I’ve been thinking about it, and I sorta wonder if the same magic that turns the boys into donkeys is also the magic that powers and restocks the themepark, rather than the coachman having to manage it all himself through labor.
Honestly this. It makes more sense for him to keep the whole thing going as more of an devil making use of a few greedy simpletons rather than a genuine meticulously planned scheme of labor and logistics
He might be selling them and rolling in the dough, but he doesn't NEED it. Other humans paying for the fruit his nightmare honeypot is just another layer for his sick kicks
How many times do you think he sold boys back to their own unwitting families, so he could watch the kids’ own parents overwork him to death and then throw him away?
At least some if not most of these kids were certainly from troubled homes that wouldn’t think twice about abusing a dumb donkey.
Well, going from what I've been reading on this thread, I sure as hell hope those kid's families don't own a fricking mine.
When I was little I just thought he was an evil wizard that did it cause he's evil and this sort of stuff is funny to him.
Older me now theorizes the whole island is some cursed Gomorrah like land that just punishes all sin in general and this guy managed to find out and use it for his enterprise.
The reaction from Honest John suggests that the island and its effects are at least known to some folks -- whether as a myth or a real place is unclear -- but he's definitely aware of the dark things associated with Pleasure Island.
HE GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.
LITERALLY UNPUNISHED FOR ALL THE SHIT HE PULLED.
Coulda sworn Monstro the whale ate him.
Nope.
And Disney toned it down from the original
The lonely salt miners getting intimate with the donkeys chapter was a bit much. I don't think there was any way to leave that in this movie so I see why they cut it out.
have a nice day
I will when you become a real woman, Pinnochi-ACK
Says the one who is not only a homosexual but also a pedo zoophile. End your miserable life, degenerate scum
Somebody's a grumpy gus today.
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The idea is they get worked to death and replaced.
Damn, those miners must be pent up.
Does Italian have anything like the American meaning of "jackass"?
No idea but espaniard use the term donkey for kids that don't be have in school.
Reminds me of that little lulu skipping school short.
mutt?
OH!
Sure, I need one to sire some mules.
I would buy a talking female donkey and have it bear a couple hinnies. Why? Because the idea of a bad girl (or boy, for extra fun) getting turned into a donkey, getting fricked and impregnated by a horse, and being forced to give birth to human-turned-donkey/horse hybrids amuses me.
>why a talking one?
Because I want to hear it beg for mercy when it realizes that it is going to get fricked by a horse.
depends on how much, but yeah having a donkey that can understand English commands would be great.
yes but I'm not saying why
Give me 30 shotas please
>inb4 durr harkness test
watch how furgays will try and say is ok to frick an animal
>t. donkey boy trying to avoid getting dicked
Get back to the mines, boy. And wait for me in the usual crevice.
You wanna frick one of those donkeys, don't you, anon?
WHAT!? ABSOLUTELY NOT! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? I'VE NEVER BEEN SO OUTRAGED IN ALL MY LIE. I MEAN LIFE!
yes, and? whats it gonna do? tell the cops? lol
He might even like it.
Donkeys are cool, but they are loud as frick. Their "hee haw" noise is deafening up close, and you can hear a donkey across town.
Get away from me, Donkey
They were sold to mexicans for their Donkey Shows
>This thread is now a Shrek and Donkey thread in disguise
No
We have Coyotes in Texas so having one mule on a ranch for chickens or goats is actually smart. Mules, Donkeys, and Asses absolutely DESTROY Coyotes.
I always thought the buyers didn't know the donkeys were transformed kids
I bet the circus guys had a rough idea of it. The miners, probably no.
I'm Britain, use of child labor in mines exploded as a result of a ban on pit ponies
They also banned women from working in mines because some of them worked topless.
Nude is a completely appropriate way to mine. It is how our father’s mined.
yes
I would buy one, to carry my pregnant wife to the city.
donkey boy pregnancy
hee haw
If I ever found out the truth I'd probably end up like the crazy rambling guy in the end of Onions Green.
Absolute best case scenerio I try to pray to the Blue Fairy or find some good wizard to stop whatever this shit is. More realistic scenerio, nobody either believes me or cares and I just have to live with this terrible knowledge until apathy sets in.
>S o y lent is filtered
Man if Cinemaphile ever had a thread aout that movie it'd look really fricking weird.
It fricked me up how this got no resolution in the movie.
It did get a resolution
>"You boys had your fun, now pay for it!"
They're doomed, plain and simple.
After seeing that Snow White thread talk about that entire B plot with the Prince that got cut, I sorta am beginning to suspect that there were probably at least ideas floated around the studio on more to deal with the donkey boys, but it’s not surprising it couldn’t make it in because this movie was hard enough to make already.
donkey boys need love too
My son and I recently lost our last donkey in an unfortunate mishap from which there was no particular lesson to be learned. So I guess if you guys really think we should buy a new one, we could do that. But only if you say so.
I understood that reference.
>the dwarfs from Snow White use deer to pull their minecart, not donkeys
Well, frick, that’s a relief.
Could shrek kill the coachman? Is he might enough to deliver us from this evil?